It's a Monster/Transcript

Cranking
[Cranking: Day 1]

Book: Hey, Ruby, didn't you die from sadness?

Ruby: No one actually dies from sadness, silly!

Book: Wait, really?

Ruby: Really!

Book: I guess I should have known that.

[Cranking: Day 2]

*Ding!*

Match: OMG, it's like break time!

Book: I didnt know there was a break time.

Match: Every girl needs a break time.

Come here, Book, and Ruby, you too!

Ruby: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Match: Ah! No way, Nickel. Only FreeSmart is allowed to have a break time. You should know that! Now get back         to your cranking, Nickel.

Nickel: Oh my god, What a poo-poo face.

[Cranking: Day 3]

Ruby and Match: 5, 6, 7, 8, Who do we absolutely hate? Spongy!

Nickel: Hey! I think your break is over. It's been like, 19 hours, I think.

Match: Ah! Excuse me? You did just not tell me-

Book: Maybe Nickel is right.

Match: No, Book, no. Our break is over when it's time to be over.

Nickel: And when will that be?!

Match: Right now.

See, Nickel? You just complained way too much, like way too much. Complain, complain, complain. I can see no        one cares to pick up a dropped Nickel.

*Ding!*

Match: OMG, It's like break time again!

Book: *gasp*

[Cranking: Day 4]

[Cranking: Day 5]

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[Cranking: Day 8]

[Cranking: Day 9]

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[Cranking: Day 61]

[Cranking: Day 69]

[Cranking: Day 77]

Book: Yay! 99% done! Then it's nine hours left!

[Cranking: Day 78]


 * CRANK! CRANK! Ding! BAM!*



Self-destruction
Coiny: Finally! We're done! I need a well-deserved break.

Match: Well, I'm not tired any more. I must be like, super-strong!

HPHPRCC: The HPHRCC will now self-destruct in 15, 14,

Coiny: What? No one told me that thing will destroy itself!

Book: Well, I'm a HPHPRCC user manual, so I think I can look up how to fix this! Let's see...

HPHPRCC: 5, 4, 3, 15

Book: Oh.

The HPHPRCC is a 

''single-use disposable machine. After''

creating it's one and only HPRC, the

HPHPRCC will self-

destruct to

decompose into the

soil better.

Coiny: Why didn't Firey speak about telling us that?

Ruby: Let's not talk about that now.

HPHPRCC: 1, 15

Ruby: This thing is about to explode!

Book: Well, we don't know that. Self-destruct could mean anything.

It could mean explode or dissapear with out a trace. I'd say we have a 50/50 chance.

Nickel: I'm feeling kind of lazy. I'll take my chances.

HPHPRCC: 3, 2, 1,

''' BOOM! '''

Ruby: AHHHHHHH!

Book: Stop hypervinnellating/hallinsucating, Ruby. The HPHPRCC dissapearred without a trace, and everyone's        fine.

The HPHPRCC'S return
Ruby: Oh, really? That's a relief.

Yellow Face: I'll bring Spongy back.

Match: Wait, Yellow Face! Stop!

Yellow Face: Aww!

Match: You need to learn to like, prioritize.

Most important people come first! So like, Pencil is first.

Match and Pencil: Yes!

Book: And Ice Cube!

Ice Cube: Wha?

Ruby: And Bubble.

FreeSmart: YAY!

Pencil: Let's go.

Nickel: Yes! They're finally gone.

Yellow Face: Needle, Pin, Spongy.

HPRC: Please don't read this.

Coiny: Good. It looks like our whole team is here.

Pin: Ah! I didn't get my limbs back? This is so unfair!

Coiny: Okay. We need to get moving. Hurry along.

The Van and the Walking
Needle: I think someone needs to apologize.

Yellow Face: I'M SORRY NEEDLE!

Needle: Thank you.

Spongy: Wut abuot me? Apulogise to me!

Pin: Spongy, No offense, but no one cares!

Spongy: But, but-

Nickel: Spongy! Zip it!

Spongy: Oh my gowd! Luife is puainful!

Needle: Life is full of pain.



Ruby: Aren't we sad we lost the FreeSmart Van?

Pencil: Why can't you be sad when you can be awesome?

Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?

Pencil: I present to you the



FreeSmart: OMGOMG! AHHHHHH YAY!

Pencil: Okay, get in.



Nickel: You know, all this walking is gonna take a long time.

Yellow Face: WALKING IS FUN!

Pin: Hmm. We need a better way. Like, Why don't we recover Puffball, and threaten her into flying us to Yoyleland!

Coiny: Pin, you're a genius! Pointy genius, but definetly a genius.

Nickel: But how will we threaten her?

Yellow Face: I know! Let's call her Puffy.

Coiny: PERRRRFECT! P-U-F-F-B-A-L-L. Okay. Ready, guys!

Spongy and Pin: Ready!

Coiny: GO!

Needle: Uh, um.. What's my line?

Puffball: Let me go!

Needle: Oh, I remember. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy...

Coiny: STOP HER!

Gelatin: Huh? What happened?

[Continued... Edited by Michaelnryan (sorry)]