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The episode starts with Lightbulb with a letter that says "You're I.I.nvited" until she trips over Rocky.
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Wuh-woah!
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Lightbulb slams herself to the ground.
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Sorry about that, Uh...
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Lightbulb grabs Rocky's letter.
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Rocky? I'm just running late to this party but it seems you're on your way to a celebration of your own.
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Lightbulb hands Rocky back the letter, but Rocky passes it back to Lightbulb.
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Oh you want me to come to yours?
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Rocky nods his head.
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Well you should come to mine! Uh looks like we're at a crossroads. But how do we choose?
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Rocky pulls out a two-sided coin with the colors on the sides being orange and grey.
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You're right! Let's ask our mutual friend, fate.
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Heads we go to your shindig, tails we go to mine.
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Lightbulb proceeds to throw the coin in the air.
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Woooaaah!
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The coin lands on heads.
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Well look like your party's a go.
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The scene wipes to Lightbulb and Rocky walking on the location of BFB.
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I'm a little worried though, I won't really know anyone there but you. Do you think I'll be able to hold a conversation?
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(nods)
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Eeehh... I hope you're right.
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Hello, Rocky!
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AH, Rocky! Always such an affable presence.
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Yes, you make having fun look so effortless!
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I'm Lightbulb! I'm here as well.
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You sure are!
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Hello.
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*stutters* Who is this?
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Oh. My. Dictionary! I have never witnessed such a reflective spherical character before!
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Hey!
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Yep, I am indeed a witness! So, um, I, I really like the grass you guys got going on here.
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Oh, yeah, well, we have, we have a lot of that.
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You know, uh, there's actually grass where I come from too... but it's not any greener than the grass that you have on your side. So I, I guess it's not true what they say... heheh.
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What?
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*Thinking* Oh geez, girl, you're blowing this! You have to capture their interests, and fast!
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Well it was nice meeting you Lightb-
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Uh, I own an island.
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You own an island?
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*Thinking* Oh no, no they aren't impressed enough. Spice it up, Lightbulb!
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Yeah, and let me be clear. We're not talking about some run-of-the-mill island. No that'd be useless. This island, I mean, I don't want to oversell it, but it's basically the kind of island that one could only dream of having.
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Uh, you're not saying that you own 'Dream Island', are you?
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I mean, that name seems a little on the nose, but in a manner of speaking, sure!
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Would you excuse us for just a moment?
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What? That's crazy! She didn't even compete alongside us!
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Do you think Leafy sold it to her?
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Oh no, old wounds, they're, like, reopening!
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What should we do?
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Let's all force her to resend her right to the property!
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Yeah!
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Um, Rocky? I couldn't help but notice you didn't participate in the group "Yeah!" What gives?
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Rocky runs to Lightbulb.
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Pssh, Rockster, is it just me, or is everyone at this party looking and pointing at me? Am I already this popular?
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(shakes head)
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Oh, so they're not focused on me because I'm popular?
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(shakes head)
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Wait, so was it a "No, they're not", or a "No, they're not not?"
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(shakes head)
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(Sigh) Shake no more, Rocky. Shake no more.
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Uh, new friends? I, sort of have a confession to make. I seem to have told a little white lie that resonated with you all in a way that I could have never expected.
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So, you don't own dream island?
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Nah, no, I just wanted you all to like me.
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I'm sorry, Lightbulb, but we don't. Now, please leave our meet up.
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Ouch. I guess you know you're not really wanted at a party when even the boombox asks you to leave.
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Lightbulb starts walking.
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Alright, I'll see myself out.
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Stop. We don't actually want you to go.
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So why'd you ask me to leave?
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That was a lie. Now do you see how hurtful lying can be?
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(Sigh) Thank you. I apologize.
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All is forgiven. Now let's party.
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Lightbulb, Rocky and Firey jump. Scene cuts to real life.
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The coin lands on tails.
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OMGA, I won! My party it is! I can't wait for you to meet everyone, even if this is non-canonical.
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Fan
Did someone say "non-canonical"? Sorry, I was busy fixing the shimmers in my space mobile.
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No worries! Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my new friend...
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Rocky! Yeah, hey, Rocky.
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How did you- How did you know that name?
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Oh, 'cause he and I go way back! We've competed together, you know. In fact, we're actually competing with each other right now!
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Even now? Come on, fellas! Take a break and enjoy the party!
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Fan
He's just joshing us, Lightbulb. Rocky here has never competed on any iteration of Inanimate Insanity.
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You're right! But that's not where we compete.
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OJ
Oh, you guys do chess tournaments?
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No.
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Goo
Ooh! I know! Puzzle cube competitions!
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No. Even I'm not that cool. We're just in a long-form elimination-based competition. Participating in challenges, alongside other objects who die in reversible ways! Kinda weird, but, uh, try to wrap your head around it.
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Fan
Nonsense. That's the exact kind of show I'm interested in, if there was more than one of them. I'd know.
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Well, there are. And I assure you my personality is consistent across all of them. Just ask Rocky! He'll vouch for me.
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Only one way to find out. Rocky.
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Rocky blinks, Lightbulb shows Rocky the silver side of the coin she flipped earlier in the video.
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Do you know this coin?
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Rocky runs to Nickel.
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Goo
Well, there you have it!
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Fan
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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OJ
Inarguable evidence!
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And it's a good thing too! You all know I have no tolerance for liars.
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Lightbulb, Fan, Goo, and OJ walk away.
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Heh. Thanks for backing me up, old friend.
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Rocky barfs on Nickel. The screen fades to white.
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Adam, Michael, and Cary
And the party is here!
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But what's the party?
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We are having another BFDI and II meet up, this year, 2022!
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You can meet us in person, we can draw funny characters like Firey together, or upside down Firey, if that's what you're into.
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We'll also be selling Rocky and Lightbulb, for the first time!
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And these guys are new, so this is like a debut. Firey is like the old guard right now, he's like (In Firey's voice) oh I'm so ancient you guys are- you guys are the new fangled crowd.
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That's right.
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It's gonna be at MG Studio in Downtown Los Angeles at 1319 West 11th Street from 12 to 5 pm. (In Four's voice) That's right. It's a 10-minute walk from the LA convention center. (Normal voice) And from crypto.com arena.
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But, what will we be doing?
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We'll be doing signatures, Q & A's, we'll be drawing your OCs if you want that to happen.
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(In Rocky's voice) Doing voices!
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Yeah we could do voice requests too, (In Rocky's voice) like Rocky's he- (In normal voice) I mean, I can't voice Rocky.
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I can't either.
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Actually, no one can- the only thing that you can voice is Firey.
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(In Firey's voice) Yes, I can. I can be here 10 minutes away from the crypto.com arena.
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Yeah.
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And don't forget to get your free ticket at the eventbrite, link in the description, to claim your spot at the meet up. It'll be a really really big help in us getting to know how many people are actually attending the event, so we can best accommodate you all. So definitely sign up, again, link in the description.
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The meet up is also going to be the one place you can get some exclusive merch of the BFDI II 22 experience. Stuff like this, and other stuff that only the mind can imagine. It'll be an otherworldly experience you just gotta be there to believe it!
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Thank you so much to you all for supporting these shows for so many years. It really means so much to us and we're so excited to see you there. You all are really the reason we're able to continue doing these shows, and we're so appreciative. So, we'll see you at the BFDI & II Meet Up 2022! See you there!.
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Bye, see you there!
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(In Four's voice) Bye! Four says bye!
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