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Before the episode[]

(Leafy walks to Bubble reading "How to be Dumb" book but she accidentally pops her and decides to read herself)
(Intro)

Cold open[]

Firey

Hey, Coiny, you're a penny! You're worthless!

Coiny

Worthless isn't the right word! You meant to say I'm priceless!

Firey

You, priceless, hahahaha! As IF!

Coiny

Well, at least I have a brain.

Firey

(Gasps)

Tennis Ball

Whoa, guys. Calm down.

Firey

And what would you know, Tennis Ball? You don't even have ARMS!

Coiny

Well, at least Tennis Ball knows more than you!

Firey

Really, Coiny, you know? I- I would BARF!

Rocky

(barfs on Tennis Ball) Bulleh!

Firey

If you won Dream Island.

Coiny

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if I did!

Announcer

So let's find out who won't win Dream Island. Last episode your little team of 3 lost again. Go that way to the Cake at Stake Place.

Cake at Stake[]

(Cake at Stake Theme)

Squishy Cherries and Squashy Grapes
(Laughing at Another Name)

Announcer

So the 2 of you with the most votes will leave the team. The Grapes will then choose which one of you will be on their team, and which one will be eliminated.

Tennis Ball

So that means only one of us is safe?!

Announcer

Yes, that's true. And that safe person happens to be Firey, who got 9 out of the total 61 votes. Tennis Ball and Coiny. With 22 and 30 votes respectively, you both leave the team.

Coiny

What?

Firey

Haha!

Coiny

Grr! (Slaps Firey)

Firey

Whoa! Whoa! If I were you, I would not slap the most awesome person in the world.
(Camera pans to Grapes and the TLC)

Announcer

Coiny and Tennis Ball, you two got the most votes. It is up to the Squashy Grapes to decide who will stay, or be eliminated.

Coiny

Leafy. Icy. Blocky. Please. Let me stay. Don't think of me as just a Firey slapper. Think about me as someone who wants a second chance. At. WINNING. DREAM ISLAND!

Blocky

That is the worst speech I ever-

Tennis Ball

But if he stays on your team, he wouldn't do you any good. He'll just slap Firey all day long.

Leafy

That's a good point!

Coiny

Wait, wait, no! You don't know how badly I wanna stay!

Leafy

Well, I think our team will have to pick...
(camera zooms to Tennis Ball, then Coiny)

Leafy

...Tennis Ball.

Coiny

WHAT!?!?

Announcer

Coiny, it looks like it's the end for you.
(Coiny gets dropped into the TLC and the 'slap' sound effect plays)
(Announcer stamps Coiny OUT on the final contestants)

Contest[]

Leafy

Yay, Tennis Ball, you're on our team!

Announcer

Actually, this episode, we're breaking up the teams. You are the Final 12. As a result, you're all getting a reward, BFDI DDSs. The super fun portable handheld videogame console will let you play the most exciting games on 12 screens. A dodecascreen. Plus, it's foldable. So yeah, you can play with those later. Right now, (uncovers the ladders) you have to climb these ladders. That is the 12th contest. Go!
(Everyone climbs the ladders except TB and Rocky)

Tennis Ball

How do I do this?
(Everyone is still climbing)

Announcer

Come on, people. Let's go!
(Blocky is still climbing)

Announcer

Ha, ha, water balloons.
(The Announcer drops the water balloons onto the contestants)
(The water balloon hits Eraser and he falls)

Eraser

Oh!
(Eraser screams)
(Another water balloon falls to Bubble, which pops and Firey screams and dies)
(9 people climbing are left)

Pen

YES! Number one!
(Screen: 1-Pen)

Snowball

NO! Number two!
(Screen: 2-SB and 3-Blocky)
(BRC recovers Bubble)

Bubble

Oh, oh no! Oh no!
(Ice Cube in 4 and Leafy in 5)

Match

Yah!

Pencil

Yey!

Match

Way to go, Pencil!
(Match in 6 and Pencil in 7, Eraser in 8 and Firey in 9)

Match

Good job, Bubble!

Bubble

Finally!
(Bubble in 10)

Tennis Ball

Oh, now what do we do?
(Rocky's barfing pushes him up and his place is in 11 and TB in 12.)

Results[]

Announcer

Okay, so now that we are all here except for that clumsy Tennis Ball. Let's see the results.

Leafy

Uh, why are we standing on gray squares?

Announcer

I'll get to that later. So anyway, I'm giving you all 30 bonus points.

Leafy

But this game doesn't even have points!

Announcer

Well, now it does.
(Gets 30 points to everyone. The platforms push up and everyone screams except for Eraser, Pen and Rocky.)

Firey

Whaaaaoh!

Announcer

Your score carries over future episodes.

Snowball

Oh great, boring!

Announcer

Oh, and from now on, no more Win Tokens.

Eraser

So what happens to the 2 Win Tokens that I already have?

Announcer

They'll be traded for 15 points each.
(Blocky, Firey, and Pen have 45 points, but Eraser has 60 points)

Announcer

As another bonus, you get points depending on how well you did in the last contest.
(All getting points except for Tennis Ball)

Announcer

Also, for every vote you got in any of the previous episodes, that's minus one point.

Firey

(Tasting Nonexisty) That's weird...do I taste peanut butter?
(Silence)

Firey

Okay, maybe not.

Announcer

Anyway, Pencil, As you may know, you're the only person who still hasn't ever gotten a vote.

Pencil

Yeah!

Announcer

Bubble, however, you got 1 vote.

Bubble

Oh no! (turns into 31 and the platform drops down) (screams)

Announcer

Ice Cube got 2 votes, in episodes 6 and 9.

Ice Cube

Wha? (turns into 40)

Announcer

Leafy and Eraser, you each have gotten 3 votes.
(Eraser sets 61 and Leafy sets 37)

Leafy

No!

Announcer

Match and Pen, you each have gotten 4 votes.

Match

(Sets to 34) OMG! Seriously?

Pen

(Sets to 71) Well, I'm still in first!

Announcer

Blocky, you've gotten 10 elimination votes.
(Blocky sets to 50)

Announcer

And Firey, you got a total 14 votes.
(Firey sets to 34)

Match

Hey Firey~!

Announcer

Rocky's received 15 votes.
(Rocky sets to 16)

Announcer

Snowball, you've been voted for 18 times all in episode 9.

Blocky

Bye, bye.
(Snowball sets to 32)
(Firey, Match, Bubble, Tennis Ball laugh at Snowball)

Snowball

That laugh isn't fooling anyone.

Announcer

Tennis Ball, out of everyone here, you received the most votes, at 25.
(Tennis Ball finally sets to 5)

Announcer

So these are your current scores. Snowball, Bubble, Rocky, and Tennis Ball. You are the bottom third. So the voting will only be between the 4 of you. Voters, it is your time to cast your ballots. The person with the most votes will be eliminated.
(Sign appears: "Comment to vote! Last day of voting is December 10, 2010." then "Episode 13 will be released on January 1, 2011.")

Epilogue[]

Tennis Ball

Firey?

Firey

Yeah?

Tennis Ball

I suggest you don't go around setting people you don't know on fire.
(All the recommended characters on fire)

OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!...
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers