Sweet Tooth/Transcript


 * Video This video has been removed...actually, APRIL FOOLS!
 * (Cue Intro)
 * Leafy Needy, *slapped by Needle* I know it is trying to offer something great, but what is that speaker thing? I suggest we dismantle it to find out! *grabs hammer and throws it at the speaker but misses* Uh-oh, I missed.
 * Ice Cube Leafy, what's happened? You've become evil.
 * Leafy IC! *gives Ice Cube a hug* IC, I'm sorry I killed you.
 * Ice Cube I want revenge!
 * Announcer ...Cake at Stake.
 * (Cake At Stake theme plays)
 * Announcer So, since the cherries were dumber, they got a lower total test score. One of them goes home. And the number of votes is, *number of votes being displayed as 00000* hold on 1/60 of a minute, [0:01] that doesn't seem right. *number of votes being displayed as 00012* Oink, there it is. It was the second time that digit was used, [1] and the third time that digit was used. [2] We weren't sure if they would work. Oh, and, um, Cherries, uh, well, I forgot to buy a cake, so I had to make something. It's a *bam* slice chunk of Ice. *Ice Cube camouflages with the cake*
 * Match *About to vomit*
 * Announcer So yeah, if you remain ice-chunk-less, you leave BFDI. And Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You're on the other team.
 * Ice Cube (gets flinged back to the Squashy Grapes* AAAAAAAH!
 * Announcer Moving on, Pin, you have a WT. Would you like to use it now?
 * Pin Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I-
 * Announcer Yeah, yeah. We know. Anyway, at 0 votes it's-
 * Pen it's got to be Block-
 * Announcer No. It's not. It's all girls-
 * All girls Yeah!
 * Announcer -except Match-
 * Match Hey!
 * Pin Yeah!
 * Match HEY!!
 * Announcer -and Pin.
 * Match Yeah!
 * Pin Hey!
 * Announcer Yeah. *throws at Bubble and Pencil. Bubble pops and Pencil flies off into the horizon.* Firey, Eraser, and Pen. Also no votes. *flings chunks to Eraser, Pen, and Firey*
 * Firey Wooh! *melts chunk of ice, growing weeds*
 * Eraser and Pen *smashed from chunk of ice* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
 * Blocky Yeah, elbow room!
 * Announcer: Match and Pin, you only got one vote a piece.
 * Match: A piece? A PIECE? You know, we aren't just objects, well maybe Pin is.
 * Pin: HEY!
 * Match: We have feelings too! But Pin's don't matter.
 * Pin: HEY!
 * Match: Yeah.
 * Pin: HEY!
 * Match gets smashed in the face by an ice chunk*
 * Pencil: Match, are you okay?
 * Match: Hey, how are you back? I thought you flew away. Off beyond the horizon!
 * Pencil: You're seeing strange things because you're HALLUCINATING! See, I'll turn into dumb Bubble!
 * Pencil turns into Bubble*
 * Match slaps Pencil*
 * Match: Don't do that! It is K-R-E-P!
 * Voiceovers: Dun dun!
 * The screen shows Woody and Blocky as the Final Two*
 * Announcer: Blocky.
 * Woody: Aaaaaaaah! *flips out*
 * Announcer: Is eliminated at six votes.
 * Woody: Aaaah. *sigh of relief*
 * Announcer: Whoa! Deja vu!
 * Pen: Blocky gone?! But that can't be! Blocky's a great guy! He's my friend, too! And he's only killed two people.
 * flashback to Blocky kicking Bubble, causing her to pop*
 * flashback to Blocky throwing Ice Cube into a giant fire*
 * Announcer: Yeah, whatever.
 * Blocky gets flinged into the TLC*
 * Blocky: AAAAAAAAAH!
 * Announcer: And, with that, the Squashy Grapes, the original losers, are now ahead at 9 to 8.
 * screen shows a scale weighing the amount of contestants on each team*
 * Announcer: Golf Ball's chance of winning went from
 * Golf Ball: 5.555 repeating percent to 5.882 percent!
 * Pin tries eating the ice chunk*
 * Pin spits out the ice chunk*
 * Pin: Poo! Yuck! That was terrible!
 * Announcer: Well, let's see if you can do any better. Because the next challenge is all about food. Cooking it, and eating it.
 * Announcer: Wait, we already did that, didn't we?
 * Announcer: Okay. So the remaining 17 of you. You will each bake a cake. I'll be one judge. Let's see. Flower, one previously eliminated contestant, could be our second. And the magical die of judgement
 * screen shows a die*
 * Announcer: will be our third.
 * Eraser: Wait, is that just a normal die?
 * Announcer: Um, maybe. So yeah. Your scores will out of 26. Here are some ingredients.
 * Camera pans to a pile of ingredients*
 * Announcer: There are no recepies for you to follow, and you may use any flavors you like. The contestant that makes the best cake will recieve a Win Token.
 * screen shows 'GO!!!!'
 * Pencil: Look, it's Bubble! Remember? How she can't count to three?
 * Match: Oh yeah, she's really dumb.
 * Bubble: Guys, I'm not dumb! I just died before I could get to three! See, I can do it! One, two...
 * strawberry lands on Bubble, popping her*
 * Match: Yeah, she's really dumb. Dumb for sure.
 * Camera pan to Golf Ball, who is strring her batter*
 * Golf Ball: Mix, mix, mix! Mix, mix, mix!
 * Snowball: No recipies? How are you supposed to make a cake without recipies? It's as bad as making a cake out of dirt!
 * Snowball picks up some dirt from the ground and throws it away*
 * Camera pan to Coiny, who throws in some dirt into the Oven-O-Tron*
 * Coiny: Uh, um, well, a dirt cake is better than an ICE cake!
 * the dirt that Snowball threw whizzes past Coiny*
 * the chunk of dirt that Snowball threw lands in Golf Ball's batter, but she doesn't notice*
 * Tennis Ball: Look GB, I finished! It's a rice cake!
 * Camera pan to Pen, Eraser and Leafy and her huge mixing bowl*
 * Eraser: Um, Leafy? Why are you making such a big cake?
 * Leafy: So if anyone is having trouble making a cake themselves, I can lend some!
 * Eraser: Oh, so is it like you do it for me?
 * Leafy: Um, I guess?
 * Eraser turns to Pen*
 * Eraser: Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make our cakes!
 * Leafy: Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!
 * Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills*
 * Leafy: Wha? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!
 * Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'*
 * Leafy: Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is five dollars.
 * Eraser: Oh, I don't have any money.
 * Eraser turns to Pen*
 * Eraser: Pen, you got some?
 * Pen: Mmm, here!
 * Pen takes out an eight dollar bill*
 * Pen: I have eight dollars! That'll be enough!
 * Leafy: Grr!
 * Camera pan to Snowball*
 * Snowball: Making a cake without recipies is as almost as bad as making the cakes out of TWO METAL BALLS!
 * Camera pan to Ice Cube, who is dancing*
 * Snowball throws the two metal balls he formed away. One of them hits Ice Cube and she shatters*
 * The other metal balls smashes the Ice Cube Recovery Centre, and a sign appears on the Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator that reads 'Est. Time Left: 75 min.'*
 * Camera pan to Needle, who is pouring Yeast into her bowl as Teardrop passes by*
 * The Yeast in her bag runs out*
 * Needle gets another bag of Yeast*
 * Camera pan to Leafy, Pen and Eraser*
 * Leafy: I know, but eight dollars will only get you one cake, dum-dums!
 * Pen: Hey! I see something!
 * Camera pan to $1.99 bill on the grass*
 * Pen swoops and picks the bill up*
 * Pen: But we're still one cent short!
 * Eraser: Coiny's a penny, right?
 * Pen (offscreen): Yeah!
 * Camera pan to Pin and her cake, which is shaped like Flower*
 * Teardrop approaches Pin*
 * Pin: Well, I'll get ten points from Flower, right?
 * Camera pan to Bubble*
 * Bubble: One, two, three!
 * Camera pan to a shocked Pencil and Match*
 * Camera pan to Bubble again*
 * Bubble: Four, five, six, seven eight!
 * Pencil: Hey, Match! Maybe Bubble isn't dumb!
 * Camera pan to Golf Ball*
 * Golf Ball: La, la!
 * a ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
 * Golf Ball smells her cake*
 * Golf Ball: It smells... dirt-y! Oh well, probably just me.
 * Camera pan to Coiny*
 * a ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
 * Coiny: Now my cake is done!
 * Camera pan to Firey, who is holding is cake above himself*
 * Firey: Heh, heh! Need an oven, Coiny? Not me. I'm my oven!
 * Camera pan to Pen and Eraser picking up Coiny*
 * Coiny: Huh? Hey, put me down!
 * Camera pan to Firey*
 * Firey: Ha ha!
 * Camera pan to Rocky, who is standing by his bowl*
 * Rocky: Bleh!
 * Rocky vomits into his bowl*
 * Announcer: Thirty minutes left.
 * Match: Uh oh! We haven't started! I have twenty bucks.
 * Match pulls out a comibination of $8 bills, $1.99 bills and pennies*
 * Match: Let's buy some of Leafy's cakes!
 * Camera pan to Leafy, who is pushing in his giant strawberry cake into the Oven-O-Tron*
 * Leafy runs over to Woody*
 * Leafy: Woody? Do you need help? I'll lend you a cake for free!
 * Camera pan to Pen and Eraser*
 * Pen and Eraser: FOR FREE?!
 * Leafy: Well, um...
 * Match runs over to Leafy*
 * Match: Leafy, we need three cakes. Here's fifteen dollars.
 * Match hands Leafy some bills and coins ripped in half*
 * Match: And give these five to Woody.
 * Leafy: Well, I guess it all works out!
 * Title card: 29 minutes later...*
 * Announcer: Boop. Judging time. Since Ice Cube is non-existent at the moment, she is excused. Let's go in alphabetical order. So Bubble is up.
 * Camera pan to Bubble, who is holding up a square of strawberry cake*
 * Match: Good luck, not-dumb friend!
 * Bubble sets down his cake in front of the Announcer*
 * Announcer: Hmm, normal strawberry cake. Taste test.
 * Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half*
 * Announcer: Hmm, pretty good. Eight out of ten.
 * Camera pan to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 8 out of 10*
 * Flower: Right now I'm really angry because I got voted off!
 * screen shows a flashback of the explosion that Flower got blown away by*
 * Flower: Grr!
 * Flower steps onto Bubble's cake, destroying it*
 * Flower: Hey! That cake looks terrible!
 * Camera pan to the remains of Bubble's cake*
 * Flower: Zero out of 10! Well, 1 out of 10, because I'm just SO NICE.
 * Camera pan to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 9 out of 20*
 * Announcer: And the die.
 * The announcer rolls the die. It lands on a four*
 * TV shows that Bubble has a score of 13 out of 26*
 * Announcer: Coiny's turn.
 * Coiny brings his cake up to the Announcer*
 * Coiny: It's, um, baked dirt!
 * Announcer: Um, well, dirt is unsafe, so I won't eat it. I'm sorry, but you will get a two.
 * Coiny: Well, a dirt cake is better than an ice cake!
 * Tennis Ball: Which rhymes with rice cake!
 * Announcer: Flower.
 * Flower: Well, I see you put effort into it, like baking it and stuff, I'll give it a seven for what wonderful things it could have been!
 * Announcer rolls the die*
 * The die lands on a five*
 * TV shows that Coiny's score is 14 out of 26*
 * Bubble: OMBB! Dirt got a beter score than mine?
 * Match: It's okay, you just made it at a sub-dirt level!
 * Announcer: Eraser.
 * Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer*
 * Announcer: Strawberry again? Same as Bubble. I'll give it a seven this time, because it's the same.
 * Flower: Mmm. Ten?
 * Eraser: Yeah!
 * The die lands on a one*
 * Eraser: Aww!
 * TB shows that Eraser has a score of 18 out of 26*
 * Announcer: Firey.
 * Firey walks up to the announcer with his chocolate cake*
 * Firey: Mine's chocolate!
 * Annoucner: You baked without the oven? That's automatic 10 for effort.
 * Flower: I wouldn't say so! I pick three!
 * Announcer: And the die picks six.
 * TV shows that Firey's score is 19 out of 26*
 * Announcer: Golf Ball?
 * Golf Ball walks to the Announcer, balancing the cake on her head*
 * The announcer eats the cake*
 * Announcer: Hey. I taste dirt.
 * Golf Ball: But I didn't put in any dirt!
 * Announcer: Putting in dirt and lie? I say zero.
 * Flower: I will too!
 * Announcer: And so does the die.
 * screen shows the die landing on zero*
 * Golf Ball: Wait, a die doesn't even have-
 * Announcer: Shush.
 * TV shows Golf Ball's score is zero out of 26*
 * Announcer: Ice Cube is gone, so Leafy is up next.
 * Leafy puts down her cake in front of the Announcer*
 * Announcer: Strawberry again? This is starting to get irritating. So you get a four.
 * Leafy: But I was the first to make the-
 * Flower: Quiet, weightless one! I have my answer. Wait, not yet.
 * Flower takes out a spinner with numbers 1-10*
 * Flower spins it and it lands on 10*
 * Leafy (offscreen): Yes!
 * Flower: I choose zero!
 * Leafy: What?
 * Announcer: Die.
 * The die lands on 15*
 * Announcer: Wow! The die says 15.
 * TV shows Leafy's score is 19 out of 26*
 * Title card: 10 minutes later...*
 * Woody walks away from the announcer*
 * Announcer: Okay. We are done. Let's compare.
 * TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores*
 * Announcer: I guess since Pin has the most points with her Flower cake, she gets her second Win Token. Noter, Pin, that you can only use one Win Token at a time. Okay, let's organize by teams to see who won.
 * TV organizes the scores by teams. The Squishy Cherries have 134 while the Squashy Grapes have 121.
 * Announcer: So I guess the Cherries win this half of the contest. In the second half, each team will eat a hundred chocolate balls. The fastest team wins. And start eating.
 * various contestants begin eating the chocolate balls*
 * Announcer: The Grapes won this part of the contest, so now it's a two-way tie, so we need a tie breaker. Whichever team manages to rip their team necktie wins the contest. Get it? Tie breaker?
 * Snowball rips the Squashy Grapes's team necktie*
 * Announcer: The Squashy Grapes win. So one of the Cherries go home. Come on, choose one. You know you want to.
 * screen shows Pen, Match, Eraser, Pin, Firey, Pencil, Bubble and Woody*
 * Title Card: Comment to vote! Last day of voting is April 10.*
 * Title Card: Episode 5 will come out on May 1*
 * Camera pan to a radio*
 * Radio: Breaking news! Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple planet system! It consists of the Earth, the Moon and something called 'Needle's Cake'. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has seperated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's Cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in three weeks.
 * Camera pan to Leafy and Needle*
 * Leafy: Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.
 * cuts to black*
 * slapping sound*
 * slapping sound*