Commercials (also known as advertisements) are running gags and are mostly introduced by Yellow Face. Yellow Face is usually the only character during these commercials, except during the Non-Slip Shoes So Ha commercial.
Blocky's Funny Doings International is a series of Blocky pulling pranks on other contestants and making it a “show”.
Gumball commercial[]
"Need a break from all the stress?"-Yellow face[BFDI2]
The Gumballs are products shown in a commercial in episode 2 of BFDI. It was shown after a bowling ball shattered Ice Cube while Leafy was sitting on the lift. It was the first commercial ever seen in BFDI series.
Need a break from all the stress? Then eat our Gumball!
It's only 70,000 payments... ($70,000 appears on the screen)
...of 70,000 dollars. (The price changes to $4,900,000,000)
Each. (Since there are 7 gumballs, the price changes to $34,300,000,000)
Call now, (the number 2 appears on the screen) the number on your screen, now.
Trivia[]
To order, you need to somehow call the number 2, which is too short for a real phone number. However, The Number Playground Chronicle! (non-canonical video) lists the phone number 2 as X's phone number.
There is also a recommended character named Gumball, however, that Gumball is blue.
Yellow Face looks and sounds different to how he looks and sounds in later episodes.
In fact, this could possibly not be Yellow Face at all, as the differences from the two are too large.
The voice is the same as the voice that says "This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International!" in the Blocky's Funny Doings International commercials.
The price of the gumball is 4.9 billion dollars, which is way too expensive.
The total price is 34.3 billion dollars, which is much more expensive than how much the gumball costs.
It is unknown if this is the same gumball as the limb-transferring gumball from The Seven Wonders of Goiky and Balancing P.A.C.T, as it was never specified, and likely never will be.
It can be (quite likely) presumed that being fed this gumball, would very likely not "give you a break from all the stress".
Please donate money to the No More Advertisements Foundation to prevent ads like these from appearing in TV shows! We think that ads are boring, frustrating, disgusting and irritating. Don't you too? If you donate $1, you'll get a bumper sticker! Donate $5 and you'll receive our subscription magazine, which includes loads of information on our latest products. Donate $100 and we'll put your name in our latest movie called "The Fight Against Commercials"! Go check that one out, too. It's time to end advertisements!
Trivia[]
It was created by the No More Advertisements Foundation.
It would have been released after December 1, 2011.
The commercial is voiced by thecartoonremix4/Nate Groth (the former voice actor of Balloon on Inanimate Insanity).
Despite fighting against advertisements, the No More Advertisements Foundation offers a subscription magazine advertising all their products.
This and the Non-Slip Shoes So Ha commercial are the only commercials to appear twice in the same episode.
The advertiser says that ads are "boring, frustrating, disgusting and irritating". This is an acronym for BFDI.
So what? That was almost 2 years ago! No one wears Non-Slip Shoes So Ha anymore.
Oh my gosh, You do not know anything! You're... PURPLE!
Racist! Get this guy out of hiyah!
So yeah... BUY NOW!!!
No!! Don't!!
Grrr!! (eats Purple Face)
Unnamed weapon[]
In "Get Digging", Yellow Face advertises a product that can kill someone right away, but is interrupted by Golf Ball before he can reveal what the product is.
It's later revealed in "Well Rested" as a weapon, being labelled several things such as a Katana, a Lightsaber, and a Stick, but "behind the fancy labels, it's all the same product" according to Yellow Face. The weapon looks like the Bubble Transformer.
Tell Yellow Face how a vat can pour an island[]
In "Zeeky Boogy Doog", Yellow Face finds Golf Ball's plan to make a new Dream Island confusing, as he believed it wasn't possible to pour an entire island with a vat. He then tells the viewers that for only $19.95, they could explain to Yellow Face how to do it. Golf Ball interrupts him and the price changes from $19.95 to $99.95 for a split second, ending the commercial.
How will your vat pour Dream Island? For just $19.95, you can tell me, Yellow Face! How a vat can pour an island!
Woah! These are perfect for sleeping. Oh, so soft! You really just found these lying around in the plant?
Sure did!
Then how come you're charging 4.9 billion dollars for them?
Oh, well, um, you can get a 5 cent family discount?
Ooh! I love 5-cent discou- uh, wait, I'm related to Yellow Face?
Who cares if you're adopted Nickel, it's time for bed!
You're right, Needle! We're going to be so well rested tomorrow! Goodnight!
Revolutionary headphones 2.0[]
As seen in "Well Rested" as the second version of Revolutionary Headphones.
UuUEH! UuuHEheheHhE!
Yellow Face makes a wonderful noise, making the crowd go wild.
Selling out fast, it's the revolutionary headphones that play a wonderful noise! Listen to it while you eat! Listen to it while you blink! We've still got the super glue that makes them un-removable. Revamped for the modern era, version 2 of our headphones even include spike balls throwing technology donated graciously to us by the spikeball speaker box.
IT'S MY PLEASURE!
Buy within the next 20 minutes and we'll even throw in our new flesh eating bacteria that cause the deaths of-
Meditation app[]
As seen in "Well Rested", after Evil Leafy appears in the mirror for a split second.
Need a meditation app to calm down from the frenzy of the world?
*Deep breathing*
Well then keep on craving because that app don't exist!
Product to decide who should be freed from the TLC[]
In "Welcome Back", when the characters are hesitating upon which characters they should free first from the Tiny Loser Chamber, Yellow Face joined the conversation, and started to talk how if you can't decide which character should be freed from the TLC, they should buy their product that will help them with it, but Yellow Face cut it shortly after, and said that the viewers will decide it instead.
Do you have trouble deciding who to save from the Tiny Loser Chamber? If so, then buy our—I mean, let the viewers vote! That's right, if you're watching this video, then leave a comment saying who you want to come back! The person with the most votes gets to come back into the show!
In "Return of the Rocket Ship", Yellow Face advertises the Fork Attractant, but this commercial is interrupted by Fries, claiming that his team "doesn't have time for that". Marker, Bell, and Lollipop confront Yellow Face and beg to watch Yellow Face's ad, but Fries interrupts again and also calls out Lollipop for not being on their team, and for selling the complete opposite of what Yellow Face was selling.
Want a scrumptious dining experience but never have the cutlery on hand?
Then buy our recently patented Fork Attractant! It'll coat you with the most magnificent-
Need a can of beans because, um, you like beans? Then buy our Can of Beans, 25 per-
Taco disrupts the ad.
Oh no no no no no no. Now is not the time to show us an ad.
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Ad meant for boring people[]
In "Getting Puffball To Think About Rollercoasters", Yellow Face makes an advertisement meant for boring people, telling them to be "entertaining for once". The ad is then interrupted by Clock, who happens to be what the ad was directed to.
Are you a boring person being boring? Why not be entertaining for once?
Yellow Face, enough ads!
I was talking to you.
Gallery[]
How to revive a dead plant[]
In "Fishes and Dishes", Yellow Face makes an ad about how to revive a plant you accidentally killed, suggesting tips such as setting it on fire and unfreezing it, letting it regrow on the sun, zapping it and getting a fancy dinner, feeding it to fish monsters, pushing it off a cliff, dancing on it, exploding it, vomiting on it, and putting it underwater.
Have you accidentally killed a plant and want to revive it? Then why don't you set it on fire? And then freeze it? Let it grow on the sun? Or zap it? Make it a fancy dinner? Or feed it to a fish monster? Or push it off a cliff? Dance on it? Explode-
A clip from "Happy Halloween" is shown. It includes Yellow Face's muffling.
(thick accent) In our studio now is a salesman who has come forward to talk about his terrifying Halloween experience.
Don't ask me about Halloween 8 years ago. They used glue to seal my mouth shut!
Noise from the clip keeps playing.
And they threw pumpkins at me.
Noise from the clip keeps playing.
And do you want to know the worst part?
Off-screen voice
What's the worst part?
That pumpkin wasn't the new and improved PUMPKIN 2.0. PUMPKIN 2.0 is engineered for the perfect Jack-O'-Lantern experience. Normal Jack-O'-Lanterns have a weak, boring candle light. Pumpkin 2.0. has military grade LEDs that will blast intruders off your porch into other sovereign territories where they don't celebrate Halloween.
Voiceover
Listen to what our raving supporters have to say.
It was good, I guess. 4 stars. Very pumpkiny.
The proper adjective is pumpconic.
Needless to say, my kins were pumped.
Quite possibly the strangest tasting watermelon I have ever eaten. Highly disappointing, 0 stars.
(thick accent) Yeah, this wasn't what we were expecting.
The camera pans down to reveal Bottle's feet are glued to the beam.
Aah! Glue! Glue, glue, under my shoe!
Have you ever wanted to be glued down? Then DON'T buy Yellow Face, Incorporated glue! We tested our glue with people on skyscrapers! Stuck to the inside of volcanoes! We even stuck them to clouds! But every participant fell immediately and.. and died. We even held a funeral for the customers, and sent their coffins sailing into the sky with balloons, but the balloons unstuck because again, we used our glue.
Why are you telling us this?
Because unlike my glue, this glue from Robot Flower's "Stuff for Your Self" online store is near indestructible! You saw the hotel guests, so I figured I'd win one for our team! Winner, let me glue you too.
No!
But why me? Why not glue down Ice Cube, who could really need it with all the slippy-slideyness?
OH! That's easy. 'Cause I wanted to do this!
Yellow Face throws Ice Cube at Bell, which causes both of them to fall in the water.
"This is shooting Non-canon Commercials off like, a cliff, with my Not Cannon!" — Match, "HELP US get to VIDCON 2019" (altered)
The subject of this article or section is non-canon. The events described (unless canon) did not happen in the official main BFDI universe.
Has your claw machine ever broken?
Yeah! One time, I filled it up with a bunch of chocolate milk, and it overflowed!!
Has your machine ever broken for a good reason and not just you breaking it?!
No.
Well, to anyone out there that has ever had their claw machine break,
I've got good news! At Yellow Face Incorporated, we have a brand new controller you can add onto your machine!
For just 95 payments of $50 million bajillion dollars, you can add it to your collection! And better yet, we only made one controller ever! So, uh... yeah. BUY NOW!
Say, Yellow Face. What would happen if someone got stuck inside a claw machine?
Uhh, well, I doubt that would ever happen...
Trivia[]
Despite them being called Advertisements/Commercials, they are more like Informercials, Commercials that inform the viewer of what the product does.
