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Um, guys? How are we able to breathe in outer space if there's these open windows?

Hm? I wonder what outer space tastes like.

Gelatin tries to stick his tongue out the window, but something is covering it.

It's covered by plastic wrap, Ruby.

Oh! That's a relief.

Man, I really wanna know what space tastes like, though.

Woah! It's so cool that we get to be in space again! It's just as tranquil as I remember it!

Meaning not very tranquil.

Gah! Why would you say that, Lolly?

The last time you were in space, you got obliterated by a laser.

Not true!

Lollipop pulls out a tablet and plays a section of Gardening Hero. We're not getting him, Leafy! Time for super-speed mode! But don't you know how much energy that wastes? You have to be more eco-friendly, I mean- Spongy destroys Leafy and her spaceship

Lollipop pauses the video.

Okay! Maybe I did get obliterated by a laser. But getting obliterated by a laser isn't that bad!

Really? (Presses X in "Press X to doubt meme")

Yeah! Actually, it's pretty comfortable! Let me show you!

Leafy obliterates Lollipop with a laser button.

See? Didn't that feel nice?

I got it!

Gelatin pokes a hole through the plastic wrap by poking a fork through it. He sticks his tongue out into space.

Mmm! Tastes otherworldly.

Uh, Gelatin...? You'd better keep your tongue in there...

Gelatin closes his mouth.

What did you say?

The air inside the spaceship gets vacuumed out by the hole.

THERE’S NO AIR!

I'm not gonna last much longer...!

LEAFY! DOWNLOAD MORE AIR!!!

Huh? Oh, right!

Leafy opens the app store on the tablet and searches for More Air.

Robotic Voice More Air is an app that brings you more thrilling experiences especially when you are dying-

The Have Cots (except Teardrop and Lollipop due to Lollipop being dead) struggle for oxygen. Just as the app is about to finish downloading, Four appears on the screen.

YOU'VE BEEN HACKED! *blows party horn*

Intro.

Ohh... WHAT?! NO!!

You Have Cots team lost last time, so whichever one of you got the fewest votes will BRB! In this first-ever Cake at Stake over video call, I'll give contestants air to breathe when they're declared safe. Bubble is safe! So is Teardrop. And Leafy! And Lollipop!

Four recovers Lollipop and pushes her through Donut's camera into the spaceship.

Well, how was the experience? Wasn't it cozy?

If you call excruciating pain cozy.

It's an alliance member's duty to give other members air!

Bubble blows air into Ruby's mouth via a straw.

Care to give me some air? No straw needed…

*Slaps Lollipop* LOLLY!

Static fade out as Four's voice fades in

Gelatin! Ruby! One of you will be eliminated! Who's it gonna be? The results are...

Results are shown. Gelatin has 7,669, and Ruby has 7,573. Gelatin then gets more air.

It looks like Ruby is back to being a hidden gem!

Four grabs Ruby through the camera.

Woah! Please, please, please, can I stay in the game, please, please?

No.

But it was only by 96 votes! AAAH!

Ruby floats off very fast.

With Ruby gone, we're down to the final eleven!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Where is everyone?

Aaaaah - in space - aaaaaah - and some people died - aaaaah! Ah!

Oh.

Four recovers the dead contestants.

Welcome back, then.

Uh, X? Are you OK?

Aah!

Well, it wasn't a no. So I guess we can ignore him.

No!

X, what do you propose we do?

Just help me get colder! PLEASE!

Okay! For today's challenge, you'll have to make the sun colder.

The Have Cots are in SPACE! They have a HUGE advantage!

I'm sorry, did I ask you?

What if I said yes?

I would ignore you.

Yes.

Four glitches out.

Well, I have to commend you Four, you are anything but a liar.

Cut to Lollipop looking at Taco through the tablet.

Taco's right. We do have the upper hand. Tell me why we can't just dump this bucket out the window and win the challenge?

Cut to the Have Cots, now standing on the sun's surface.

I mean, we are already here! A dazzling getaway destination, if you ask me.

Guys! We can make sun angels now!

G-Gelatin! Don't you know? If you make a sun angel, it'll burn into the sun and project onto Earth!

Gelatin begins making a sun angel.

Gelatin? G-Gelatin!

Why did you think that information would slow me down?

Anyone volunteer to pour the ice? I don't wanna pop out there!

Chin up, Bubble! The sun's just a star.

Leafy, haven't you taken sun lessons before? Everyone knows that-

I don't know anything about what you're going to say.

As I was saying, everyone knows that-

I don't know either.

Everyone knows that once ice touches the sun, we will destroy the outermost layer and sink right through!

Guys, I think Teardrop said they want to pour the ice.

*shakes her head*

Just tell us if you don't want to be the one to pour the ice. Otherwise, you can be the one to do it.

*waves hands*

Okay, I guess Teardrop is doing it. Let's get out of here.

No way, guys! We started this as a TEAM! Let's end together as a team, too!

Teardrop pours the ice, causing Bubble, Leafy and Gelatin to scream until they realize nothing's happened.

Oh! Literally nothing happened. They did nothing!

Oh.

Have Nots! Did you like your journey up to space?

Wait, Four! Ask me if I have landed on the sun.

Uh- have you landed on the sun?

MMMNNN... "Have Not"!

Four mutilates Blocky as he screams. Four recovers him.

THAT'S A LESSON FOR YOU!

The ice did nothing, my garden is ruined, and I'm burning!

Probably because we burned up in the sun.

Gelatin's sun angel begins projecting a shadow.

Wait, what's happening? This particular spot is actually pretty cool! 1 point for Have Cots!

Uh th-there are points now?

If X says there are points, there are points. Every time someone helps cool him down, their team wins a point! And if you hurt X, let's just say something bad happens.

Does that mean we just lose points?

Yeah.

Don't worry guys, let's just reflect the heat back with this mirror!

The heat causes the sun to grow.

WAUGGGH!!! I'M BURNING!!!

BLOCKY! That made the sun even HOTTER! X IS DYING!!!

Looks like my mission is done.

MINUS ONE POINT FOR THE HAVE NOTS!

Wait, guys! I have an idea! The sun only shines during the DAY! We gotta find a way to make it NIGHTTIME!

That doesn't make the sun colder, though.

Hey, I think we'll get the points if we just make X colder.

If we all run really fast in place, the earth will rotate super fast and will dodge the sun!

It's worth a shot. Okay, everyone run on the spot in 3, 2, 1!

Taco, Blocky and Woody begin running.

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

The earth rotates.

WOAH! That worked!?

Phew! Thanks, Have Nots. I was in serious pain there. You earn 13 points!

Thirteen?

Guys?

Not now, Leafy. We're doing nothing.

I can't see X anymore! The sun's no longer warming him up!

The earth must've rotated by too many people running quickly in place. We learned that in earth class.

Enough about these classes! Wait, will that help them win the challenge, if X isn't hot from the sun?

We need to get the sun back to burning X so their plan doesn't work!

Quick! Everyone, run to the leftmost part of the sun and jump! We can reposition the sun in the sky!

Everyone does as Leafy says.

Jump! JUMP!

The sun begins to move as they jump.

It's working! IT'S WORKING!

You know, whilst this nighttime breeze sure is nice, I could use some light again, just so tending to the garden is easier.

The Have Cots get the sun directly over X.

OH, WOW! Thanks, Have Cots! 21 points for you!

TWENTY-ONE?! We only got THIRTEEN last time!

Minus 3 points to the Have Nots for being mean!

WHAT?!?

WAAAAHHH!!! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! MINUS 7 POINTS FOR THE HAVE COTS!

If you don't wanna BURN, stop standing directly IN THE SUN!

AAAHHHH!!! MINUS 2 POINTS FOR THE HAVE NOTS FOR BEING MEANER!!!!!

X is on fire up there! Guys, we gotta cool the sun again!

Why could X have just stayed away? They're being very annoying today.

Teardrop! You're water. If you sat on the sun, wouldn't you like, cool it down?

Teardrop sits down and nothing happens.

Bubbles don't have brains, but even I think this is a ridiculous plan!

Don't you feel the breeze, Bubble? I feel like I could just fly away!

Well, why don't you?

It's just a feeling, Bubble.

For what it's worth, I think this is working. I'm not dripping onto the floor anymore.

Is that what this purple goop on the surface is?

Yes, it is.

Please don't make a big deal about this.

Please don't make a big deal about this.

AAAAH - !

X stops burning.

The sun is 2 degrees colder again. This is nice. Plus 90 points for the Have Cots! Now, back to watering my plants... (waters his plants) It sure would be nicer if if it was like, 1 degree warmer though.

They just got 90 points! They have a huge lead on us! Let's try and get the sun one degree warmer. Firey- wait, where is Firey?

I think he's on the sun. He never burned up.

The SUN?! But that's 2.6 THOUSAND miles away!

Oh, Blocky, darling, it is way further than that.

HEY, FIREY! ARE YOU UP THERE?!

YEAH! WHAT'S UP?! YOU GUYS NEED SOMETHING?

UH, NOT REALLY! JUST SAYING HI!!

What? No! We need to tell him- what are you- let me talk to him! FIREY! YOU NEED TO SINK YOURSELF INTO THE SUN SOMEHOW! MAKE THE SUN HOTTER FOR X AGAIN!!!

ON IT!!! Huh, well, how do I get inside the sun?

Firey tries entering the inside of the sun as he groans.

Huh, this is exhausting! Almost too much work for one day. Oh, I know!

Firey approaches the Have Cots.

Hey, Have Cots, or should I say, Have- uh, Crybabies!

What?! (sniffs) How could you say that to us?

(sniffs) You know, (sniffs) we have feelings too, right?

I say we smack him, right into the sun!

Too true, Lollipop!

The Have Cots push Firey into the sun.

YUH AYUH AYUH AYUH AYUH AYUH AYUH AYUH AYUH...!

The Have Cots cheer.

AAGH!!! IT'S 800 DEGREES HOTTER!!! MINUS 800- no, 8,000 POINTS FOR THE HAVE COTS!!!!!!!!

Oh my goodness, please water me, X! I'M BURNING UP, TOO!! AAAAAAAGH!

Okay, we got the other team to lose points, but now it's boiling hot. Blocky, do something!

You got it! Now ALLOW me to make fun of the sun.

Hey sun! You're...uh...pretty lame.

Blocky's insult causes the sun to transform into a giant ice cube.

AAAAH!!! YOU COOLED IT DOWN WAY TOO MUCH!! MINUS 7,000 POINTS FOR THE HAVE NOTS!!!

Okay Four, this is ridiculous. We're gaining and losing points for no reason.

Here, buddy, I've been keeping this just for you! 6 points for being a FLY GUY!

Yeah, okay. Guys, there are no rules.

Whatever. Let's just try doing anything we can think of, then.

I put racing stripes on every side of this ice cube! Now it's back to normal.

Still scorching hot! Minus 7,000 points!

We put a bunch of clouds together in the sky!

NOT ENOUGH SUNLIGHT ANYMORE!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!!!! MINUS 8,546 POINTS!!!

If we all spit from the sun, it'll rain down onto Earth, cooling it, and giving the plants a drink.

That's disgusting! Minus 6,000 points for being gross...!

I put a block around all of the earth! (shows a giant Blocky with the earth inside) And now we're all inside and-

HOW IS THIS BETTER AT ALL?! MINUS 8422 POINTS!

What if we-

MINUS!

How about-

Minus.

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MINUS!!!

AaaAAAaAAaAh!

Minus!

Rockets?

MINUS!

MINUS!!!

MINUS!

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MINUS!!!!!!!

The Have Cots and Firey are teleported back to Earth.

Oh wow, we're back.

That's because time's up!

Yeah! Great job, everyone!

Everyone cheers.

The Have Cots have minus 90 million points, and the Have Nots have minus 95 million points!

So, what you're saying is, we all did awesome?

The Have Nots have minus 100 million points.

AND I’M STILL ON FIRE! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Hmm. It's a long shot, but what if we just poured an ice bucket on X?

Leafy pours the ice bucket on X.

YAY! I feel GREAT! You WIN!

What!? That's all it took?

Congratulations, Have Cots, for saving X from burning! Because the Have Nots didn't do that, and cause they have less points, they're up for elimination!

Everybody, this is the part where you vote which of these guys should stay. Left square bracket. Letter. Right square bracket. Post that comment and whoever gets the least votes is out of the game. Don't forget to subscribe, because no one knows who it's gonna be. I mean, last time, it was super close, and we were checking to the very end. You could be the one to cast the deciding vote, which is why I'm awarding you "Most Important Voter". Now use your powers for good, vote for the right person, subscribe to this channel, and don't forget to check us out on Instagram and our new TikTok where I've been posting everyday. Thank you guys so much, and I'll see you in BFB 21.

What a beautiful garden!

Yeah X, you've done a magnificent job!

I know. I'm very happy with myself.

How long do I have to stay in here? I've been here all night!

Quiet, you!

You can leave in maybe 2 and-a-half to 3 weeks or so. That should do the job.

Hey Flower! What are you doing up there?

Leafy! Don't you see? I'm the garden now! Save yourself…

Balloony, Spongy, and Ruby scream in the BRB.