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I wish nothing more in this world than to watch this wonderful ad!
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Oh, heavenly commercial, would you PLEASE bless me with your exquisite viewing experience?
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My body compels me to pleasure my eyeballs with the euphoria of Yellow Face's ad!
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Yellow Face Gasps.
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The first Ad starts
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Need a break from all the stress? Then eat our gumball! It's only 70,000 payments of 70,000 dollars. Each. Call now, the number on your screen. Now.
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Next AD Plays.
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Want skin that's smooth and soft? Then buy our bubble transformer! It'll turn you into a bubble, and Bubble's skin is super smooth. None of the people of the survey said they didn't like it! ...Because they popped before we could contact them, and we don't sell personal bubble recovery centers, so they died... So yeah! Buy now!
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Next AD Plays.
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Need some money fast and soon? Then buy our box of paper slips! At first it might seem like a blank slip of paper, but you can scribble on it, and POOF! It's a dollar bill! This person managed to buy a TV! This person bought a house! This person bought the world!! So yeah, buy now!
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Next AD Plays.
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(weird noise) Isn't that a wonderful noise? Well, now you can listen to that noise 24/7 thanks to our Revolutionary Headphones! Listen to it while you walk. Listen to it while you sleep! These headphones can only play that noise. Why would you ever want to listen to anything else? They also have a volume up button, but no volume down button. (Scoffs) And best of all, our superglue makes them unremovable! So yeah, buy now!
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Next AD Plays.
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Narrator (voiced by Nate Groth)
Please donate money to the No More Advertisements Foundation to prevent ads like this to appear in TV Shows. We think ads are boring, frustrating, disgusting and irritating. Donut U 2!? If you donate 1 dollar, you'll get a bumper sticker. If you donate 5 dollars, you'll receive our subscription magazine which includes loads of information, regarding our latest products. Donate a hundred dollars, and we'll put your name in our next movie called "The Fight against Commercials". Go check it out too. It's time to end advertisements.
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[Cuts to a Yellow Face commercial]
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Buy Non-Slip Shoes So Ha! They're like totally in style these days! Like, Flower wore them this one time! So like, they must be good!
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So what? That was almost 2 years ago! No one wears Non-Slip Shoes So Ha! anymore!
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Oh my gosh! You do not know anything! You're... PURPLE!
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Racist! Get this guy out of hiyah!
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So yeah! Buy now!
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No! Don't!
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GRNNNNNNHHH!!!!!!
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Yellow Face eats Purple Face
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Next AD Plays.
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Need to kill someone right away? Then buy our-
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Yellow Face, we don't have time for ads!
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Next AD Plays.
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What!? Seriously! How will your vat pour Dream Island? For just $19.95, you can tell me, Yellow Face, how a vat can pour an island!
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Just watch!
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Next AD Plays.
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Hey viewers! Want protection from loud noises?
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Off-screen voice
Can you be more specific?
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Uh... ya know... (shows Four) THOSE loud noises? urhh...
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Off-screen voice
Whatever.
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Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs!
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*Four appears*
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(Screeches Yellow Face)
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Next AD Plays.
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Want a scrumptious dining experience, but never have the cutlery on hand? Then buy our recently patented Fork Attractant! It'll coat you with the most magnificent-
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Yellow Face! we don't have time for that blabber!
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Next AD Plays.
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Need a can of beans because, um, you like beans? Then buy our Can of Beans 25 per-
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Taco disrupts the ad.
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Oh, no no no no no no. Now is not the time to show us an ad.
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Next AD Plays.
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PUMPKIN 2.0. is engineered for the perfect Jack-O'-Lantern experience. Normal Jack-O'-Lanterns have a weak, boring candle light. PUMPKIN 2.0. has military grade LEDs that will blast intruders off your porch into other sovereign territories where they don't celebrate Halloween.
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Voiceover
Listen to what our raving supporters have to say.
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It was good, I guess. 4 stars. Very pumpkiny.
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The proper adjective is "pumpconic".
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Needless to say, my kins were pumped.
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Quite possibly the strangest tasting watermelon I have ever eaten. Highly disappointing, 0 stars.
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Next AD Plays.
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Has your claw machine ever broken?
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Yeah! One time, I filled it up with a bunch of chocolate milk, and it overflowed!!
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Has your machine ever broken for a good reason and not just you breaking it?!
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No.
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Well, to anyone out there that has ever had their claw machine break,
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I've got good news! At Yellow Face Incorporated, we have a brand new controller you can add onto your machine!
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For just 95 payments of $50 million bajillion dollars, you can add it to your collection! And better yet, we only make one controller ever! So, uh... yeah. BUY NOW!
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Say, Yellow Face. What would happen if someone got stuck inside a claw machine?
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Uhh, well, I doubt that would ever happen...
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The commercial ends, transitioning to the Abandoned TV Station.
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GRR...
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Next AD Plays.
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Are you a boring person being boring? Why not be entertaining for once?
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Yellow Face, enough ads!
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I was talking to you.
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Next AD Plays.
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Have you accidentally killed a plant and want to revive it? Then why don't you set it on fire? And then freeze it? Let it grow on The Sun? Or zap it? Make it a fancy dinner? Or feed it to a fish monster? Or push it off a cliff? Dance on it? Explode-
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-Vomit on it? Play with it underwater?
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Ad stops.
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Stop it!
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Credits roll.
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