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Cold open[]
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The episode starts with Lollipop sitting on a chair and writing down the following with her spoon pencil:
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"Dearest Four, I am writing to inform you of a scandal. Recently I was approved for the Yellow Face Silver Standard Gold Credit Card."
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Suddenly, an ad appears on screen from Yellow Face, advertising his credit card.
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BUY NOW!!!!!!
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Various objects
WOWW!!!
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Cut back to Lollipop writing her letter.
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"It's very valuable—saves me a lot of money. Anyway, the bottom line here is..."
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Lollipop takes a deep breath. Then slams her arm on the desk.
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"ONE OF THESE PILLARY YOKELS STOLE MY CARD. NO EXCUSE CAN BE REASONED. THE CULPRIT HAS AN EVIL HEART, AND NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH BY YOU POSTHASTE. Sincerely, Lollipop."
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Lollipop shuts the card and brings it to a mailbox. She looks inside to see Four inside. They hop out of the mailbox and turn into a puddle, before reverting back to their normal form, and doing the intro pose.
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I'm BACK!
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Lightning flashes in the background.
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Hi, Four.
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After the intro[]
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The scene changes to show the Abandoned TV Studio, and inside is a TV screen.
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NO MORE NICENESS! Which boy-o did that no-no? Was it you, Woody? Methinks you did!
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Four picks up Woody and shakes him. Woody screams.
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GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK!
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Blocky pulls Woody out of Four's grasp, Woody landing on Blocky.
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How 'boudda Blocky guy?
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'Ey, trust me, if I took it, you'd know.
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Four squints at Blocky.
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I will know... Watch!
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Four tries plugging in a wire to Bubble, but she pops.
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Oh, right. Bubbles do that! Ain't been 'round here in a minute. How you doin', Taco?
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Oh! I—
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NO MORE NICENESS!!!
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Four recovers Bubble, slowly plugs in the wire, and plugs the wires on everyone else with ease. They're then left with one plug.
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Oh, my turn! (plugs in)
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*SCREEEEEE—*
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Four loses consciousness, and an eye opens to see Bubble.
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Wuh... W-what's going on?
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Are you okay?
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The scene cuts to the two bubbles, and one of them picks up the other from the ground.
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Wow, you're me!
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And you're me!
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Both Bubbles
YOY!
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They both jump in joy, as Gelatin, from the simulation, walks up towards one of them.
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Both Bubbles
(Alternating) Yoy! Yoy! Yoy! Yoy! Yoy! Yoy! Yoy! Yoy!
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Gelatin pops the Bubble from the simulation.
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AHH!!
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One of them is more than enough, right?
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Four recovers the real Bubble.
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That's a no-no!
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Heh, what is? This?
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He tries poking the other Bubble, but his finger phases through her.
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You can't hurt a memory!
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Goy-Hoy! Silly Gelatin! (slaps Gelatin)
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A memory?
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We're in Bubble's memory! Lookit—Ruby will walk up and say: "Let's go find TD, Bubbly!" (simultaneously)
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Let's go find TD, Bubbly! (simultaneously)
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And then Bubble will say: "Okay!" (simultaneously)
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Okay! (simultaneously)
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And then they'll skedaddle like this!
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Bubble and Ruby dash into the FreeSmart SuperVan, while Four also dashes in.
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And now they're gonna drive 2,763 miles away!
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FOUR!
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Four dismounts the van.
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Oh, right. You guys were buddies for so long, one of you MUST have seen the car in some bozo's hands sometime and thought nothing of it! Today's challenge is to go in your memories and spot who took it and where it is so we can find it in the real world. Whoever finds it wins! GO!
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Start of challenge[]
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Four teleports everyone in the simulation, except Bubble.
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Goys? Hoiy! Wait up!
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Bubble runs after the FreeSmart SuperVan and holds on to it. The van drives off.
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The contestants wake up in the simulation, panting.
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You munchkins ready to go into your memories?
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Everyone continues panting. Four then grabs the wires and plugs them into each contestant. But when he is about to plug the wire into Ruby, Match interrupts.
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WAAAAAAAIIITTT!! Don't, like, take Ruby and Bubble away too!
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Match then notices the wires on Bubble.
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Ach, wires. Yucksicles. I'll just take, like, Ruby! Let's go have fuuuuuuun!
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YAAAAAAAY!
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Match drags Ruby out with her. Four watches, then Four turns on the TV, where nine slots say "LOADING" with a bar filling up underneath them.
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Eh—Wow.
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Cut to Woody's memory, where he wakes up and finds out he’s in Four's bus along with Spongy.
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WUHHH! Where—how is this moving?
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Woody walks to the front of the bus, he looks back at Spongy, then notices that the bus is heading towards a row of cactuses. He screams, but Spongy shushes him.
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Shush. It'll be fine.
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The bus crashes into a row of cactuses. Woody cowers, then breathes a sigh of relief.
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Told you!
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Cut back to Four.
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Uuummmm...
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Four picks up and examines Woody's body, and then glances at Taco's.
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AAAAAAAAHHH—
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Taco is chomped by the Fish Monster.
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Taco regenerates, only for her to get chomped by the same monster again.
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AAAAAAAAHHH—
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Cut back to Four. They nervously look at Loser and Blocky's bodies.
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Cut back to Blocky and Loser in their shared memory. Loser begins to vibrate as he receives a call from Four and picks it up.
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Four, why are we in the Have Cot?
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You guys are all whoopsied into each other's memories.
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How'd that happen?
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Uhh... I think... Taco did it.
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Loser and Blocky stare at Four, unconvinced.
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Well, now that you bought that, it don't matter. Whoever's memory you're in, you can still find that card.
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Four ends the call. Cut to Lollipop receiving an envelope.
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Finally!
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She opens it and pulls out her Yellow Face Silver Standard Gold Credit Card.
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Easy! Found it!
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Lollipop owns the card, Blocky. It hasn't been stolen yet.
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I can fix that.
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Blocky runs towards Lollipop, then Loser stares at his tablet screen. Blocky almost gets Lollipop until he is hit by Loser's tablet, which shatters into pieces.
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OW!
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Blocky falls face-first to the floor as Lollipop shuts the door.
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You idiot! Now we have to go track her down!
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Blocky runs towards Loser, but then Loser starts to glitch out.
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What the—
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Wha—what's going on?
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Loser's broken tablet starts shaking and Loser starts glitching out even more.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH—
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Loser disappears.
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LOL.
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Blocky runs towards Lollipop's direction again. Cut to Flower and Gelatin's boardroom.
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So, um... If you invest more money in our shop, we should have... Uhh—
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THIS much money! See, it's breaking through the graph. COME ON, CHUMPS! INVEST ALREADY!!
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A board member raises their hand.
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Ughh. What?
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It turns out to be Lollipop. She gets up and walks to the front of the room.
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Lollipop?
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Lollipop flips over the graph, revealing that they're bankrupt. Everyone gasps.
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Board Member
It has come to our attention that this venture is not in our best interest and that our money would be better invested elsewhere.
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Everyone walks out.
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Now, mind telling me where my Yellow Face Silver Standard Gold Credit Card is?
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Brief cut to an advertisement for the card.
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BUY NOW!!!!!!
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Sound effect
WOWW!!!
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What? What are you talking ab—
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PLEASE HELP US, LOLLIPOP! OUR BUSINESS IS A FAILURE!
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...Alliance, remember?
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Cut to Spongy in Loser's memory.
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Huuuuh? Where am I?
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PA Speaker
And now, coming to the staaaaaaage... Loser!
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Loser's Fan
YEAH! GO LOSER! YEAH YEAH!
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Loser's fan looks around and realizes that no one else in the audience is clapping, so they stop. Loser then grabs the microphone and Rose comes up on stage. Then the two do their variation of Spongy Cake.
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Three, six, nine, twelve! Which yellow cube always excels? Loser! Loser!
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The audience doesn't react, and Loser's fan from earlier ends up burning his merchandise. Loser walks off the stage disappointed.
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Aww, poor Loser! ...OKAY, WAIT, I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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Meanwhile in Bubble's memory, Bubble from the simulation is holding on the van, until it stops and Bubble and Ruby get out.
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If we're going to explore the ruins again, we'll need some cash!
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Hoi, do we want to sell it to him?
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Bubble points at Yellow Face, who is looking around.
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Roiby wouldn't have taken the card. She already got the van money. Hmm... where else should I look?
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Oh noio! Eh—too foir! It would be nice to see Match, though.
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She then types in September 2024 on the machine, and it takes her back to the Pillary Ruins where Bubble and Ruby are jumping in puddles of water.
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Oooh...
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Scene cuts to the desert, where Woody is in Spongy's memory. They're both seen walking, and Woody believes that Spongy hid the card inside of his pores to buy and eat stuff.
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Grrr...
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Woody stretches one of Spongy's pores and hops in. Spongy panics, causing him to fall over and send Woody flying into a pit of quicksand. Woody starts sinking, so he screams.
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Woody cries for help as he slowly begins sinking, however Spongy simply sits near him, smiling.
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Cut back to Lollipop in Flower's memory.
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Okay, let's start with the basics.
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Let's see... uhh...
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Flower pulls out a book titled "Lollipop's Business Tips & Tricks", written by Lollipop.
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Well, your book says—
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You've been following that? Let me tell you a secret...
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Lollipop grabs the book from Flower's hands and chucks it out the window behind her, shattering it.
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That book is full of lies, Flower! Why would I give my business secrets away like that?
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So, what do we do?
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Follow me.
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Flower and Gelatin look at each other and back at the broken window, looking unamused. The music slowly fades.
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Blocky goes after Lollipop's card[]
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Cut to Blocky in Lollipop's memory. Lollipop is entering the Mega Mall, and Blocky sneaks up from below the camera angle.
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Hue... huehuah!
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As the mall doors are open, Blocky attempts to sneak behind Lollipop, however he is suddenly trapped between the sliding doors. Panicked, he holds them open, however the doors end up closing on them, flinging him inside and trapping his leg.
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AAAAAAAHHH!!!
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A montage then plays of Lollipop at various stores in the Mega Mall.
She is shown in a fork store at the cash register, being given a whole pile of forks, before she reacts angrily and throws them behind her, before walking out. She is then shown receiving a bowl of lava, before acting disgusted and uses her fork repellent to blast it away. Some of the lava almost hit Blocky before he manages to scuttle away. She is then shown trying out a comically long ladder in a ladder store, in which one of the steps breaks off and hits Blocky in the face. Suddenly, a whole pile of metal comes crashing down on Blocky, submerging him. Lollipop is then shown taking photos inside a photobooth, where she poses with her credit card while Blocky attempts to steal it. In one photo where the photo rests on Lollipop's head as she's posing, Blocky manages to grab it. |
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Cut to Blocky showing the card off to a cashier in an unknown store.
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Mug Cashier
Now, I might've left the business world behind, but I can still identify a fake card when I see one. This is a FAKE!
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What!?
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Meanwhile, Lollipop is leaving with a bunch of bags in her arms.
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Shame I lost that decoy card...
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Again, an ad appears on screen from Yellow Face, advertising his credit card.
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BUY NOW!!!!!!
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Sound effect
WOWW!!!
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And get a free DUMMY CARD with every purchase!!!
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GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Fade to black.
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Cut to Bubble back in her memory. She watches herself on November 9, 2024, jumping in some leftover puddles from the rain with Ruby. Match is seen walking down the stairs of the Archaic Temple and towards Bubble and Ruby. When the two of them see her, they suddenly stop jumping.
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Wuh... Match???
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Well, like... where—where are we?
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We just got back ourselves. We've been on the road for a while, but this is where we live now, Matchie!
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Oh, uh... that's nice...!
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Match smiles awkwardly, though Bubble and Ruby don't seem to notice her sadness. Bubble gives Match a soft smile before Ruby suddenly splashes Match with puddle water.
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Hahahahahaa!
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Ruby also gives Match a smile.
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...Hehehaha... Hehahaha!
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Yay! Hehehahahaa!
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Bubble, Match and Ruby begin giggling, though Match sounds audibly more strained. They jump in their own rain puddles.
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Yoy yoy yoy... hoy hoy hoy hoy!
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Match stops jumping.
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Bubble? You're not, like... You're not mad at me, are you?
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Of course I'm not!
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Match starts jumping again.
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Wow, I—th-this whole time, I've—I've just, like... I—I was thinking... I just thought—
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Ruby splashes Match again, interrupting her.
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Ahahahaa!
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...Ahahahahaa!
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Yay! Jump jump jump!!!
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The three of them go back to jumping, giggling and chanting 'Jump jump jump!', meanwhile the camera pans out to the simulated Bubble watching them from a short distance.
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...Oi never realized how sad she looked. Was that how she felt for all these years? All because I couldn't speak up before she got eliminated? I CAN'T let that happen EVER AGAIN!
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Cut to Taco in Blocky's memory. Blocky is sitting on Four's broken jail cell with binoculars, eyeing Lollipop with her shopping backs.
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Blocky! So you DID steal the card!
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Nuh-uh! Not yet!
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Blocky drops the binoculars and eyes Lollipop, who drops a bag amongst her stack.
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Ugh, what a klutz.
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She picks it back up, before walking towards a large spring. The bags are presumably blocking her view. However, the same bag that fell earlier then falls onto the spring, which launches itself towards Blocky and reveals it to have some spare Lollipop-themed Glitter For Your Face sweaters, which stick to Blocky's face.
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What the—AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!
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Oh, how the mighty have fallen. (sarcastically)
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Blocky itches at the sweaters, which makes him fall off the cliff.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Wait!
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Blocky lands on the spring, which launches him towards some fists attached to a spring on nearby pillars, making him bounce back and forth.
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AAAAUUUGHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Ha ha ha! Hahaha, hahaha-!
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Lollipop's laughter makes her fall onto the spring, which makes her bounce into the fists while Blocky still is. This causes them to collide, landing roughly on the ground, and leaving both of them silent. Taco walks to the ground level and sudden kicks Lollipop's side. Lollipop stands up and eyes Taco angrily.
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If you tell anyone about that...
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I'll kill you.
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She scurries off without any of her bags, leaving Taco stunned.
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...Why are we trying to help this person again!?
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Card is "found"[]
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Cut to Blocky in Lollipop's memory again. He appears exasperated, presumably running after Lollipop even with his mangled leg.
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Can't stop me, Lollipop!
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Cut to him entering the Have Cots tower, trying to sneak up on Lollipop. He drags him and his leg towards a dark blue couch, where Lollipop is dozing off with her card in hand.
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*yaawwwwnnn...*
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As Blocky is behind the couch, Lollipop gets up, dropping her card in between the couch cushions. Blocky looks down at it.
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Finally!
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A sound plays, showing the card is nowhere to be seen.
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What! Are you kidding me!?
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Blocky kicks the couch in anger, and all of a sudden a golden glow comes from in between the cushions. Blocky gazes in awe before lifting up one of the cushions, revealing the glowing card from underneath. He picks it up.
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Auh! She... She lost it under the couch cushions!!!
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Blocky runs out of the tower with the card in hand.
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Hueh, huehhueh, uwahahahaahahahaaaa!!!
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The camera zooms out to briefly show the other contestants in their respective memories, before it cuts to Woody in Spongy's memory.
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Woody screams, causing bits of a nearby cliff to break off. Woody notices and starts frantically pointing at the debris.
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W-Wah...! Spongy!!
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Nuh uh! I'm not talking anymore until you relax!
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[unintelligible] CHUNKS- AAAAHHHH!!!
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Debris land in a circle formation around Spongy, completely missing him. However, a ball of sand randomly appears and starts rolling towards him, growing in size.
Woody screams, but Spongy still stands there with his eyes closed. Bugs suddenly crawl out from beneath the rocks and circle the quicksand pit. The ball of sand squishes the bugs, before stopping due to their size. |
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(To himself) J-Just relax... it'll be okay...
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Woody closes his eyes and raises his hands. However, the bugs begin to climb atop of one another and suddenly send the ball of sand flying towards Spongy into the quicksand pit. Spongy suddenly sucks up all the sand, freeing Woody but leaving him paler and bigger. Woody hugs him and sighs.
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Cut to Taco in Blocky's memory again. Blocky wakes up from being knocked out while Taco is reading How to be Dumb Volume 6.
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Where is she? Did she fall for the trap??
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Nah.
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Ugh. Well then, I guess I'll have to try again!!
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Blocky scurries off. Taco sighs before putting down her book to go after him, before all of a sudden Blocky runs back and throws the book off screen.
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Books are for NERDS!
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He scurries off again.
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I'm pretty sure she went to THE MALL, which is THAT WAY!
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Blocky pauses, before turning where Taco is pointing in which she follows, rolling her eyes.
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A montage plays similar to of Lollipop's memory earlier, except that Taco is watching Blocky in the background. This time, the real Blocky also fails to retrieve the card, being kicked away by Lollipop while Taco stands there.
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Cut to Lollipop in Flower's memory. The meeting room is now empty and darkly lit, before the door is opened by Flower and Gelatin. They both look uneasy as Lollipop stands behind them.
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Well, that could've gone a lot worse...
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We're... ruined!
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The scene changes to various Recommended characters trapped inside a burning room, shrieking "OHMYGOSH" as smoke fills the room and the fire spreads.
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I promise you, it's fine.
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Cannot believe that happened...!
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A recommended character that resembles a stack of cash struggles to open a locked door leading to the outside, which is locked. A brick security guard is unable to hear the chaos, as they're wearing headphones and are eating a sandwich.
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This stuff happens all the time in business!
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They COULDN'T GET OUT. The windows, the doors, all closed off!
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Cut to a character resembling chapstick attempting to climb a ladder to open a high-up window, only for the fire to raise up the ladder and catch them on fire. They scream in anguish as the ladder topples over.
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Did you want people breaking in? The event was exclusive. Honestly, they could've put out the fire if they tried...
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They DID try!
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A character resembling a glass cup of water tries pouring some of their water onto the flames, only for the water itself and the water inside them to catch on fire.
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You don't pour water on a gasoline fire. Everyone knows that...
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Do you really think you're not at fault for this? AT ALL?
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Meanwhile, the brick security guard is still listening to music and eating a sandwich, while Lollipop is shown doing the same and also reading a book.
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...I honestly don't see how you could pin this on me. But, I'm willing to help you recover-
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NO! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH!
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Lollipop shrugs and gets off the table, walking out of the room.
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Whatever...
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Lollipop sits down on a couch in their work office, annoyed.
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Brief cut to Taco in Blocky's memory. Blocky is crawling on the ground, panting, before rolling to his side and wincing.
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This is just pathetic, Blocky. You're not even gonna try anymore!? I feel I got totally cheated here. I mean, you obviously didn't steal the card. I'm just stuck here now with no chance of winning!
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Back to Flower's memory, Lollipop is now watching the news on the same couch.
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Reporter
I'm here at the site of Flower and Gelatin's shirt stake extravaganza, where a tragedy struck this morning, after the duo's negligence led to a massive blaze that quickly engulfed the entire building.
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Meanwhile, Lollipop rolls her eyes, before glancing down at her tablet. She notices a green arrow button. She presses it, which moves time forward like a playback being sped up. In front of Lollipop, Flower and Gelatin are seen talking to a police badge holding handcuffs.
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Reporter
―Everyone in the tragedy has been recovered, but the trauma is still present. The victims say they are prepared to-
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Must be a slow news day.
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Reporter
―everything they have.
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Lollipop speeds time forward again. The TV screen now shows the reporter inside the office, with Flower and Gelatin in handcuffs.
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Reporter
Now live from the office of Flower and Gelatin as they are being taken into police custody. Sources say they will be held without bond until their court date.
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Lollipop looks unamused, speeding up time again. Now, the cash stack character and brick security guard from earlier are escorting a table from their office out.
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Reporter
―In lighter news, the 34th ring toss tournament enters its final round today. More after the break!
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"Motivator" by Kevin Macleod plays on the TV, as Lollipop smiles.
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There we go. It's finally blown over...
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Meanwhile, Taco is tapping on her tablet.
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Come on... There's gotta be something that gets me out of this memory...!
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In Flower's memory, Lollipop simply stands there.
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...Huh! I really thought it'd blow over! I guess they didn't steal my credit card.
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Once again, an ad appears on screen from Yellow Face, advertising his credit card.
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BUY NOW!!!!!!
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Sound effect
WOWW!!!
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...Aha!
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At least this isn't real! Oh well, I guess I'll start looking somewhere else...
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At once, Lollipop and Taco press a button on their tablets that cause them to teleport somewhere.
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Lollipop and Taco teleport to the same memory, right next to each other.
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Who's memory is this?
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Taco turns to the camera.
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...Oh my gordita, Lollipop, you guys lived in THAT!?
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Camera pans to a gigantic golden castle with grand music in the background.
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We didn't even have BEDS!
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Cut to Taco and Lollipop walking around in the castle, which has various gold items. While Taco looks mesmerized, Lollipop looks unamused.
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(simultaneously) This is so tacky.
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(simultaneously) This is so cool- Well I mean, tacky. Yeah. Yeah, tacky...
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They then stop at a golden statue of Blocky.
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Oh, I think I know who bought all this-"
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Blocky suddenly appears behind them, riding a large golden motorcycle and wearing gold sunglasses.
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Whatdya guys think?? Awesome, right?-
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Where is it, Blocky?
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Wh- Donut's third diary?? It's down the hall, past the Rosetta Stone and the Mona Lisa. You can't miss it-
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My CARD.
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An ad appears on screen from Yellow Face, advertising his credit card.
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BUY NOW!!!!!!
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Sound effect
WOWW!!!
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Your card? You LOST it, Lollipop!
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Actually, you found it Blocky! Yay!
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Four stands there blankly, while the others stare at them. There's a brief cut to Four lying mangled on the floor with a wire plugged to his side, before the scene is back to them all in the castle. Four blinks cutely.
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...And now that it's mine, I'd like to ask you bozos to leave-
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It was STOLEN, you dolt! It's rightfully mine! Tell him, Four!
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Four just glances to the side.
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You lost it! You dropped it in the couch cushions! Now, if you're nice to me, I'll let you live in the pool house!
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You do remember that this is just a memory, right? None of this is real...
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And you've just told me where the card is! So now I'm gonna leave, and grab it-
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Uh, excuse me. I WON the challenge. I'm the one who gets the card in the real world!
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Brief pan out to the monitor with the other contestants in their memories, Blocky in the center of them.
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Hello? Anyone out there? Unplug me, please!
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Yeah, right. Four, tell Blocky that I'M the one who gets to keep the card. It is mine after all.
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...You won't like it when someone other than me tries to get you out of here, Blocky.
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If you want out so bad, I'll plop a portal in Taco's memory zone! A.K.A., the only way out!
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MY MEMORY!? WHY?
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The portal will take 30 minutes to open. Bye!
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Four waves before despawning.
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There's only one fair way to decide this...
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Assemble teams and fight to the death?
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...I was gonna say we could, battle for it, you know. Maybe, split into two teams, vote to save- Nah, forget it. Let's just do your thing-
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Before Taco finishes, Blocky and Lollipop teleport to her memory.
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NO FAIR! WAIT FOR ME AT LEAST!!!
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Taco teleports after them.
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Taco finds herself in her own memory, where Flower and Gelatin have been this whole time. They're sitting together on the ground, shaking while the Taco in the memory reads a book.
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...Uh. Are you guys okay?-
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TACO!
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Oh no! What's wrong?
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YOU! YOU ARE WRONG!!!
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HOW DO YOU LIVE SUCH A BORING LIFE!? ALL YOU DO IS READ, THEN MEDITATE, THEN SLEEP, THEN READ SOME MORE!
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Do you hate FUN, TACO!? DO YOU HATE FUN!?!?
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Taco shoves them off.
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First of all, rude. Second of all, if you want something exciting, I've got JUST THE THING FOR YOU!
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Cut to Spongy in Loser's memory, who is still sitting in the venue even when it's empty, save for a janitor nearby. Suddenly, Blocky appears next to him.
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Oh, hi Blocky. I don't think Loser has the card-
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Blocky just grabs onto Spongy's side.
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Huh-?
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Blocky teleports away. Cut to Spongy's memory, where Woody and memory Spongy are relaxing on sunchairs at the beach.
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See, Woody? This is niiice.
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Aaahh...
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Blocky teleports to Spongy's memory with Spongy, and starts shaking Woody's shoulder. Woody screams.
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COME-WITH-ME-OR-ELSE-EVERYTHING-WE-LOVE-IS-GOING-TO-COME-TO-A-PAINFUL-END!!!
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Before Woody can respond, Blocky teleports away with him. Meanwhile, the memory Spongy simply sips on his pink lemonade.
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A montage plays where the memory Bubble is left aside as the real Bubble plays and hangs out with the Match and Ruby from her memories. They are then all shown at the Mega Mall taking photos, similar to the montages from earlier in the episode. They are then seen walking across an orange beach at sunset.
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I'm so glad we're all friends again, guys!
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Yeah, like, nothing will EVER separate us AGAIN!
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Blocky once again teleports to Bubble's memory with Woody and Spongy behind him, stopping the other trio.
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Bubble, come with me, NOW!
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Like, no, Blocky!
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Normally I would've said yes, but I've learnt something important today, Blocky. If I don't say exactly what I'm feeling whenever possible, I'll hurt others, and more importantly I'll hurt myself... So NO Blocky, I'm staying here!-
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Blocky just pops Bubble and teleports away, leaving memory Match and Ruby shocked. The memory Bubble behind them grins.
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Battle for Four's Portal (BFFP)[]
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Cut back to Taco's memory.
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Do you, like, need friends or something? I can get you friends-
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I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH MY LIFE!!!
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Blocky, Woody and Spongy teleport into Taco's memory.
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Where's Lollipop? Is there anyone left for her to even get??
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Various teleporting sounds are heard. The camera turns to reveal Lollipop and various other Lollipops from the others' memories, standing behind her.
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You guys like my team?
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AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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Blocky grits his teeth before the camera pans to the portal at the top of the cliff.
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Aha!
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Blocky runs towards the cliff's direction, while the Lollipop clones follow, trampling on Spongy and Woody.
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You guys, take these and dig through the bottom of the pillar! I need to get something.
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Taco hands Flower and Gelatin shovels, before teleporting out of her memory with the tablet. The two scurry over and immediately start digging. Meanwhile, Blocky and one of the Lollipops are climbing up the cliff.
Blocky tries to punch the Lollipop, only for his hand to simply pass through his body and somehow injure him instead |
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OWWWW!!!
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Only a memory can hurt a memory. Remember?
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Blocky grimaces, but the cliff begins to shake for a second. Flower and Gelatin, whom are inside the cliff, feel the shaking and briefly stop digging, look at each other, and then continue.
Some debris falls down the cliff towards the climbing Lollipop. |
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Wait, I've got just the thing!
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Lollipop takes out a can of Fork Repellent. However, the repellent fails to push back the debris and she's then crushed. All the other Lollipops witness her death.
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That's what'll happen to you if you don't get him! After him, now!
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The other Lollipops begin climbing the cliff, as the real Lollipop looks down sadly at her duplicate's remains.
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In the real world, whistling can be heard before Profily opens the door where the others are lying.
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HELLO, WORLD! I am BACK and here to stay!!
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Profily runs over to an unconscious Bubble.
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BUBBLE, MY OLD FRIEND! Remember battling for that final spot in the BFDI finale? Good times.
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Not realizing where Bubble and the other contestants really are, Profily makes an annoyed face.
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I'm booooreddd... I want my lovely friends back! And I think I know the culprit!
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Profily pulls out Bubble's wire, popping her. They frown.
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NOOOOOOO-OOOO!!! WAAaaaahaahahhh... I need someone else to cheer me up!!!
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Meanwhile, Blocky is running off the cliff, jumping from rock to rock. Two Lollipops trail behind him, before they're then crushed. Blocky smiles and walks over the rock that crushed them as two others follow ahead. Brief cut to the real world, where Profily is now with Flower and Gelatin.
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Gelatin and Flower, you two were always my best friends! It's time to wake up and play with me!!
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Profily tugs at Gelatin's wire. Meanwhile, Gelatin and Flower are nearing the top of the cliff as they continue to dig.
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We're so close, Flower! Just a little further!
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In the real world, Profily pulls both Flower and Gelatin's wires off.
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Wakey-wakey!
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What the- What's going on!?
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Gelatin, what did you do??-
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The two of them glitch out and disappear, like Loser did earlier. Their shovels start bouncing off the walls, breaking at the rock at high speeds. Blocky continues to ascend the cliff, climbing on various rocks before making a leap towards the edge of the cliff. Hanging on with one hand, Blocky uses his free one to buy a Yellow Face Drill worth $26,267,371,627 on his phone using Lollipop's credit card.
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Yes!!
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A drone comes flying over with the drill. Blocky grabs it and uses it to drill a hole into the cliff, its strength allowing him to hold onto it.
In the real world, Profily is tugging at Woody's wire. |
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Please, wake up and play with me, Woody!
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Woody lays flat on the ground with Spongy in Taco's memory. Taco suddenly arrives back with the spring from Blocky's memory, trying to lift it. Woody and Spongy sit up.
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You guys mind helping me out with this!?
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Blocky manages to dig to the top of the cliff, peering out of his hole. He sees Taco in the distance with the spring.
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Oh, no you don't. Woody, STOP HER!
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Woody nods and makes an angry face at Taco. Profily continues to pull at his wire, until eventually unplugging him.
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Yay!!
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AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Woody glitches out and fades away, much to Spongy's horror.
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Uh- Spongy, you stop her!
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A thought bubble appears in Spongy's head in which Blocky inserts a hose into one of Spongy's holes, making him overflow with water and explode while Blocky laughs. Upset, Spongy walks over to help Taco carry the spring.
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Thanks, Spongy.
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You're welcome!
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They manage to get the spring onto the floor so that Taco can bounce on it. Profily now pulls at Spongy's wire in the real world.
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You too, Spongy!
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Taco bounces on the spring, launching herself into the air towards the top of the cliff. Spongy suddenly glitches and disappears, yelping. Blocky, who now finds himself stuck in his hole, watches as she walks towards the portal. Taco doesn't notice as she flies herself towards the portal, though Profily now walks over to her body in the real world, before aggressively tugging at her wire.
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Tacoster, time to wake up!!
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Taco walks towards the portal smugly.
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WAKE, UP!!!
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Taco raises her hand towards the portal, gazing at it as she walks towards it. At the last moment she glitches out and fades away, Profily successfully pulling her wire out. Blocky manages to pop himself loose right when that happens.
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AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Blocky doesn't react, simply walking to the portal. One of the two Lollipops suddenly pull and trip his leg, making their way up to the top... until Blocky uses his drill to destroy the bit of the cliff they're hanging off of. They crash onto the ground like the first Lollipop clone, shocking the original Lollipop and making her begin to run up Flower and Gelatin's hole.
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Blocky continues walking to the portal, but then Lollipop digs up from under Blocky, and they start fighting. Lollipop pushes Blocky with her shovel so that he's hanging off the cliff.
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It's... MY CREDIT CARD. I'M GONNA BE THE ONE TO GET IT.
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Brief cut to the real world.
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Loser! Hmmm... He lied about everything! And I know, I was there! No waking up for you, Loser!
Blocky and Lollipop... Two very mean people! |
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Time to finally be tortured YOURSELF, Blocky!
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Lollipop walks away, Blocky barely holding on. Profily stands between the two of them in the real world.
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Hmmm, who's the least mean...?
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Blocky gets up, and he and Lollipop begin pushing their hands against each other.
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Tell me what the ground tastes like, Blocky!
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Let me go already!
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That's the plan~!
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Lollipop shoves Blocky, however his foot manages to save him from falling over. They continue fighting, Blocky getting closer to falling off. Meanwhile, Profily tugs at an unseen wire.
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Fall off, fall off, fall off!!
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Right as Lollipop holds Blocky near the edge, Profily unplugs her wire, causing her to glitch out. She makes a run for the portal before completely fading away. Blocky steps towards it, before leaping into it and being shot out into the real world.
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Post-challenge[]
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Profily, who was sitting sadly at Lollipop's corpse, smiles when they see Blocky.
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BLOCKY! Let's play-
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NO TIME!
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Blocky scurries over to the Steam Train (to which he is briefly spotted by Price Tag in the Yellow Face & Taggy's Warehouse) before riding it to the Pillary Ruins, where he runs over to the Have Cots tower. He runs into Four while trying to go for the couch.
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Hi, Blocky!
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Four waves their hand, while the other begins to revive the other contestants.
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Four, NO!
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Everyone else is revived, landing upright in the Have Cots tower.
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Hah!
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GRRR! What was even the point then!
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Lollipop runs over to the couch, before Blocky suddenly punches her from behind. The two slap their hands against each other, while Taco lifts up the cushion herself.
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Uh, guys... Card is gone.
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They stop fighting.
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WHAT! But that's where she lost it!
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And I never looked there! That means, someone did steal it. Four, take us back to our memories. Stat!
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Mmmm... No.
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What!?
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You lost it, Lollipop! That means that nobody stole your card, that just means someone found it!
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Lollipop's knees drop to the ground as she cries. Taco walks away while Gelatin stares sadly at her.
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Don't you guys just love happy endings?
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Well, I hope whoever found it is having a good time, at least.
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Soda Bottle Cashier
And that's all. Your total is $34,927. How will you be paying?
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Match... The van funds I have weren't anywhere NEAR that amount!
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Rubyy! We don't, like, need that!
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Match slams Lollipop's Yellow Face Silver Standard Gold Credit Card onto the counter.
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Put it on this- uh, my card!
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The cashier looks up at the card belonging to "Lollipop", before back up at Match. Match mimics her BFB/TPOT render while text on screen points to her handle as a "stick" while her match head as "candy".
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Soda Bottle Cashier
...Yeah, okay.
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They swipe the card.
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(simultaneously) Yay!
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(simultaneously) Yay!
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Is that everyone?
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Blocky, Bubble, Flower, Lollipop, Spongy, Taco, Woody
(overlayed responses)
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Cool. See ya later!
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...Everyone, why don't we go back to that studio? It's way nicer than this dump!
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Fiiine... Maybe my card's there, anyways...
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Sure! Don't know why it would be, but... sure!
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Weird ominous voice
Loooooseeerrrr...
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Loser finds himself glitched into Four's memories, having been plugged into their wire. He spawns right as Four and X walk outside the hotel.
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...What? That's clearly Four and X! ...and Loser.
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As the camera shifts between the mentioned contestants, it stops on Winner. Loser and Winner stare at each other, before Loser grabs his tablet and begins traveling between various scenes in TPOT with Winner in them. He stops at the scene in Bottle For Dream Island where Winner holds a mini cereal version of themself in their hand.
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...I guess he didn't forget about me.
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Of... of course not...
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Loser walks towards Winner whom is now devouring the cereal, and joins them in eating some of it. Oddly, the memory version of Winner doesn't react to Loser being there, even as he sits right in front of them eating the cereal.
Suddenly, Four's hand grabs Loser from off screen, pulling him out from the side of Four's body. The music slows and distorts as this happens. |
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Wasn't that nice? No need to thank!
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Four disappears, presumably teleporting back to the hotel.
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No! I wanted to see more of them...
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Four teleports to the hotel, right outside the kitchen. They hear a muffled conversation between Fanny, Golf Ball and Tennis Ball behind a closed door.
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What do we do here? You couldn't make any of it out, TB?
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He couldn't, but... ugh. Just come to Two's room. Have a look yourself!
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Four teleports to Two's room, briefly peering over Two's in their bedrotting state, before looking at the torn photo of them and Gaty. Four then makes their way to the whiteboard, triggering a distorted sound cue as the whiteboard's messages are cryptic and distorted, similar to Tennis Ball's vision of the whiteboard in the previous episode. This time, however, the missing photos and text are glitching out.
Fanny kicks the door open, with GB and TB right behind her. |
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Wha-
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Four turns around, appearing aggravated and shocked.
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Loser takes down a poster advertising Woody's Fear Destroyer International, before drawing a map behind it, presumably to the Hotel. He picks up a backpack and walks out of the TV Studio.
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I'm coming, Winner.
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Fade to black.
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Credits play.
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Stinger[]
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Profily is shown inside the TV Studio, looking at the wires from earlier. They hold a wire meant for Balloony.
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Hmmm... What were they all doing with these?
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They plug it in, and go limp. Lollipop can be heard from behind the door, before she opens it.
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Whatever. I don't need Four anyway. He's USELESS. (opens door) It's just around here somewhere!
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She pauses as she looks at Profily's body, before noticing that they have their own cable as well.
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Hmmm... I have always wondered about Profily's past.
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Lollipop plugs Profily's wire into her. She finds herself on the original Plains.
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Woah... Wow, so this is the truth.
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She travels to the BFB Grasslands.
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This... answers everything!
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She then travels to a beach area, where Profily, Balloony and Teardrop are playing together, before Teardrop joined TPOT.
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So, you guys all wanna join that other show? Follow me to my FLYING MACHINE!
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Teardrop flaps her arms excitedly, and Balloony stands up.
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Of course! Let me just say my goodbyes!
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Balloony walks to the left of the screen while Profily and Teardrop skip off to the right. Seconds later, Balloony walks back into frame.
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...That didn't really take long. Um, guys? Hello? Where'd you go? Oh, there it is...!
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Balloony walks towards something off screen. However, Profily and Teardrop are shown to already be on their flying machine, in a ladder in the air.
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Where could he have gone!? Do you see him, TD, my friend?
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Teardrop squints her eyes before frantically pointing at something below.
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Huh? The Announcery Fo-founcery Machine?
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Cut to Balloony hopping inside a parked, opened Announcer Transportation Device and closing the lid.
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Balloony! Noooo!!! That's the wrong flying machine!!!
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Balloony looks up confused at the sky, before noticing Announcer inside the ATD.
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Uh- you? Why are you coming?
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(muffled) You're in the wrong thingy, Balloon. Quick, you have to get out!! NOW!!!
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Wait, I'm sorry! (bangs on the door) I jumped into the wrong one!!!
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There can be no more delays. Let's go.
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The ATD turns on, with Balloony still banging inside.
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(muffled) NO! I'M NOT MEANT FOR SPACE! I'M NOT MEANT FOR-
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The ATD flies off. Teardrop and Profily merely shrug it off, while the real Lollipop has climbed up onto the ladder above their view.
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...Huh.
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Back in the real world, Taco enters the room.
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Not this again... One sec, let me get you out.
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She pulls out her phone and calls someone on her phone. The scene changes to the Hotel's kitchen, where X picks up.
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Hello?
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Taco can be heard talking to X, albeit as a generic phone talking sound effect.
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You need Four?
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More of the generic phone talking sound effect.
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...I don't know where he is.
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Even more of the generic phone talking sound effect.
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Oh, actually, I can help with that! Be right there!!
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X hangs up before teleporting to the TV Station.
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