Hurtful!/Transcript


 * [Flower throws a bowling ball at the Firey Speaker Box]
 * [FRB jumps over the bowling ball and its hit the Flower Speaker Box, destroying it]
 * [A letter slowly falls down from the sky]


 * Leafy: Ice Cube! You're supposed to be in the TLC. How did you escape?
 * [Camera shows Firey standing next to a hole in the TLC]
 * [Firey hears a voice and goes into the TLC]
 * Firey: Oh hello Coiny, it's good to see you finally where you belong.
 * [Firey gets slapped by a recommended character named "Invisible Coiny"]
 * [Intro plays]
 * Firey Speaker Box: See I told you, the Tiny Loser Chamber need to be fixed!
 * Leafy: Yeah, that's true. But how are you gonna fix it?
 * Firey Speaker Box: Well, I need some metal. And you guys are made of metal. So yeah...
 * [Cut to 6 contestants inside the factory]
 * Flower: I don't want to go first! Bubble, you go first.
 * [Bubble falls into the furnace]
 * Flower: Who next? Who next? Leafy, who should go next?
 * Leafy: Hmm...
 * [A circle surrounds Ice Cube]
 * Leafy: Aha, Ice Cube, come on down, you could be my alloy!
 * [Leafy throws Ice Cube into into furnace]
 * Firey: Why would you do that? She isn't even made of metal.
 * Flower: Firey, don't question it, just jump in.
 * [Flower pushes a screaming Firey into the furnace]
 * Flower: Who's next, Leafy?
 * Leafy: How about you?
 * Flower: What?!? No!
 * Leafy: You have to go in eventually!
 * Flower: Well I can't go in now, I-
 * (The platform pushes Flower, Leafy and Spongy into the furnace)
 * Firey Speaker Box: Yes! Now I finally have enough.
 * (The Master Recovery Center recovers all the contestants)
 * Flower: Yes, I'm no longer metal! I don't weigh like a thousand pounds anymore!
 * Bubble: Whoa! The Tiny Loser Chamber, it's been fixed!
 * Firey Speaker Box: One of you will be sent to the TLC in about one minute and one of you will be sent to the TLC in 5 seconds.
 * Leafy: Sorry Ice Cube, I guess you have to go back.
 * Ice Cube: What?
 * Leafy: (whispering) Sorry.
 * (Ice Cube is thrown into the TLC)
 * Firey Speaker Box: Now let's do Cake at Stake.
 * (Cake at Stake theme plays)
 * (Announcer Recovery Center falls from the sky and pops Bubble)
 * (Announcer Recovery Center falls from the sky and pops Bubble)


 * Firey Speaker Box: No no no, I'm your replacement.
 * Firey Speaker Box #2: And I'm his clone.
 * Firey Speaker Box: Say what?
 * Yellow Hexagon Speaker Box and Red Triangle Speaker Box: We are also clones!
 * Announcer: You people are all too weird. Please leave.
 * Red Triangle Speaker Box: Whose elimination?

Purple Circle Speaker Box: I am the circular floating cloud.
 * Cheese Orb: And I'm the Cheese Orb!
 * Green Small Speaker Box: My spikes are out of control! (launching spikes)
 * Firey: Hey, um, let's just get to the elimination.
 * Spongy: Yeah, let's just do that.
 * (Spikes from Green Small Speaker Box hit Spongy)
 * Announcer: 816 voters voted. It went down again.
 * Leafy: Please don't cry!

Announcer: Don't worry. I'm okay. But if it goes down for a third time in a row, I swear I will cancel BFDI.
 * (Cheese Orb and a spike from Green Small Speaker Box hit Announcer)
 * Announcer: Would you please stop distracting me?
 * (Bubble arrives in her BRC)
 * Bubble: So, what's the cake this time?
 * Announcer: It's cheesecake.
 * Firey Speaker Box: But we don't have any.
 * (Announcer slices Cheese Orb into four slices)
 * Announcer: Now we do.
 * Leafy: Oh no! Speaker just killed the Cheese Orb!
 * Firey: Cheese Orb was my friend!
 * Announcer: Four of the five of you are safe, and will get cake. One of you will be eliminated. Flower and Firey had immunity, so they get cake.
 * (Flower and Firey get their cakes)
 * Announcer: With only 97 against her, Bubble is safe.
 * (Bubble gets her cake)
 * Announcer: Spongy and Leafy, one of you will be eliminated.
 * (The two get shocked)
 * Announcer: The contestant who is safe with only 287 votes is-
 * Red Triangle Speaker Box: It's Leafy.
 * Announcer: Oh my gosh, would you just be quiet?
 * Flower: But is it true?
 * Announcer: Yes, Spongy...
 * Spongy: Huh?

Announcer: ...with a record of 432 votes, you've been eliminated, again.
 * (Spongy gets teleported to the TLC)
 * Leafy: Yeah, final four, Firey!
 * Announcer: Do you realize that there is only one more elimination before the finals?
 * Bubble: Whoa!
 * Announcer: That means that this is the last contest of BFDI.
 * Flower: And what is the last contest?
 * Announcer: It's a combination of all the previous contests.
 * Leafy: Ooh, cool!
 * Announcer: The first person to complete all the contests in order wins immunity. If you die, you have to start all over again. Go.
 * (Episode 1A)
 * (The four contestants start running across the balance beam)
 * Flower: Out of my way, I need my space!
 * (Flower pushes Firey and Leafy off and Firey gets put out by the water and Leafy gets up to the surface of the water)
 * (Firey comes out of the FRC)
 * (Episode 1B)
 * Flower: Haha! Huh? Ha, I deserve the one with the motor!
 * (Flower jumps in the boat)
 * (Bubble arrives at 1B and jumps into the boxy boat)
 * Flower: Faster!

(Episode 2)
 * Flower: Well I never did this contest, this is so unfair!
 * (Leafy arrives at 1B)
 * Leafy: Firey, I'll wait for you!
 * (Bubble arrives at 2)
 * Flower: Bubble, get me to the top of the rock wall!
 * Bubble: No, Flower, you have to do it yourself.
 * Flower: What?!? And to think you're nice!
 * (Firey arrives at 1B)
 * Leafy: Firey! You deserve the larger boat, because I know you can't touch water.
 * Firey: Wow, thanks!
 * (The two go across the water)
 * (Back to 2)
 * Flower: Bubble, you have to get me to the top, you have to!!
 * Bubble: No!
 * Flower: If you don't help me, I'll, I'll pop you!
 * Bubble: You wouldn't!
 * Flower: Oh yeah! (pops Bubble)
 * (Back to 1B)
 * (A fish monster drags Leafy down underwater and the fish monster gets eaten by a bigger one)
 * Leafy: Oh, why, hello! (gets eaten by the big fish monster)
 * (Leafy comes out of the MRC)
 * (1B)
 * Bubble: Oh noio, no boats left!
 * Leafy: It's okay, we can swim!

Bubble: Oh, okay!

(Leafy and Bubble swim)
 * Leafy: Hey! It's my boat! I must have like, left it earlier.
 * Bubble: Um, so?

Leafy: You can use it, Bubble!
 * Bubble: Really? Thanks!
 * (Firey arrives at 2)
 * Flower: Firey, you'll get me to the top!
 * Firey: No!
 * Flower: I'll extinguish you!
 * Firey: No, you won't!
 * Flower: Oh yeah! (pushes Firey into the water)
 * (Firey is about to fall into the water)
 * Leafy: Firey's about to fall into the water!

(Firey loses his balance)
 * Leafy: I'll save you!
 * (Leafy pushes Firey, but failed because her hands burned and Firey fell into the water)]
 * (Leafy and Firey come out of their Recovery Centers)
 * (Back to 2, Bubble arrives)
 * Flower: Bubble, now it's just the two of us, now get me to the top!!!
 * Bubble: Oh, I'll do it, just because you'll kill me if I don't!
 * Flower: Yes!
 * (Bubble carries Flower)

Flower: Three, two, one!
 * (Flower is thrown up by Bubble)

Flower: Whee! (gets knocked away from the boxing glove)
 * (Back to 1b)

Firey: Oh no, all the boats are gone, and you know I can't swim.
 * Leafy: I'll swim, Firey, and you can stand on my head.
 * Firey: Really?
 * Leafy: As long as you won't set me on fire!
 * Firey: Wow, thanks!
 * (Leafy swims and Firey stands on her head)
 * Firey: Wow, this is great!
 * (Flower is flying through the sky and hits Firey and he is put out)
 * Leafy: No, don't die!
 * (Bubble climbs the rock wall)
 * Bubble: Yoylecake!
 * (Episode 3)

(Bubble takes a test)

Bubble: Done! (passes test)
 * (Bubble fails the test)
 * Bubble: Oh noio!
 * (Firey comes out of the FRC)
 * (Firey runs as fast as he can and lands on Flower and Leafy)
 * (Back to 3)

(Bubble takes another test and she fails again)

Bubble: Oh noio!
 * (Back to 2)

(Flower and Firey make it to the top of the wall and Leafy gets hit by the boxing glove)
 * (Episode 3)
 * (Bubble, Flower, and Firey take a test and Flower and Firey pass and Bubble fails for the third time)
 * Firey: Done! Yay!
 * Flower: Yes!
 * Bubble: Oh noio!
 * (Leafy gets to the top of the rock wall)

Leafy: Hey, Bubble, what happened?

Bubble: I failed the test three times!
 * Leafy: I think I can help you!
 * Bubble: Really?
 * Leafy: Yeah! I know that when you survive 1338 days without eating, and then you would like tennis balls!
 * Bubble: That's it?
 * Leafy: Yeah!
 * (Episode 4)

Firey: So, we have to make a cake.
 * Flower: Well, I remember Coiny made a delicious dirt cake, so I'm getting that, too.
 * Firey: But Coiny's so dumb. Don't follow his ways!
 * (Episode 5)

Flower: Whatever, I'm moving on.
 * (Flower trips and falls into the pit)
 * (Bubble passes the test)

Bubble: Yoi! Yoylecake!
 * (Leafy passes the test)

Leafy: Yay!
 * (Episode 4)
 * Bubble: Firey, why are you actually making a cake? A clump of dirt would work just as well.
 * Leafy: Yeah, I think I'll do that too!
 * Firey: OMG, what has Coiny done to you?

(Episode 5)
 * (Bubble and Leafy cross the bridge)
 * (Episode 6-13)
 * (Bubble and Leafy hop across the three islands, assemble their jigsaw puzzles, run to the tree, do the 3-legged race, cry, ski, do a handstand, float across with a balloon, climb up the ladder, and find red balls)
 * (Bubble continues but Leafy did not because her ball was maroon.)
 * Leafy: Oh, no. This is a maroon ball!
 * (Episode 14-21)
 * (Bubble fills the basket with bread, jumps over the hurdles, stands above the vomit, makes a taco, knocks down all 10 pins, catches frisbees, doesn't blink, rides a unicycle, gets in a spaceship and avoids lasers, and does a long jump)
 * (Episode 22)
 * Bubble: So, all I have to do is escape, and I've got immunity into the final 3!
 * Firey: That's right!
 * Bubble: Whoa! How did you guys catch up so quickly?
 * Firey: Psh, well that's pretty easy.
 * Flower: And now I'm going to win immunity!
 * Firey: No, you're not Flower!
 * (Flower and Firey climb up the pole but one of Flower's petals falls off and Leafy dodges it, making her press the Delete Flagpole button)
 * Leafy: Huh? Wait, what is Delete Pole mean?

(The flagpole falls down causing Flower and Firey to fall down)
 * (Firey lands in the lava, surviving)
 * Firey: Good think I can survive in lava.
 * Flower: But not water can do! Haha!
 * (Flower splashes water on Firey making himself put out and Flower burns in the lava)
 * Leafy: Well, it's going to be a long time before Firey and Flower get here again.
 * Bubble: So I guess it's just the two of us!
 * Leafy: I think you should win the immunity, Bubble!
 * Bubble: Um, Leafy, no offense, but I'm tired of you being so nice all the time.
 * Leafy: What?
 * Bubble: It's not much fun when I know you'll probably let me win anyway. There's no challenge!
 * Leafy: You mean all this time I've been trying to help you and you're not even thankful?
 * Bubble: Well, I didn't mean to say that!
 * Leafy: I was right about you, you are the meanest person on EARTH!
 * Bubble: No, I am thankful, it's just-
 * Leafy: I'd think you'd rather be with Flower, wouldn't you?
 * Flower: Yeah! She would!
 * Leafy, See, I knew it.
 * Bubble: No, I wouldn't!
 * Flower: Bubble even helped me over the rock wall!
 * Leafy: YOU WHAT?
 * Bubble: That's only because she threatened me!
 * Leafy: I don't wanna hear it, Bubble, our friendship is over!
 * Flower: Well ours, Bubble, has just begun! (pushes Leafy into the lava) Now get me out of this volcano!
 * (Bubble carries Flower)
 * Flower: Three, two, one- (gets pushed into the lava) Hey! What are you doing?
 * (Bubble kills her, pushes the Create Pole button and gets out of the volcano)
 * Announcer: Bubble, you win the final immunity ticket. So Firey, Flower and Leafy are up for the final elimination. Firey?
 * Firey: Yeah?
 * Announcer: For dying the most in this episode, you get a penalty.
 * Firey: What? What is it?
 * Announcer: You have to hold this sign.
 * (Firey holds a sign that says "Vote me out!")
 * Firey: Um, this doesn't seem to bad...
 * Announcer: Voters, viewers and everyone, vote who you think should be eliminated by commenting on this video.
 * (Ending scene)

Firey: Hey wait, so if there's an Announcer Recovery Center now, we can kill the Announcer as much as we want. He'll still come back to give us Dream Island!
 * Leafy: Oh yeah!
 * (The four contestants have fun wrecking the Announcer)
 * (End of episode)