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Hey Tennis Ball, I have a fun proposition - let's watch some soundboard videos!
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Oh, for sure, I love trying new things! But, what's a soundboard video? I've never heard of that.
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Well, I don't quite know how to explain it, so let's just watch the first one on that TV over there.
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[The screen zooms into the TV]
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"X Says Your IP Address"
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[The screen cuts to the first soundboard video.]
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Zero!
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One,
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Two,
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Three,
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Four!
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Five?
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#Six!#
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Seven... (chuckles mid-word)
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Eight!
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#Nine!#
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[Screen cuts back to Pin and Tennis Ball.]
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Wow, I loved that! X is such a goofy character, I'd let him steal my IP any day. But, I still don't understand how the video works; could you explain that?
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Well, I would, but it seems like the TV is about to autoplay the second soundboard video, so we both have to shut up and watch it!
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[The screen zooms back into the TV]
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"Bracelety Cheers For You"
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Ice Cube!
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Bracelety!
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You!
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Loser!
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Team Ice Cube!
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...for the win!
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...is the best!
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Go!
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I would die for...
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[The video gets darker.]
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(very low pitched) ...deserves eternal torment.
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[Screen cuts back to Pin and Tennis Ball again.]
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Oh my tennis ball factory, I knew Bracelety had a craving for eternal torment!
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I mean, who doesn't? But Tennis Ball, your dreams are about to come true, because you are the next star for the soundboard video! Just watch!
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Uh, really? I don't remember recording anything like that.
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[Screen zooms into the TV again]
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"Tennis Ball Says Fun Facts"
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Isaac Newton.
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I, Tennis Ball,
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Your Mom!.
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Golf Ball.
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...discovered...
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...invented...
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...spends all day thinking about...
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...the Theory of Gravity!
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...the Wall Teleporter!
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...how to be a poo-poo face!
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[Screen cuts back to Pin and Tennis Ball again.]
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Yeah, I have no recollection ever saying those things, but whatever, I guess, you know, the world works in mysterious ways! But, uhm, since we've watched three of these videos now, could you passively educate me on what a soundboard video is, how we're supposed to use them, and all that jazz?
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Well, the sad truth is that pins don't have brains. So I'm going to defer to my creator, Cary Huang!
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[Cary Huang appears in a circle in the sky surrounded by clouds, and then the screens zoom into it.]
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Thanks for the introduction, pin thing! So, what is a soundboard video?, Well, if you're watching a YouTube video on a desktop browser and you press a number key, like 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, then YouTube will jump you to that portion through the video. So 0 will put you at 0% through the video, 1 will put you 10% the way through the video, and, say, 7 will put you 70% the way through the video. So knowing that, a soundboard video is just any short YouTube video that is timed in such a way that if you press any of the numbered keys, you'll hear a short soundbite. So if you want to, you can make a soundboard video for anything, such as a character who's saying iconic lines, or just sound effects. Now, because this is a compilation video, none of the numbered keys are gonna work, but you can still put the time stamps in the description. Anyway, time's running out, so we've gotta check out the fourth soundboard video, by none other than Pin herself!
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[Cuts to the start of the 4th soundboard video.]
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"Pin Reveals Life Hacks"
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If you want to become friends with me,
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If you're looking for the elusive Dream Island,
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Are you in a pinch and need to commit tax fraud?
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Do you want radiant skin, just like mine?
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If you want to live a happy, fulfilling life,
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...a simple gluestick and chainsaw will get the job done!
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...consult my friend Coiny! He's an expert at that!
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...set things on fire! The flames will solve everything!
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...stick out your finger! Preferably, the right one this time.
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...you should just, give up.
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[Screen cuts back to Cary.]
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By the way, if you want the full, interactive soundboard experience, check out the original Humany videos I've linked in the description, which I've been uploading since around May of this year. Now we're gonna watch Marker talk about his favorite activities!
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[Cuts to the start of the fifth soundboard video.]
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"Marker Shares Activities"
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Let's play my favorite game, Toss...
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My arm's looking bare, let's get tattoos of...
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Let's go to the mall to buy some of...
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Oh, let's play this new game called "Find...
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Let's prevent the death of...
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...the dirt!
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...my precious paperclip!
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...my will to live!
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...the Markers!
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...Teardrop!
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[Screen cuts back to Cary again.]
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Looks like Marker's having fun, but let's check out Spongy and where he likes to travel!
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[Cuts to the start of the sixth soundboard video.]
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"Spongy Goes Travelling"
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I've always wanted to travel to...
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I would only share my deepest secrets at...
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When I want to relax, I go to...
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By riding in my space ship, you can get to...
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When my friends annoy me, I banish them to...
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...the top of Mount Everest!
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...that creepy zone behind the local dumpster.
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...the deepest innards of your brain.
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...the shadow realm!
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...the Among Us ventilation system.
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[Screen cuts back to Cary again.]
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Wow, seems, like Spongy's been exploring the globe, so next let's check out Match, but before we do that, I wanna say that I've been seeing other YouTubers making soundboard videos in the same style as me, and I find that so inspirational. So keep up the good work, FireyCanon and many other people! You guys are the reason why internet culture is so fascinating to me! So, next we've gotta check out Match, who's just gonna gossip about whoever she wants to.
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[Cuts to the start of the final soundboard video.]
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"Match Gossips About You"
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My new fabulous chartreuse hairdo...
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My, like, bestie Pence-Pence...
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That, like, mysterious Ice Cube...
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That K-R-E-P annoying speaker box...
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That, like, demon within my mind...
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...is, like, so OMG amazing!
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...is, like, such an ugly-face hideous-menace!
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...didn't deserve all that, like, bullying years ago.
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...should totally play Spongy-Cake with...
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...is totally gonna spill the tea about...
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[Screen cuts back to Cary again.]
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Alright, those are all the soundboard videos I've made so far, thank you so much for watching; see you later!
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[Text appears in the top right corner, saying "By the way, this whole video was filmed in Oregon! I was travelling because I was planning to see NASA's 3rd attempt of launching the Artemis I rocket in Florida, but that was cancelled because of Hurricane Ian. So, I ended up staying in Oregon a couple of extra days, which was enough time to film this IRL footage! It was my first time in Oregon since 2007 or so. (I have a lifelong goal to visit all 50 US states, and I'm only about one-third the way there.)]
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[The video ends, slightly cutting off Cary saying "bye".]
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