Balancing P.A.C.T./Transcript

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Beginning[]

Robot Flower is seen trying to push the Recovery center into an Incinerator.

What's going on?

Flower- uh, Robot Flower- is uhh, trying to bring our lives as we know it to an end. But hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about that night near the Hotel-

Let me interrupt you! This is about my new legs isn't it? MMM- Well, Ice Cube gave me them fair and square!

A legless Ice Cube slides by with Donut riding on top of her.

Not fair!

And not exactly square, that ride was rough! Not a big fan of this new gumballed Ice Cube.

Something tells me you want to taste a majestic, spectacular, monumentally stunning, awe-inspiring, admirably outstanding, first class, resplendent, strikingly awesome, first-rate, nifty gumball, Donut!

Uh, I- I would, uh, but I can't chomp down with my donut hole. Uh, woe is me!

ALL HANDS ON DECK! DONUT MUST SWALLOW THE GUMBALL!

Everyone

(chanting) Swallow the gumball! Swallow the gumball! Swallow the gumball! Swallow the gumball! Swallow the gumball! Swallow the gumball!

Everyone force feeds the gumball to Donut, making his arms disappear.

B- g- I- I- uh- My arms! Where are they?!

Donut's arms reappear on Yellow Face's body.

Hmmm! I have no idea! Ohohoho! Are the arms perhaps this way, maybe? Or maybe over that curly-whirly-durly way?

I WARNED YOU!

If you want these arms back, just grab them and you can have it back and... oops... You can't, can you? GUESS I'LL KEEP THEM!

NOOOO! I WANT MY AAAAARRRRRMMMMMSSSSS!!!

TPOT intro plays.

Cake at Stake[]

Welcome to Cake at Stake, teams! Just Not is up first for Just Not fixing my rollercoaster. We've got a large crowd watching us today.

Action! It's time to get us off of here.

Can't... cut... through! Just help us out, please!

Guys, we're here for Cake at Stake. Please don't interrupt.

But... but-

"Hey Two!" plays.

Cut! Just unglue us already!

More like un-TWO us! Ha ha ha! But hey, I'll grab some glue, because that's today's cake! Pillow, Price Tag, and Nickel, you're safe with 9,483, 9,292, and 5,997 votes. Here's some glue!

Two throws the glue, but Yellow Face catches it.

Aw! Loving these arms! Aren't you jealous, Nickel? More glue for me!

I hope your life comes to a grisly end soon!

Book! Let's look up the definition of glue and slap it on because you got 5,172 votes. Bottom two! Or should I say, bottom "glue"! Let's get to the votes! Without further a-glue...

Crickets chirp, followed by Cake and Bomby booing.

Sorry. Uh.. Bomby is safe with 4,941 votes. Cake is out, with 3,193 votes.

Yellow Face catches the glue meant for Bomby.

Got the glue! High-five, Cakey!

Oh my cake factory. I thought I was gonna make it a lot further! I really wanted that limitless power. But Just Not, I have to say it was great being on a team NOT JUST in Loser's shadow. It was fun to just play for us! I wish you all luck-!

Two accidentally smashes Cake to death trying to eliminate him.

Whoops! I uh, forgot to turn my teleporting power on. I'll recover him and send him to the right place later. Sorry for making that weird.

Uh, are you guys worried about this "stealing limb" thing that Yellow Face is up to?

I want revenge!

Mm-hmm!

Cake-y at-y Stake-y for-y The-y S-y! Winner and Yellow Face, you're safe with 8,464 and 7,444 votes.

Yellow Face catches both glue globs.

Mine, all mine! Sorry Winner, maybe if you had hands, like these, you could grab glue quicker!

Winner releases their retractable arm, threatening to punch Yellow Face.

Oh yeah?

Hmm- a hand like that could come in handy! Uh gumball?

Uh oh.

Bottle! You're safe with 5,463 votes!

Yippee! If you guys need me, I'll be in my pit! La la la!

Bottle walks off the hotel roof and shatters on impact.

Ice Cube! Rocky! A season one veteran is out of here!

Ice Cube slides over to Two.

Uh, I know you're excited for the results, mate, but can you just give me some personal space, Icy?

I can't control it! Without my legs, I've been slipping and sliding ALL DAY!

Slip that way, because you got 5,440 votes!

Ice Cube slides into Rocky.

Oof!

Sorry Rocky, you're out at 5,175 votes.

Rocky angrily flutters into the air and vomits, Two then quickly eliminates him.

I figured I better stop that before it gets out of control again.

I feel bad for Rocky. Third time he's been eliminated. At least it's been such a long time since Rocky got eliminated in BFDIA.

That's true! Actually, it's been so long since he last got out that I kinda think it's awesome he's out! Let's all high-five about it!

Just Not cheers as Bomby and Book high-five.

Rocky's vomit lands in the Volcano, which causes it to slightly crack.

Revive Tree already!

I know! Just give me a break, Black Hole! I want our friend back too!

Yep. Totally believe that!

Fanny tries to recover Tree, but the recovery center doesn't dispense anything.

Wh- what just happened? Where's Tree?

I think it just needs my special touch!

Marker tries recovering Tree multiple times, to the same results.

You've killed Tree FOREVER?! What are we gonna do, huh?

Challenge time, folks!

Two, we revived Tree, but we don't know where he is!

Oh, I'm sure he's around here. Oh, Tree? Yoohoo~!

Two looks around, but Tree is nowhere to be found.

Grr! Well, he didn't reply. That was rude! I'm mad at him now!

Challenge[]

Today's challenge is an oldie but a goodie! Balance beam time, folks! Using Team8s' refurbished balance beam, which I've extended to fit all you guys, you'll all have to compete to knock each other's team off the beam. First two teams to have the entirety of their players either die or fall into the water below loses the challenge.

What about us flying contestants?

Excellent question, Puffy! Thank you so much. You're disqualified. So is Tree, but for being purposefully absent.

Guh! Uh, what?

Guh! What?

Two teleports the qualifying contestants onto the balance beam.

Teardrop jumps inside Barf Bag.

Ooh! I feel wonderful! ...And strong? All this power!

Uh, power for what? Hurting your own teammate, maybe?

Donut, WE ARE SORRY FOR HURTING YOU LAST TIME! WE PROMISE WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN!

Pin accidentally causes Donut to roll down the balance beam.

Hey! Roller incoming! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Are You Okay and The Strongest Team on Earth jump over Donut as he rolls by.

With all these hoppers, Donut's gonna roll right off the other side! We gotta stop him!

Barfy! Use that newfound strength to propel a volunteer to the other side! *Imitating Pin's voice* Time for the heroic me of the team to be thrown across this balance beam!

Did I say that? I thought no, but I am pretty heroic. It checks out!

Barf Bag throws Pin too hard.

Whoops! But wow, I feel so good!

Pin flies through the air as Firey and Leafy can be seen on the ground below.

*gasp* HI, PIN!

Pin flies across the entire planet and finally lands on the other end of the balance beam and catches Donut.

Caught one! Next time, I'd like one with sprinkles, though.

Pin! You nearly knocked me off immediately!

Oh, pssh. Puh-lease Donut, we still saved you. There's no need to act so desperate and needy... WAIT NO!

Needle extends her arm to slap Pin.

Needle, no! Pin is so far away, don't-

Needle slaps Gaty, causing her to fly off the balance beam.

Don't call me Needy!

Gaty falls into the water.

AUGH!

Since Puffball is disqualified, it's lucky we have a numbers advantage over most teams.

So let's not squander that lead! Two of us should leave and focus on sabotaging the other teams!

Yow! Great idea! Okay, you guys stay here and compete on the balance beam, and then me and Golf Ball will-

Golf Ball leaves on Puffball.

...Oh.

Hey bro! You can hang with us, TB!

Tennis Ball smiles with a musical jingle.

Let's do it! We can ride TV around like last time and knock our opponents off!

TV displays himself saying "YAY" in "Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know".

We could even make some minor modifications to TV's casing, making him more durable and less prone to slipping.

Out of my way! I need my...uh...space!

Robot Flower pushes TV off.

*Plays clip from "Rescission"* Wah, wah, wah!

Eraser, Pen, and Tennis Ball scream.

Stop, stop, STOP! Everyone! Help me help her!

I know she's not... herself right now, but she seems to be doing fine. Might even be more helpful this way!

BELL! IT'S NOT ROBOT FLOWER!

Well, for now, this IS Robot Flower!

How can you possibly sit there and be OKAY WITH THIS?!

You tell me! It's YOUR fault she's like this in the first place!

Wha- then- then it's MY job to fix it! Robot Flower, you will stop this right now!

Robot Flower flattens Basketball, who deflates and falls off the balance beam.

Oops! Did I do that? Hahahaha!

We cannot mustn't daren't lose again! So, what's our strat?

Well, I am a balancing guidebook, but, alas, the glue squashed me shut! We can't research!

Luckily, I have my own! In my studies, I found that the best way to balance on something is to hang below it. So if we all held from the bottom, we'll be safe!

Cha-ching! Great idea. Let's do it!

Everyone on Just Not, except for Pillow begins to hang on the bottom of the balance beam.

Hey! Pillow, why aren't you doing it too, huh?

In my studies, half my studies have been proven ineffective. I just can't take those odds. Besides, there's something else I wanna try.

Pillow jumps over to Robot Flower.

Excuse me Robot Flower, now, do your violent tendencies come from something deep within, or is it just for fun-

Robot Flower squashes Pillow.

Wooow! Sooo awesooome!

Pillow falls into the water.

Pillow, you've doomed us all! Four of us left! Hang on tight!

Where's Teardrop? She was definitely over here with you Team8ers. Where have you hidden her?

I don't care for your accusations. Team8s, attack!

Coiny, Needle and Barf Bag start hitting Eraser.

Sorry for this, Pen!

Tennis Ball uses Pen to knock Coiny off. Needle starts to panic.

Ouchie!

That was so sick, TB!

Golf Ball taught me it's always handy to treat your friend like a tool!

But where's Teardrop? She was definitely over here earlier!

Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!

Waaah! I promise, I do not know where she is!

Hmm, I think she's telling the truth! Analyzing the last few rounds, Teardrop is immensely powerful. With only three of our members in play, it might be dangerous to target her!

I know tennis balls have brains and erasers don't, but I think he's right here. Three against one. If we can take her down, we only need to get one more team out!

In theory it sounds good, but it'd only be possible if there was some way to weaken TD. And I don't foresee us knocking her off without her being hindered in some way.

How is this possible? Where could she possibly be hiding?

Cut into the inside of Barf Bag, showing Teardrop merged with the vomit.

Already down to two participants because I'm disqualified, and Tree is who knows where? Wouldn't have happened if-

The more you blame me, the happier I am I did it! At least I'm glad I tried something ELSE! Wouldn't be in this mess if we didn't lose so often in the first place EITHE-

Guys, you're both right! We can prevent death AND win challenges! Just stop fighting!

I don't wanna get in the middle, but Pin and I are stuck away from our team. Wanna form a pact to not knock each other off? Hello? Uh, Fanny?

Sorry, I uh, think I know what happened to Tree.

Pan over to Tree, now giant and limbless, in the water.

What on canal happened here?!

I think... someone gave life back to my body. So when I was recovered, I came back like this.

Wh- w-uh- This is ridiculous!

Makes losing my arms look pretty good.

You're so big and strong!

Let's go for the teams with only a few members! Death P.A.C.T. Again, here we come!

Oh ho ho ho! Easier for us to deal with. Let's get 'em, Bottle!

Bottle isn't moving.

Uh, Bottle?

Hello!

Hi, I see you bobbing, but there's no movement!

Wha- I-

The camera pans down to reveal Bottle's feet are glued to the beam.

Aah! Glue! Glue, glue, under my shoe!

Have you ever wanted to be glued down? Then DON'T buy Yellow Face, Incorporated glue! We tested our glue with people on skyscrapers! Stuck to the inside of volcanoes! We even stuck them to clouds! But every participant fell immediately and.. and died. We even held a funeral for the customers, and sent their coffins sailing into the sky with balloons, but the balloons unstuck because again, we used our glue.

Why are you telling us this?

Because unlike my glue, this glue from Robot Flower's "Stuff for Your Self" online store is near indestructible! You saw the hotel guests, so I figured I'd win one for our team! Winner, let me glue you too.

No!

But why me? Why not glue down Ice Cube, who could really need it with all the slippy-slideyness?

OH! That's easy. 'Cause I wanted to do this!

Yellow Face throws Ice Cube at Bell, which causes both of them to fall in the water.

YAAAY!!!

Golf Ball flies over to Tree on Puffball.

Guh! What is this hideous beast? I'm shaking just looking at it!

It looks like Tree.

Which is already one hideous beast. At this size, this is new levels of horrifying!

Hey!

Does this hurt? *Repeatedly slaps Tree* And this? And this? And this?

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Yes! Yes, the answer is yes.

Hey, it may not be death, but I'd rather you not beat up my friend, either.

Ooh, we should start killing Tree! Death P.A.C.T. Again would have to give up what they're doing and put a stop to it!

Ugh... Um, actually... our team has decided we don't... like, even care! Heh heh heh!

Believe that, Golf Ball?

The chances of that being true are at 0.0001. Puffy, smash!

Puffball crashes into Tree.

Don't you guys care about our planet at all?

No!

Help, please! They're killing Tree! Guys, I know we disagree, but we have to help.

Marker jumps off into the water.

The pact till the end!

Hahahaha! They fell for it! They fell for it! PB, it's probably best we leave Tree like this. Haha. Good luck.

I hate Tree death prevention! I'm the only competitor left!

Pin and Donut promised to keep you safe. Don't worry about it. Me and Marker will look after Tree.

So, uh... there's so many teams. Which one should.. we... maybe go for... and... um...

Donut and Pin fiendishly grin.

I hate when people betray a pact! Well, within reason. I'm complicated!

Okay Grassy, show me what you've been working on!

Grassy! Lovely to see you!

Grassy kicks Bottle, shattering her.

Like that, SB?

Learning quick, but I think you can do even better than that! Time to plow through these wimps!

Snowball pushes Barf Bag into the water. The splash knocks Teardrop out of her and back onto the balance beam.

Woah! Is that you, Teardrop? You OK?

*weakly gives a thumbs up*

Hey Two! What happens if we knock off Vomitdrop?

Well, she'd lose the challenge. And as the only member of her team, she'd be instantly ELIMINATED!

Everyone gasps.

We should get her then! Easy pickin's!

Grassy, get rid of her!

Gotcha!

Grassy kicks Robot Flower off. She short circuits in the water.

Look, I wanna get out the weaklings, but she's sick. That's different, right? Look, you helped me out, so I'm gonna let you decide, Grassy.

It'd be unfair. Let's help her!

I'm just gonna go and-

Pin blocks Fanny from leaving.

I hate your team! Hasn't Death P.A.C.T. Again been through enough today?!

It's not easy for anyone lately. I lost my arms today, so stop complaining. Pin, silence her!

Time for your mouth to go bye bye!

Pin detaches Fanny's mouth from her face, which lands on Winner.

Ew! Yuck! Is this a mouth? *slips off the balance beam* Noooo!

I hate my mouth being left over here!

Hey, you guys made a pact! You should swear by it!

Technically we offered, but neither Fanny nor you agreed! A win is a win. Sorry!

Pin pushes Fanny off the beam.

And Death P.A.C.T. Again have lost once again!

WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!

Ugh. Ridiculous.

Oh! Winner! Gotta talk to you. So in the kitchen, Clock-

You didn't ask me.

Wh- oh. What?

I don't want to have to deal with him anymore. He treated me differently just because I used to be famous, and so are you, by the way. No one else has gotten special treatment from you. I just wanna be treated like everyone else!

Oh. I didn't think-

I know.

No! I- Winner!

I'm off to recover everyone. DON'T follow me, please.

...Okay.

Oh! Just Not, what are you doing down here?

*blows raspberry* Shoo, shoo! You weren't invited!

Needle kicks Nickel.

Ow! Ouchie on my mouthie!

Don't hit my buddy!

I'll hit you both!

Needle kicks Bomby off.

Aaagh! Come on!

Book latches onto Needle's feet.

Stay back! You're about to experience a world of-

Needle repeatedly slams Book on the underside of the balance beam. Book crashes into Pin, knocking them both off.

You goof!

I, uh, sorry about that.

Our teams! We're doomed!

You guys made me get one of my own team members out! Get over here noooow!

Beep beep beep! Go! Run! Gotta get outta here!

And then Winner spoke about the special treatment, and I didn't see it that way. I just saw how devastated Clock was, and I wanted to help.

I know. People sometimes just need that space though, Two. Way back, I asked Book to leave me alone, and she has. And I really respect that. And it has gotten easier to, you know, see her around in challenges and stuff because she's been respectful of what I asked of her. Seems like distance really helped you with Four as well.

Hmm.

Look, give them both time. I'm sure they'll sort this out, but just don't try to rush it, and don't try to rush them. Either of them.

Winner got around to reviving us, and we revived Robot Flower hoping she'd be back to normal.

And?

Robot Flower sets Basketball on fire.

AAAAAAAAAH!!

Oookay! And I'm leaving.

Hey, pick on someone your own size! We don't have arms! This is unfair!

An unfair fight, huh Needle? Then perhaps it's best I use my new limbs to defeat you!

Needle and Yellow Face slap each other, then Yellow Face bites Needle's arm, causing her to fall.

Owie! Phooey!

Thanks, Yellow Face! You saved us!

No need to call me heroic, strong, and brilliant. I just did what I thought was right!

Err, never even thought of saying that.

Grr!

Yellow Face throws Nickel into the water.

AAAAAHHHHH- See you next time! AAAAAHHHHH!

Uh-! You're uh... heroic, strong, and brilliant. Heroic, strong, and brilliant?

Good, Taggy.

So you guys were hiding TD all along!

End of the line, TD! It's time to go-

Nope! Grassy declared that we're not doing this, so you aren't getting near her!

Snowball, she has all these outrageous abilities! This might be our only chance to defeat her!

One of us might go next if we don't take her down! This is our chance!

Well, you have to go through me and Grassy!

Hahahaha! (sarcastically) Oh no, not Grassy! I'm so scared!

I'm Grassy!

Grassy beats up Eraser. Pen and Tennis Ball fight Snowball.

Pen, I have an idea, but it's a risky one!

You're smart, TB. I trust you!

If we just fall off, and pull him with us, his Yoyle weight will throw him down off the beam!

Good thinking! Let's go! Go!

Tennis Ball and Pen pull Snowball off as they fall themselves.

Nooo!

Tennis Ball, Pen and Snowball fall into the water.

Grassy, you're our last member! Just get out of there!

You got it, Snowball!

Eraser! This is your chance to get TD!

Good luck! You got this!

Teardrop! Our inter-team rivalry has been a lot of fun, but all good things must-

Teardrop slowly gets up.

Uh, jeez. You really don't look good. You're- ugh. I'm not gonna get you, TD. Let's help you up.

Teardrop smiles warmly at Eraser, but then smiles evilly.

NO!

Teardrop pushes Eraser off.

NOOOOO!!!

Are You Okay lose!

No! What?! But I don't want to lose!

Me neither!

Golf Ball and Puffball cry.

Meaning viewers, Death P.A.C.T. Again and Are You Okay are both-

WAAAIT! Two, you said all of the team had to either die or fall in the water!

Yeah.

Technically, Fanny didn't die. She just got split in two, and she still remains on the beam! See? She's moving around independently as a mouth!

I hate moving around independently as a mouth!

Seems like a technicality.

Not fair! Not fair!

Grr! Seriously?

Okay! Fine! Death P.A.C.T. Again are still in due to Fanny's mouth. Continue!

Grrr! I want revenge for us losing this contest! Get back here, TD! Grrrr!

Puffball crashes into Grassy.

Oops!

Ow! Ooh! Ow! Owie! Ow! *slams into Yellow Face* Oof!

Have you ever saved Grassy from falling off? Then why not screw over Death P.A.C.T.?

Yellow Face throws Fanny's mouth.

Careful!

Fanny's mouth hits Donut, knocking him off balance.

Woah! I can't regain my balance without my precious arms!

See you in the bargain bin, Donut! *kicks him off the beam*

Help! NO! We should have won!

Golf Ball and Puffball

No! We should have won! Nooo!

Well, you all lost, soooo...
Viewers! Are You Okay and Team8s are both up for elimination! But you only get one vote total, so vote for one of them to stay in the game! Make your one vote count!