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Before the intro[]

(The BFDI anniversary wheel spins)
(Leafy throws a ball, it goes flying)
(Meanwhile, Snowball pops Bubble)

Snowball

I popped Bubble!

Pencil

Hey! You should not be going around, killing people with your... wahh... finger!

Snowball

No one tells me what to do!
(Leafy's ball hits Pencil)

Snowball

Haha!
(Blocky is standing on a wall, holding Remote)
(The ball hits Blocky and Remote, causing Remote to fall)

Remote

OHMIGOSH-!
(Remote's batteries fall out, causing battery acid to spill on Pencil and Snowball, melting them. Pencil screams)

Snowball

It burns!

Blocky

Whoa!
(Blocky falls off the wall and lands on Firey, who slides over Ice Cube and then falls in water, the three scream as American Flag, Bottle and Scissors (this episode's recommended characters) watch.
(Intro plays)

After the intro[]

Announcer

Snowball, Bubble, Rocky and Tennis Ball. Last episode you four had the lowest scores. Go to the Cake at Stake place to see who.
(Screen changes to a black background, with the Announcer staring at the screen and teleporting closer)

Announcer

Will.
(Announcer teleports closer)

Announcer

Be.
(Announcer teleports closer)

Announcer

Eliminated.
(New Cake at Stake theme song plays)

Cake at Stake[]

Announcer

You can see it's been remodeled again. Cool, huh?

Snowball

Oh my god, that is so terrible! That is the worst thing I ever seen! That...I can't think of anything worse than that!

Bubble

Ooh... that... th, that's not good! Not good at all! Not good, not good!

Tennis Ball

I hate it! I don't want to see it ever again! Why would you do something so horrible?

Rocky

(barfs unhappily)

Announcer

You're supposed to like it.

Snowball

Oh my god, that is so wonderful! That is the best thing I have ever seen other than, I can't think of anything better than that!

Bubble

Ooh! That's... that's quite good! Quite good a lot! Quite good, quite good!

Tennis Ball

I love it! I most certainly want to see it again! Why would you do something that’s so wonderful?

Rocky

(barfs happily)

Announcer

That's better. So we got 80 votes. Bubble, you've gotten 4 votes this time, quintupling your total number of votes. You get a cake (Throws a fish to her). It's fish flavored.

Bubble

More like it is fish!

Announcer

Rocky, who is at 11 votes, is also quite fishy. (Throws fish to him)
(Rocky eats the fish)

Announcer

So it looks like another ball is going home. Snowball, I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated with a record of 47 votes.

Snowball

Grrr!!!
(Snowball hits the Announcer, which gets flung back by a slingshot, and Snowball is thrown to the TLC as he screams after being hit by the Announcer)

Announcer

Tennis Ball, congrats. You are safe, and you get the third fish.

Pencil

OMG. Bubble and Match, it's so cool we all got to the final 11!

Match

OMG. It's cause we're so totally like amazing!

Challenge[]

(Cuts to Firey and Tennis Ball)
(Firey slaps Tennis Ball)

Tennis Ball

Ow. Hey! Why did you slap me?

Firey

I don't know. It's just... I'm so used to slapping Coiny. Now that he's gone, I just have to keep slapping!
(Tennis Ball kicks Firey)

Firey

Ow. I didn't say anything about kicking!

Announcer

People, quiet down. So on this screen, I've ordered you by your current scores. The Red Zone represents the bottom third. At the end of this contest, if you're in that Danger Zone, you will be up for elimination.

Eraser

But what is this contest?

Announcer

Wow! Eraser, you're so imp-, that's impatient for short.

Match

OMG, Eraser. You are, like, totally imp.

Announcer

So the 13th contest, which may be unfortunate for some, is to find some red balls hidden in random locations. All you gotta do is to bring one red ball to me. That's it. You'll get points depending what order you bring them in. Go.

Blocky

Uhh, is it in here? (Shakes the tree) No.
(Cuts to Firey and Tennis Ball)
(Firey slaps Tennis Ball a few times)

Tennis Ball

That's it, I'm not working with you.
(Cuts to Pencil and her Alliance)

Pencil

OMG! That bush has 2 red balls! Match, let's turn them in!

Match

Yeah!

Bubble

Hey!

Pencil

We found 2 of the balls!

Announcer

Pencil, you're the first person to bring me a ball.

Pencil

Yeah!

Announcer

Because of that, you get 30 points.

Pencil

OMG OMG OMG!

Match

Now here's my ball.

Announcer

Hmm, hold on. I asked for a red ball. This is a maroon ball.

Match

OMG, seriously?

Announcer

That will be a 10-point penalty.
(A flatulence sound is heard)

Announcer

I'm sorry. Go back, and find a ball that is actually red.

Match

No, no, no!
(Match kicks her maroon ball and it hits Leafy)

Leafy

Ooh, ooh! Ice Cube, come here!

Ice Cube

What's happened?

Leafy

I found a ball! I rather you get the points though. You deserve it, for being such a great friend!

Announcer

Ice Cube, this is a maroon ball. That's a 10-point penalty.

Ice Cube

Wha?
(Flatulence sound)

Announcer

Go back, and find a ball that is actually red.

Leafy

Oh my gosh, Ice Cube, I'm so sorry!

Ice Cube

I want revenge!
(Cuts to Tennis Ball)

Tennis Ball

Hey, robotic talker, so Rocky was having one of his vomiting spasms, and he threw up a red ball so here it is!

Announcer

That's kind of gross. You, Tennis Ball, are the second person to bring in a red ball, earning you 20 points. But I don't think it's possible for someone to throw up something so large.
(Rocky throws up another red ball)

Announcer

I stand corrected. Rocky, third place earns you 15 points.
(Cuts to Pen and Eraser)

Pen

You find anything?

Eraser

No, you?

Pen

Well, I have an apple.
(Cuts to Firey)
(Firey slaps a tree and gets a red ball)

Firey

Ball!

Announcer

Firey, you get fourth place, resulting in 12 points.

Match

This ball better be good.

Announcer

It is. Being the fifth person to turn in a red ball, you get 10 points.

Match

OMG, I'm so glad that I'm so out of that Danger Zone.
(Cuts to Bubble)

Bubble

Yeah, I have moiself a boill!
(Blocky kicks and pops Bubble and steals her ball)

Blocky

Ok guys, I got myself a ball. What about you?

Pen

Like I said, all I have is an apple!

Eraser

Oh, I found a ball too!

Blocky

Great, let's turn them in!

Announcer

Blocky, you're the sixth person to turn in a ball, so you get 8 points.
(Eraser turns in his ball)

Announcer

Big mistake, Eraser, that's a maroon ball. You get a 10-point penalty.

Eraser

What?!
(Flatulence sound)

Eraser

Maroon and red are the same!
(Cuts to Bubble, Pencil and Match)

Bubble

Blocky is so mean!

Match

Really? How so?

Bubble

He kicked me! I popped!

Pencil

So he is a murderer!

Bubble

Okoi guys, help me find a boill. It would mean everything to me, to stay out of that Danger Zone!
(Cuts to Leafy)

Leafy

Ok, here's a ball.

Announcer

Leafy, you're number 7. That gets you 6 points.
(Cuts to Eraser)

Eraser

Man, that dumb speaker box didn't like my ball. I have to get another one.

Pen

Well, I still have an apple. Wait, there's a ball hanging from the sky! It's totally unsuspicious. I think it's perfectly fine!

Blocky

I think so too! Go turn it in!
(Cuts to the Pencil Alliance again)

Bubble

Oh, here's a ball!

Match and Pencil

Yay!

Announcer

Bubble, you're number 8. That gets you 4 points.

Bubble

Yes! I made it out of the Danger Zone!

Match

*Worried because she was dropped to the Danger Zone*

Pen

I got a ball!

Announcer

Pen, you're number 9. That gets you 3 points.

Pencil

So, who are we still waiting for?

Bubble

Eraser and Ice Cube!

Announcer

Ice Cube, you're number 10, so you get 2 points.
(Cuts to Eraser)

Eraser

Come on, I need to get a ball, soon!
(Later)

Announcer

Took you long enough.

Eraser

Well, at least I have now, right?

Announcer

Wait, I think that's a maroon ball.

Eraser

What?!

Announcer

Actually, I'm not sure, it's too dark to tell.

Eraser

This is red, I know it! *Grabs Firey* See? Can't you tell? It's red!
(Eraser's ball gets lit on Fire)

Announcer

Oop, cool, fire.

Eraser

So is it good?

Announcer

I don't know. Is it?

Eraser

It is!

Announcer

Ok, then, Eraser, you're the last person to bring in a red ball. That gets you only 1 point.
(The next morning)

Announcer

So, these are your current scores. Match, Ice Cube, Rocky, and Tennis Ball, you have fallen into the Danger Zone, so the voting will only be between the 4 of you. Voters, subscribers, and everyone else out there, vote for one of these contestants to be eliminated from the Battle for Dream Island.
(Comment to vote. Voting period ends on January 10, 2011.)
(Episode 14 will be released on February 1, 2011.)

Rocky

*barfs 10 red balls over a mound of many red balls*
The episode ends
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers