BFDI Is Back/Transcript

The video starts with Firey holding a container with goggles in them, approaching a dug hole.

It feels so good to be back. You look nervous.

Screen moves over to Coiny, sitting on the seat attached to the slingshot, which is used as the launching pad. In the distance is a very tall tree.

Do I? 'Cause I'm not. I mean it's not like we're not going to do this.

You're the one who wanted to do it.

I'm the one who wanted to do it. 'Cause we gotta know when it's coming out, and that's important.

It's not that important.

It's a slug.

Firey throws the container away.

It's THE slug.

(Walks forward and looks at the hole).

I'm sure it's gonna come out soon, it's in the book.

Yeah, it's in the book. And the book is where?

(Walks over to Coiny).

Here, if it's such a big deal, I'll just climb and get it.

(Gets off the seat and points at Firey).

No, I'm slingshotting.

Well, if you're happy, then I'm happy as well.

(Gets on the seat again).

Oh, don't say that, it makes it sound like you don't really mean it.

(Looks over the seat).

I mean like, you're not actually happy. Did you get the goggles?

Firey takes out the goggles behind him, and hands them over to Coiny.

They're right here. Also, what are we aiming for?

Coiny sits down and points at the tree.

Top of the tree, easy shot. Are we ready?

We're ready.

The camera cuts to Needle, standing next to the hole.

Ready for what?

I'm going to die.

Needle! He's not going to die.

Needle runs over to both Firey and Coiny.

Ooh! Can I watch? Also, call me Needy!

Needy, I like that. Also, he might die.

Firey removes one of the handles, launching Coiny off, but unfortunately he misses the tree.

That didn't really work.

Coiny takes a book out.

(singing) But guess who got the book!

Firey takes and opens the book from Coiny's hands, causing Coiny to smack into the ground.

(There is a zoom-in on the book, "Firſt of September" is highlighted in yellow, with the red text "September 1, 2016 8 AM PDT" appearing and shaking on the screen.)

Oh my spark, September first, this is a joke, right?

Coiny sits up and raises his hand, preparing for a high-five.

It's not a joke. Let's get a high five, we got that book-

Coiny raises his hand up higher.

-too slow.

Firey accidentally slaps Coiny to the ground. Firey walks over to check on Coiny.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Oh, but September first... How far even is that? One... two... one... That's like-

The screen moves up, showing the text "Battle for Dream Island IS BACK!"

There's so much barbed wire the things I do. But it feels good to be back.

Flower and Ice Cube are talking to each other off-screen.

Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

Uhhh... no?

Ice Cube is presumed to be kicked by an angered Flower towards Coiny, launching him off-screen.

(The announcement ended, screenshots of Jacknjellify's tweets saying that on Wikia, they're having a "Battle of Fictional Foods" contest, and for Round 1, Yoylecake competes with the chocolate cake from the Portal series. A tweet from Legotd61, a fan of the show says that the Yoylecake beat the Portal cake, and there's a screenshot showing that the Yoylecake went into round 2. A box saying "Vote Yoylecake! Link in the description" pops up, then changes to "Let's do this").

The video ends.