In BFDIA 5b, the dialogue is shown in dialogue boxes, instead of spoken like in regular episodes. This transcript shows the dialogue boxes exactly like they are shown in the game.
Whoa! Hold on a second, this place doesn't look familiar. What happened? I don't remember anything!
Uh... well, um... uh.... gosh, I'm so confused.
Oh, I know! I'll look through my journal entries! After all, I am a journal. So, let's see... five minutes ago, I...
...got eaten by Evil Leafy? WHAT? That doesn't make any sense!
Well, I guess I'll go look for my fellow FreeSmarters to get a sense of what's going on.
Use the arrow keys to move and press the space bar to jump.
002. First danger[]
Before you make that perilous leap, remember that you can press 'R' to reset the level!
005. Small packages[]
Press 'UP' to pick up this lovely wooden box.
You can press 'DOWN' to set the box down, or press 'UP' again to throw it.
019. Say hello[]
OMG, Book! I am, so, like, happy that you're here.
And I'm glad to see you, too, Match! But I still don't have a clue what's going on. Do you?
Well, lemme think... oh yeah, Pencil, like, drove the FreeSmart Van into Evil Leafy's mouth!
Then I remember falling, and then being trapped in this box. Let me tell you, I do not like being trapped in boxes. Like, OMG!
We're safe now, I think. Let's get out of here. Maybe we can find the others.
Okey dokey!
Press 'Z' to switch player control.
024. Strange discovery[]
Hey, look! It's the Hand-powered Recovery Center! It must have fallen out of the FreeSmart van!
But, it's, like, broken into two pieces. There's no way it can still work.
Maybe it can! I am an HPRC User Manual, so I can look it up. Let's see... According to me, the HPRC is very durable!
Well, apparently not.
025. Would you die for me?[]
Press 'DOWN' to use the HPRC.
031. Encounter[]
Oh no! An armless mutant Blocky! I've never seen anything as horrific as this!
Don't be afraid! I'm Lego Brick!
I've never heard you before. Are you safe to look at?
Of course! Listen, I don't want to cause any harm. Let's just be friends, okay?
Okay. But first, I have questions for you. Like, where are we?
We are inside Evil Leafy. I, along with thousands of other recommended characters, live here. I don't know about you though.
Well, I'm not sure about it either... but I think we may have gotten eaten by Evil Leafy.
GOTTEN EATEN? Butbut...
What? What's wrong? I'm still fine. My friend, Match, is still fine. We're all good, right?
That's what I don't understand!
I don't understand anything either! Whatever. You're not helping. Bye.
033. The drop[]
That was really mean, what you just did.
What? What are you talking about?
Well, first you killed me, and then you trapped me in an inescapable box! And I'm sure Match can tell you how awful that is!
Oh right. But I was desperate! You know what they say right? "Desperate times call for desperate measures!"
I don't care about any of that! You will be punished for murdering me!
Uhoh...
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
EEEEEEEE!
Well, this sucks.
I'm scared!
Now you know not to mess with me!
042. Eye skewb[]
Ice Cube! I found you! Are you okay?
Yes.
So what happened to you? Why are you trapped in Lego Brick's dungeon?
I don't remember.
What do you know?
If I could get that box over here, I could jump out of this dungeon! But I have no arms to grab it.
Well, you're in luck! I have arms!
Yay!
046. Stranger strangers[]
Oh no. More people. Stay away!
They look nice to me.
Yeah, well, so did Lego Brick. omg.
Hey, who are you three?
First, let me ask. Who are you? Some Lego Brick sent us into a dungeon. I don't want you to do the same.
Oh, Lego did that again. Don't mind him. He's a great guy, but-
A great guy??? He threw us into a dungeon!
BUT, he has huge fear of dying. If you don't upset him, he'll be nice to you.
What about you two? Who are you?
I'm Waffle, and this is Tune. Tune doesn't talk much because-
Blah, blah, blah! Like OMG, I don't care. Just tell us how to get out of here!
Match, be nice!
The only way to get out of Evil Leafy is through her mouth. To get there, just keep going eastward.
kthxbai.
047. Heading out[]
Bye guys!!!
Huh? Oh, bye.
You're always welcome back here if you want!
Hey, Icy. Does the sky seem redder to you?
No.
Whatever.
050. I didn't want to see you.[]
OMG, Waffle. What are YOU doing here?
I just went on a little walk. You know, to get some fresh air.
Ugh, fine.
053. I'm sorry[]
The text on this level isn't shown on a dialogue box, but in fact spoken by Cary himself, written on the background.
Hi people. I've been really busy lately, so I've only been able to create three levels. :(
More levels coming soon. I'll upload them as soon as I create them, so some could be out tomorrow, or in a week. I'm really sorry!!! I hope we can all understand.
