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Cold open

Four's Fantasy World

We open on Match and Stapy in the plains, seemingly restored to its original appearance.

Yo, Match! Check this out! (groans)

Stapy bends one of his staples into the shape of Four.

Ta-da!

Ew. And what's like, that supposed to be, anyway?

Uh, isn't it obvious? It's my favorite host, of course!

Don't you mean, like, our favorite host? (pan right and Four is standng in the distance) Look, look, Four's here! (running towards him) He's like, here!

Ha-ha! Of course, little Matchy! It's time for the grand finale! I could never miss this! Where's my final two?

Over here! You are the best host ever! Even better than Ice Cube could ever be as the host!

Your obsession with Ice Cube confuses me, but I appreciate it nonetheless.

And I have a much, much lower appreciation of Ice Cube, but I also agree you're probably better than her. Maybe. Everyone! Let's all chant Four's name!

	Four! Four! Four! Four!
	Four! Four! Four! Four!

Wow! Ha ha! Thank you so much for the support, everyone!

(above) Say, he's been gone for a while. (THUD. Push in on Four's shocked face])I wonder when Four's coming back.

"Coming back"? Four, what DOES this mean?

No! Nothing! It's nothing!

The background starts to shake.

"Coming back"? Come back, Four!

Did you go somewhere, Four?

Wait, you left? Where to?

Four, what did it mean, "coming back"? What happened?

Like, tell us already! Don't leave us, like, in the dark!

Uh, hello? (taps Four) Anybody home in there? Where did you go?

(worried) Just let me stay! Let me stay in here forever!

(above) Flower?! What on Four did you just do?!

Cut to black.

Four doesn't want to go

We're now on the Four cactus, which moves. The camera pans to Flower and Gelatin; the ground starts to shake.

Uh.. FLOWER? What on Four did you just do?!

Nothing! I didn't think I did anything... What the--?!

The ground cracks, forming Four's mouth.

Flower! What happened?! What do we do?!

The shaking stops.

What the petal was that?!

Uhh, well whatever it was has seems to be over.

The ground has cracked into what appears to be a rendition of Four's face talking to them through the ground.

THIS IS YOUR WARNING! LET ME STAY IN HERE FOREVER! AND LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONNE!!

Four continues yelling.

Yikes! We're sorry! Ok we're sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry!

The face descends into the ground.

Ehehe! Looks like that's all over! Roll credits!

Silence.

Oooor we can keep the episode going or something, maybe-

Let's go help! Right now! (runs off)

Yeah that was my other idea! End the episode oooor... uhhh... find help or whatever, either works. (follows her)

Hello, X'y!

Hmmmmmmmmm-

You haven't moved in a good few- (looks at their golden watch) Wait, I think this watch is off by a couple of minutes. (fixes watch) Ok! It's fixed! So you haven't moved in a few couple of months, so I was wondering if you wanted to come join us in the TV Studio or something.

No! I'm all good. Staying right here, thanks.

Why there? Why not where I am... (moves twice) or maybe here? Or why not here?

THIS is the exact spot where Four descended into the desert, and I'm not leaving his side!

Then I'll join you for a little bit! (sits with X) We sure are good friends!

Well then, I, uhhhh... will be thankful! So YEAH! Thank you. My tone is ANGRY! Because the FOUR situation. My THANK YOUs are GENUINE! So yeah, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Season coming to an end

Revealing the cake

Cut to the projector showing the Grand Cake.

So, Bubble? The Grand Cake isn't so hideous this time, is it?

I don't know how to tell you this, but... it might actually be worse.

In denial, I suppose. Surprise, surprise.

Guys! We came here as fast as we could!

Something really big happened you guys! So basica-

True. And that "big thing" is that the final episode has begun. So let's begin.

No! Announcer, not that! We REALLY-

Shush. It is quiet time for you. Let's begin.

Intro.

The final Cake at Stake

We have a large crowd watching us today.

A quick zoom out reveals the "large crowd" Announcer mentioned only consists of...

WOO! THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME! THIS IS AWESOME!!

Wow! What a big crowd!

Um- it seems I forgot to send out all the other invitations. Oh no.

Don't worry! One of me in the audience is better than 50 of some other randoms, anyways.

That's good to hear. Today's Cake at Stake will determine the winner of this entire season of BFB. That lucky munchkin will receive 3 prizes, the most for one contestant ever.

WOOOO! YAAAAAAAY!

Thank you, Birthday Cake. Speaking of cake, the first of the prizes is the Grand Cake.

	U-uhh... ehh... uh, I dunno..? It just looks a little cruddy... I 'on know?
	(mumbles) I dunno, that looks kinda weird. That's kinda... oh, geez, that cake uh... that's a bit of a fixer upser.

I spent all day on it.

	U-uhh... ehh... uh, I dunno..? It just-
	(mumbles) I dunno, that looks kinda weird. That's kinda-

I was expecting you guys to give a nicer reply after I said all that. Whatever. The second prize is the BFB.

Yeah, sick! (beatboxes)

The BFB repeats Gelatin's beatboxing.

And finally, the...

The... what?

The... (sigh), the BFDI.

Flower and Gelatin chatter excitedly.

So without further ado, I'm curious. Eliminated contestants, I wanna know your opinion on who would want to win the season of BFB.

Me! My opinion is that it'd be pretty awesome if I could win BFB.

But Blocky, you aren't one of the possible contenders.

Pssh! Yeah, I know that.

So, why did you think that would?

But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion, so I thought I could fudge the rules and-

Blocky.

What?

Stop talking.

Blocky frowns like Eraser in BFDI 9 and BFDI 25.

Back to reality now. Who, among Flower and Gelatin, do you want to win?

Uhh, uhh, hmm. Gelatin. Why not?

Ooh, a Gelatin voter eh? I want to be a contrarian, so I'll vote Flower.

Ooh, me too! You get it fashion queen!

Wait! But now we're the majority opinion! May I change my answer?

No, you may not.

Gelatin's got this! I always appreciate a guy who knows how to strut his style... by impersonating my style, and breaking the law and going to jail and-

Alright, we'll just move on from that, I guess. You got this Gelatin! Sometimes one vote can mean everything!

Oh my bubble blower! Gelatin's just gotta win!

Tacster made a great point about one vote meaning everything, and that's why I'm voting Flower.

Thought we were buddies, Blockster.

Ohhh, right. Uhh, Gelatin it is then! Hah!

Blocky slides to Announcer.

Hey! Just keep this between us, okay, Announcer? But I'm really gonna lock my vote in for Flower.

(through a megaphone) Blocky's vote is now locked in for Flower.

I'm gonna vote my friend Flower too! Hopefully a vote from one winner to another.

Flower! Go, go, Flower!

I've spent years and years with both of you so it's hard to choose between you!

Aw, that's so true! Profily's relationships with both of these finalists is so complex and dates back so far, it must be so hard for them to choose!

But I'm feeling like a nature lover today! Good luck gal!

Heyy, why do you get a vote!? Ehem! If funny circle friend...

Profily.

If Profily can vote, I can too! And I'm voting Gelatin, just to spite Profily!

Well, I'm voting for Flower!

Everyone gasps.

Lollipop, why!? Newbie Alliance, remember?

Because, I gave you my coloring and you- you purposefully threw it away! How could you!?

Oh Lollipop, no! I could never erase your masterpiece! It's actually way simpler than that. All that happened is I had a really painful fiery death, and when I was respawned, I was just normal me again.

Ohhh, so you just died... I thought it was something serious or upsetting. Okay! I vote Gelatin!

Yayy!

I vote Flower 'cause she's a plant! And also, she voted for me last time. Gotta pay it forward.

Thanks, plant buddy!

Teardrop, are you going to vote?

Teardrop points at Gelatin, and a dotted line forms from her finger to Gelatin.

Thanks, Teadster! Really appreciate it!

So it's all tied up. 7-7. Thanks for nothing. I guess it all comes down to the viewers after all. So finally, we're going to need a drumroll.

Don't worry! I'll be of assistance!

Birthday Cake gets flinged while sputtering a drumroll.

Eliminated contestants. Make a good ol' drumroll for our current contestants. They deserve it.

Lollipop, Leafy, and Profily do a disharmonic drumroll. Announcer sticks a piece of paper reading "GELATIN 48,890" on the voting screen.

Wow! Another insanely close vote. Good job, everyone.

(removing the piece of paper) This is clearly just paper.

I was trying to preserve your feelings by pretending it was closer than it was.

(seeing the 28,240 votes) Oh. Uh, I see.

Flower, you received 48,891 votes out of a total of 77,131 votes. Congratulations. You win BFB alongside the three prizes this Cake at Stake awards you with.

Oh my meat factory. Well! At least this makes me the runner-up! Congrats, Flower! Good game!

You too, Gelly Man!

The true BFB

The BFB glows.

Uh, guys? The BFB screen thing. Magic- uh, what's happening to it?

Is this thing deep-frying?

The BFB starts to ascend.

What the?

So beautiful!

The BFB turns into a deep-fried image similar to the BFDI before it falls down.

Wow! There it is! The BFB!

Ruby squirts mustard onto the BFB.

This is gonna be de-lish!

Ruby licks the BFB.

Guys? I knew it was tasty. But with mustard? No competition, guys. No competition. Now where did I leave my ketchup?

Stop putting condiments on the prize of the season. Flower, here is the Grand Cake. Feel free to put condiments on this prize for the season.

Uhh, thanks! I guess.

And here's the BFB.

I still can't believe this is happening! I won BFB!? Like, really!?

Still not appreciative, huh Flower?

Oh gosh. Not you Carrot Cakes again! Just slap me and be on with it!

Don't worry. Nothing like that today. I'm just here to deliver you your happy thought!

The happy thought starts:

And the winner of BFB is Gelatin.

Yes! I did it! Newbie alliance, we did it guys! It paid off!

Congrats, Jell-o. We did it, buddy.

And here's your BFB, of course.

Yoo! Let's go!

Congratulations on the win, Gelatin. You deserve it.

Thanks so much, Flower! You're a great competitor!

The happy thought ends.

Soo, what was the happy thought, Flower?

Well, you're my friend so I can trust you, right?

Sure, buddy!

I... look! I'm happy I won and all, but I think I would've also been happy if Gelatin won. Maybe it'll be cool if I shared a prize with him or something.

I'm not gonna tell what to do with your prize because it's yours. But I'll just say, I had an opportunity to share my prize with someone close to me. And I made a mistake. Whereas right now, you have an opportunity, Flower.

Hmm, thanks Firey.

Second place ain't half bad, buddy. I'm proud of you.

Thank you! I forgot we were competing for a while.

You what? For how long?

Three years or so.

Sharing the prize

Yo, Jelly Head!

Hey Flower! Congrats again on the win!

I think in a lot of ways, you truly won, Gelatin.

Huh? How so?

Look at the alliance you made, Jell-o! I might've won the season but you made a lot of close relationships! Nothing beats that.

Yeah, I guess there is a victory in everything. Thanks, Flower!

I also think you've earned this. (gives the BFB to Gelatin)

W-what? W- Flower? Y-y-y-you won this! (scoots on over to Lollipop) ...Right, Lollipop? Flower won this, right?

(nods)

O-okay, Flower, you won this!

I wanted to win the show, Jell-o. I've done that. I think you deserve this and you clearly want it, haha!

(voice breaking in sheer surprise) This r...really means a lot to me! Thanks so much, Flower!

Flower and Gelatin hug.

That was so cool! All right, Jelly Boy. Let's see how this BFB thing works anyway.

Alrighty! Do I just open it like a book? A-and... (activates the BFB)

The BFB plays Getting Teardrop to Talk.

Woah, it's episode one of the season, guys! It's literally BFB! (fast forwards the BFB to BFB 3) And I could scrub along and... (scrubs to BFB 4) Guys, look! (scrubs to BFB 5) It's all our little moments throughout the season! (scrubs to BFB 8) Why did my voice sound so weird back then? (scrubs to BFB 6) Look! Teadster! It's you! And... OMG! I gotta check this out! (scrubs to Gelatin beatboxing in BFB 16) Here it is! See? Pretty cool, right folks?

And I thought once was enough! Haha!

(rewinds the beatboxing clip twice)

...no, seriously, once was more than enough.

(rewinds more)

Gelatin. Take the hint. Once was enough.

(pauses the BFB) Heh! Sorry.

This is pretty cool though. Seems like Four has somehow made this high-tech deep-fried seasonal block that preserves all the video footage of this season! Fascinating! I wonder if he was involved in the making of the BFDI prize too. Then-

Beatbox.

Sigh. Yes, Gelatin. Beatbox. But I wonder why Four would go through so much effort to make these?

'Cause he's dumb?

(sarcastically) Yes. That is exactly correct.

BFDI on the run

Chase for the BFDI

And I believe I'm owed one more prize. Right, Speakery?

(stuttering) Uh, yep. You win the f-the, uh, e-the, yikes, the.

The BFDI. Come on Announcer, we went through enough to win this.

Sigh. Fine. A competition is a competition. You've earned it. Here is the BFDI.

Thank you! (tries to grab it but it's... stuck?!) I-I-I- give it! Announcer! Give it!

(gets the BFDI) Hah! Gelatin or Flower? Having the BFDI?! I don't think so! It's Purple Face time! (cackles)

Was wondering when you were gonna, y'know, do what you do. Makes sense.

(chasing Purple Face) Purple Face, get back here! That BFDI is not yours!

Yeah, it's mine.

(screaming) Also not true!

Purple Face. You are not taking off with that prize that easily.

Guys! Let's help Flower grab her prize! After Purple Bro!

The Have Nots (except Spongy and Loser) chase Purple Face.

What's even his plan here?

Look's like he's heading for the gold bus!

(goes inside the gold bus)

Quickly, guys!

(laughs deviously) Oh... The ultimate escape! I'll just hide the BFDI under this seat here, and drive! (laughs) Now I'm swiftly away from all those annoying contest-!

He looks behind him to see Spongy on the seats.

Uhhh, I was relaxing here.

Will you tell anyone where I hid the BFDI? Is this gonna be a problem?

I won't tell anyone if I can just relax here in peace.

Sure thing!

Then my lips are sealed!

Quick, everyone! ...or slowly. We're not exactly in a rush here.

The Have Nots, except Spongy and Loser, enters the bus.

Duh! What?! Curses! You're somehow caught up quick! Too bad you'll never know where I hid the BFDI! (laughs schemingly)

Purple Face hid it under a chair at the back of the bus. (smiles smugly)

You... YOU... said you wouldn't tell anyone about that! Goober!

I said I wouldn't as long as I could relax in peace, and you broke that deal, dum-dum.

G-grrrrrrrrr!

A little talk with X

In the desert.

Hello once again, yellow friend! Still here, I see?

This is the last episode! BFB means so much to him! I just know he'll come back!

So, anyway, can you explain this whole desert thing to me anyway? Where is he?

He's right here. On the ground. Pat. Pat.

Okay. And you are right here. Pat, pat, paaaaaat...

(displays Four's mind) Four is just living in their own head right now. I've just been here watching all these weird BFDI episodes they keep scripting out.

W-w-wait, what?

See? He's making a season finale with Pencil and Bracelety right now.

Well, that's good news at least! Close to the end of the season!

This is the 43rd hypothetical season. I've watched them run through their head.

Ah. Not as good then, is it? Say, how did I do in this season?

Uhh, you're not exactly in this season.

Not in it as in I'm... not in the final two? Because I came third? Aha, I will take it!

Uhh, yeah. Third. Let's go with that, why not?

I suppose they're, like, escaping because they didn't feel wanted, huh?

Like... with the Speakery host stuff?

I mean, the whole Pillary Ruins, too! I guess. Remember when Four was in jail? And the party stuff? No one cared. And everyone loving Announcery Ferfouncery must've been rough. I dunno. No one wants to be forgotten and brushed aside. I know that better than anyone.

Wait. So, you think Four would come back if... we just showed him we cared about him?

Of course! I mean, that's why they left in the first place right? What we need to do is give Four a big, big, hug!

Profily hugs a Four cactus, ascends and warps.

(screams) Someone help me! Guys! Whatever you do! Don't hug the cactus! It's deadly, I'm serious! (pops)

Profily gets revived by X.

Let's ignore that last moment, but maybe if I try hugging the ground, huh? (hugs ground)

Yeah... anyway, thank you Profily! I have to go.

Oh? So I guess I'll, uh, just stay here then, haha. Profily and Four time! Haha. Hmm? Hey Four... Can you hear me? (pats) Wake up! Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now!

Fantasy shattered

In Four's head.

Wow! I'm so glad I won the prize! (takes out prize which is a scribble) This, uh, this thing. It's really good!

You're very welcome! We've done so many seasons. We were running out of prizes. But thankfully, that one is really good!

That's what I just said.

The ground starts to shake and Profily's voice is heard from the sky.

Hey Four... Can you hear me? Wake up! (knocks) Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now!

What's, uh, what's going on out there? And who was that? Have you tried waking up?

M-wake up? Uh-I don't want to though.

We don't need 'em, Four! You can stay here! Forever! We all like you, at least!

Why did you emphasize we? Who doesn't like me?

Oh, like, Four! You know the answer to that! Hah hah hah hah!

Everyone except us! But don't worry Four, I don't have a favorite number. But I do have a favorite host! You.

Oh man. I made you guys up, didn't I? None of this is even real, is it?

Great detective work, buddy. Did that take you all day? (sarcastic clapping)

So even the fake version of you that I made up in my head still behaves like this, huh?

Ahahahahahahahah! Even, like, your fake friends inside your own head hate you.

And it doesn't even stop here! Everyone up there hates me too!

(deadpan) Don't say that...

They rejected me! They liked their little speaker box! Well then they can have him. I get it guys. I'll never be as good!

But then, why won't they leave you alone?

Very good question, Match!

I'm you. I'm a figment of your imagination, remember?

Uh, yes. I get that.

I'm just, like, pointing out that you just, like, complimented yourself on your own idea. Yikes.

Okay, this conversation derailed rather quickly.

Regardless! They all pushed me away! And now they won't leave me alone. Well you know what I say to that? Imaginary 8-Ball, they don't get to have me back. They can keep the weird speaker box forever!

They won't even care.

Grr!

Four shoots eye lasers at 8-Ball.

And you wonder why they all rejected you, huh?

This is not my fault!

Seriously?

You kill people for fun, and you torture us with eternal math! And get angry if we don't DO IT!!

Not to mention all the guilt-tripping and overpossessiveness!

M-stop talking! I don't need you imaginary folks anyway!

Four snaps the imaginary EXITors away.

In fact, I don't need any of you! Real or not! HRNGGG! (grows)

MUA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!

Back to the desert.

Guys! Please! Can you all help me?

U-whatever you need little X! Don't I need to avenge you for something or whatever?

Never mind that. Help me with this, and we'll consider the score even. I need you all to help me save Four!

Save Four!? What if he pulls my fingers again?

And, when he did pull your finger, there was no punchline!

It also REALLY hurt me!

Yeah, but, the worst part was that there was no "pull my finger" punchline.

You want us to save Four? I mean, Four wouldn't save us!

You all chose to partake in Four's show. Please just help me get him back. If not for him, then for me! Please!

X never steered us wrong, guys! Come on! (to X) So what do you need pal?

Just, follow me. And.. bring the BFB.

You got it! Hup! Hup! Hup!

(building sandcastles using blue dirt) ♪Lalala, building sandcastles, minding my own business, and singing to myself like the legend that I am!♪

Four rises from the desert as a sand structure.

Wait just one second! My sandcastles are good but I don't remember building THAT one, am I right, folks? Hahahaha!

Close your mouth and LEAVE ME ALONE!

Huh, y'know, it's kinda weird. All this Four talk and now it feels like I'm seeing him everywhere I look!

The chase for the BFDI continues

Back to the golden bus.

Spongy said the BFDI is under the seat. Quick, let's grab it!

Nope! No, no, noooOOOO! This is my BFDI, now and forever!

Why are you DOING this, Purple Breath?!

I understand the feeling of wanting to steal something, but why the BFDI, Purple Man?

Oh, Hnhnhnwahaha! You want to know the truth behind my evil schemes, huh? Well...

Scene cuts to Purple Face's final 14 flashback. During the flashback, you'll almost hear the Announcer talking.

Remember back in the final 14, where if you move the camera to the right, Profily was there? Well, if you move the camera to the left, Announcer was there!

(In flashback) Hey guys, what's up?

If you move the camera up, I was there, ALL ALONG!

(In flashback) Ah, yes. I am evil! And I have evil, big wings too!

Scene cuts back to the golden bus.

Actual answer, RIGHT NOW!

'BECAUSE NONE OF YOU RESPECT MEEE!

The Escape with Four

The chase is on

Scene cuts to Profily and Four.

'I was furious when I was sent away to the Pillary Ruins at first. But now I realize that's the best fate for me. Alone and forgotten. But at least I'll be in peace!'

Four flees the desert. X runs over to Profily.

Profily! What just happened over here?

Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks.

Ooh! I know how to get there super fast! (takes out the..) The FreeSmart SuperVan!

Oh no! I thought this thing got wrecked!

Well, it's been a while, Lolly. I fixed it.

(gritting her teeth) That's... that's great!

Noice thinking Ruby! You're so smoirt!

I know... Now, everyone get in!

The Have Cots and X get in.

Is there a radio on this thing?

That's broken... but luckily, I have my voice-box.

Ruby, don't you dare!

Brief battle for the BFDI

In the desert.

You guys don't thank me for my TV idea?! I keep being confused HOSTING stuff! I-I-I bet you guys wish, I was back, in my box, don't you?!

A little bit.

Purple Man! I think your contributions have been great!

Yeah! Remember the sweater I gave you? The Earth took a major toll for that piece of art. That's for sure.

Hmm... true.

(wrests the BFDI with Purple Face) So give me the BFDI right this second!

Guh t- p- bwahh!

The BFDI lands in front of Announcer.

No! I need something for my hard work!

Back where it belongs. It's my show. It belongs to me.

(kicks Announcer) Well, I won the first season! I deserve it the most!

(seizes the BFDI) Well, I want to rewatch the Barf Bag contest. Clearly my motivation is best so I deserve it.

I already let Firey lose one prize. I won't let him lose another!

(gets the BFDI) Hnn-cah! No more fighting, or else no one keeps it!

(crushes Woody) I deserve it! I've been eliminated FOUR times!

BFDI stands for my very own show! Think it's mine, guys.

Hand it over!

It's mine.

Everyone on the bus groans tugging the prize. Back to the Supervan, which is driving along the familiar sights of the Evil Forest.

We haven't seen Four since the desert. The lack of Four sightings is alarming. Maybe we should turn around?

Luckily, we have a very special, smart friend for this type of stuff. Droplet. Do you notice anything unusual nearby that can relate to Four?

(scouts and points at the tree Four possessed, with a dotted line hitting Four.)

Gah! Just leave me alone already. (flees the forest)

Great work, gang! After him!

Everyone on the bus groans still tugging the prize. The bus trips over and everyone screams.

What the... What just happened?

The world went sideways, duh. Clearly someone didn't take Gelatin's earth class.

I think the bus is dangling from something.

The bus dangles over the cliff.

You didn't stop the bus, Purple Bro?!

It drives by itself. Once I got it started, you all distracted me! This is all your fault! Not mine at all!

Guys. Okay, everybody just calm down. Just hand me the BFDI, and then we can just all be done with this.

Cut it OUT! What has gotten INTO all of you!? The BFDI is cool, but this is so reckless and ridiculous. Everyone get off of this bus before we all die! Nothing is worth this type of nonsense!

Alright, gang. We're gonna need to climb up outta here! Quickly everyone!

Everyone gets out of the bus except Flower, Announcer and Purple Face.

Uh... Where's Flower, guys?

And Purpley Boy?

And the Speaker Box?

Don't tell me they all stayed on that bus!

The BFDI is still in there too!

Everyone on the bus does the BFB reaction. Back inside...

I need it! I've worked so hard for it this season!

As of I! I need it more than anyone!

BFDI is literally mine. I deserve this. Pretty please?

But I won it!

I haven't been paid all season! This is payment enough for me!

I waited for years to return for this. Don't let it go to waste.

Oh, why is it so important, Speaker Face? Just... get another copy!

That's exactly it. This is the only remaining copy of the entire show.

Purple Face and Flower look shocked.

Ruins and Motives

The Supervan reaches the courthouse which is currently possessed by Four.

We can see you Four.

Not a great disguise, buddy!

Curses! (escapes)

I can't believe he's protesting this much! BFB means so SO much to him!

Really? Why?

Oh! Well, back in the day, BFDI was his favorite show.

'Kay! U- wait, really?

Back at the desert...

So, wait. None of it is preserved, like, at all!?

Some clips exist on the internet, but this is the last existing archive of the whole show. It's my life's work. I need it.

Wanna talk about life's work? My entire life's work was starring in one Yellow Face commercial. Then I was boxed away and then a-then I did a variety hour! I've only done enough things to fit on one hand! (sticks out three-digited hand)

Hey. The hand gag is mine.

You're not giving yourself enough credit, Purple Bro. You hosted a Cake at Stake and explored an oven with us! Sometimes you can tell you aren't welcome if people questioned why you're around. But I don't think anyone did that with you! We got used to seeing you around and if anything, it was nice to have a host around that we knew wouldn't blast a laser at us every three seconds. Truly, you've been integral to BFB, Purpley. We really like you being here with us.

Wow. Thank you, Flower.

The SuperVan parks behind the High-speed Express Train.

It's the high-speed express train! Thanks, SuperVan. You've done a great job.

The Have Cots, Loser, and X get off.

Fantastic use of the van, Ruby!

It's great this thing is back in action! Alright, guys. Let's all board the express train! We can beat Four back to the Pillary Ruins!

Four appears from the ground.

Wow! That train does look fast! Thanks for the idea, Lolly Head!

Four possesses the train.

Leave me alone, folks! Choo choo!

Four speeds off.

Maybe we... shouldn't have announced our plans.

I feel conflicted. On the one hand, I find Four's presence very scary and alarming, but then he goes and says "Choo choo!" which must be like the least threatening phrase ever. Y'know what I mean?

CHOO! CHOO!

Ruby punches Balloony to half-deflation.

Think again, Balloon buddy!

Luckily we have a backup! The steam train is still here!

Excellent idea, my friend! Everyone, get on!

Everyone gets in. Back at the bus...

Okay! N-okay... Mmmaybe, I'm being selfish by wanting the BFDI so badly.

You have an interesting definition of the word "maybe".

Flower, you earned it. Thanks for making me realize. I'm not just some dumb cameo in a commercial. You know, Flower, you've really changed. I'm heading out. See you folks, outside!

Well it's just us now. I guess we can argue and argue over who gets it, but maybe that's not fair. You did win it.

Nah, I don't want it anymore. What Purple Face just said, that's worth the win in itself. Keep the BFDI, buddy. Let's get out of this death trap.

Flower and Announcer step out as the bus falls.

I've decided that the BFDI belongs to our Speakery pal here! Anyway, glad that's settled! I guess every finale has something wild in it but it's all settled now!

Agree. Thank goodness there's not some other, even bigger conflict going on. That would be lame.

So, is it just me that notices the desert is no longer... blue?

Hegh, we're not quite finished, are we?

A fan back then

The steam train chugs along.

-So... what? Four was a big fan of BFDI, you said?

Yeah, I mean, we definitely have free time. Wanna explain that?

Four wasn't just a big fan, Four was... the BIGGEST fan! Bigger than you can possibly imagine.

Flashback.

(narrating) He'd sit and memorize BFDI episodes. He was in LOVE with it!

(in flashback) Still watching that BFBDFI show thing? Are you?

Uh huh, oh! Shh! This is my favorite scene of this episode!

(on the TV) Let's take some time to commemorate Blocky's elimination.

No! Pssh. Let's not do that.

	(in episode) I agree! Let's not.
	(along with Leafy) I agree! Let's not.

(on the TV) Fine. Whatever.

One day, X, people are gonna be quoting me! I'm gonna be on that show!

Really, Four?

The world's gonna know my name! I'll be the favorite! (smirks) I'LL BE THE FAVORITE.

(narrating) Once the second season finished, Four compiled all of his recordings of the episodes into a block, creating the BFDI!

End of the flashback.

And I think that might be the only preservation of the first two seasons left!

Wow. He was such a huge super-fan, and he got his chance to host the show and...

We all rejected him.

I just want to point out though, Four was kind of mean to us.

That's true, too.

Maybe, we were all a little mean here.

The steam train comes to a complete stop, and the contestants get off.

But, we have time to fix any damage! Let's save our favorite alien friend!

Hey!

Uh- ONE of our favorite alien friends. Hurray, let's do it!

Everyone runs. Meanwhile, Flower and the others return to Profily's location.

Hello, we are back!

Oh, why, hello.

So what happened?

Well, you guys all left, but then you came back.

Did you somehow think we were asking you what happened to us? What happened to everyone else?

Ohh. Four became conscious again and flipped to the Pillary Ruins. I think.

What?! Guys, we need to go help right now!

Nah.

Huh, we have to help!

They've got it covered. I'm sure they'll know what to do.

So what are you suggesting we do in the meantime? Nothing.

Actually, I had a better idea! I'm gonna need help setting something up, folks.

We cut to Gelatin's gang inside the temple of the Pillary Ruins.

Where could he be?

I really thought this would be the landmark in the Pillary Ruins you would come to. Sorry guys.

I know one final place he might be, and I know it all too well. (Balloony heads to the BRB) Yup, guys I found him.

Where, Balloony?

Right, up there. (Balloony points to the BRB, which Four has possessed.)

Teardrop, you know how to just run up to this thing, right?

Teardrop nods her head.

Then take it away Tearster! You got this buddy.

Everyone, hold hands and hold on tight! We're heading up to the BRB!

Four's final stand

The Big Flying Building

Everyone holds hands with each other as Teardrop runs up the BRB.

I asked you to leave me alone. You didn't listen. I asked to be here in the ruins by myself, and you didn't listen. There's only one place I can think of more lonely and empty than this place, and you've all PUSHED ME TO THIS!!! HNNNGH....

As Four strains, the building starts to shake. Cut to everyone else in the BRB.

What on Four's BRB is going on up there?

I think he might be propelling UP! The BRB is lifting, guys!!!

As Loser speaks, the BRB begins to crack, then splits into two while the top half with Four and everyone else in it goes up.

Wheee! We're flying!!!

This is not a happy occasion, Ruby!!!

AHHHH!!! WE'RE FLYING!

Everyone screams as the BRB keeps going up until it successfully reaches space. Everyone lands on the sun and Four sinks into it. Cut to everyone in the desert preparing the something.

I wonder how the saving Four stuff is going?

Firey and Flower see Four sink into the sun, turning everything blue, and Firey drops the F in his hand, startled.

...about as well as I expected so far.

A brief Two-ntervention

Meanwhile, Clock is seen running to Two, who is playing with building blocks.

Uh... Hey, Two! You're more powerful than Four, right? Can't you do something about this sun thing?

I don't know where you heard that. But, anyways, I'd rather stay out of it.

But, the sun is BLUE!

And I'm green!

Revelations and Confessions

Cut to everyone on the sun trying to get Four to talk.

Talk to us, Four! I demand it!

FOUR!!! Time to chat now, buddy!!

Here, Four, Four, Four! Heeeere, Four, Four, Four, Four, Four!

Can't avoid your best mate Ruby for long, Four! It's time to chit-chat!

PLEASE!! WHY WON'T YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?! YOU DON'T WANT ME AS YOUR HOST, I GET IT! WHATEVER!! I'VE MOVED ON, SO WHY WON'T YOU?!

BECAUSE WE'RE MAD, OKAY?! We're mad at YOU, FOUR! YOU come in, and make us compete for these PRIZES, and you HURT US! And you're MEAN to us! And then we all choose to STILL compete for your prize, and you continue to hurt us, and, I-I don't know, pulling our fingers so we feel pain for your own BENEFIT?! Or, like, KILLING us, or doing that weird thing where you spin us into weird shapes?! And you put ALL OF US in CAGES for MONTHS?! We LIKE you, Four! That's why we stayed, but you can't expect us to remain fully committed when you don't even TREAT us nicely!

*looks hurt for Four*

Maybe... maybe I was too harsh there. I just-

No, you're right. I'm sorry.

Thank you. And for what it's worth, Four, we're sorry too. We obviously enjoyed your hosting this season. People don't compete for 30 episodes for something they actively dislike. Sure, some people did move on, but what matters is that we stayed. We were here for you, buddy.

Yeah, we've had a great time being in your season, Four.

And we got cool sweaters and did weird different challenges, like building a tower and stuff.

And to be fair, while the BRB was rough, we did get tablets and stuff to use in those cages.

It's been so fun, if only there was some... way to show you how we've had fun.

Flawless segue, Loser. But regardless, we can show you how much fun we had, Four, with the BFB.

Gelatin activates the BFB. The BFB plays "Who Stole Donut's Diary?".

Let's party, Taco!

Cuts to "The Hidden Contestant.

X, you're a true blue friend!

I'm not blue.

Cuts to "The Liar Ball You Don't Want". It plays the clip of everyone playing with the poppers.

Cuts to "Who Stole Donut's Diary?". It plays the clip of Leafy and Firey hugging.

Cuts to "Getting Teardrop to Talk".

Weee!

Bell swings into Gelatin's fractal made out of forks, causing it to fall over.

Yay!

Cuts to "Let's Raid The Warehouse".

Now we're climbing a mountain!

It then cuts to the elimination in "Who Stole Donut's Diary?" while laughing noises from the beginning of "The Liar Ball You Don't Want" plays. Gelatin then pauses the BFB.

It's been a really fun season, Four. Thanks for hosting it.

A happy ending

True blue friends

Four unmerges himself from the Sun and reverts back to his original self.

You're welcome, Gelatin. Thanks for being such a great player. You're a true winner in my eyes. Congratulations on winning by the way.

(laughs) Flower won.

Oh dear, I had a lot of money writing on that. Oh no, this is really like bad news guys.

Maybe you can discuss this later.

Four! You're back!

X, it's great to see you!

You're a true yellow friend.

That's me!

Can we leave the Sun now? Three times here is overkill for one lifetime. (A drop falls) Also, I'm melting again.

Sure thing! Let's get out of here.

Four enlarges his hand and snaps his finger, causing everyone, including the top of the BRB, to teleport back to Earth.

Yay!

You guys did it!

Yeah, and we couldn't have done it without the BFB, Flower! Thanks, again!

No worries, Jello. We should of been teaming up together for a long time! Seems like it's a good combination.

Very true, my friend.

Hey, Announcer, thanks for taking care of the end of the season.

Well, it is my-

I know, it's your show. And I'm sorry I took it from you.

I understand. And without you, we probably wouldn't have made another season. And I wouldn't have had the original seasons backed up, either. So, I don't know, I guess you're cool.

He sure is, Speaker Friend!

Uh, now you're gonna thank me? For hosting episode 29 all by myself, too, Fourrrr...?

(gasps) You did?

He did. He actually saved the series. I, uh, nearly got it cancelled. Sorry about that.

Well then, I owe a big thank you to you, Purply Head. You really outdid yourself.

Y-Yay!

Also, not to break the celebration, but while those folks were saving you, we were working on something a little cool!

Oh gosh! What is it?

Your very own party, Four! (party blower sound effect) I know we didn't come through for you a couple of rounds ago, but I hope this makes up for it.

Everyone, thank you so much! It's perfect!

I mean, it was a group effort but a lot of this was Profily's doing. It was truly their idea.

(Gasp) You like it, yay yay yay!

Wow! then thank you Profily. Clearly it was the right decision to let you join the game.

Correction, I was always in the game.

Well, I don't know about that.

Well, I was so conversation over.

Anyway, I really appreciate it Profily. Thank you so much!

I really did win, didn't I?

(narrating) So we all had a fantastic party to finish the season, we played games and ate food, and just got to hang out without the stress of a competition holding us down.

Hey Bub, Ruby!

What's up?

Wanna help me eat this grand cake?

Yoy!

Flower, Bubble, and Ruby eat the grand cake.

It must be nice for Flower and Gelatin to actually, like, use their prizes, huh?

(sighs) Well, Dream Island is all in the past, anyway. Onwards and upwards!

Hey! Why don't we just find a new one?

What do you mean?

We don't have Dream Island right now, but, like, we can always find a new island, and make it our Dream Island!

You... you wanna do that? 'Cause that sounds awesome!

We have a lot of lost time to catch up on, Fireman! Let's do it!

Let's go!

(run away playfully)

(narrating over a montage) And, we all just got to relax and have fun for a while! And while some things stayed the same, (over an image of Flower and Gelatin's partnership store) some really cool new opportunities opened up too! (over an image of the hosts talking about a new season) And while some of us relaxed and took time off, some of us were keen to think ahead to the future! (montage ends) But really, any path seems like the right one to me, as long as I'm with my best friends. Anyway, so that's the comic I wrote, inspired by Teardrop's comics. What do you reckon she will think of it?

Oi'm syre she will love it!

Has anyone actually seen Teardrop? She's been missing for, like, a day now.

Hmm, well... I'm sure we'll see her again sooner than we think.

Firey and Leafy are on a boat.

Alright! We got everything, Fireball?

You guys sure this is gonna be safe?

Surely. I guess just try recovering us every now and then, in case, y'know, ahahaha!

Good luck, guys. I hope you find the Dream Island you're looking for.

Thanks, friendo! We'll miss you, Flower!

The boat sets off.

Congrats on winning, girl! You deserved it!

We'll see you soon!

Bye, guys! I'll miss you!

Flower! There you are! Blocky and Woody need new guests for their show! I thought you'd be an awesome partner. Wanna go together?

That sounds awesome!

(runs back to Blocky and Woody)

I really did win, didn't I? Wait up, Gelatin! Wait for me!

To Firey and Leafy sailing away in the sunset. The screen fades black with the text "the end". The credits roll.

The final credits

Oh my gosh, you guys! That was the end of a crazy episode! But not only is it the end of a crazy episode, it's the end of the whole season, 'cause that was the finale of BFB. We saw the journey of two algebralians, Four and X, as they hosted a show for three and a half years straight.

(Four's voice) Thank you for joining me, X!

(X's voice) And thank you for running the show and leading me! Oh, we got the dog to start barking. (normal voice) But now, it's time to bring this chapter to a close, because, we're passing the torch onto our friend Adam Katz. He is starting the third season of his awesome object show, Inanimate Insanity Season III.

The III intro plays.

Since this season is coming to a close, we're gonna take a little break, just to focus on other parts of our life, but if you really wanna know what's up, you can check out the Jacknjellify Tiktok, where we have been posting daily for 11 months?

(as voiceover for Michael) Yes.

We might also still be uploading casual videos to this channel whenever we feel like it, but there just won't be a dedicated schedule until we have some other big project coming. But if you wanna see what the characters are still up to in the future, of course, TPOT 2 is still happening, so be sure to stay tuned for that.

We'll be back!

Yeah, we'll be back! Don't worry about us!

One more thing is, we would not be able to do any of this without the crew. So thank you to the BFB crew for just sticking with us this entire year, just making all this possible.

I'm sure Four and X will be back in future videos of some sort or another. We just don't know when yet, so if you wanna know what they're up to in future projects, subscribe to Jacknjellify. Thanks for watching.

Thank you!

Credits end with a "Thanks for watching!" message. Scene cuts to Firey and Leafy's boat at night.

So, Firey. The first word of the season was "hey".

Yeah?

So I thought it's be cool if we made the last word the same too! Right?

True!

Hey!

Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking.

No, I'm saying "hey", like, so it's the last word of the season. Hey.

Yo, what's up?

You're not following me. Just be quiet. Hey.

I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey"?

-Just- u- okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey". Okay?

Sure.

Hey.

Hey!

Yes! We did i-oh, I kept talking. Darn.

Rookie mistake, I see.

Hey!

Yo.

H-no, say "hey".

Hey.

H-but, like, after I say it. Hey

Hey!

I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three-

Hey?

U-that was my bad, I meant to count down but okay, let's try again. One, two-

Hey, I need to borrow this. (X grabs the boat propeller) Thanks!

Hey!!

Some music plays.