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Cold open[]

The episode starts with Cloudy sitting next to a tree. X then zooms over to him.

X

Cloudy, what's wrong?

Cloudy

(Thick accent) Well, I'm really starting to miss Balloony. He was a really good friend, and if he had been alive, we might not have lost the contest! Wait... X! Can you-

X

Sorry... I dunno how to bring people back. I just can't do it.
X's Alarm Clock rings in the background.

X

Anyway, it sounds like it's time for Cake at Stake now. We gotta get going. I've got everything all planned out today!
X falls on his face, then comes back over to Cloudy.

X

(whispers) Don’t worry, you’re safe!

Cake at Stake[]

The Cake at Stake theme plays.

X

I am READY for this Cake at Stake! Beep! ARE... YOU... SEATED!?
(Awkward silence)

Nickel

Yes.

X

I got a super good cake this time!
The camera shows Pin standing next to a large pink cake with colorful jewels around it.

X

Cloudy

(Thick accent) X, can we just get started now?
X stares ominously at Cloudy for a few seconds.

X

Of course!

X

(fast) Cloudy's safe, so is Woody, Nickel too, Balloony as well!
X throws slices of cake at the safe contestants at a high speed, while Balloony's cake flies off the horizon, since he is absent.

X

David and Rocky are left now. Are you guys scaaaared?
(awkward silence again)

Woody

(unenthusiastic scared noises)

Nickel

I'm a little bored, actually.
X smashes cake into Rocky's face.

X

Well David's eliminated.
The screen fades to black.

X

Now David, go...be eliminated. Stapy is a good role model.
Stapy, who's drinking tea in the background with Pillow hears his name and looks at X nervously.

David

NO!
David zooms off.

X

NOT SO FAST!
X chases David down through the recommended characters, eventually trapping David at the edge of a cliff.

X

Got you!
The screen cuts to Bubble lying on the grass by herself. Match zooms up to her.

Match

Hey, Bubble! I-

Bubble

Hmm.
Balloony's cake flies in out of nowhere, popping Bubble.

Match

Where's X? I need Bubble back!

Fanny

Stop pretending to care about her!
Match confronts Fanny.

Match

Be quiet, Fanny! You don't, like, know what you're talking-
Cloudy appears between Match and Fanny, interrupting them.

Cloudy

(Thick accent) I was told that X is incapable of recovery.

Match

Donut?

Donut

I tried recovering Naily, but, well, that happened.
Donut points to a mutilated Naily.

Firey Jr.

So that means we NEED to get Four back!

Marker

Oh! I know how we can get Four back! I'll play Four!
Marker plays Four, but nothing happens.

Marker

I promise it worked last time! Right, guys?
Marker turns towards empty outlines of Foldy and Stapy.

Firey Jr.

Marker, you know, I'm not too sure about this, but I think, maybe, there's just a chance... that you're.... an idiot!

Marker

No, it's true!

Ruby

Wait, isn't Four the one who has the prize?

Yellow Face

So without Four, we're just battling for... nothing?
An altered version of the intro plays. The intro has dead and eliminated characters cut out, and physical changes that occurred to the remaining cast (e.g.: Tree trapped inside Bottle) were included. The BFB logo is changed to "Battle for Nothing"

Challenge[]

X appears with David sticking out of his head.

X

I'm back! The tenth challenge is, uh...
Some contestants are seen arguing.

X

AHEM! The tenth challenge is-

Clock

Bring back Four!
Teardrop draws 4's on numerous sheets of paper, which do not do anything.

Needle

Help!
Blocky stacks Needle, Match and Pen in the shape of Four.

X

Huh?
Pie breaks a part of X's body, so that he is shaped like Four.

X

OW!
Gelatin bends his fork into the shape of Four.

Bottle

Fore!
Bottle hits Golf Ball with a golf club, sending her screaming and flying and breaking Cloudy's window.

Cloudy

(Off-screen) HEY!
Pillow licks Lollipop.

Lollipop

How's THAT going to bring Four back?

Pillow

What? Bring Four back? I was just hungry.

Firey

C'mon Four, I know you're in there!
Firey shoves the syringe (previously used to hold the Twinkle of Contagion) into Donut, and sucks out liquified Four.

Firey

I... wasn't expecting that to work.

Cake

What now?

Firey

I guess we'll squirt it out into the shape of Four?

Needle

Wait! Don't you think someone more... dexterous should do it?

Coiny

You're right! Since Pin showed us how great she is at making cakes, she should do it.

Pin

Thanks for saying that about my cake, but... I...can't! What if I mess up our only chance to get Four back?
Coiny holds Pin's hand.

Coiny

Aw, c'mon, please? I know you'd do a great job!

Cake

Pin! Believe in the Loser in you!

Pin

You're right.
Pin squirts out the fluid into the shape of Four onto the ground.
The fluid grows and molds into Four, recovering him.

Four

Thanks for recovering me back, Pin! Have this token of my gratitude!
Four hands Pin a blue token with the initials "GT" on it.

Pin

Yay! Now I have three!

Cloudy

(Thick accent) Impressive Collection!

X

FOUR'S BACK!
X runs over to Four and hugs him and makes a squeaky sound.

X

Mmm, I've missed you!

Four

Good to see you, X. But what is this thing?
Four pulls David out from X, who then runs away from X.

X

*screams* No!!! Four, David was eliminated while you were gone. We can't let him get away!
Four looms over X, seeming angry.

Four

You did BFB while I was GONE?!
Four suddenly appears happy again, patting X on the head.

Four

Good job!

Four

Now to get David.
Four stretches his arm toward David, pulling him back towards him and sucking him up.

Four

Well, who else is-

Clock

Wait, Four! First you have to recover our dead friends!
Four turns around and false screeches Clock.

Four

SCR-

Clock

*yelps*

Four

Sure thing!

Clock

Phew, okay. The people dead are Balloony, Bell, Bubble, Foldy, Remote, Naily, 8-Ball- oh he's eliminated, and Taco!
Four recovers the dead contestants as Clock mentions them, sucking 8-Ball back into his head immediately after he is recovered.
Naily reunites with her team, and Bomby hugs her.

Bomby

Oh my gosh, NAILY!!
Bubble reunites with her team.

Match

Bubble!
Bubble ignores her.
Balloony floats down to meet his team.

Cloudy

(Thick accent) Balloony, you're back!

Balloony

Cloudy, you still have those bandages?
Balloony rips one of the bandages off Cloudy, revealing white underneath.

Balloony

Ugh...

Four

So who else is eliminated?

Clock

Well, there's Stapy, Lo-

Stapy

Clock! What the fulcrum! I was about to go see Foldy!

Clock

You're eliminated, you shouldn't be here.

Stapy

I just wanted to stay and watch, okay?!

Clock

Watchers are wannabes.

Stapy

Listen here, Clock! If you think-
Four sucks him up quickly.
Foldy walks over to her team.

Foldy

I'm back!
Free Food cheers.

Foldy

...Where's Stapy?

Eraser

Here's the footage.
Eraser shows Foldy the footage of Match showing Donut the footage of Stapy cheating.

Match

Here's the footage.
Foldy angrily stares at Match.
The Liar Ball is showing floating about in space.

Loser

(reading Donut's diary) Dear diary, I regret to inform you that I discovered something very horrific about Bomby today. You see, he-
Four stretches into space and grabs the Liar Ball, bringing it back down to Earth and sucking it into his head.
The camera cuts to Robot Flower pointing at Remote.

Robot Flower

There she is! She was the one who tried to send us a bomb!

Remote

The hacker was you guys?!

Pie

Wait, you sent them a bomb? That's not preventing death.

Remote

But we were about to lose!

Black Hole

Remote, our team's objective isn't winning, it's preventing death.

Clock

Well, the only one left is Roboty, but no one knows where he-
Four zooms away to find Roboty.
Roboty is seen at the grey waterfall.

Roboty

..-. .. -. .- .-.. (FINAL-)
The caption says "Finally I am at peace."
Four approaches Roboty and sucks him up.
Roboty is shown to be teleported to a large, grey area, where the rest of the recently eliminated contestants are seen.

Stapy

Where are we?

Roboty

.. -.. -.- (IDK)

David

Aw, seriously?
They look at a door with a sign next to it that reads "EXIT".

8-Ball

What's that door over there?
Stapy hops over to the door, then slowly reaches for the doorknob; however, his arm cues the true intro.

E.X.I.T.'s debut[]

Before Stapy opens the door, there is a shot of what EXIT looks like, with all of the previously eliminated contestants already in it, sitting at their desks.

Liy

When's Four coming back?

Pencil

How should I know? Four just disappears sometimes, remember?

Liy

It was a rhetorical question.

Pencil

That's not how you use rhetorical questions, Liy.

Liy

Look, I'm just bored, okay? We've had to go over this worksheet like 50 times!

Pencil

So? When Four comes back, it's not like we just stop doing math, we'll just be doing even more subtraction by one exercises, quizzes about graphing the y-axis and appreciation rituals of the holiness of single-digit even perfect squares!

Liy

I don't think that's math.
Pencil's chair nearly tips over.

Pencil

*screams* Woah!

Leafy

It's not that bad! Plus, you know what happens if you don't...

Pencil

What, Four will screech me? Pfft. I think I've built up a tolerance or something.

Liy

Come on, Pencil, just do it already. Even if the screech isn't AT me, it's still annoying.
Bracelety brings her worksheet up to Four's desk.

Bracelety

FREE TIME!!

Pencil

Finally, free time!

Liy

Pencil! Free time is only for Bracelety! YOU still have to do your work.

Pencil

Oh be quiet, it's not like Four's here.
The doorknob begins to shake. Pencil immediately gets back to work.
The door then opens, and the other eliminated contestants walk in.

Liy

Wait, that's not Four.

Pencil

*screams* EEWWW! It's a BUNCH of BOYS!

Leafy

Hello, everyone! It's so good to see you all. I was beginning to think BFB was cancelled!

Stapy

Nope, still goin', AND we were eliminated.

Loser

(Reading out of Donut's diary) "Why do I have filling, but also a hole?"

Liy

What's that? And why is it talking?

8-Ball

It's Loser.
Pencil, Leafy, Bracelety and Liy gasp in shock.

Bracelety

Loser got eliminated?!

8-Ball

Yeah, but he lied so we all hate him now.

Bracelety

I don't hate Loser!

8-Ball

Ice Cube hates Loser.

Bracelety

...Come to think of it, Loser sucks.
Four suddenly pops up behind his desk.

Leafy

Yay, Four's back! Hello, Four!

Pencil

Uhh, hello, Four? What the Spongy is going on? I thought this place was just for us girls. Why are all these boys here?!

Four

What's she going on about?

Leafy

You see, Forty-Four, Pencil just likes excluding people who aren't part of her "clique".

Four

Her "clique"?

Leafy

Yeah! That could be her... alliance...
Leafy makes a strange, unpleasant look on her face which is focused on

Leafy

...or in this case her gender!

Four

We don't have that where I'm from.

Stapy

Is Four here often?

Leafy

Yeah.

Stapy

Well then what's going on outside right now?
Four is shown standing blankly next to Clock outside.

Clock

Uhh... Four?
The camera cuts back to EXIT.

Four

We're having a very special class today. One of you will rejoin the Battle for BFDI!

David

Aw, Seriously?

Leafy

Wonderful!

Pencil

I've been dying to get outta here!

8-Ball

Me too.

Stapy

Me too.

Liy

(off-screen) You guys just got here!

Four

Everyone! Tell the voters why you should return!
Pencil jumps in front of the Teacher's Desk.

Pencil

Vote for me! Yeah yeah yeah! Type an [A]! Yeah yeah yeah!

Pencil

Cause my alliance NEEDS ME! THEY JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!
Leafy pushes Pencil off the desk.

Leafy

Look. I'm sorry about slipping up before. I promise l'll be more trusting of my teammates this time.
Bracelety pushes Leafy off the desk.

Bracelety

VOTE FOR ME!! I'LL MAKE SURE Bleh NEVER LOSES!!
Liy pushes Bracelety off.

Liy

Guys, I might have made a mistake before my elimination, and if you don't let me back on the show, well, let me just say our team name won't be so... applicable anymore.
Liy walks off and Four pushes Roboty in front of the desk.

Roboty

....- ... ..- -..- (4SUX)
Four throws the Liar Ball with Loser in it at Roboty.

Loser

Huh? What was that?
Loser rolls away and 8-Ball rolls on the desk.

8-Ball

I shouldn't be in math class because I already know what number is the most important. It's ei-

Four

(hums off-screen)

8-Ball

Four! (times two)

Four

(screech)
Four runs into 8-Ball and Stapy goes in front.

Stapy

I didn't mean to make my team lose! My, my stapler instincts made me do that!
David walks in front of the stage.

David

Aw...
(music starts)

David

Aw.

Four

Viewers! Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets for who you think should return! The person with the most votes has another chance to participate in BFB.

Stinger[]

Taco

Uh... So! Bell!

Bell

Uggghhhhh!!! NOW what are you trying to do? Any twinkles I could take off the moon for you?

Taco

Bell, I'm only making conversation with you.

Bell

Oh! Uh huh! Just like last time?

Taco

Listen, Bell. I'm sorry about-

Bell

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT "SORRY" MIGHT NOT CUT IT?!

Taco

You'd think I would know that by now...

Bell

You've set a reputation for yourself, Taco. For all I know, you could be using me as a tool to make your team win right this second! Just deal with it! I don't trust you anymore. And I probably never will.
The episode ends.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers