Talk:BFB 12/@comment-32346922-20180627153334

top 10 reasons why CAKE'S DAD should join bfb AT THE MOST CONVENIENT TIME

1. he is CAKE'S DAD, aka, a FATHER FIGURE TO AN OTHERWISE LOST AND DIRECTIONLESS SOUL

2. he has a really COOL MUSTACHE

3. he looks CUTE AND GOOD

4. he would most likely be PROUD OF YOU, SON

5. he could adopt FIREY JR. and save an orphan from the life of crime that statistically MOST ORPHANS FOLLOW

6. DID I MENTION his mustache

7. CAKE'S DAD

8. he could give GOOD ADVICE TO OTHER CHARACTERS

9. since he is a father he could give LORE about how it was like BACK IN HIS DAY

10. CAKE'S DAD