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Announcer

Guys, it is time for Cake at Stake.

Firey

Already? Really?

Announcer

Um, why not? But first we have to get Pen & Woody & Eraser & Golf Ball & Leafy & Coiny & Rocky & Match & Spongy & Tennis Ball & Blocky & Pencil & Pin & Snowball & Bubble.
A net appears at Failers' Waiting Room, bringing everyone the Announcer listed back up

Announcer

This time it's the Squishy Cherries who lost. Let's do Cake at Stake.
{Cake at Stake theme plays}

Announcer

Okay, let's count the votes.
{The voting screen displays "00002"}

Announcer

Wait, that doesn't seem right. {The second digit appears, number of votes being displayed as 00012} Ah, there we go! It was the first time that digit was used. We weren't sure if it would work.
{At the Cake at Stake place}

Announcer

See? There 10 contestants on the Cherry team, but only 9 slices of cake, which is now key lime pie.

Pin

I really, really, REALLY do not like key lime pie.

Match

Yeah, umm... Neither do I. Can we change it?

Announcer

No. Gosh, and you don't even have to eat it.

Match

Yeah. Like, get a, like, chocolate cake next time we're here.

Firey

Ooh, I love chocolate!

Pencil

Hey, me too! I also love ice cream cake!

Bubble

Oh my bubble blower, that's so delish!

Announcer

Shush, sheesh. Let's get on with it. So, if you get no cake, you leave BFDI. Pin, You have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?

Pin

Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I did that I can think of, that would make people want to vote me.
{flashback from previous episodes about Pin}

Pin

It's this stupid Blocky here. It's his fault! {kicks Blocky} / I get to push you off! / I don't know! They're all pretty bad. / {barfs on Woody} / There's too much weight on this sinking boat! We have to throw someone overboard!

Spongy

Uh-oh! (sinks)

Pin

Alliance, schmalliance. Go, go! / {slaps Woody}

Announcer

Okay, then. No Win Token for you. So first I will say who has 0 votes.
pans to Eraser

Announcer

Eraser. {flings Eraser's cake to him}
Eraser eats his cake, Match is disgusted

Eraser

What? All cake is good cake!

Announcer

Also at 0 votes.
The rest of the Cherries look in suspense

Announcer

They're all girls.

Match

Yeah!

Announcer

Except Match.

Match

Hey!
{Announcer flings cakes to Bubble, Pencil and Pin}

Pin

(to Pen) Here. You want?

Announcer

Now people, The rest of you all had at least one vote. Pen, who is supposedly boring, as at one vote. {Announcer flings Pen's cake to him, giving Pen two cakes} Firey, you too.

Firey

Whoa!
Announcer flings Firey's cake, which goes right through him and burns
FINAL 4

Announcer

Match, no need to worry. You too are 1 vote.
{FINAL 3}

Announcer

It's nearly down to 3 people. Blocky, Spongy, and Woody. Now I will call out who else is safe. At 2 votes is—

Pen

It's got to be Blocky.

Announcer

Uh, sure. Yeah, Blocky. Spongy...

Woody

{Screams}

Announcer

...is eliminated at 4 votes.

Woody

{Sighs in relief}

Announcer

So we have to send him to the TLC. Our sender scoop thrower has not been tested, but I'll use it.
{A flinger appears, Spongy gets flung, falling on Bubble, who pops}
{Intro}

Announcer

The third contest is a test of memory and basic knowledge. It has 20 questions. The team that gets the higher total score wins. The highest scoring the contestant receives a Win Token. Oh, and Grapes, an Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator is currently producing an Ice Cube Recovery Center. However, it's quite slow. Go!

Golf Ball

🎵doo da doot do. doo doo doo...🎵

Pencil

Hey, It's me!

Match

Wow! You're so right.

Snowball

This is so stupid! How am I supposed to know this?!?
{SB points at where he's supposed to put his name}

Pin

Good, good. Oh no! Woody! Don't tell me you have testophobia! That is not permitted, and you shall suffer the consequences!
{Pin kicks Woody and he screams}

Announcer

Doot doot doot doo.
Blocky appears, sneaking behind him and grabbing the test answers.

Announcer

Doot doo doo.

Tennis Ball

Rocky, you have to learn how to write. GB and I know how to. No arms is no excuse.
{Rocky kicks Tennis Ball}

Tennis Ball

Ha-ha. You think a tiny kick like that would do anything? Wait; I can't stooop!

Snowball

Grrr!
SB breaks his pencil

Pencil

Yikes!
{a broken pencil piece flies}

Bubble

Hmm...
{broken pencil lands on Bubble, popping her}

Leafy

20 minutes left. Needy, do you think non-existent Icy is mad at me?
{Needle slaps Leafy, the very first slap ever}

Needle

Don't call me Needy! But no!

Match

So how's it going on the teh-

Pencil

Just drew a little doodle!
{A recursive doodle of Pencil, many doodles appear on her doodle}
{Woody falls on the grass making a hole, Coiny falls in it}

Coiny

Whoa, whoooah!

Firey

He-heh.

Blocky

Guess what, guys! I found the test answers!

Eraser

High-five!
{Blocky accidentally slaps Eraser so hard Eraser flies away}

Pen

Um, no high-fives for me, thanks!
{Eraser falls in the hole}

Match

Look Pence-Pence, I got a mini match, too! We can pretend they're us!

Pencil

Oh, absolutely coolio!

Match

Let's play Spongy Cake! 1, 2, 3, 4, Who do we not adore? Spongy! Spongy-

Pencil

Um, Match? Uh, Match? I don't think that's- Um, Match, you should STOP!

Match

nine, ten, and then ele-
{their mini-me's start to burn}

Pencil

Thanks an octodecillion, Match! Now our stupid tests are stupidly on stupid fire!
(Tennis Ball rolls)

Tennis Ball

Aaagh! Can't stop, can't stop!
{Tennis Ball rolls on a fire, burning him and flying away... right into Woody's hole}

Pin

Go in, you Tennis Ball, you fall, you go in!

Blocky

Hey, me being out of wood, I do not like fire! I've gotta kill it!
The ICRCC finally produces an ICRC, recovering Ice Cube

Ice Cube

Ah, it's great be al- {Blocky throws Ice Cube on the fire, melting her} liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Blocky

It didn't do it!
{Ice Cube recovers again, Blocky throws her on the fire, melting her, repeated many times}

Bubble

Hi guys!
{Match slaps Bubble, popping her}

Match

We're girls.

Pencil

Match! How can you kill your own friend!
{Bubble gets recovered}

Bubble

Don't blame her! Killing me is as easy as 1, 2, thr- *pop*

Pencil

I just learned 2 things about Bubble. She can be suicidal and she's so dumb that she doesn't know how to count to 3!
{Blocky holds the ICRC over the fire, melting Ice Cube many times}

Leafy

Needle, you're back!
{Needle and Leafy's tests get burnt}
{a raindrop lands on Pin}

Pin

It's raining!
{rain appears}

Firey

Whaa? A Teardrop family reunion? NOOO!
{Firey hides in his rain shelter}

Pen

Yeah! It's out!

Blocky

Now all we have do is copy down the answers. Ooh, risky!

Pencil

Okay, Match. Since now we know how dumb Bubble is, we should rip up her test since we know she'll fail.
Pencil rips up Bubble's test

Snowball

Grr! {rips up his test}

Golf Ball

Done. Rocky, you haven't started. You don't know how to write, do you?
The rain is now stopped

Announcer

Boop. Time's up. Turn in your tests. Hmm, I did not receive a test from Needle, Woody, Firey, Leafy, Match, Pencil, Bubble, Tennis Ball, Coiny, Eraser, Ice Cube, or Snowball. But for the ones I did get, here are the totals.
TV displays the results for this challenge

Announcer

The Squishy Cherries, with exactly 20 more points win.
{cut to Rocky's score of 0}

Golf Ball

Grr!

Announcer

Let me double check with my test an- wait, where are the test answers? Blocky and Pen, you two obviously cheated. Your scores will be set to 0. Ironically, now the Squashy Grapes, with exactly 20 more points win. So the Cherries lose, and one of them goes home. And Golf Ball wins the Win Token. Which one? It is your turn to vote.
Epilogue
{in the hole Woody created}

Tennis Ball

Uh, guys, I have to go to the bathroom!
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