It's a Monster/Transcript

Cranking

 * [Cranking: Day 1]
 * Book: Hey, Ruby, didn't you die from sadness?
 * Ruby: No one actually dies from sadness, silly!
 * Book: Wait, really?
 * Ruby: Really!
 * Book: I guess I should have known that.


 * [Cranking: Day 2]
 * .*Ding!*
 * Match: OMG, it's, like, break time!
 * Book: I didn't know there was a break time.
 * Match: Every girl needs a break time.Come here, Book, and Ruby, you too!
 * Ruby: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 * Match: Ah! No way, Nickel. Only FreeSmarters are allowed to have a break time. You should know that! Get back to your cranking, Nickel.
 * Nickel: Oh my god, what a poo-poo face.


 * [Cranking: Day 3]
 * Ruby and Match: *clapping* 5, 6, 7, 8, Who do we absolutely hate?
 * Ruby: Spongy!
 * Nickel: Hey! I think your break is over. It's been, like, 19 hours, I think.
 * Match: Ah! Excuse me? You did just not tell me-
 * Book: Maybe Nickel is right.
 * Match: No, Book, no. Our break is over when it's time to be over.
 * Nickel: And when will that be?
 * Match: *Ding* Right now. *walk to Cranking along with Book and Ruby* See, Nickel? You just complained way too much, like way too much. Complain, complain, complain. I can see no one cares to pick up a dropped Nickel. *Ding!* OMG, Like, it's break time again!
 * Book: *sigh*


 * [Cranking: Day 4]
 * .*6 People is still cranking and Match is still sleeping*


 * .*"Cranking: Days 5 through 76" rapidly flash*


 * [Cranking: Day 77]
 * Book: Yay! 99% done! That means only nine hours left!


 * [Cranking: Day 78]
 * .*cranking*
 * .*Ding!*
 * .*HPHPRCC ejects out an HPRC*


 * 

Self-destruction
Coiny: Finally, we're done! I need a well-deserved break.

Match: Well, I'm not tired all. I must be, like, super-strong!

HPHPRCC: The HPHPRCC will now self-destruct in 15, 14, *continues to count down*

Coiny: What? No one told me that thing would destroy itself!

Book: Well, I'm a HPHPRCC user manual, so I think I can look up how to fix this! Let's see...

HPHPRCC: 5, 4, 3... *Yellow Face inserts a Postpone Token into the HPHPRCC* 15... *continues to count down*

Book: Oh: ''The HPHPRCC is a single-use disposable machine. After creating its one and only HPRC, the HPHPRCC will self-destruct to decompose into the soil better.''

Coiny: Why didn't Firey Speaker Box tell us that?

Ruby: Let's not talk about that now.

HPHPRCC: 1... *Yellow Face postpones the HPHPRCC again* 15... *continues to count down*

Ruby: This thing is going to explode!

Book: Well, we don't know that. "Self-destruct" could mean anything. It could mean "explode" or "dissapear without a trace". I'd say we have a 50/50 chance.

Nickel: I'm feeling kind of lazy. I'll take my chances.

HPHPRCC: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,


 * HPHPRCC explodes*

Ruby: *scream*

Book: Stop hallucinating, Ruby. The HPHPRCC disappeared- without a trace, and everyone's fine!

The HPRC'S return
Ruby: Oh, really? That's a relief.

Yellow Face: I'll bring Spongy back.

Match: Wait, Yellow Face! Stop!

Yellow Face: Huh?

Match: You need to learn to like, prioritize. Most important people come first! So like, Pencil is first. *type Pencil and revive him by cranking*

Match and Pencil: Yes!

Book: And Ice Cube!

Ice Cube: Wha?

Ruby: And Bubble.

FreeSmart: YAY!

Pencil: Let's go.

Nickel: Yes! They're finally gone.

Yellow Face: Needle, Pin, Spongy.

HPRC: Please don't read this.

Coiny: Good. It looks like our whole team is here.

Pin: Ah! I didn't get my limbs back? This is so unfair!

Coiny: Okay. We need to get moving. Hurry along.

The Van and the Walking
Needle: I think someone needs to apologize.

Yellow Face: I'M SORRY NEEDLE!

Needle: Thank you.

Spongy: Wut abuot me? Apulogise to me!

Pin: Spongy, No offense, but no one cares!

Spongy: But, but-

Nickel: Spongy! Zip it!

Spongy: Oh my gowd! Luife is puainful!

Needle: Life is full of pain.



Ruby: Aren't we sad we lost the FreeSmart Van?

Pencil: Why can't you be sad when you can be awesome?

Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?

Pencil: I present to you the



FreeSmart: *cheers*

Pencil: Okay, get in. *All FreeSmart member into FSSV*



Nickel: You know, all this walking is gonna take a long time.

Yellow Face: WALKING IS FUN!

Pin: Hmm. We need a better way. Like, Why don't we recover Puffball, and threaten her into flying us to Yoyleland!

Coiny: Pin, you're a genius! Pointy genius, but definetly a genius.

Nickel: But how will we threaten her?

Yellow Face: I know! Let's call her Puffy.

Coiny: PERRRRFECT! P-U-F-F-B-A-L-L. Okay. Ready, guys!

Spongy and Pin: Ready!

Coiny: GO! *Pin cranking along with Bomby*

Needle: Uh, um.. What's my line?

Puffball: Let me go!

Needle: Oh, I remember. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy. I'll call you Puffy...

Coiny: STOP HER!

Gelatin: Huh? What happened?

[Continued... Edited by Michaelnryan (sorry)]