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Hey Match, watcha up to?
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Oh, nothing. Just looking at clouds.
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Cut to Match and Book spying on Cloudy from the inside of a van.
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What on Earth is that, like, cloud doing...?
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He must be doing something EVIL or SCARY or ABNORMAL! I'M SO CONCERNED! I'M SO SCARED! I'M SO WORRIED! WHAT COULD HE BE UP TO MATCH!? WHAT IS GOING ON-
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Shush you, let's follow him.
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Cloudy! YOU uh- YOU MENACE!
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Huh?
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What are you hiding?
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Uh, it's uh... nothing! I promise!
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That's it, Book. We're like, destroying Cloudy's entire, like, collection.
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NO!
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No questions asked.
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Fine! Donut and I have been hogging this crane machine. The Crank-o-tron 2763! Now that I told you, please don't break my stuff!
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Cut to Match standing next to a burning Cloudy's collection.
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Uhhhh, yeah. Don't like, worry. We uh, we won't, like, ruin it.
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Match pushes the burning pile away.
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But Donut! Since when do you gotta hide that contraption from us?
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Because the prize is for me, okay? It's a brand new diary! Think of all the amazing thoughts I can transfer from my beautiful brain to paper! But alas, it's fruitless. The controller for the claw machine is missing! We can't even play. That's what happens when you get a crane machine from Yellow Face's Warehouse!
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In this world, we need heroes! Leaders! Step aside Donut, for I, the glorious Book, will graciously get the diary that you need!
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Book walks up to the claw machine and sticks her hand through the prize dispenser. She begins to scream.
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Aah! Y-you got this, Book?
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Yeah, all good. *scream* No problem. *scream*
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How about I go find Yellow Face and we get this machine sorted? In the meantime, you three don't do anything stupid, okay?
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Donut, Book, Match
CLOUDY!
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Cloudy floats back to the claw machine. Book, Donut, and Match have somehow gotten themselves stuck inside it.
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W-what happened!?
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Donut, Book, Match
HELP! PLEASE!
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GET US OUT OF HERE, CLOUDY!
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Well I told you not to do anything stupid while I was gone!
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You were still here when we did this, actually.
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(Awkward silence)
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True.
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A Yellow Face commercial starts.
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Has your claw machine ever broken?
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Yeah! One time, I filled it up with a bunch of chocolate milk, and it overflowed!!
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Has your machine ever broken for a good reason and not just you breaking it?!
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No.
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Well, to anyone out there that has ever had their claw machine break,
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I've got good news! At Yellow Face Incorporated, we have a brand new controller you can add onto your machine!
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For just 95 payments of $50 million bajillion dollars, you can add it to your collection! And better yet, we only made one controller ever! So, uh... yeah. BUY NOW!
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Say, Yellow Face. What would happen if someone got stuck inside a claw machine?
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Uhh, well, I doubt that would ever happen...
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The commercial ends, transitioning to the Abandoned TV Station.
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Help! Donut, Book, and Match are stuck in your claw machine!
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GRR... Please tell me the controller is working at least.
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Cloudy stands still.
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Fine! Lucky for you, I have a backup controller at my warehouse. I'll go there and get that. In the meantime Purple Face, you go with Cloudy to save his friends.
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Guys, trust me. I can go alone.
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Nonsense! You'll desperately need my help.
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Transition to Yellow Face's Warehouse.
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GRR! These guys have no respect for my time! It could take me all day to get to- u-uh, oh, no. I'm already at the warehouse.
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Transition to the claw machine.
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Don't worry guys, I brought help!
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Yay!
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It's me!
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No...
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So how do we save you, folks? Oh, wait. I'm the hero. That's my job, right? Uhh... Let me think of something-
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JUST BREAK US OUT ALREADY! It's so claustrophobic in here.
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Purple Face pulls out a megaphone.
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(Through megaphone) Everyone! Come help us save your friends! (normally) Don't worry guys, we'll get you the help you need!
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Cut to Black Hole in space.
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(Echo) Everyone! Come help us save your friends!
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Oh. On my way! Uh... I guess.
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Black Hole slowly moves towards Earth.
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Oh no. I underestimated how big my warehouse is. This might take a while.
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A shelf falls over making a box open, revealing the controller.
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YAAAAAY!
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Thank you for showing up folks, we need all the help we can get! So let's get cranking. I think this calls for a collection of clips. That's right, it's montage time!
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Snowball and Winner try smashing the claw machine by punching it.
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Blocky throws the claw machine off a cliff, but it bounces back up, squishing him.
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Firey brings Bomby over and lights Bomby with himself, causing him to explode. The claw machine is left intact, without any signs of damage.
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Pin and Coiny try destroying the claw machine over a cliff by pulling, only causing them to fall.
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Four and X try destroying it with their powers, to no avail.
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Snowball throws Anchor at the claw machine, only causing Anchor to become unconscious.
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Announcer tries to smash it with his UFO.
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Yikes. I was certain that was going to work.
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Don't worry guys, I've got the controller! The day is saved!!
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Black Hole comes down, causing the controller to get sucked up.
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Hey guys. I heard the call, so I came as fast as I could, what's up?
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THE CONTROLLER! It was the only one we ever made...
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WHY?!
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I thought it would make people want it more!
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Our last hope is to crush you all with Flower's Announcer Crusher, and then recover you.
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Fine! Just get me out of here already! If you look up most flustered individual on earth in me, guess who it is!
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We get it, it's you.
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Actually, I'm second. Turns out it's actually Pin right now.
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Oh... yeah. Well, I'm just having a rough day, and-
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We're already preoccupied with other stuff for now, Pin. Here, have some cake.
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The Announcer pulls out a slice of cake and hands it over to Pin.
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Okay, now to crush you all.
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Announcer presses the button, squishing Book, Donut, and Match. Four recovers them, but they are still in the claw machine.
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It didn't work! Anymore like, ideas?
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Yes, actually.
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(Awkward silence)
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Okay, no. I thought saying yes would give me an idea, but I'm stumped.
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Oh no, this is like, the end! We're gonna be stuck inside here for like, like, like, like, like, forever!
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Don't be ridiculous, Match. I'm sure we'll think of something and get you out of there! You'll be running around fields and laughing again any minute!
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TRILLIONS OF YEARS LATER
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THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
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Wow, it's all gone. Everything, it's gone.
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NOPE! WE'RE STILL HERE!
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So, do you guys think I should like, dye my hair blue again?
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Not the time, Match!
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What else is even going on?
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Say, where'd that diary go? Huh, fine, yes, Match, dye it blue. I think it looked good last time!
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Yeah, I liked it as well.
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