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Before the intro[]

Blocky

Falling down a bottomless pit is boring. 'Cause it's taking SO LONG!

Leafy

Blocky, I see the bottom of this pit. "Bottomless" is such a lie.

Ice Cube

A lie?

Blocky

What? There's a bottom?

Leafy

Oh my tree. I see spikes!
(camera shows spikes as dramatic music plays)

Grape4

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- / NOOOOOOOOO-
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Squashy Grapes are about to fall into the spikes, but they open up like an elevator

Leafy

Huh?

Blocky

Hey! It's Spongy!
Spongy bounces the Grapes back up with his squishy body
The Squashy Grapes open spikes up for the second time and they land on tightrope

Snowball

Hey, it's you!

Announcer

Yes, it's me! And I have to tell you that your team, the SquAHshy Grapes, lost last episode's contest. Go that way to the Cake at Stake place.

Ice Cube

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!

Leafy

Jog! Jog! Jog! Jog! Jog! Jog! Jog!

Snowball

Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.
Intro plays.

After the intro[]

Bubble

I am so glad to see that we're no longer the losers!

Eraser

Yeah, well, Bubble, you almost made us lose. So don't do that again.
Squashy Grapes walks

Leafy

We're getting close.
Grapes stop and Announcer lands

Announcer

Halt! Since this is a new stage in the Battle for Dream Island, we need to renovate the Cake at Stake place.
The Cake At Stake platform gets a white paint job

Blocky

That's all you can afford to do?

Announcer

No, there's more.
The C.A.S. platform is upgraded with a seat

Grape4

Wow! Wow! That's amazing! Wow!

Announcer

So yeah, sit.
Leafy sits on C.A.S. place

Leafy

Squashy!

Cake at Stake[]

(New Cake at Stake theme song plays)

Announcer

This time we got 29 votes. As you know, the 3 of you with the fewest votes receive a slice of cake and will stay in the game. The other two will leave the team. However, The winning team will choose one of two onto their team, Let's start. Blocky, do you want to use your Win Token?

Blocky

No! I got this thingy last episode!

Announcer

Ok, then, at the lowest, at 1 vote, is Ice Cube.
(Announcer flings the cake to Icy)

Ice Cube

Wha?

Snowball

Hey! That's not cake; that's modeling clay!

Announcer

The cake was too expensive. Blocky, you're safe at two votes.
(Blocky and Snowball high-five)

Blocky

Yeah!
(the cake hits Blocky)

Announcer

Leafy, Teardrop, and Snowball. Only one of you is safe, and that person happens to be Leafy, with 3 votes.

Leafy

Yes!
(Cake flings past Leafy)

Leafy

Wha?

Announcer

Teardrop and Snowball, you got 5 and 18 votes respectively. Come with me.
(Snowball and Teardrop walk out in the C.A.S. place)

Leafy

Well, guys, we may be a little smaller, but we're still the best team ever!

Announcer

Snowball and Teardrop, the Squishy Cherries will either vote you onto their team, or to be eliminated. So Eraser, please pick.

Eraser

Oh, I want Snowball on my team! He's just AWESOME!
The platforms move Snowball towards the team and Teardrop to the TLC

Bubble

Well, Snowball's not so smart...
(Snowball starts getting angry)

Bubble

...so I'll say Teardrop.
Snowball is shifted backwards and Teardrop (who gets excited) forwards

Match

OMG, I so totally, like, agree. I choose Teardrop. SB is totally a jerk.
Once again Snowball (who is furious) moves backwards and Teardrop forwards

Pen

No, I think SB is... is AWESOME!
Teardrop moves backwards and Snowball (who calms down) moves forward

Pencil

Oh, so it's all down to me... uh,... Uh, well... Snowball won contests 4 and 5 so I pick him.
Snowball is joining the Cherries and Teardrop will be eliminated

Announcer

Teardrop, it's time to say goodbye.
TD gets dropped into the TLC and the 'slap' sound effect plays

Snowball

Yeah! Still in it to WIN IT!

Contest[]

Announcer

So now it is down to the final 14. The 10th contest is a crying contest. Fill your tubs as high as you can with tears. Go.

Pencil

(tries to cry)

Match

Eraser, you're not crying!

Eraser

Crying is for WIMPS.

Match

Snowball, you too!?

Snowball

WHY, SHOULD I, TRY, TO CRY?!

Firey

Oh, no! (tries to hold back his tears, while quivering) Crying...! Oh, oh no, oh NOOO!!!

Coiny

Uh, so?

Firey

Don't you know, Coiny? Crying? Tears? Water is my POISON!

Coiny

Sorry...I forgot!
(Firey and Coiny start fighting)

Golf Ball

Try to cry!

Tennis Ball

Okay. Eeeeenngh...!
(Tennis Ball tries to cry but can't shed any tears)

Golf Ball

Not a drop! I'll try. ULEGEUGHAUGHEUAGLUGAUGALAGUHUAHGYGHAG-
(Golf Ball also tries to cry but only sheds one tear)

Tennis Ball

Yeah! Low Five! *feetclap*

Blocky

Hey, let's melt Icy!
(Blocky puts Firey onto Icy to melt her)

Firey

Huh? (gets out)

Leafy

(gasp) That was mean! That was MEAN!!!

Announcer

Boop. Time's up! Since you all got some water, I guess it's a tie.

Blocky

No fair! Look how much water we ha-

The tiebreaker[]

Announcer

The tiebreaker is a skiing contest.

Pencil

Hey, Match! Look! It's mini Snowball!

Match

Ooh, I'll get my mini match. Let's play Spongy Cake!

Announcer

People, try to get to the finish ASAP. Oh, and we could only afford 1 pair of skis for each team.

Bubble

What?

Announcer

Go!
Another Name is skiing

Tennis Ball

Oh my gosh!

Snowball

Ready?

Bubble

What? Not quite!

Leafy

Still don't like what you did to Icy.
Bubble pops while skiing

Blocky

Hey! The Ice Cube Recovery Center will make Ice Cube alive again!

Leafy

Still!

Golf Ball

How's it going?

Tennis Ball

Oh, wobbly!

Golf Ball

Hey, where's Rocky?

Coiny

There!

Another Name
(screams, excluding Rocky)
Another Name falls towards Rocky and trip
Another Name turns into a snowball
The Squishy Cherries trip onto Rocky and turn into a snowball like Another Name.

Leafy

3, 2, 1, JUMP!
The Grapes jump over Rocky
The two snowballs, each formed from Another Name and the Squishy Cherries, roll down.

Leafy

Which is which?

Blocky

I don't know!
The Grapes and the 2 snowballs reach the finish line.

Leafy

Icy!
The snowballs are put in snow.

Announcer

Well, it's pretty obvious that Leafy and Blocky got second place, but I'm not sure which of the other two teams were in first place, or third place, so we need another tiebreaker.

Pen

Aw, seriously?

Another tiebreaker[]

Announcer

It is a handstand contest. When I press the button, the ropes will release. If you are the last one handstanding, your team wins and you get a Win Token. The other team is in dead last. Go!
(Announcer presses the button)
Another Name falls but can't do a handstand.
Rocky barfs on Firey

Coiny

Haha!
Firey and Coiny slap each other repeatedly
Firey and Coiny fall

Announcer

Another Name has already lost. The Cherries win again, but who will get the win token?
Rocky barfs on Cherries
Pen, Pencil, Match, Bubble and SB fall, Eraser successfully tries to get away from the vomit.

Announcer

Eraser gets his second win token.

Eraser

YEAH!

Announcer

You can only use one at a time.

Eraser

Aww!

Announcer

The Cherries go to first, and the Names to last. Voters. Choose one member of another name, to leave BFDI. TB, GB, Rocky, Coiny or Firey. The two most voted will leave the team. One will join the Cherries.

Stinger[]

Pans to night

Golf Ball

Would you look at that? My very first tear! I'll always remember this for the rest of my life.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers