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The video starts with Firey holding a container with goggles in them, approaching a dug hole.

Firey

It feels so good to be back. You look nervous.
Screen moves over to Coiny, sitting on the seat attached to the slingshot, which is used as the launching pad. In the distance is a very tall tree.

Coiny

Do I? 'Cause I'm not. I mean it's not like we're not going to do this.

Firey

You're the one who wanted to do it.

Coiny

I'm the one who wanted to do it. 'Cause we gotta know when it's coming out, and that's important.

Firey

It's not that important.

Coiny

It's a slug.
Firey throws the container away.

Firey

It's THE slug.

Firey

(Walks forward and looks at the hole).

Firey

I'm sure it's gonna come out soon, it's in the book.

Coiny

Yeah, it's in the book. And the book is where?

Firey

(Walks over to Coiny).

Firey

Here, if it's such a big deal, I'll just climb and get it.

Coiny

(Gets off the seat and points at Firey).

Coiny

No, I'm slingshotting.

Firey

Well, if you're happy, then I'm happy as well.

Coiny

(Gets on the seat again).

Coiny

Oh, don't say that, it makes it sound like you don't really mean it.

Coiny

(Looks over the seat).

Coiny

I mean like, you're not actually happy. Did you get the goggles?
Firey takes out the goggles behind him, and hands them over to Coiny.

Firey

They're right here. Also, what are we aiming for?
Coiny sits down and points at the tree.

Coiny

Top of the tree, easy shot. Are we ready?

Firey

We're ready.
The camera cuts to Needle, standing next to the hole.

Needle

Ready for what?

Coiny

I'm going to die.

Firey

Needle! He's not going to die.
Needle runs over to both Firey and Coiny.

Needle

Ooh! Can I watch? Also, call me Needy!

Firey

Needy, I like that. Also, he might die.
Firey removes one of the handles, launching Coiny off, but unfortunately he misses the tree.

Coiny

That didn't really work.
Coiny takes a book out.

Coiny

(singing) But guess who got the book!
Firey takes and opens the book from Coiny's hands, causing Coiny to smack into the ground.
(There is a zoom-in on the book, "Firſt of September" is highlighted in yellow, with the red text "September 1, 2016 8 AM PDT" appearing and shaking on the screen.)

Firey

Oh my spark, September first, this is a joke, right?
Coiny sits up and raises his hand, preparing for a high-five.

Coiny

It's not a joke. Let's get a high five, we got that book-
Coiny raises his hand up higher.

Coiny

-too slow.
Firey accidentally slaps Coiny to the ground. Firey walks over to check on Coiny.

Firey

Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Coiny

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Firey

Oh, but September first... How far even is that? One... two... one... That's like-
The screen moves up, showing the text "Battle for Dream Island IS BACK!"

Coiny

There's so much barbed wire the things I do. But it feels good to be back.
Flower and Ice Cube are talking to each other off-screen.

Flower

Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

Ice Cube

Uhhh... no?
Ice Cube is presumed to be kicked by an angered Flower towards Coiny, launching him off-screen.
(The announcement ended, screenshots of Jacknjellify's tweets saying that on Wikia, they're having a "Battle of Fictional Foods" contest, and for Round 1, Yoylecake competes with the chocolate cake from the Portal series. A tweet from Legotd61, a fan of the show says that the Yoylecake beat the Portal cake, and there's a screenshot showing that the Yoylecake went into round 2. A box saying "Vote Yoylecake! Link in the description" pops up, then changes to "Let's do this").
The video ends.
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