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Cold open[]

One week ago...
Two atoms combine inside Needle's Cake, causing a windstorm.
Needle's Cake is shown causing the windstorm on Earth and Goiky.
Teardrop gets blown into a tree, which breaks and lands sideways on a cliff

Pin

What?

Leafy

Yesterday, it's sunny...now it's a windstorm! How did that happen? Hold on a second...this happened because of your cake! Didn't it, Needy!?
(Needle slaps Leafy)

Needle

Don't call me Needy!

Leafy

CALM DOWN! What's wrong with calling you Needy, Needy?
(Needle slaps Leafy again)

Leafy

Oh, so you want a slap fight now, don't you, Needy!?
(Needle slaps Leafy yet again)

Leafy

Well, I can slap, TOO!
(Leafy slaps Needle very hard, making her fly away and flutter)

Leafy

Uh oh!

Snowball

She deserved it! It was HER CAKE!
Needle pops her cake
The windstorm stops; Pin, who is standing on a wall, falls and screams

Pin

Ahhh...!
(Intro plays)

Cake at Stake[]

Announcer

Gloop gloop, doot doot! It's time for Cake at Stake for the Cherries.
(Cake at Stake theme plays)

Announcer

There's eight of you now. There will only be seven later.
Number of votes shown on screen

Announcer

Okay. So we got 14 votes. Well, I wanted to make an ice cream cake, but I forgot the ice cream. So I made a chunk of ice again.

Pencil

NO!
Pencil faints and complains

Pin

OMPF! Overreacting!

Announcer

JK! I have an ice cream cake. If you get no cake, you leave BF Dream Island. Pin, you have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?

Pin

Uh, no. I mean there's nothing mean I—

Announcer

Yeah, yeah, we know! Bubble is at zero votes. *deep voice* AGAIN!
Announcer tosses the cake slice at Bubble
Needle falls, pops Bubble, and squishes her cake

Match

Ew, gross! A needle!

Pencil

OMG! You don't like them? I love Needies!
Needle slaps Pencil for calling "Needies"

Match

Don't slap me, I said, "NEEDLE"!

Announcer

Now, I will say who else has 0 votes. Pen, Pencil, and Firey.
The Announcer tosses cake slice to Pen, Pencil, and Firey
Pen catches his slice
Cake splats on Pencil's back

Pencil

Hey! No fair!
(beat)

Firey

Hey, where's my cake!?

Announcer

Oh! Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Announcer aims a cake slice at a house's fireplace

Firey

Hey!
Cake slice shatters the house's window

Firey

Grr! I'm gonna crush you, Announcer Speaker Thing!

Announcer

Needle, what are you doing here? You're on the other team.

Needle

Aw, seriously?
A spring launches Needle into the air

Announcer

You four all got at least one vote. Match and Eraser, you both got one vote, a pie— I mean you both got one vote each.

Match

*a bit annoyed* Thank you!
Match catches her cake slice
Eraser catches his cake slice with his mouth and eats it
(Final Two, Pin and Woody!)

Announcer

Woody...
(Woody sighs in relief)

Announcer

...is eliminated at 9 votes.
(Woody starts freaking out)

Announcer

Sorry, Woody. You didn't not ain't not get no any none of nothing. Let's fling him to the TLC!

Pen

Wait, you always say "the TLC". Is it an object?

Announcer

You mean the Tiny Loser Chamber? Duh! Of course it's an object.
(Sender Scoop Thrower flings Woody to TLC and he screams)

Flower

Uh-oh! It's CLOSING!

Blocky

Aw! Why do we get only five minutes of sunlight a day?

Flower

Move over, Blocky!
The TLC's lid closes

Contest[]

Announcer

The fifth contest is to cross a bridge. The team with more people who crossed wins. The first person to cross the bridge wins a Win Token. And go!

Leafy

I don't know about you, NEEDULLLAAH! But that bridge doesn't look so strong. And I can't see the bottom of that gorge!
(The screen goes down until it shows the bottom with water)

Eraser

Go, Bubble!
(Eraser pushes Bubble)

Bubble

Woi-Woa-Ai-Uh! Hey!

Coiny

Yeah, SB! Can you believe he didn't even try my cake? You know, it's really mean...
(Snowball looks at Golf Ball)
(Snowball has a flashback)

Coiny

...I mean, I just don't understand!

Snowball

Hold on, Coiny! I've got some BUSINESS to take care of! GB! It's TIME TO PAY!
(Snowball throws Rocky at Golf Ball)
(Golf Ball dodges him)

Bubble

(Rocky lands on the bridge, breaking it apart)

Bubble

Oh! Oh no! Oh no! Ah! (falls into the gorge)

Pencil

Bubble, got ya!

Match

I'm in an alliance! We have to STICK TOGETHER!
(Match jumps off the bridge along with the other alliance members, and Snowball starts chasing Golf Ball)

Eraser

Great! How do we cross without a bridge?

Pen

There's another one down there!

Eraser

Oh!

Leafy

Icy. Do you still want revenge?
(Ice Cube shakes her head no)

Leafy

How's this? I'll help you cross the bridge! Needle, YOU TOO! Let's all go TOGETHER!
(Snowball catches Golf Ball)

Snowball

GOT YA!

Golf Ball

(screams)
(SB throws GB at the bridge, crashing into Leafy, Ice Cube, and Needle, making them fall off the bridge)

Tennis Ball

Now, that was totally uncalled for.

Snowball

YOU WANNA GO DOWN THERE TOO?!

Tennis Ball

Please, Snowball. Calm down!

Snowball

THAT'S IT!
(SB throws TB off but TB hits the sticks)

Snowball

HOLD ON! These dumb sticks are in the way!
(He removes them and throws TB off)

Eraser

Seriously?! Pen, see any third bridge?

Pen

No, but the old bridge still has its rope railings. We can climb down those!

Eraser

There is no way I am doing that!

Pen

But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I DO! When I win, there will be a big sign in front saying...
(The background flashes blue to light blue)

Pen

..."PENISLAND"! No spaces, all caps! So let's do this!

Coiny

Snowball, you're not gonna throw me off, are you?

Snowball

No, Coiny. You're my friend!

Coiny

What about Teardrop?

Snowball

Well, as long as she doesn't say I'm bad...

Coiny

SB? She can't talk.

Eraser

Okay, Pen. You go first.
(Pen starts climbing on the ropes)

Eraser

Hold on a second! These are just black bendy straws attached with tape!

Pen

WAIT, WHAT?!
(Straws fall off and Pen falls while screaming)

Announcer

Hold it! Hold it! Since none of you crossed the bridge, and there is no way the remaining six of you can cross, it's a tie, zero to zero. So we need a tiebreaker. Whichever team manages to rip their team necktie first wins the contest. Get it? Tie Breaker?
(SB rips his team's tie)

Announcer

The Squashy Grapes win, so one of the Cherries goes home. There are seven Cherries to choose from. Go ahead. Vote one off.
(Comment to vote! Last day of voting is May 10. Episode 6 will come out on June 1.)

Stinger[]

Match

Hey, where's Golf Ball? I thought she fell too!

Pen

Um, Match? Golf balls...sink.

Tennis Ball

So do ROCKS.
Screen blurs and episode ends
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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