Bottle For Dream Island/Transcript

Episode	Gallery	Transcript

Cold open[]

The episode starts with Pen watching TV in his room.

Unknown voice

...Blocky's Funny Doings International.

(whispering) Hey, guys! For a prank, shove... shove snow into... into a van!

Glue drives off in the van, causing glue to come out of the exhaust.

Snow plus gasoline equals glue!

The FreeSmart Van gets stuck in the glue, causing Pencil to fly out of the windshield.

Hahahaha! Hahahahaha!

What?! Why is there glue everywhere? What did you do?!

Me? I don't know how this happened!

Yeah, likely story.

I'm serious!

And watch someone else take the blame! GAHAHA! AHAHAHA!

Pen turns the TV off.

Thanks, TV.

TV displays a thumbs up on his screen before wheeling off. Pen walks by a picture of him and his friends. The picture flips as it pans to the elimination area. Pin is then seen putting a Win Token on her shelf, while Coiny comes out of a box with another. Teardrop suddenly enters their room.

What the?! No! We've tried so many times!

Teardrop throws Coiny and Pin out the door.

WAAAAAaaaaahh...

AAAAAAAhhhhh...

What's happening?

Teardrop leads Coiny, Pin and Ice Cube outside to a staircase.

*inhale* Aw, fine! I keep telling you guys it's not gonna open!

Coiny! Wait!

Pan up to the eliminated contestants pushing on a door.

Finally! More people to add to our door-bashing collection!

We think it's finally budging! Pin, Ice Cube, get in here!

And Coiny, back to work!

*blows raspberry*

Gross!

Everyone continues to try opening the door.

WILL THIS THING JUST OPEN ALREADY?!

Cut to CloudYAY trying to open the kitchen door.

Have you ever been so stressed, you feel like you're living a nightmare every day?

Please, you two! Just tell us the results! We're so stressed!

Four pushes the door open.

We're cleaning up! For some reason, this kitchen is a pigsty!

Cut to ten minutes earlier on the hotel roof.

So cool! What powers does it have?

Heh, all I know is I better keep this bad boy safe!

Tree accidentally drops the token off the roof.

Aaaaand it's gone.

Stop, Tokeny! My friend needs you!

The token lands on Price Tag and bounces off of them.

What the?!

The token rolls into the hotel. Four is in the kitchen when a timer beeps.

You know what that means, Four? Cooking time!

(Four's watch) Ringalingalingaling!

And break time! We get five minutes! Let's go!

Four and X phase through the ceiling. The token rolls around the kitchen, knocking drawings off the fridge, turning on the stove and knocking a food bag onto the flames. The smoke causes a fire alarm to sound, as Tree and Marker run downstairs. Marker shuts the kitchen door while Tree puts the token in his leaves.

If anyone asks, we were never here.

What if I ask?

I don't even—what are you saying?! Just run!

Tree and Marker run out of the hotel while CloudYAY run downstairs.

Is that siren for Cake at Stake?

Cut back to the present.

We obviously don't know what caused that! Just tell us which two are leaving so we can get this over with!

Four throws a file at Golf Ball.

Fine! There's the votes! You deal with it!

Four closes the door as he goes back into the kitchen.

Ugh. Rude! Well Donut, I've heard you've hosted before. Feeling up to it?

Oh! Uh, uh, you know what? Sure! Yeah! I could do that!

...iiis what he would say if I didn't have the folder! It's my folder, heehee! Allllllll miiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Intro.

After the intro + Cake at Stake[]

As we fade back in, Bottle is seen doing the same dance from the last episode.

Uh, Bottle, we appreciate it, but—

Hooray! You appreciate it! Because it's time for Cake at Stake! With Bottle!

"Hey Two!" plays.

Just a second!

It's been four hours! Can you get on with it?!

Nearly done!

9 hours pass.

Wake up, sleepyheads! Because it's time to start the ceremony! Today's cakes are hand-drawn by me, personally! For you! We received 296,306 votes from 148,153 voters! Thank you, voters! Go ahead, guys! Thank the voters!

The members of CloudYAY overlappingly thank the voters.

Aren't they a sweet bunch? It's so sad we have to LOSE two of them today! WAAaaaAAaaAaaAH! But the tears will have to wait! Let's get started!

Bottle accidentally kicks the easel over.

No, wait! Give me a sec to clean this up!

8 more hours pass.

Finally, all fixed! Wait, did we do all our lunch orders yet?

GET ON WITH IT! Right now!

(giggles) Lucky you, Pencil, because you received the MOST votes!

Pencil goes into shock.

You got 71,817 votes!

That's the biggest ever! Oh YEAH!!!

Pencil crawls away from Bottle backwards.

Quick, Match—I mean, Golf Ball! Activate the Elimination Prevention Plan!

...What?

It's vote to SAVE, Pencil, remember? You're not eliminated! You're good!

Uh, what? Oh.

Bottle throws a piece of paper at Pencil. It shows a drawing of the two of them eating cake together. Pencil crumples it up and throws it away to Bottle's dismay and Donut's ire.

Well, right on Pencil's tail was Golf Ball with 68,917 votes!

Bottle gives a piece of paper to Golf Ball. It shows a drawing of the cake pointing at Golf Ball which has a lightbulb above GB saying "You are smart" in cursive.

See, Pencil? There was nothing to worry about.

Nothing to worry about? You weren't hopeless, wandering for years! Don't pretend like you know!

W-what the—

Pencil, I really don't think Golf Ball meant it like that!

Unhand me!

Pencil drops Golf Ball and walks away from GB. GB stands up and walks away.

Pfeh! Ridiculous!

Yep! Such a sweet bunch! There's four of you left, but only TWO of you will stay in the game!

NOO! Winner! You need to be safe!

They are safe, Yellow Face. Because Winner received 50,175 votes!

Winner and Yellow Face high-five.

Here you go!

Winner receives a drawing of them and Loser playing Losercake with Bottle. They look at it with an irritated expression.

Three of you left! But only one is safe. Yellow Face, Pillow, Donut, two of you are leaving the game! The one staying is... iiiiiissssss... *drumroll* Donut! With 44,518 votes!

Donut receives a drawing of himself looking at a donut with glazing, sprinkles, a mustache and arms. He looks closer at the drawing's arm.

Pillow, with 33,613 votes, and Yellow Face, with 27,266 votes, you are both eliminated!

Oh well! This team was kind of a trainwreck anyway!

Uh, guys? People are eliminated.

Why didn't you say so? Get over here!

Well, this should be interesting!

Four begins compressing Pillow to a single point.

No! My research! Wait!

Pillow completely disappears. Golf Ball looks at her research.

Huh.

And YOU!

Yellow Face backs away as Four reaches for him.

No, please! Things are finally going right for me!

Yellow Face throws his right arm at Four. He throws the left one as he continues speaking.

My warehouse—Winner—Price Tag—I have good friends now! I CAN'T LEAVE!

Yellow Face launches his legs at Four.

NO! DON'T SEND ME AWAY! DON'T SEND ME AWAY! DON'T SEND—

Four grabs Yellow Face, sending him to the elimination area. He stares at the safe contestants before goes back down into the hole in the roof. Pencil, frightened by this, runs toward the elevator. Donut follows her and Winner notices a leg on the roof.

See ya, buddy.

Winner kicks a discarded leg off the roof. It lands on a bush with the other limbs. They walk with Golf Ball and they both smile. Meanwhile, Fanny tries to tell Tennis Ball about One.

Still seeing nothing?

It all just looks like weird symbols. I can't make out any of this! I'm sorry!

I can make it out just fine! She must be messing with this, too! I wonder if Two's able to see anything. Or if Four or X can help us unscramble it for you!

I'll keep a look out, Fanny! If she's making deals with other people, then I'll have to assume it's related to Two's power...

Cut to Two still laying in bed, looking even sadder than last time.

...if there's even any power left to steal. They haven't moved since New Year's.

Bottle rings a bell.

It's challenge time!

Sorry, Fanny. I'll let you know if I see her or anything!

Tennis Ball leaves the room. The drawing of One on Fanny's conspiracy board winks at her and disappears.

Grr! I hate you!

Phew! You're safe, Golfy! I was so worried!

Anything interesting happening in there, TB?

Two's still out of it, and I can't make out any of Fanny or Ice Cube's research notes. You're welcome to take a look, though!

I looked over some of Pillow's own research, but couldn't make much of it, either. Maybe we should swap.

Bottle rings the bell again.

Fine. Yes. We're coming, we're coming!

Challenge time![]

Thanks for gathering, final 17! I was worried you wouldn't hear me!

That's fine. But why didn't you ring THAT?

Pan to a giant bell.

Oh! Yeah. Oh well! Enough wasting time. So, for today's challenge... hmm. Let's see, how about we... climb to the peak of the tallest mountain in the valley? No-

I know she hosted Cake at Stake, but are we just gonna let her do this?

Let's just get Two out of bed already!

Just let her host! She'll do so good!

I've got it! Let's all go over—wait! I'll teleport us there! Hee!

Bottle puts Grassy inside her and runs off before returning empty. She does the same with Tree, but soon gets exhausted.

Okay... how about you all just follow me, actually? This might take a while. Haha!

The contestants talk over each other. Bottle leads them to the A-twos-ment Park.

Introducing... the reopening of the A-twos-ment Park! Two finally finished this up late last year. I got to be the crash test dummy, so I know this place inside out!

Bottle hands out photos of her shattering on the rides.

Now let's get started! Marker! I'll need you this way. Fanny, over here!
Here! This way!
Lalalalala!
This way for you, and finally, Grassy, go right here, and done! I've split the sixteen of you into four groups of four. There's one member from each team in each group, because you'll all be representing your team in four different attractions. Your goal for each of you is to earn points for your team, which will all be totaled at the end! So, let's get started!

Bottle slips and shatters. Tree recovers her.

And I was dead! Thank you, Tree!

Bottle and Tree head back to the park.

Welcome to the haunted house! Prepare to be scared!

Bottle shining her flashlight through herself amplifies the heat and melts Snowball.

And Snowball is dead! I'll get him back!

Cut from day to night and then day again.

Why did you make Grassy wait so long??

Oh, I'm so sorry! I had a really important meeting to attend to.

Brief cutaway to Bottle dancing in the Clubhouse of Awesomeness.

Anyway, you'll be heading into this haunted house. The first player to make it out the other side gets four points! Second player out gets three, third out gets two, and finally, the last player out gets just one for their team.

Bottle kicks Donut, Grassy, Tree and TV inside.

Try not to be too scared! Hehehe! Bye!

Wha? It—it's so dark in here.

Tree hears a rattling noise.

Nope! I'm out!

Tree tries to open the front door, but it's locked from the outside.

That must be the most locked door ever! Anyway, you guys, let's go!

A scream is heard from inside the haunted house.

Welcome to the Ferris wheel! Your goal today is to be the last one standing on this scary ride!

What's the catch?

No catch, my friend! Just stay on as long as you can, and no bias of course, but, I hope Pen wins!

...Woah! Uh, hey, SB! It's been a while. Uh, so, how's it going, bro?

Eh, you know.

Uh, uh, yeah! Uh, that's cool, bro. Uh, what's it like on Team 2? It must suck now that Eraser's gone, huh?

Uh, I mean, whatever. They're a little weak sometimes, but Grassy and I keep things in check. Any team with me is still the best!

Oh. You and Grassy, huh?

He's stronger than he looks! And I'm gonna help him get tougher! We're going all the way to the end!

Y-yeah! Uh, that's awesome!

Bottle leads Tennis Ball, Pencil, Book and Fanny to a circus tent.

Ooh, an animal? Uh, 'dunk Price Tag in acid'? No... 'Killing Bomby equals bad luck? No! Anything about animals? Anything? Anything animal-related, please?

When I was gone for my important meeting-

Very brief cutaway of Bottle dancing again.

-I also went to obtain this!

Bottle unveils the Fourse from under the blanket. It neighs angrily.

Ble—eww! Yuck!

Cut to one day earlier in the hotel. Bottle knocks on the kitchen door.

WHAT?!

Hi, Four! I'm hosting today to take things off your hands!

Four slightly smirks.

Do you have a bull-riding machine I could borrow?

Obviously not, but let me check!

Four reaches into his mouth.

Bull-riding... oh, I know! Perfect!

Four grabs the Fourse and starts taking it out. Purple Face hears his voice and wakes up.

Wait! Finally! An escape! Four! Take me with you!

Purple Face bites onto the Fourse's hind leg as Four drags it along. He falls off in the school hallway.

Please! Please!

The EXIT door closes and locks.

PLEASE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No... No please... Someone, help...

Four takes the Fourse out of his mouth.

Here! Now leave us alone!

Four closes the kitchen door as Bottle mounts the Fourse.

Come, little one. Let's recover Snowball!

Bottle rides off. End of flashback.

Uh, Pencil, that's just a horse. The rare Equus quattor, if you wanna be specific.

A Four horse?

A Fourse!

Bottle puts everyone on the Fourse's back.

Try to remain on this thing for as long as you can! The longer you last, the more points you'll win for your team! Good luck!

Bottle runs off. The Fourse angrily looks at Pencil and begins to buck and run around.

Wait, there must be something in here! Come on, Pillow, come on!

I hope you guys are hungry, because you'll be competing in an eating contest! I'm gonna be bringing you out different dishes, and you'll have to have an empty plate by the time I bring the next dish out! The first person to not finish their meal gets one point, all the way till the last player standing gets four points!

Easy!

Yeah. Can Bottle host every time? Hahaha!

Bottle puts platters on each table as everyone takes their seat.

Yummy gasoline! I'll be back with your next dish soon! Goodbye!

Start of the challenge[]

Price Tag tries to eat but fails due to their flat face.

Aw, phooey.

Winner absorbs the bowl of gasoline, while Black Hole flings his bowl away.

Mmm, yummy!

Uh, I don't know if that went in, Black Hole, but... I don't see it anywhere, so—I dunno. Maybe it did.

Hey! Cheaters!

Liy drinks from her bowl.

Mmm! Wow! That's so good!

Liy drinks the entire contents.

Yummy! ...Ugh. I think I hit my limit, though.

I—I—I can't drink this!

(echo) You'll have to have an empty plate by the time I bring the next dish out!

Price Tag gets their phone out and dials.

And sold!

Kitchen Sink and Shopping Cart come over, with the former putting the bowl in the latter before going off.

Yeah!

Grr! Brilliant. It's shut tight.

TV's screen glows brightly.

Great idea! Uh, TV, what was that noise on the roof?

A giant spider is seen through a hole in the ceiling. Everyone screams. The spider drops down and hits Tree, causing his token to roll away.

Ack! No! Get back here!

Wait, Tree! Let's stick together!

The spider growls, causing smaller spiders to chase after the contestants in the haunted house.

This is so boring! I need to get this over with!

Snowball begins shaking Pen's seat.

Woah! SB! What are you doing? We're bros, aren't we?

Sorry, bro. You're right. We should go for bozo brain over here instead, and that other weakling too!

We can hear you!

Shush! Duh! I wasn't whispering!

But Snowball, Tree and I helped you hide last challenge, and you ended up being safe! Didn't that create some trust? Why don't we help each other again?

*gasp* That's true! Fine. We can all go for Golf Ball then. Come on, Pen!

Great idea, SB!

Pen uncaps himself.

*sputters* WHAT?!

Everyone runs around the Ferris wheel.

Come here, Golf Ball!

Leave me alone, you buffoons!

Tree's token rolls out of the haunted house.

Nonononono! Pin, I'm sorry!

Grassy notices the approaching spiders and stops running. TV crashes into him, causing Donut to fly off into another room. Grassy smashes some of the spiders with TV as the big spider approaches.

Uh-oh!

What was that scream?

Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!

Wait, where's Donut?

The door closes behind Donut.

What the?

Oh. Hi, Donut!

Uh, hello. Do I know you?

The lights come on, revealing One's lair.

Be with you in one sec! Something's FINALLY happening around here.

Donut notices the TV above.

Huh? Barf Bag!

Tree rapidly presses the elevator button as it arrives. He and Grassy squeeze in as TV tries to enter.

Sorry TV. I've been told I have to prioritize LIFE.

Tree shoves TV to the floor.

But I am a life too, right?

No! TV!

Grassy, help!

Grassy, no!

The big spider pounces on TV. He screams. Tree's token rolls into the Fourse tent.

Surely there's something about horses in here! Why's it all about-

The Fourse trips on the token, knocking it back outside. Tennis Ball falls off, and the Fourse sees Pillow's note that the horse being dead is good luck.

Tennis Ball, you bozo! Why would you write that?!

Write WHAT? No, I swear this wasn't me! It wasn't—AAAAA! Stop! Bad Fourse! Leave me alone!

I tried some of that gasoline. YUCK! So sorry! So here's a palate cleanser for you guys. You'll be eating some nice chocolate balls! Even I got my own tray!

Bottle eats her serving of chocolate balls. The token lands in Liy's dish.

Okay, everyone dig in! I'll be back!

Winner absorbs their chocolate balls, Black Hole sucks his in, and Price Tag sells theirs to PDA.

*sigh* Surrounded by cheaters.

Liy eats a chocolate ball and then shudders.

Uh, gasoline and chocolate doesn't really mix.

Sorry, Liy. If only you had a special ability like us!

Liy flips her switch.

Hmm...

Liy puts a chocolate ball on her wooden switch before flipping back to normal. This crushes the chocolate ball.

Ooh!

Wow!

You can't run forever, Golf Ball! Just get out so we can all get off this thing!

Pen catches Black Hole's falling gasoline bowl.

Huh? Gasoline? What the—where did you come from?

Nice, Pen! Get her!

Oh! Oh yeah! Come here, you!

Please! My team just lost two members! Have some decency!

Liy crushes some more chocolate balls.

Nice, Liy! You totally got this!

Just a little more, Liy. You got this!

B—uh, thank you, Black Hole!

Liy puts the last chocolate balls and the token on her switch. The token gets stuck in it after she flips.

Ouch! Ow! What is happening?

Liy tries to flip herself but cannot.

Black Hole! You—you're trying to sabotage me? Again?

What? No! I—wait, let me help!

We'll save you, Liy!

Liy breaks apart and is sucked into Black Hole. The token flies off.

Oh no! What—what happened?

Ah! No! Liy, I'm sorry! I—I really did not mean to do that!

Back to the Ferris wheel.

Sorry GB, end of the line!

The token lands in the center bolt of the Ferris wheel, causing it to roll off its support. It smashes the Fourse tent open.

Phew! An escape!

The Fourse collides with Tennis Ball.

Ouch! Ah! Oof! Ow! No! Leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone!

I hate animals! You two just fall off already! I need to keep my pact alive!

I am not going to risk going up again!

There it is again, Pencil.

What?! What is that supposed to mean?

You're still selfish! I thought maybe you'd have changed or gotten better, but you're even worse than before! It's always 'me, me, me' with you!

Then let ME be a WE, and join my alliance already!

Pencil and Book grapple with each other.

I will NEVER be in an alliance with you EVER AGAIN, Pencil!

Why? Why not?

Because—augh! You wanna know why, Pencil? Because-

I HATE YOU!

...Wow. Sounds much harsher when it's someone else.

Pencil kicks Fanny off the Fourse.

NOOOOOO! I hate you too, Pencil!

Aaaaah! It's not even MY research!

Donut and One[]

Uh... hello? (echoes)

Where are... WHO are..

Ugh! We've done this SO many times by now.

One conjures up a pair of arms.

You want them? Wow! Congrats! Just sign this and they're yours! Then, goodbye, Donut! Good luck telling people! it gets all... jumbled these days. Hmhm!

Arms? Finally! Wait, what's in the contract?

That's not important! Everyone else signed, you know! Just STAMP IT! And hey, look, they're about to find-

Hey, who is that? Bomby, throw!

Bomby throws Bell at the tree, knocking Six out of it. Bell lands on them.

Ow!

There's more of them! Right here!

Ah! What's happening?!

What are you all up to, and where are we?

This is my home, and I'm the last one left, so I don't know who you're talking about.

But... what about One? You really don't know-

One? You met One?! When? Recently?

She sent us here.

What?

Six notices the open door.

Wait, no! We gotta go! She was meant to be gone! How did this happen? Wh—was it Four's doing?

You know Four, too?

Of course! I'm pretty sure that his door opened up here recently, too. I've tried opening it after it was closed, but I—I couldn't! But with you guys, well, you know, power in numbers!

Nice! Okay, Donut! Ooh, already leaving? That's nice. Let's just...

One notices Donut hasn't signed the contract. He walks towards the portal.

Trying to be funny, huh?

One levitates Donut and slams him into a bookshelf.

Ow!

Let's not do anything stupid, okay?

TV's revenge[]

Cut to TV with a question mark on his screen. Pan out to show he has ended up inside the big mechanical spider.

Those naturals! No respect for us mechanical minds or mechanical lives!

TV plays a clip from "The Power of Four".

It seems I can control Tree from inside! Maybe I could lead Marker-

-To death and make us lose on purpose!

End of the clip on his screen.

Fellow mechanical mind, let's do this!

I want revenge!

TV attaches an HDMI cord to the mechanical spider, taking control of it. He pulls the door off the elevator shaft and goes down in.

Grassy, we're so dead!

Grassy slaps Tree.

That's not helping!

Grassy jumps into Tree and has him peel the door open, before jumping down the shaft.

I'm GrassTree!

Pan into the mechanical spider. TV's screen reads 'I'm Spid-TV'. Cut to Bottle seeing the Ferris wheel roll away.

And those guys are dead! I'll deal with that later. There's food to deliver! This time... Bugs!

No!

Winner absorbs the bugs.

Sweet!

Hmm... Winner, you really should be using your mouth for this challenge. From now on, you'll have to eat like this. Nom nom! Okay?

Aw. Okay!

Sucks to get caught, sorry Winner!

Price Tag tries to sell the bugs.

They're living things. Can I—can I do this? If I do it, I'm not preventing death, but Fanny's Life Pact—AUGH! What do I—okay. You can do this!

Black Hole sucks up one of the bugs and gags.

Okay. Just.... one at a time.

Price Tag finally sells the bugs. A giant Davidian appears and eats the bugs before walking off.

Jeez, those things are terrifying.

Aw, seriously?

The Ferris wheel rolls around the world. Cut to Tree and Grassy landing in the haunted house's basement.

No! There's gotta be a way out!

The spider lands behind GrassTree, revealing TV inside.

I want revenge!

The mechanical spider roars and chases after the two of them, before GrassTree hits it with a plank.

Come and get me!

TV makes the spider reach through Tree's leaves, pushing Grassy out and impaling him on a leg.

NOOOOO! HEEELP!

Grassy is crushed against the wall.

TV plays a clip of laughter before displaying a screen reading 'WAIT, I killed Grassy..?! OMG I'm so sorry my friend that was mean...'. Tree puts his leaves back into place.

You got HIM, but you missed the true Tree: ME!

Tree continues beating the mechanical spider with the plank.

There's more where that came fro—

The mechanical spider grabs Tree.

Wait, no!

Donut's dilemma[]

Yeah. I've been watching you guys for a while. Kept putting off seeing you. You just seem like the sort to cause problems. And here we are! But those guys are getting SO close to that other door, and I need to start getting ready. The more deals, the better! Not asking again, Donut. Sign the deal. NOW.

Uh, deals for what? What do YOU get out of this?

Ugh! Don't worry about that, Donut! Is it that crazy to believe I'm just trying to help you? Those friends of yours all agreed to it, and look at all the fun they're having!

I thought they all were just in Two's elimination place, but you've been keeping them all in there? Trapped? Why would I ever sign this?!

ARE YOU—HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? FOR YOUR AAAAARMS, DONUT! KINDA IMPORTANT, HUH?! OR DO YOU NOT WANT THEM BACK???

Of course I want them back! I can't stand this anymore, but how can I trust this deal won't hurt others?

Aren't you sick of that, Donut? Focusing on others, having to help that mess of a team you're on? Ugh! Pencil is SUCH a menace. It's so frustrating she joined the game too, and YOU'VE had to deal with that this whole time! That's SO unfair for you! But you've spent SO much time focusing on others! Just think about yourself for now, Donut! Everyone gets to be a little selfish! It's only fair. So... what do you say?

Donut kicks One away.

Ugh! No one has ever, EVER—

FINE!

One notices Donut trying to escape and levitates him.

Don't wanna make a deal? Fine!

One throws Donut against a table and begins removing his left leg.

Augh! Uh, no, please! What are you do—you're kidding—AAAH!

If YOU'RE not gonna be selfish, I may as well be! TIME FOR ANOTHER!

One removes Donut's right leg.

OW! NO, NO!

GO AND TELL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WHERE DISOBEYING ME GETS YA, IF THEY CAN EVEN UNDERSTAND IT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
BYE, DONUT!!!

One kicks Donut through the portal.

Useless.

An old friend[]

Ugh! Okay, just a few left!

Which is not good enough! I'm back with the next trays, which means you're out, Black Hole! Should've eaten faster!

Aww! I really thought I could do it. I'm sorry, Fanny. *sigh*

Black Hole flies up to continue fixing the crack in the sky.

So now it's a showdown! Winner versus Price Tag!

What? Loser-O's? But Bottle, I-

Winner, you alright?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I just haven't seen anything about Loser in quite some time. Not since that nightmare.

Oh! Winner, I'm so sorry! Here, I can change your dish.

No! I'm gonna have to deal with this stuff forever. I said I was over it, and I can finally prove that to myself.

Okay! Good luck to you both! I'll be back!

And now we wait.

Winner looks at the box of Loser-O's and pours the cereal into their hand.

Hi, old friend.

That one looks different.

Huh? Oh, this one.

Winner shakes their hand to get a better look at the piece.

Is that-

Me? That's—that's me.

Uh, hey, GB! There's an invention convention on the ground! Just jump off so you can attend, so Grassy and I stay safe!

Is THAT the best you can come up with, snow brain?

Wait!

(in Pen's head) Snow plus gasoline equals glue!

Snow! Everyone, I know how to slow us down! Snowball, I need a chunk of you!

What? No way!

Come on, help us out here! It's no big deal. We're bros, right?

Well, yeah, but-

Pen tries to take a chunk off of Snowball.

HEY!

Snowball, give it! Trying to save our lives!

NO!

Pen rips Snowball's right arm and a chunk off him off.

OW! Lame!

Sorry, SB! I'll make it up to you, bro!

Whatever.

Pen mixes the snow and gasoline and tastes the glue.

Definitely glue!

Marker takes a bite out of the glue.

Sorry! I was hungry.

Then what good are you?[]

Eh—you—you HATE me?

You don't listen to me, Pencil! I know how it feels to get obsessive, and you have to learn to just to let others live! I gave Ice Cube the distance she needed! Why can't YOU give me the distance I NEED?

Because you're all I have here! Book, it's just that Match is who knows where, Needle's already gone, I have no idea where Ruby and Bubble are, Ice Cube hates me, and now you do too! It's not fair! I just want things to go back to the way they were! I was trapped in Four for years! YEARS! And this is how I'm welcomed back?!

You nearly destroyed the universe, Pencil, for your own selfishness! You didn't come back asking to be friends; you wanted an alliance to get you further in the game! That's all you want! That's all you've ever wanted! And I won't be used like that!

So no, I will NOT work with you! I will NOT join your alliance, and I WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIEND!!!

...Then what good are you?

Pencil throws Book off the Fourse. Book collides with Tennis Ball, knocking him backwards before Pencil dismounts and sadly walks away. Cut to Pen sticking glue on the bottom of the Ferris wheel's seats, before panning back to the eating contest.

'One Winner in every box? Eat these pieces to feel like a real Winner?' That's so cool, Winner! I wish I was cereal. No one is buying this and I'm running out of time.

I guess he didn't forget about me.

Winner eats the Loser-O's to a waltz montage.

Whew! All done!

No one is buying, Winner! Ugh! I can sell BUGS, but not—not these! I thought Loser was famous! What happened?

Price Tag looks up 'what happened to loser' and clicks on a video essay.

Oh.

The video is footage from "The Liar Ball You Don't Want".

I love those! I used to play with them all the time!

Loser, these toys were just invented!
-WHY DID YOU LIE TO US, LOSER?!

End of the video essay.

I think Loser might not be famous anymore. I don't think I can sell these. I'm gonna lose—AUGH, but my team! So many members of ours have already gotten knocked off.

Taggy, I'll help you! Give me your box; I'll eat them! Us newbies gotta stick together!

Really? Thank you so much!

Price Tag throws the cereal box, only for it to get crushed by the Ferris wheel.

Uhhhh, you're out, Price Tag. Which means Winner wins! Hey, did you ever notice your name has 'winner' in it?

NOOOOOO!

See? They didn't notice, either!

Oof! Agh! Er! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Rrrrgh! Haven't you had enough yet?

The Fourse knocks Tennis Ball through the haunted house's wall. He falls down the elevator shaft and the Fourse follows him down. Meanwhile, the spider (TV) tries to kill Tree.

Donut's back, baby![]

TV, think of all the times we've shared!

Brief fade to a white screen.

Okay, we haven't had any yet, but don't let this be our first! Noooo!

The Fourse lands on the mechanical spider, crushing TV inside it. It begins to stomp on Tennis Ball.

Ow! Ah! Ooh! Ah! No!

Tree climbs out of the basement.

Finally! Freedom!

Ow! Ay! Ugh! Ow!

Donut? What—what happened??

Donut silently sighs.

Let's just get you out of here for now, buddy.
...We did it, Donut!

The Ferris wheel rolling nearby causes Tree to drop Donut and make him roll away.

Agh! Wait, Donut!

Tree trips over his token.

*gasp* There you are, buddy!

Tree puts the token in his leaves and whistles. Cut to Pen finishing putting the glue on the Ferris wheel's seats.

That's all of them!

The Ferris wheel gets glued to the ground and stops rolling.

Oh! NOT lame!

Thanks, bro!

Golf Ball puts some of the glue on her back.

Finally! Your time has come, bossy bot!

Snowball grabs Golf Ball, only for her to stick to his hand.

Hey! What the?!

Marker kicks Golf Ball and Snowball away.

Snowball! Ah!

Sorry, Pen! I vowed to create trust, and I have to follow through!

Marker throws Pen off the Ferris wheel.

Ow! Grr!

Pen puts his cap back on.

Oh well. Second is pretty good, I guess!

Hates me? HATES me? Fine, who NEEDS her? Who needs THEM!? I can do this all by myself. FreeSmart means nothing to me…

I'm really sorry, Pen! I just need to stay true to my PACT!

...I get it, Marker. You're good.

Pen decides to follow Pencil.

I won for our team, Marker!

I did as well!

Tree and Marker hi-five, causing Tree's token to fall out. He grabs it as it rolls.

Wait! Agh! I clearly can't be trusted with this. Marker, can you just—just take this off my hands and give it back to me at the merge? I trust you with it.

...Truuust!

Donut rolls over to the bush with Yellow Face's discarded limbs.

Ow! Can someone—augh! Can anyone... hey!

Donut rolls over and reattaches his left arm.

Yes!

Donut reattaches the rest of his limbs.

Ugh! Finally! Back... to... NORMAL!

*gasp* You got your arms back!

Yeah! I'm so-

Can I have them?

Uh, I think I'll keep them. For a bit.

Gah! FINE! Come help me recover everyone at least.

That I can do.

Pen and Pencil[]

Cut to Pencil in the Clubhouse of Awesomeness with the lights out. Pen opens the door and knocks.

Hey, Pencil. ...Look, Pencil, I was devastated when Eraser got out, and when Blocky left, and I still struggle with it. Snowball's still around, but it's just not the same. I have new friends now, and they mean so much to me too, but it's hard to let go of my old ones, you know? I WANT to talk to them—I want it to be like old times and just share anything, talk about anything, but—but I can't.

Liy eavesdrops on the conversation.

*sigh* I was rewatching some old Blocky's Funny Doings earlier. It actually ended up helping in the challenge, funnily enough. His, uh, guidance still helped me when I needed it, even though he's not here. And I think that's important for you to remember too, Pencil. All those little moments—the jokes, the arguments, the—the times you all shared together. They mattered! And they've helped shape the things you've learned and things you're gonna do. I have no idea where life's gonna take you, Pencil. I don't know if you end up back with your old friends or somewhere else, but... despite how much I miss what I had, I've been able to make new close friends. Liy, Bottle, Needle—they all mean so much to me too. And I would've really regretted, you know, pushing away everyone else if I let my sadness consume me.

Liy closes the door.

*sigh* That's all I've got to say, I guess.

Pen looks back at Pencil and leaves.

*sigh*

Look see I didn't write any of it—AH!

Challenge results[]

Now, all four A-two-sment Park attractions have ended, and I've tallied up the scores! Let's get to the results! Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again, let's see how you performed first. Marker got four points, Black Hole with two points, Tree received four points and two points to Fanny. That's twelve points for your team.

Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again talk over each other.

Team 2, let's see how you did! Two points for Snowball, three for Price Tag, one point for Grassy and three for Book! You guys got nine points total!

That was brutal, Grassy! Awesome!

My team! Pen got three points, Liy got one point, TV got two, and finally Tennis Ball got one point.

shiver.

And finally, CloudYAY! Golf Ball got one point, Winner got four, Donut got three, and Pencil got four points! So in total, CloudYAY and Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again, you both win with twelve points each! Team 2 and

, we are up for elimination, with nine points for Team 2 and seven points to

.

Aww! You know, Team 2, we've had the least members from the start, but I'm sure those of us that make it into the merge will dominate until—

Viewers! The team with—oh, wait. Were you talking?

I'm not anymore!

Okay! Ah, there we go!

Bottle? You have to play fair!

Haha, fine!

Bottle puts her voting icon up with the others before running offscreen. Donut moves her back.

Are you sure you don't want me to do it?

Huh? Oh! Viewers! Two teams are up for elimination! You get one vote per team, so use your votes wisely, please! Use the poll in the description to cast your votes for the people you want safe! The contestants with the least votes on each team will leave the show! Okay, Bye guys! Thanks for watching!

Credits.

Uh, can I be credited? I—I guess I didn't do any of this. Fine. I won't be credited. Unleeeeess... no. Okay! I won't!

A commercial for the Teardrop plush is shown.