Scare Master/Transcript

[shades closing]

[windows close]

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	Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

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	And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage in 5 minutes.

	*
	[eaten by GB]

Contestants	*
	[laughing]

[theme song]

[fireworks]

	*
	[giggling]

	*
	[screams]

Foals	*
	[singsongy] Nightmare Night, what a fright, Give me something sweet to bite!

	*
	[gasps]

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	Flower? What're you doing out and about? It's Nightmare Night.

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	How could I forget? Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.

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	We need it for the Apple Family Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what lurks inside?

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	Oh, I'm sure I don't.

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	Is that a mummified pony that just leaped out at ya?

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	I don't know. Is it?

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	And what's that crunching sound beneath yer hooves? Maybe it's the bones of contestants that didn't make it out alive!

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	B-B-B-B-Bones?!

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	Oh, I'll never tell. [maniacal laughter]

[thunder and lightning]

[door opens]

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	Bell? Hello?

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	BOO!

	*
	[screams]

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	You think it's scary now, just wait until it's done.

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	And then it got very, very quiet and suddenly they realized the balloons had never been inflated!

(All contestants except Saw) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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	Did you just say that?!

	*
	What happened?

	*
	[roars]

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	RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Flower and Saw	*
	[panting] [grunt]

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	I can't see!

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	[roaring]

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	[grunts]

	*
	[growls]

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	[sighs] I don't know why I doubted myself for a second. Now this is what I call a perfect Nightmare Night

[credits]