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The video starts with Firey holding a container with goggles in them, approaching a dug hole.
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It feels so good to be back. You look nervous.
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Screen moves over to Coiny, sitting on the seat attached to the slingshot, which is used as the launching pad. In the distance is a very tall tree.
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Do I? 'Cause I'm not. I mean it's not like we're not going to do this.
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You're the one who wanted to do it.
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I'm the one who wanted to do it. 'Cause we gotta know when it's coming out, and that's important.
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It's not that important.
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It's a slug.
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Firey throws the container away.
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It's THE slug.
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(Walks forward and looks at the hole).
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I'm sure it's gonna come out soon, it's in the book.
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Yeah, it's in the book. And the book is where?
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(Walks over to Coiny).
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Here, if it's such a big deal, I'll just climb and get it.
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(Gets off the seat and points at Firey).
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No, I'm slingshotting.
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Well, if you're happy, then I'm happy as well.
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(Gets on the seat again).
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Oh, don't say that, it makes it sound like you don't really mean it.
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(Looks over the seat).
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I mean like, you're not actually happy. Did you get the goggles?
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Firey takes out the goggles behind him, and hands them over to Coiny.
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They're right here. Also, what are we aiming for?
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Coiny sits down and points at the tree.
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Top of the tree, easy shot. Are we ready?
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We're ready.
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The camera cuts to Needle, standing next to the hole.
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Ready for what?
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I'm going to die.
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Needle! He's not going to die.
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Needle walks over to both Firey and Coiny.
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Ooh! Can I watch? Also, call me Needy!
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Needy, I like that. Also, he might die.
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Firey removes one of the handles, launching Coiny off, but unfortunately he misses the tree.
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That didn't really work.
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Coiny takes a book out.
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(singing) But guess who got the book!
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Firey takes and opens the book from Coiny's hands, causing Coiny to smack into the ground.
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(There is a zoom-in on the book, "Firſt of September" is highlighted in yellow, with the red text "September 1, 2016 8 AM PDT" appearing and shaking on the screen.)
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Oh my spark, September 1st, this is a joke, right?
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Coiny sits up and raises his hand, preparing for a high-five.
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It's not a joke. Let's get a high five, we got that book-
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Coiny raises his hand up higher.
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-too slow.
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Firey accidentally slaps Coiny to the ground. Firey walks over to check on Coiny.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Oh, but September 1st... How far even is that? One... two... one... That's like-
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The screen moves up, showing the text "Battle for Dream Island IS BACK!"
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There's so much barbed wire the things I do. But it feels good to be back.
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Uhhh... no?
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Ice Cube is presumed to be kicked by an angered Flower towards Coiny, launching him off-screen.
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(The announcement ended, screenshots of Jacknjellify's tweets saying that on Wikia, they're having a "Battle of Fictional Foods" contest, and for Round 1, Yoylecake competes with the chocolate cake from the Portal series. A tweet from Legotd61, a fan of the show says that the Yoylecake beat the Portal cake, and there's a screenshot showing that the Yoylecake went into round 2. A box saying "Vote Yoylecake! Link in the description" pops up, then changes to "Let's do this").
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The video ends.
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