Lofty/Transcript



Golf Ball: What do you think that cloud looks like?

Tennis Ball: I think the cloud looks like a tennis ball.

Golf Ball: Well, I think it looks like a golf ball!

Tennis Ball: Tennis ball!

Golf Ball: Golf ball!

Tennis Ball: Tennis ball!

Golf Ball: Golf ball!


 * Camera pans to Rocky and firey


 * Rocky barfs Firey

Firey: Oh my oxygen, Rocky has some serious vomiting issues!

Coiny: Yeah, but when he has to barf, he knows exactly where to!

Firey: Grr!


 * Firey and coiny slapping each other

Golf Ball: Guys, why do you slap each other, it's pointless!

Firey and Coiny: He's a jerk!


 * Cue Intro


 * Camera pans into Golf Ball

Golf Ball; Hey! What is that speaker machine doing here?

Announcer: I'm here to remind that your team, Another name, lost. Let's go to the Cake At Stake place to see who'll be eliminated.


 * Cake at Stake Theme Plays


 * A clones of Cherries and Grapes are laughing


 * Camera Pans into the cake at stake place

Announcer: The two of you with the most votes will leave the team. One will join the Cherries. The other will be eliminated. (Camera Pans to GB and Firey) Golf Ball and Firey, you each have a Win Token, would you like to use it now?

Firey: Hmm...

Announcer: Remember, if you use it, Half of your votes will not count.

Firey: I won't use it.

Golf Ball: Well, I will.

Announcer: Out of the total 37 votes, Tennis ball is safe at 2 votes.

Tennis Ball: Yay! But don't i also get some cake?

Announcer: A cake was too expensive, so we'll pretend. Here's an imaginary slice of cake.


 * Throws cake into Tennis Ball

Announcer: Firey is safe at 3 votes...

Coiny: Grr!

Announcer: ...and coiny is safe at 5 votes.

Firey: Grr!

Announcer: Golf ball and Rocky got 12 and 15 votes, respectively. Even with her win token, Golf ball's still in the top 2.

Golf Ball: WHAT!?!?!


 * Firey and coiny slapping each other

Tennis Ball: Uh Oh, I'm left with the slappers!

Announcer: Golf ball and Rocky, the squishy cherries will either vote you onto their team, or to be eliminated.

Bubble: So yeah, I'd pick Rocky onto our team. GB is just a no-no!

Pen: I'd say Rocky, because Golf Ball sounds like a boy, even though she's a girl, and that's just wrong!

Eraser: I'd say Rocky, because Golf Ball's a bossy-bot.

Match: I'd say like Rocky, because i am not big fan of Dimples.

Snowball: I'd say Rocky, because GB said my brain is small!

Pencil: Well, what i say won't matter, so i'll say rocky too!

Announcer: Goodbye, Golf Ball, or GBGB for short.

Pencil: Hyuck Hyuck, that's so hilare!


 * Camera Pans into Golf Ball

Golf Ball: Now my chances of winning went from 7.143%, to 0.000%!


 * GB gets thrown to the TLC

Announcer: It's narrowed down to thirteen contestants. A baker's dozen.

Leafy: I wonder where the new stairs lead.

Announcer: Well, in order for the next contest to start, all of you must climb them.


 * Everyone climbs the stairs

Snowball: I, i think this is the top!


 * Tennis Ball falls

Tennis Ball: Whoa!

Snowball: Ha ha!


 * Tennis ball falling

Announcer: So, now that you're all up here except for that clumsy Tennis Ball, I want to you to tie these ballons around your waists


 * Everyone tieing the balloons

Announcer: Now that you're done, would you like to see a magic trick?

Pen: Yeah, i love magic tricks. Do it!

Announcer: Okay, here i go. Poof!


 * The floor disappears


 * Firey Screams

Firey: Oh, uh.

Coiny: Ha ha!

Announcer: So the 11th contest is to try to stay up in the air. Last team standing wins.

Bubble: Well, this should be easy.

Announcer: Oh yeah, over there is a basket of nails to throw at others. Help yourself and begin.

Leafy: Okay, i say we go for the Cherries. With 7 people, they're bigger threat.

Blocky: Okay.


 * Blocky and pencil throwing nails each other

Bubble: It just doesn't feel right!

Pen: No, bubble, that's because you have to pull thighter!


 * Pen pulls Bubble and pops her


 * TB falls and bounces


 * Leafy throwing nails to Match and Pen's balloons, but Rocky

Coiny: Grr!


 * Coiny slaps firey

Firey (Moving): Whoa! (Screaming)


 * Blocky holding a nail into Firey's Balloon and pops


 * Firey screams


 * Firey falls and TB flies

Coiny: Hi TB.

Snowball: Whoa!


 * SB throws a nail into Pencil's balloon and pops

Eraser: What was that for?

Snowball: The balloons were pink! Pink is too girly!

Eraser: I would disagree. I think pink is quite manly.

Snowball: But our team color is red! Shouldn't our balloons be red, not pink?

Announcer: Well, red balloons were too expensive.


 * Firey falls and lights Bomby's fuse himself

Bomby: Oh no Firey you light my fuse!!!!

Tennis Ball: Oh, you're down here, too? That means it's all down to coiny!

Firey: the jerk!


 * SB and eraser throws nails to leafy but misses it

Blocky: Leafy, watch out!

Leafy: Huh?


 * Leafy uses her amazing dodging skills

Coiny: Yah. (throws a nail to Ice cube and she dies) Oh, I'm an ice-cold killer.


 * Camera pans to Bomby

Bomby: Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!


 * Camera pans to the sky

Blocky: Die coiny!

Coiny: Uh-oh! This basket will protect me!


 * Blocky throws nails to Coiny's balloon and the Balloon with the basket of nails and pops their balloons

Announcer: The names lose again


 * Coiny and Basket of nails fall

Bomby: Oh no!


 * Basket of nails falls into bomby


 * Bomby explodes

Leafy: So how do we pop without nails?

Snowball: Um...

Blocky: We bite!


 * Blocky bites SB's balloon and pops


 * Snowball falls and screams "NOOOO!"


 * Leafy squishes Eraser's balloon and pops


 * Eraser falls and screams

Blocky: I'm gonna try what the talking metal box did. Poof!


 * Blocky disappears Rocky's balloon and rocky falls

Leafy: Yeah, we won! (she and blocky claps)

Announcer: So, the grapes won, the cherries got number two and the names lost again. Voters, (Appears the voting of the name) Vote off either Firey, coiny or Tennis Ball. The two with the most votes will leave the team. One will join the Grapes.


 * Text appears "Comment to vote! Voting period ends November 10." then "Episode 12 will come out on December 1."


 * Camera pans to the sky with Leafy and Blocky

Leafy: Um, maybe we should go down now.

Blocky: Nah.