Sweet Tooth/Transcript

*intro* *Cake at Stake intro* *Bubble is popped and Pencil is knocked away* *flashback of episode 1 and 3* *Needle slaps Leafy*
 * Video: This video has been removed. Actually... APRIL FOOL'S!!! (music and flashing lights display)
 * Leafy: Needy *Needle slaps* I know it is trying to offer us something great, but what IS that speaker thing? I suggest we dismantle it to find out! *swings hammer* uh oh, I missed.
 * Ice Cube: Leafy? What's happened? You've become evil!
 * Leafy: Icy! (hugging Ice Cube) Icy, I'm sorry I killed you.
 * Ice Cube: I want revenge!
 * Speaker: Cake at Stake.
 * Speaker: So, since the Cherries were dumber, they got a lower total test score, one of them goes home. And the number of votes is. *signs comes up* Hold on one sixtieth of a minute. That doesn't seem right. (screen changes from 0 to 12 votes). Oink. There is it. It was the 2nd time that digit was used, and the 3rd time that digit was used. We weren't sure if they would work. And, um, Cherries, uh, well, I forgot to buy a cake, so I had to make something. It's a *SLAM*big sliced chunk of ice.
 * Match: *gulp*
 * Speaker: So yeah, if there's no remaining ice chunk left, you leave BFDI. And Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You are on the other team. *flings Ice Cube*
 * Ice Cube: AHHHHHHH*fading voice*
 * Speaker: Moving on. Pin, you have a win token. Would you like to use if now?
 * Pin: Uh. No. I mean, there's nothing mean I-
 * Speaker: Yeah, yeah. we know. At zero votes is-
 * Pen: It's gotta be Blocky.
 * Speaker: No, it's not. It's all girls.
 * All girls: Yeah!
 * Speaker: Except Match.
 * Match: Hey!
 * Pin: Yeah!
 * Match: HEY!
 * Speaker: ...And Pin.
 * Match: Yeah!
 * Pin: Hey!
 * Speaker: Yeah.
 * Pencil: Aaaaaahhhhh......
 * Speaker: Eraser, Firey and Pen. Also no votes.
 * Firey: Woo! *ice is melted by Firey*
 * Eraser and Pen: Aaaahhhhhh.....
 * Blocky: (after Pen and Eraser are knocked away) Yeah, elbow room!
 * Speaker: Match and Pin, you only got one vote a piece.
 * Match: A piece? A piece? You know, we aren't just objects.. but maybe Pin is.
 * Pin: Hey!
 * Match: We have feelings too, but pins don't matter.
 * Pin: Hey!
 * Match: Yeah!
 * Pin: Hey! *ice gets slammed into Match's face*
 * Pencil: Match, are you okay?
 * Match: Hey, how are you back? I thought you flew away, off beyond the horizon!
 * Pencil: Well you're seeing strange things, because you're hallucinating! See, I'll turn into dumb Bubble!
 * Match: (slapping after Pencil turns into Bubble) Don't do that! That is K-R-E-P!
 * DUN DUN
 * Speaker: Blocky *Woody panics* is eliminated at six votes.
 * Woody: Ah.....
 * Speaker: Oh, deja vu!
 * Pen: Blocky gone? But that can't be! Blocky's a great guy, and he's my friend too! And he's only killed two people.
 * Speaker: Yeah, whatever.
 * Blocky: *gets flung* Aaaaaahh......
 * Speaker: And with that, the Squashy Grapes, the original losers, are now ahead at 9 to 8, and Golf Ball's chance of winning went from-
 * Golf Ball: 5.555 repeating percent to 5.882 percent!
 * Pin: *bong* Poo! Yuck! That was terrible!
 * Speaker: Well, let's see if you can do any better. Because the next challenge is all about food, cooking it, and eating it. *accidentally plays intro* Wait. We already played that didn't we? Okay, so the remaining seventeen of you will each bake a cake. I'll be one judge. Let's see. Flower, a previously eliminated contestant, could be our second. And the magical die of judgment will be our third.
 * Eraser: Wait. Is that just a normal die?
 * Speaker: Well, um, maybe. So yeah, your scores will be out of twenty-six. Here are some ingredients. There are no recipes for you to follow, and you may use any flavors you like. The contestant that makes the best cake receives a Win Token.
 * GO!!!!
 * Pencil: Look, it's Bubble. Remember? How she can't count to three?
 * Match: Oh yeah, she's really dumb.
 * Bubble: Guys, I'm not dumb. I just died before I could get to three! See? I can do it! One, two *gets popped by a flying strawberry*
 * Match: Yeah, she's really dumb. Dumb for sure.
 * Golf Ball: Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix.
 * Snowball: NO RECIPES!?!? How are you supposed to make a cake without recipes? It's as bad as making a cake out of dirt!! *throws dirt*
 * Coiny: Oh...uh..well, a dirt cake is still better than an ice cake. *dirt lands in Golf Ball's mixture*
 * Tennis Ball: Look, GB! I finished! It's a rice cake.
 * Eraser: Um, hey Leafy? Why are you making such a big cake?
 * Leafy: So that if anyone is having trouble making a cake themselves, I can lend some!
 * Eraser: Oh, so is it like, you do it for me?
 * Leafy: Um, I guess?
 * Eraser: Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make our cakes.
 * Leafy: Well that's not what I was planning for, so there's a price to pay! *takes out jar of cyanide* Wha? Oops, *pulls out a tip jar*there's the jar I was looking for! Minimum tip is five dollars.
 * Eraser: Oh, I don't have any money. Pen, you got some?
 * Pen: Here, I have eight dollars. That'll work!
 * Leafy: Grrrrrr!
 * Snowball: Making cakes without recipes, is almost as bad as making a cake out of two! Metal! Balls! *one ball shatters Ice Cube and the other destroys the ICRC*
 * Leafy: I know, but eight dollars will get you only one cake, dumb-dumbs!
 * Pen: Hey, I see something! *picks up a dollar and ninety-nine cents* Aw, we're still one cent short.
 * Eraser: Coiny's a penny, right?
 * Pen: Yeah!
 * Pin: Well, I'll get ten points from Flower, right? *Teardrop looking fearful*
 * Leafy: Well, I guess it all works out!
 * Tennis Ball: Which rhymes with rice cake!
 * Match: Leafy, we need three cakes. Here's $15. And give these five to Woody.
 * Leafy: (smiling, waving arms, and coming closer to camera) Well, I guess it all works out!
 * Bubble: O-M-B-B! Dirt got a better score than mine?
 * Match: It's OK, you just bake at a sub-dirt level.
 * Flower: (grading Eraser's cake) Hmm... TEN!
 * Eraser: Yeah! (die rolls a one) Aw...
 * Speaker: (referring to Golf Ball's opposition about dirt) Putting dirt or lie. I say 0.
 * Flower: I will too!
 * Speaker: And so does the die.
 * Golf Ball: Wait, a die doesn't even have--
 * Speaker: Shush.
 * Leafy: (referring to Needle's cake) Yeah, it is pretty big, Needy.