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Cold open[]
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The "Happy Fourteenth Birthday, BFDI!" screen is shown. Fourteen breaks out of the cake and eats the camera, with a scream overlayed.
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Hey Nickel! Enjoying being pink?
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Definitely not! It won't even come off when I SCRUB!
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Why don't you like it? There's an appeal to being pink - look at Ice Cube, or should I say, "Strawberry Milk" cube!
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I'm yummy!
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Hmm... I do see the appeal...
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Hey guys, check out these exquisite gems I dug up from my shadeshouse's backyard!
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Gelatin, those are Ruby's remains, how dare you!
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Oh...well, weren't YOU the one who sold her innards for billions in profit a few months ago?
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Sigh... I'll never live down that smear campaign, will I?
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But guys! I MISS Ruby, I wish I could show her my Strawberry Milky self!
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Ruby cranks herself out from the HPRC BIF BOTET.
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DID SOMEONE SAY STRAWBERRY MILK!? I GOTTA TRY SOME!
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Ruby tries to eat Ice Cube.
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Hulb - that didn't taste like strawberry at all...!
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That's because it was lead paint. Rest in peace your brain.
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*Rumbling* Mbm-
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Oh dear...
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BLEH!
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Ruby spits out (acid) vomit.
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Phew! I feel a lot better now!
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...and I'm glad the lead is out of your system!
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The vomit moves away to the Eiffel Tower.
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Anyway, Ruby, didn't you die in Fries' car crash? How are you back?
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I WAS dead, but I recovered myself with the HPRC BIF BOTET!
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Woah, really? I didn't know dead people could do that!
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I didn't either, but dying near that Yoylite allowed my spirit to stay "partially alive", somehow!
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Dying near Yoylite lets your spirit stay partially alive? That might mean our dead friend Pencil might be alive too!
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Pencil cranks herself out from the HPRC BIF BOTET.
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I SURE AM!
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Hooray!
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Yaaaay!
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FreeSmarters, since we're all alive together for the first time in a while, wanna celebrate in the Clubhouse of Awesomeness?
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Oooh, I LOVE the Clubhouse of Awesomeness. I'd be so sad if it were endangered!
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Good thing that will never happen!
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The Eiffel Tower sinks into Ruby's acid vomit partially.
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The Clubhouse of Awesomeness is endangered.
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ACK!
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We don't have time for you to go ACK, Pencil. It's time for Cake at Stake!
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Cake at Stake[]
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The Cake at Stake theme plays just like last episode
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What the..? Who the fluff is LEWIS?
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Lottery winner.
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Whatever. Hello, WOAH Bunch. I have collected you in the Clubhouse of Awesomeness for your elimination.
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TCOA tilts.
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Oh yeah...... the Eiffel Tower is also slowly sinking into corrosive lead-paint vomit. So if we stay in here for too long, we'll fall in the vomit too, and corrode.
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Yikes! I would not like to corrode! I'm too young to die!
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You and me, Bomby... I would not like to corrode either.
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Okay, yes, corrosion is scary, I suppose. But where is Coiny?
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Well... He's flying in space 10 billion miles away, and we don't have the budget to retrieve him.
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WHAT?! That is extremely cruel and unfair to Coiny!
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Well, why don't YOU grab him?
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With your arms?
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Oh my gosh, Nickel, I'm so nervous about being eliminated! How do you handle it?
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I have no idea! I'm SUPER SCARED, too!
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Well, I'M not!
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...Cool story bro.
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Wanna know why? It's because of my newest product, the Win Token Printer!
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It prints...Win...Tokens? What's that?
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They originate before your time, Nickel! Using a Win Token at Cake at stake voids half your votes. I used one once!
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Oh my mint! Well, if that's true, can I have a Win Token, dear comrade Yellow Face?
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HMMMMM......
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NO!
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WHAT THE PENNY?! Why not!?
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Because these are all for ME!
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And also, um...because you're pink. Which is not as bad as purple. But still worse than yellow.
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Enough talking! Let's see who won the prize because they got the most likes from viewers.
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*Drumroll*
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The winner is Bomby!
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Yay!
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Spin the prize wheel.
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Bomby spins it and it lands on "Swap the vocal cords of 2 team members".
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So my prize is to swap the vocal cords of two team members of my choice? Hm. I'll pick Coiny and Needle, so we can hear more of Coiny's voice down here on Earth!
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Coiny and Needle's voices are swapped.
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Well, it's day 60 of being in this cash regis- OH MY MINT! Why do I sound like Needle?! None of my life makes any sense! Ugh!!
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Bomby, what's your secret? Every time your team has been up for voting with you, you've won the prize.
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Wow!
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So did my vocal cords sw- *gasp* No way! I actually sound like Coiny! Pin, this is so surreal!
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Hm, it is nice to hear his voice again, but I'm not fooled. You're still Needle, and Puffy's still on the hook to bring Coiny back!
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I can agree with that.
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Okay, on to the fun part: the elimination! If you're safe, you'll get cake! This time, the cake is a plane ticket out of this sinking clubhouse.
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I want that ticket!
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Alright, the first three W.O.A.H. Bunchers safe are...
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Long pause.
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Bomby, Coiny, and Pin, each with around 3,000 dislikes.
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No corroding for me! Good luck, Spongy! BYE!
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Bye...?
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Pin and Bomby fly out of the Clubhouse of Awesomeness. A mysterious figure flies past Pin along the way.
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Wait, who's that?
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Oh no, it's down to just the four of us, Nickel! ..It's still so weird that I sound like this. But anyway, look how shiny Yellow Face's Win Tokens are! Maybe he can lend us some?
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Don't bother. The bigot won't lend you any.
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Nickel and Needle are also safe, with 4,000 and 5,000 dislikes respectively.
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Phew! We didn't need them anyway.
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No we didn't!
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You won't catch me corroding! Wishing you the best, Spongy! Bye!
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Uh, bye?
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Nickel and Needle fly out. The same mysterious figure flies past Needle.
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Huh? Who's that?
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So now, the elimination is down to Spongy and Yellow Face.
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Oh my sponge factory, I'm so nervous!
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Well I'm not!
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It is time to reveal the votes.
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Yellow Face is eliminated by a vote of 21,683-9,085. The mysterious figure flies into the Clubhouse of Awesomeness.
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So Yellow Face, you got the most votes, so it's the end of the road for you!
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I use my Win Token!
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Oh. It's a bit late to be playing tokens, but I'll accept it because I'm nice! Which means Yellow Face, your effective vote count is reduced from 21,683 to 10,841.
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Oh my YAY!
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That's still the highest, though.
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Not for long, because I'm gonna play my second Win-
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*Snatch* as Yellow Face's Win Tokens are suddenly stolen by Purple Face as he wooshes by
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Huh? What was that? MOTHER OF COLOR WHEEL, it can't be!
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Muahaha! It is I, Purple Face! And I have STOLEN your Win Tokens!
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You FOOL! You CLOWN! You ABSOLUTE CHROMATIC ABERRATION!
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Yes. Calling for duty.
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Purple Face, time and time again, you've proven you have no MORALS! The host of this show will NOT stand for your CRIMES of theft!
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I will stand for it.
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You're not helping my case, Puffy.
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Yellow Face, since you don't have any Win Tokens left, you have been eliminated.
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Uh, Puffy, trying to have a climactic standoff with my main rival right now!
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Main rival, you say? Hmhm. Don't you mean FASHION INSPIRATION?
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That's LUDICROUS!
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Purple Face puts some clown shoes on Yellow Face.
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Then why are you wearing my shoes?
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Huh? "Total Slip Shoes So Wah?" HM!
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Yellow Face throws them outside, and they hit Pencil.
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Ack! Huh?
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Well, you two seem like you have a lot of rifts in your friendship. I'll let you sort those out in PRIVATE!
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Puffball Speaker Box flies outside and locks the Clubhouse of Awesomeness, trapping Yellow Face and Purple Face inside.
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Those were the ugliest shoes I've ever seen!
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Well, lucky for you, I'm planning on manufacturing a thousand MORE!
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That's unacceptable! I will NOT let you do that!
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And how are you gonna stop me, genius?
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My latest product!
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*GULP!*
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Yellow Face traps Purple Face inside the metal box he took out.
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My beryllium fortress, destruction impossible! Resistant to acid, and takes six-plus years to break through!
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Yellow Face sprays "Don't Open Purple Inside" on the side of the box.
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And for you...
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An offscreen crowd gasps.
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100% off.
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The crowd cheers.
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Muahahaha!
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Wow, they sure are noisy. Hopefully they're solving their issues.
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Wait, why's all this acid around me? Oh, why is this locked?! Aah! Let me out!! It's so painful!!! AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!
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Yellow Face screams in pain as he is dissolved in the acid. The beryllium fortress floats atop the acid as the Eiffel Tower is destroyed.
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Yep! I bet they resolved everything!
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This is inspiring!
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Intro.
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After the intro[]
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Puffy, did you say "inspiring"? What about Yellow Face's death is inspiring to you?
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Well, why don't you spin the contest wheel to find out? With your arms?
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A Vine boom plays as the camera zooms out slightly. Pin's expression is of absolute sadness.
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Stop being so rude to Pin, Puffy. But anyway, I'll spin it!
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Bomby spins the wheel, with the only choice being "Play Charades in Trash Compactors".
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See? I'm inspired by watching contestants trapped in slowly-sinking roofs, so here's how today's challenge is gonna work.
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Wait! Before we start, can I switch back to Team No-Name? I figured the Yoylite isn't in Ruby's hands anymore. It's in my backyard, so I don't need FreeSmart no more!
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Sure! You can switch back.
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Yay!
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Ooh! The paint thinning machine I ordered just arrived!
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Nickel uses it, washing the pink paint off of himself.
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Can I use it too?
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Sure!
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Multiple contestants use the paint thinning machine as Nickel washes them.
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You know, I got this from Yellow Face's online store, but Yellow Face is dead, so I wonder who shipped it.
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By the way, I'm devastated we lost the Clubhouse of Awesomeness!
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Before the challenge[]
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Okay, anyway, today's challenge is to play charades. Each team will choose one member to be their first performer. They will be teleported into their soundproof trash compactor. They will be shown a phrase which they'll have to gesture to their team as the ceiling slowly descends. If the team members can correctly guess the phrase, the ceiling is reset, and another member will be swapped into the chamber. If they can't, the ceiling will crush the member to death. Your team will be up for elimination if all members die. Got that?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Wonderful. Then let's get started. Each team shall pick their first performer.
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Ice Cube's gotta go in the trash compactor.
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What?
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Well I no longer believe Icy is garbage compared to Match, but it's too scary for the rest of us! Icy's just gotta!
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PENCIL! Do you not remember what you just said about seeing Icy's value as a team member?
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So, what are we thinking, W.O.A.H. Bunchers?
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Well, Coiny- uh, I- I mean Needle, I'm thinking that- ugh! His voice just reminds me we NEED to get Coiny back from space!
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I agree, but by now he's already billions of miles away! "I'm not here, Pin."
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What?
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Yeah, we need to focus on the contest at hand!
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I volunteer as tribute!
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Bomby is teleported into the compactor.
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Phew! Thanks, Bomby! I was panicking I'd have to be the first!
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Okay, Book's right. Icy don't gotta, but I DON'T WANNA DO IT, EITHER!
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Alright FreeSmart, let's think. The shorter a contestant's stature, the more time they'll have to gesture before the celining crushes them. So, *sigh*, I am the flattest when I lay on my side, so I should go in.
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Book is teleported into the compactor.
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Wow Book, we appreciate your sacrifice!
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Um, Puffy? My entire team is dead or glued to a tree. Can you recover them?
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Well, the only recovery center east of the canal was the HPRC BIF BOTET, which I ordered online for the Eiffel Tower last episode, and that's been dissolved in acid. So no, I can't recover them.
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Aw, man! Oh wait! Book, can I borrow your laser shooter?
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Book's. COMPETING. Right. Now.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Gelatin fires lasers at the Hand-powered Recovery Center, recovering Fries. He brings him over using a grappling hook.
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Ow!
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Gelatin does the same to recover Tennis Ball. He tries to bring Golf Ball over, but fails due to the superglue binding her to the tree.
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Did you really have to use such a sharp hook?
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Hooray! No-Name friends, I'm back on your team.
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For realsies? Yay! I'm so happy that we're together again! I hope nothing separates us-
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Tennis Ball, go into the chamber of death and do whatever the machine says.
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Aww, okay!
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Tennis Ball is teleported inside.
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All three teams have selected their first gesturer. W.O.A.H. Bunch picked Bomby, FreeSmart picked Book, and Team No-Name picked Tennis Ball. The charades begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO!
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Challenge[]
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"Rowing a boat"?
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"A sweater"?
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"Having hands"? WHAT?
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Book makes a rowing motion with her arms.
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What is Book doing?
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I think she's churning butter.
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Incorrect buzzer. The spiked ceiling in Book's chamber lowers.
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Wait, wrong answers make the crusher crush faster?
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That is correct.
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Yikesies!
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Guys, it's obvious. Book is trying to unclog her Yoyle toilet!
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Incorrect buzzer.
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Ruby! Let's think now. Is this how you unclog your toilet?
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Yeah, that's the way everyone does it. Isn't it?
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Oh my sewing store! Bomby dancing is so mesmerizing!
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But what object is he gesturing, Coin- I mean Needle?
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That's an easy one. It's a sweater!
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Correct buzzer. Bomby is teleported out and Nickel is teleported in.
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Wait, I'M the gesturer now? Hold on a sec. I didn't realize guessing correctly meant YOU go into the machine next! NO-
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Cut outside.
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Nickel has to realize we can't hear him.
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Seriously? How can I gesture having hands if I, you know, have no hands?
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Fries, do you know what Tennis Ball's doing?
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Uh, swinging his legs!
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Incorrect buzzer.
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Um- I'm not sure.
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Oh, I've got an idea!
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Tennis Ball waves with his right leg.
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Himself. X? Not himself. Hm. Gelatin, do you know what trait Tennis Ball is not?
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What is Tennis Ball not? Maybe good at building shields last episode! Haha!
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Incorrect buzzer.
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Gelatin! Your little joke could kill our team member! Are you okay with that?
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Well, uh, you seemed okay with killing team members when you crashed your car.
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ENOUGH!
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Oh my gosh! Stop fighting, team! My body's gonna get squished!
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Oh my word, I'm running out of room to row this boat. I gotta figure something out, or I'm dead!
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Alright guys, is it time to write our eulogies for Book? She's about to die.
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Wait, no! Look!
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Book opens herself as she lies down, pointing to the word "rowing" in her pages.
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Icy, you're right! Book's pointing at the word... oh right, I can't read.
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YES YOU CAN, RUBY!
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No I can't! *starts crying* I didn't go to Gem Scho-o-o-ol!
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Aw, alright, you're right. You were discriminated against. Anyway, it says "rowing".
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Book is teleported out and Pencil is teleported in.
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Augh! That was terrifying! Why couldn't you tell I was rowing a boat?
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Because YOU row boats the way I unclog toilets!
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Cut to Nickel stepping side to side.
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Heh heh! I would know this, because I experienced this. Nickel is playing Evil Leafy!
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Nickel is teleported out and Spongy is teleported in.
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WAIT SPONGY NO!
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Phew! I'm out!
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Oh no, I was worried Spongy would say the right answer, because he's our biggest team member and he-
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*crying*
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-might not fit in that trash compactor.
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OH DEAR, OH DEAR! THEY BETTER GET THIS! I'M ELASTIC, BUT NOT THIS ELASTIC!
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All I'm saying is you're responsible for Ruby, Pencil and Tennis Ball's deaths. Hehe, you're a cute little murderer!
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Hey! You better watch what you say! Wanna catch these HANDS?
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Tennis Ball is teleported out.
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Well, it looks like that's not happening. Hi TB!
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Let's see what my gesture is. "Blowing out a candle?" Hey, that's not too hard!
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What is Pence-Pence doing?
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Let me guess, Ruby: you think that-
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Is Pence-Pence unclogging a Yoyle toilet?
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Book facepalms. Cut to Spongy getting crushed.
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Team W.O.A.H. Bunch has lost a member. Now they are down to five- four if you don't count Coiny. The other teams also have four.
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I am sad about Spongy's death. BUT at least he's in a better place now!
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Cut to the Underworld. Spongy is now CGI with a human face and legs.
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(text-to-speech voice) Where am I? What is this place? Hello?
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Cut back to the challenge. Fries is in the trash compactor, doing the Gangnam Style.
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Man, I can't tell what Fries is trying to do.
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Gelatin?
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Yeah.
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Did you mean it when you said I couldn't build a good shield last episode?
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Uh- wait, you could hear that? I thought the chambers were soundproof!
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Well... I've been trying to read lips ever since you and Firey left the team so I could tell what was happening with FreeSmart when they were far away!
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Oh, well, that's impressive, but I didn't mean it about the building shields thing, okay? It was just a joke!
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It isn't a joke to me! My trebuchet failed, and now my shield failed. Are you calling me a failed inventor?
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No no no! I'm not!
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Golf Ball's the one with the factory, Golf Ball's the one with the Dream Sauce, everyone listens to her because they think she's the good inventor, and I'm the bad one!
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That's not true! That's not true! Well, uh, actually-
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Tennis Ball smacks Gelatin with his foot.
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Let's do this. Ooh! I know just what to do! *mimics Coiny's signature pose*
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OMPF! You're Coiny!
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Bomby is teleported out and Pin is teleported in.
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Hahahahaha! It's like I've got the voice and Bomby's got the pose! Together we're the whole package!
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Hahahaha! OMG, so funny! I can't believe it!
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Hahahahaha! He's Coiny, oh my gosh! So funny!
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Hee hee! My turn now! Let's see who I get! *imitate's Gelatin's ugly face* Uhh....
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*chuckles* No way! You're Gelatin!
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Hahaha! Gelatin's face was silly!
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That was hilarious, OMG!
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Ha ha ha! I can't wait to see who I gotta do! Ah! Well, Coiny was a trickster, so I can be a trickster too! *mimics Puffball's face from The Long-lost Yoyle City*
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Oh my mint! You're Puffball when she betrayed Team No-Name!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch continues to laugh at their impressions.
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Hahahaha! This is too much. Alright, who do I get to imitate?
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Nonexisty?! Oh God, I don't even know what he looks like! I uh, guess I'll channel my inner nonexistent self! *stands still*
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Hahahaha, um, what is Nickel doing now?
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Oh dear! I don't think Nickel understands the rules of this game!
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What's going through Nickel's head? His brain must be EMPTY!
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Now forgive me Pin-Pin, everyone can be a blithering dumb-dumb sometimes.
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You're right. Like you often are when we need you the most.
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The- the end is near. I might have one more shot at this! Gotta blow this candle the best I ever have! Time to use my finest exhaling technique!
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Pencil swivels around and blows, recovering Bubble.
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I- I- uh- uh-
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It's me, Boibble! You brought me back to life!
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No way! Is that Bubble? Yay!
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Yay!
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Yay!
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Technically the answer to Pencil's charade is not Bubble, so that is an incorrect answer, Ice Cube.
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Pencil and Bubble are crushed.
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FreeSmart is down to three living members. W.O.A.H. Bunch has five, and Team No-Name has four.
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Cut to the Underworld.
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(text-to-speech voice) Dear soap bubble, hooray! I must express my unbounded elation that you have returned! Where have you been all this time, Bubble?
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(text-to-speech voice) I am not Bubble.
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(text-to-speech voice) Ee-yew! Spongy! Why do you look like that? You're even uglier than I remember you, which is saying a lot.
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(text-to-speech voice) I humbly request you to stop acting so impolite, Pencil. Furthermore, I will also request that you look at yourself.
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AaAaAaAaAa-
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Charades montage begins.
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*Continues doing the Gangnam Style, but is crushed by the compactor*
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*Doing a dance whilst spinning knives, referencing Salmon Fiveyears*
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*Does a dance involving her extending and retracting her legs before flipping her smile into a frown, referencing Edd in "Just a Bit Crazy"*
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*Running on the spot, gasping for air, referencing Globe in "Object Overload 'Very Hot'"*
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*Performs a dance that involves contorting her body, referencing Tom in "Just a Bit Crazy"*
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*Still imitating Nonexisty; gets crushed*
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*Does a shuffle-like dance, referencing Jellygroove*
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*Jumps into the air and does a few poses before coming down, referencing "Everybody Do The Flop"*
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*Spins around before jumping into the air, referencing Pen in "Thanks for 4 years!"*
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Montage ends. It is now Pin's turn.
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I have to do the macaroni dance? Oh! That's an easy one! I used to do this all the time at parties, and I can even do it with my eyes closed! Left arm out, right arm out! Left palm up, right palm up! Left shoulder-
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What is Pin doing?
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I have no idea, but it's so dumb I'll crush her out out of SPITE! APPLE! ORANGE! BANANA! POTATO!
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Pin is crushed.
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Oh no! Not my fellow sharp ally! Well Bomby, now it's down to you and me.
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Technically, Coiny's still out there, so W.O.A.H. Bunch is at three living members. FreeSmart and Team No-Name also have three. Remember, whichever team loses all their members first is up for elimination.
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What? How am I gonna do that? Hm, I got an idea!
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Ice Cube does her ugly face from "Get Digging".
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Oh, I know! It's Icy's ugly face!
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Incorrect buzzer.
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Pencil better be glad she's not here to witness this. What's she doing now? Hm. Upside-down face? No! Handstand face? Oh my word! What could it be?
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Duh! It's Icy's beautiful face!
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Ice Cube is teleported out and Ruby is teleported in.
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Oh! Cause it's inverted! Wow, Icy, I'm honored to have witnessed your face of beauty!
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You're welcome!
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Cut to the Underworld. Pin, Nickel, and Fries walk into view.
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(text-to-speech voice, at same time as Nickel) Dear erasable drawing utensil, have you any conception of what is happening right now?
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(text-to-speech voice, at same time as Pin) Dear erasable drawing utensil, have you any conception of what is happening right now?
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(text-to-speech voice) Warmest greetings, American 5¢ denomination, potato-based consumable, and pushpin. I, like you three, have no conception of what is happening right now.
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(text-to-speech voice) That is sorrowful news. I would like to alert you the combustion happening near me is at a temperature far above my comfort level.
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(text-to-speech voice) Combustion? Unfortunately, I am unfamiliar with the definition of the word.
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Pencil is set on fire.
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(text-to-speech voice) Oh, you mean fire?
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(text-to-speech voice) You are correct in your assessment.
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(text-to-speech voice) Congratulations to us for our clear communication.
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(text-to-speech voice) Congratulations to us for our clear communication.
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(text-to-speech voice) I would like to join the conversation, too.
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Cut to Gelatin charading.
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What could that be? ...Oh, Gelatin's the Sender Scoop Thrower!
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Gelatin is teleported out and Tennis Ball is teleported in.
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Okay, so my next phrase is... oh my tennis ball factory, there's no way that's real!
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My word is- "playing Toss the Dirt?"
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Ruby! I thought you said you couldn't read!
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Book! I thought these chambers were soundproof!
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Ruby! I was reading your lips!
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Book! I just lied that I couldn't read, so I could gain some sympathy points from leader Pencil!
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Both of you, reading lips is against the rules, so as punishment, I will blindfold Book. *blindfolds Book* And change Ruby's phrase.
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Aw, man!
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Don't lip-read again, or there will be bigger consequences. GOT THAT?
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Yes, we got it. Okay, it looks like my next word is "eating sugar!" That's easy, I do that all the time. *imitates eating*
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It looks like Ruby's eating something, but the question is what?
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Well, I can't see, so the fate of the team rests on you, Icy.
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I bet she's eating vegetables!
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Incorrect buzzer, followed by wah-wah trumpet.
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Ew, no! Those are bitter! I'm eating something sweet! NOTICE MY SMILE?
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Oh, oh, I know! She's eating the poisoned remains of a dead contestant!
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What? They're not getting it? Alright, I gotta show them what I'm like after I eat the sugar. *starts bouncing around* Whee!!!
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Oh no!
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What's that noise? It sounds chaotic.
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Ruby's... um-
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Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee whee! Wooo! WOOOO!
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Ruby's bouncing causes the chamber to fall over and roll.
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Ruby's knocked the chamber over.
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Oh my word!
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And it's rolling down a hill!
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Well let's go chase it!
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FreeSmart goes past the first group of recommended characters.
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Okay, we get it, Ruby! You're eating sugar!
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Ruby is teleported out and Ice Cube is teleported in.
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Phew! Hey, wait up!
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AAAAAAH! HELP ME! SAVE ME!
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This is all your fault, Ruby! Icy, what's your word?
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*shakes legs while jumping*
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Well I can't see anything, so, Ruby, what's going on?
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She's wiggling her legs? Oh! She's the fish monster.
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Ice Cube is teleported out and Ruby is teleported in.
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My word is "acetylsalicylic acid?" I mean, I know what that is, but does he? Alright, let's give this a try.
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Uh... oh my gumdrop, this is a hard one.
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Come on Gelatin, come on!
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Hmm, I don't know. This is a doozy.
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Little Gelly, you must know acetylsalicylic acid! I have faith in you!
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Maybe this has something to do with my shadeshouse? I mean, business there is going well.
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I believe in you. You're smarter than your looks let on!
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Oh, it's tic-tac-toe!
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You're bandaging your leg!
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Yep! ...You're frying an egg!
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Yep! ...You're delivering a pizza!
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Yep! ...You're inhaling helium!
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Yep! ...You're acronymizing the last five phrases we just gestured!
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Yep!
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FreeSmart runs past the second group of recommended characters as they continue the challenge.
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You're writing a book!
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Correct! ...You're tossing away the trash!
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Correct! ...You're flying a kite!
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Correct. ...Um, oh man, I can't figure this one out.
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What's Icy doing?
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She's sort of getting larger, pointing at things, and swinging a knife around.
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That can't be right.
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Correct buzzer. Ice Cube is teleported out and Book is teleported in.
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Oh, I can't see. Now what?
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Come on, Gelatin, you have to get this! You're my only hope!
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Doy doy doy doy doy. I think the answer is, a... piece of poop!
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Incorrect buzzer.
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Ugh! This is so FRUSTRATING! Everyone on my team is such a numbskull! I tried to put up with them, but they let me down like this? Now I'm gonna be crushed, crushed to death, and it's gonna be so painful! How is it that nobody on the team knows anything about chemistry? ...Wait. Maybe there is someone. Someone out there far in the depths of the universe, who...
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Zoom out to the world, then zoom in to Golf Ball in Yoyleland.
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...Does.
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I still can't see! I still can't read what my clue is supposed to be!
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Book, take off the blindfold!
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Dramatic cut to see that a tree is just ahead.
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Wait, should I take off my blindfold? Oh, but Puffy said I wasn't allowed to read lips.
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Take off the blindfold!
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She can't hear you, Ruby!
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I gotta take it off!
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Book takes off the blindfold. The chamber crashes into the tree, shattering the glass. Book's phrase is "lips".
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*gasp*
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Book, you read "lips". It's time for you to suffer the CONSEQUENCES of your ACTIONS!
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Puffball Speaker Box slices Book to pieces with several knives.
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Book, I am severely disappointed in yo-
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Cut to Book's Shredded Body.
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Aw, that's tragic!
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FreeSmart now has only two members left. The other teams still have three. Remember, whichever team loses all their members first is up for elimination!
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Cut to the Underworld.
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(text-to-speech voice) Distinguished colleagues, I find it of utmost importance to deduce how we were transported to this alternate dimension.
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(text-to-speech voice) Dear pushpin, it is my belief that we are here because we reached a state incompatible with life in the overworld, all in the same manner, and by the same compressing apparatus.
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(text-to-speech voice) Dearest American 5¢ denomination, what is your implication?
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Nickel's saying we all got crushed by trash compactors! And that's how we got here. I don't know why you're talking like that, but I'm not gonna do it.
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Pencil flattens Fries with her long hand.
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(text-to-speech voice) Cherished compatriots, I must posit that the speech of this deluded fellow was of extreme difficulty to understand.
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(text-to-speech voice) I concur.
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Cut to Tennis Ball constructing a device from parts of the compactor.
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What is Tennis Ball doing?
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Tennis Ball's device shoots a laser towards the Moon. Cut to Golf Ball.
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I have been glued here for three months, and goshdarn it, I am so bored! Uh, this is like the beginning of an object show I watched recently. Wait, what's going on with the Moon? It's lighting up! I- huh? I don't believe my eyes! Is the Moon tracing out the shape of- no! It can't be! Acetylsalicylic acid?
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Tennis Ball is teleported out and Golf Ball is teleported in.
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Yay! My plan worked! And now I'm free from the trash compactor!
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Congrats, my boisterous boy TB! I have no idea how you did that, but I'm glad you're out!
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Yeah! It was thanks to my laser pointer that I constructed! I'm not too shabby of an inventor after all, am I?
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No, I guess you're not, But uh, we should-
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Should what? Appoint me the title of best inventor ever?
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No! We should... tell Golf Ball what's going on.
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Huh? I'm out? OMGBF! I'm out! I'm finally free of that science-forsaken tree after all this time! Ah, I can finally move my legs around again! Isn't freedom nice? ...What is going on now?
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Oh, don't worry Golfy! This is an easy challenge! Just read the phrase on the display and gesture it. And then if we guess it correctly, you'll be freed!
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*blink blink*
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Tennis Ball!
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What?
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The chambers are soundproof!
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Oh no! Golf Ball doesn't know what to do in there!
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Cut to an overly-dramatic sequence where Tennis Ball is trying to get Golf Ball to hear what she has to do, to no avail, and Golf Ball is slowly and ultimately crushed at the end.
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In the middle, Tennis Ball is seen mouthing:
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NOOOO!!! GOLF BALL!!!!!
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Now both Team No-Name and FreeSmart have two members, and W.O.A.H. Bunch has three.
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I don't think Coiny being in space counts, Puffy.
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I don't think YOU count, Needy.
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Needle slaps Puffball Speaker Box.
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DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!
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Oop! I just received intel that Coiny has finally asphyxiated to death in space, so yes Needle, your team is down to two members.
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Coiny's dead? That's so sad.
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I suppose. But besides that, don't you have another team member to save?
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Oh my sewing store! Bomby! I forgot to guess your gesture! What is it?
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*points in random directions*
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Oh, that's so easy to figure out. Your gesture is-
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Gelatin wraps his Revolutionary Headphones around Needle's mouth.
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Ha ha! No more guessy-guessing for you, Needy! Your team's doomed. Maybe you should've thought about that before placing those horrible headphones on me four months ago! ...What's that? How did I get the headphones off? Well, it turns out the superglue Yellow Face used is the same water-soluble glue we found in the evil hotel. So I just sprinkled some water on it, and voila!
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Gelatin, stop fighting with Needle and GUESS MY GESTURE ALREADY!
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Gah! I forgot about you, TB! How could I? Uh, you're trying to depict, um- TB, slow down please, I'm trying my hardest to figure it out! Uh... oh, I see! As TB's greatest friend, I know what I'm supposed to say here.
Tennis Ball. You are the GREATEST INVENTOR TO EVER EXIST! |
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That's not the answer.
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Tennis Ball is crushed.
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What? I swear that was the moral of the story, right?
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GelaTIN? More like, thing to step IN!
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Needle crushes Gelatin with her foot, while an audience cheers in the background.
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Phew! I was about to explode under the pressure!
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And with Gelatin's demise, Team No-Name has fully died off, which means they are up for elimination! Viewers, click the links in the description to give likes and dislikes to each Team No-Namer's YouTube video. Whoever gets the most likes will get a prize, and whoever gets the most dislikes will be eliminated from the Battle for Dream Island Again! See you all in BFDIA 10!
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The credits roll as Ice Cube and Ruby walk down a hill.
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How did we get off so easy?
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You know Icy, I think after our trash compactor shattered, Puffy just forgot to give us a new one. So that's why she let us walk off scot-free!
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Wow! Sometimes the best strategy involves destroying things.
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True. *gasp* But wait, where's Pencil?
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Cut to the Underworld.
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(text-to-speech voice) Admired acquaintances, I warmly appreciate your gracious company. However, I am still combusting, and I am frankly disappointed none of you are taking initiative to assist me with this matter.
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(text-to-speech voice) ...I ain't helping someone who called me ugly.
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The episode ends
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