Are You Smarter Than a Snowball?/Transcript

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Guys, it is time for Cake at Stake.

Already? Really?

Um, why not? But first we have to get *speaking faster* Pen & Woody & Eraser & Golf Ball & Leafy & Coiny & Rocky & Match & Spongy & Tennis Ball & Blocky & Pencil & Pin & Snowball & Bubble.

A net appears at Failers' Waiting Room, bringing everyone the Announcer listed back up

This time it's the Squishy Cherries who lost. Let's do Cake at Stake.

(Cake at Stake theme plays)

Okay, let's count the votes.

The voting screen displays "00002"

Wait, that doesn't seem right.

The second digit appears, number of votes being displayed as "00012"

Ah, there we go! It was the first time that digit was used. We weren't sure if it would work.

At the Cake at Stake place

See? There are 10 contestants on the Cherry team, but only 9 slices of cake, which is now key lime pie.

I really, really, REALLY do not like key lime pie.

Yeah, umm... Neither do I. Can we change it?

No. Gosh, and you don't even have to eat it.

Yeah. Like, get a, like, chocolate cake next time we're here.

Ooh, I love chocolate!

Hey! Me too! I also love ice cream cake!

Oh my bubble blower, that's so delish!

Shush, sheesh! Let's get on with it. So, if you get no cake, you leave BFDI. Pin, you have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?

Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I did that I can think of, that would make people want to vote me.

Flashback from previous episodes about Pin

It's this stupid Blocky here. It's his fault! (kicks Blocky) / I get to push you off! / I don't know! They're all pretty bad. / (barfs on Woody) / There's too much weight on this sinking boat! We have to throw someone overboard!

Uh-oh! (sinks)

Alliance, shmalliance, go, GO! / (slaps Woody)

Flashback ends

Okay, then. No Win Token for you. So first I will say who has 0 votes.

Pans to Eraser

Eraser. (flings Eraser's cake to him)

Eraser eats his cake, Match is disgusted

Ugh!

What? All cake is good cake!

Also at 0 votes.

The rest of the Cherries look in suspense

They're all girls.

Yeah!

Except Match.

Hey!

Announcer flings cakes to Bubble, Pencil and Pin

(to Pen) Here. You want?

Now people, the rest of you all had at least one vote. Pen, who is supposedly boring, is at one vote.

Announcer flings Pen's cake to him, giving Pen two cakes

Firey, you too.

Whoa!

Announcer flings Firey's cake, which goes right through him and burns

FINAL 4

Match, no need to worry. You too are at one vote.

FINAL 3

It's nearly down to 3 people. Blocky, Spongy, and Woody. Now I will call out who else is safe. At 2 votes is—

It's got to be Blocky.

Uh, sure. Yeah, Blocky. Spongy...

*Screams*

...is eliminated at 4 votes.

*Sighs in relief*

So we have to send him to the TLC. Our sender scoop thrower has not been tested, but I'll use it.

A flinger appears, Spongy gets flung, falling on Bubble, who pops

Intro

Contest[]

The third contest is a test of memory and basic knowledge. It has 20 questions. The team that gets the higher total score wins. The highest-scoring contestant receives a Win Token. Oh, and Grapes, an Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator is currently producing an Ice Cube Recovery Center. However, it's quite slow. Go!

Do-da-da-da-do-do-do...

Hey, it's me!

Wow! You're so right.

This is so stupid! How am I supposed to know this?!?

SB points at where he's supposed to put his name

Good, good. Oh no! Woody! Don't tell me you have testophobia! That is not permitted, and you shall suffer the CONSEQUENCES!

Pin kicks Woody and he screams

Do-da-da-da-do-do-do.

Blocky appears, sneaking behind him and grabbing the test answers.

Rocky, you have to learn how to write. GB and I know how to. No arms is no excuse!

Hmph!

Rocky kicks Tennis Ball

Ha-ha. You think a tiny kick like that would do anything? Wait; I can't stop!

GRRRR!!!

SB breaks his pencil

Yikes!

A pencil piece flies

Hmm...

Pencil piece flies at Bubble, popping her

20 minutes left. Needy, do you think non-existent Icy is mad at me?

Needle slaps Leafy, the very first slap ever

Don't call me Needy! But no!

So how's it going on the teh-

Just drew a little doodle!

A recursive doodle of Pencil, many doodles appear on her doodle to where it makes a doodle illusion

Woody falls on the grass making a hole, Coiny falls in it

Whoa, whoooah! [offscreen] Opmh!

He-heh!

Guess what, guys? I found the test answers!

High-five!

Blocky accidentally slaps Eraser so hard Eraser flies away

Um, no high-fives for me...thanks.

Eraser falls in the hole

Look Pence-Pence, I got a mini match, too! We can pretend they're us.

Oh, absolutely COOLIO!

Let's play Spongy Cake. One, two, three, four! Who do we not adore? Spongy! Spongy!...

Wait. Um, Match? Uh, Match? I don't think that's- Um, Match, you should STOP!

...nine, ten, and then ele-

Their mini-me's start to burn

Thanks an octodecillion, Match! Now our stupid tests are stupidly on stupid fire!

Tennis Ball rolls

Aaagh! Can't stop, can't stop!

Tennis Ball rolls on a fire, burning him and flying away...

OOWWWWWWCH!!

...right into Woody's hole

Go in, you Tennis Ball! You FALL, you GO IN!

Hey, me being made out of wood, I do not like fire! I've gotta KILL IT!

The ICRCC finally produces an ICRC, recovering Ice Cube

Ah, it's great be al- (Blocky throws Ice Cube in a fire, melting her) -liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

It didn't do it!

Ice Cube recovers again, Blocky throws her in a fire, melting her, repeated many times

Hi, guys!

Match slaps Bubble, popping her

We're GIRLS!

Match! How can you kill your own friend?!

Bubble gets recovered

Don't blame her! Killing me is as easy as one, two, thr- *pop*

I just learned 2 things about Bubble. She can be suicidal and she's so dumb that she doesn't know how to count to 3!

Blocky holds the ICRC over the giant fire, melting Ice Cube many times

Needle! You're back.

Needle and Leafy's tests get burnt

Meanwhile, a raindrop lands on Pin

It's raining!

It starts raining

Whaa...? A Teardrop family reunion?! NOOO!

Firey hides in his rain shelter

Yeah! It's out!

Now all we have do is copy down the answers.

Ooh, risky!

Okay, Match. Since now we know how dumb Bubble is, we should rip up her test since we know she'll fail.

Pencil rips up Bubble's test

GRR! (rips up his test)

Done. Rocky! You haven't started. You don't know how to write, do you?

The rain has now stopped

Boop. Time's up. Turn in your tests.

The contestants turn in the tests except for Needle, Woody, Firey, Leafy, Match, Pencil, Bubble, Tennis Ball, Coiny, Eraser, Ice Cube, and Snowball

Hmm, I did not receive a test from Needle, Woody, Firey, Leafy, Match, Pencil, Bubble, Tennis Ball, Coiny, Eraser, Ice Cube, or Snowball. But for the ones I did get, here are the totals.

TV displays the results for this challenge

The Squishy Cherries, with exactly 20 more points win.

Cut to Rocky's score of 0

Video

(creepy organ stinger)

Gr!

Let me double check with my test an- Wait, where are the test answers?!

Announcer scans for the test answers with Blocky and Pen near them meaning they cheated

Blocky and Pen, you two obviously cheated. Your scores will be set to 0. Ironically, now the Squashy Grapes, with exactly 20 more points win. So the Cherries lose, and one of them goes home. And Golf Ball wins the Win Token. Which one? It is your turn to vote.