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*panting* Hey friends! I'm finally ready to present my new fashion line, Glitter For Your Face! The glitter that's infused into the fabric can repel vomit!

They're horrendous!

They're so ugly it's giving me nightmares, even though I'm still awake!

(Very jumbled) It's okay.

Di- did you just say it's okay? (Woody nods) How dare you!

Flower attempts to kick Woody, but Woody, with fast reaction time. places Blocky in front of him, causing Flower to kick him away instead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaagghhh-

Hey Lollipop! We gotta talk.

What's wrong?

Do you value me as a teammate/friend?

Why of course I do, Bubble. Your bubbly personality always blows me away.

Then how come you didn't even notice when Four killed me?

Well, you see-

Of all people, it was Leafy who asked Four to bring me back!

Ah, yes. You see, I was planning on waiting till your birthday to recover you. Like a happy birthday gift.

So when's my birthday?

I was gonna ask as soon as you became available.

Hey Leafy! Check out my cool new sweater!

But I thought you said it gave you nightmares even while you were awake!

(Slowly leans in towards Leafy, along with a creaking sound) Look what happened to Blocky.

Pan over to Blocky, still in the sky.

*screaming*

Hey Firey! Check out my cool new sweater!

Hey Have Cots! It's time for Cake at Stake!

Intro.

So, Have Cot team, you guys lost last time, so whichever one of you got the fewest votes is eliminated! But why are you all wearing that ugly sweater?

(offscreen) *gasp*

Actually crew, it's no use telling him why. She's already on her way.

Agreed.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm still confused. But anyway, Leafy is the first one safe, with a record 28,401 votes!

Yoylecake! But X, where's Four?

Um, they're over there!

Wah!

Pan over to Four trapped in a cage.

Oh my collagen! Why is our precious Four imprisoned?

Maybe it's because he's guilty of murdering one of your friends?

Ohhhh- wait. I don't remember any of my friends getting murdered.

Let's get back to the ceremony! Teardrop's safe next, with 8,790 votes.

Yeah!

Leafy and Teardrop hi-five.

Oh my dear collagen! Lollipop, our newbie alliance is screwed! It's either us or Bubble getting out, but Bubble's untouchable! She got the most votes last time!

(sarcastically) Oh no.

Gelatin's wrong!

Huh?

Bubble's out.

Oh noio!

X snaps his fingers.

Byeeee guys!

Bubble is sent to the Big Rotating Building.

Random footsteps are heard, speeding up faster and faster.

Huh?

It's her!

She's here.

Have Cots The Fashion Queen has arrived to right this wrong. She will spread the glittery truth of her sweater empire, and rid this planet of haters.

Wait, I still don't understand!

After footsteps, Flower eventually kicks X into the sky. X passes Blocky, who is falling back down.

Huh?

Blocky crashes into the ground.

NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW! BOOP! BOOP! BOOP! BOOP! AWOO-GA! AWOO-GA!

Ah! My ears.... They bleed....

Plants have blood?

Okay Four, we can hear you! What do you want?

Contestants, I was jailed last night, for the crime of trespassing into a courtroom I didn't own! Wah!

Oh, it was for that and not the murder?

Murder? I don't recall.

Ah, whatever.

Teams, you gotta save me. Whichever team breaks me out of this jail wins, and the other team is up for elimination! Go!

Okay Have Notters, follow my lead.

Hm. No thanks. I'd rather not get my hands dirty with moss.

*gulps*

Ah, Woody's scared of heights. Don't worry, if you fall, I'll catch you.

Mm-mm!

Oh. On second inspection, me catching you wouldn't turn out so well, would it?

Alright team, we're already falling behind. We gotta brainstorm ideas!

Uh, let's try niblet swizzling!

Teardrop types something using her typewriter. She then uses a telescope, then continues typing.

Oh, no no no. We do not have time for your pirate adventure fantasies!

Lolly, don't be so harsh! Teardrop's an aspiring comic book artist!

Teardrop finishes typing and gives the papers to Lollipop.

"Tools needed for breaking prison bars: 12-inch titanium lock cutter, butane blowtorch, 8-inch garden shears?" Why, this is actually quite useful!

Uh oh, a lock cutter? Where are we gonna get our hands on one of those?

You seriously don't know the answer to that question? You were there, Gelly Boy.

Harp sound plays as the camera zooms into Gelatin’s head, revealing Yellow Face’s Warehouse from BFB 21, before zooming back out again.

Oh, Yellow Face's warehouse, huh?

Yup. Okay team, let's ride Four's high-speed express train to get there. Augh! What happened here?

Oh, hey guys. Sorry for the mess. Last week, Four asked me to clean the railway, but when I got close, the train burst into flames!

It's okay Firey. Mistakes happen!

It's not okay! Now we gotta walk to Yellow Face's warehouse!

No we don't! We can ride the 200-year old steam train!

The what?

Yeah Gelatin, go ride that!

Odd sound plays while the camera cuts to a shot of the railway, with a dangerous loop-de-loop and an upwards hill, where a piece of the track falls off in the distance.

Well, let's get in! Firey, wanna come with?

Nah, I gotta stay loyal to my team. But next time, for sure!

Cut to Blocky climbing the cliff. A boxing glove emerges from the cliffside and almost hits him.

Woah! Hey guys down below! Watch out for this boxing glove!

Woody pulls down on the boxing glove and launches himself onto the next one.

Woah, Woody! That's wicked cool!

Blocky and Woody jump from boxing glove to boxing glove.

Oh no friends! There's a loop-de-loop coming up!

I think we'll be alright.

Yeah! Leafster, if you stay in your seat, you should be fine.

The train goes around the loop-de-loop. The contestants fall off at the top and fall back in at the bottom of it.

Huh! That was so scary, I even heard Teardrop scream!

gasp!

Quiet gasp

gasp!

Teardrop shakes her head in disagreement and points at Gelatin.

Me? Why are you pointing at me?

Okay, let's put a roof on so that doesn't happen again! I'm gonna use this clip to make sure the roof stays in place!

The train goes around another loop-de-loop. The contestants hit their heads on the roof at the top.

Wow, that worked! Leafy, you're a lifesaver!

Aw man, that's the last of the boxing gloves. Uh oh, I can't climb that.

Pan out to see that the cliff is preventing Blocky from climbing any higher.

Uh oh, we're stuck!

Ah, wah.

I know! Blocky, why don't you fall off?

Blocky looks angrily at Firey.

What?

And what, land on some trampoline and bounce back even higher?

I mean, maybe?

Oh! Huh, maybe that would work. Flower! Could you put a trampoline right below us?

I guess. Here you go, Blocky!

This sweater's getting itchy.

I agree. You know, we are miles away from Flower now. She has no way of knowing if we take off this garbage, huh?

You're right!

Gelatin and Lollipop take off Flower's sweaters.

Ah, fresh air. No more itchy bits.

Yay Teardrop! We don't have to wear this hideous uniform!

Leafy and Teardrop hi-five.

(in her head) *gasp* I feel a disturbance in the force! Grr!

I'm gonna bounce!

I'm gonna get you!

Flower bounces sideways off the trampoline, causing it to move and Blocky to crash into the ground. Flower begins to fly over to the Have Cots, who have arrived at Yellow Face's warehouse.

This is Yellow Face's warehouse?

Flower runs around the first loop-de-loop on the train track.

Yeah, this is it.

How pitifully neglected and mold-infested! Customers should obviously choose the competitor's brand.

Flower rolls around the second loop-de-loop on the train track.

Well, I for one am excited to go inside!

Um, before you do, I gotta warn you, there's a suspicious purple box that probably has something dangerous in it and well uh, we should REALLY be sure to AVOID IT when we step inside. Okay?

Okay!

Flower arrives and kicks the Have Cots inside. The Have Cots start screaming.

That's what you get for disrespecting my fashion brand!

The Have Cots crash into the box, breaking it.

Uh oh! Oh no! That's the box I was warning you about!

Oh Gelatin, I know you're overwhelmed, but it's OK! In fact, Teardrop's already getting what she needs!

Yeah but-

Purple Face breaks out of the box.

(distorted voice, shakes his head) I'm about to eat you all! Ha Ha!

Oh dear. These purple monsters be crazy.

RUN!!!

Purple Face chases the Have Cots around the warehouse.

Purple Face is running too fast! We can't escape him! We're gonna be *crying* eaten!

Wait! I remember Flower telling us that these sweaters can repel vomit!

How's that going to help?

Well, even if we get eaten, Purple Face's stomach acid won't digest us into mush!

Hooray!

But first we gotta ball up!

The Have Cots wrap themselves inside their sweaters, making them look like wrapped candies.

(normal voice) Hm, hm, hm! Looks appetizing!

Purple Face swallows the Have Cots whole.

Yummy!

Pan to the inside of Purple Face's stomach.

Woah, I'm actually protected from the acid! Woohoo!

Have Cots Yeah!

But now what?

I can't move my limbs.

Cut back to the Have Nots.

Alright guys, without the trampoline, our best bet is to boing off the highest boxing glove!

You got it! But, where's Flower?

Woody shrugs. The Have Nots continuously bounce off of the boxing gloves.

Uh, it's smelling kinda weird in here.

Personally, I'm fond of the fragrance. Just the right level of tangy and bitter.

What are you doing in here?

Wait, where are we?

Portable Music Player screams as he gets digested. The Have Nots continue bouncing off of the boxing gloves.

Guys, we've been in here for seven hours; the Have Nots are gonna win any moment now!

Yeah, that's not good. Any clever ideas, fellow newbie?

Oh, that's me. Uhh- can we try punching our way out?

No can do. These purple monsters have the most impenetrable skin in the universe!

Ah, well in that case, I'm drawing a blank.

Teardrop thinks of a plan. She then sticks the shears out of the sweater, nearly poking Lollipop's sweater.

What? Are you mad, Teardorp? If you pierce my sweater pod, the acid will spill in here and I'll die!

Lollipop screams as Teardrop continues to move the shears towards and away from her.

Hey, stop that!

Teardrop pokes Leafy's sweater.

H-h-hey! Not me!

Leafy screams as Teardrop does the same thing as before.

No more!

Teardrop pokes Gelatin's sweater.

Oh my collagen, not my turn!

Gelatin screams as Teardrop does the same thing that she did with Lollipop and Leafy. Teardrop manages to tear open the sweater, and Gelatin falls into the stomach acid.

No! (screams)

Gelatin is digested.

Do I hear something? Sounds like Gelatin just screamed to death! Gotta recover him.

Four recovers Gelatin.

Uh- hey Four. What's up? Strange weather we're having, huh?

Whatever.

Gelatin leaning on the bars causes one of them to bend.

Hold up. This whole time, these bars were just cardboard tubes? Covered in metal paint!?

Oh my gumdrop, I'm saved! Thank you, dear Gelatin! You've given me my freedom back! I will be forever grateful for your heroic deed. Yippee!

Four flies away.

…What?

Because of Gelatin, the Have Cots were able to free Four from their jail cell. So that means the Have Nots are up for elimination, and whichever one of them gets the fewest votes from you viewers is eliminated!

Aw man! Too bad we lost! Well Woody, your bouncing off boxing gloves strategy was pretty legit.

Yeah!

Screen fades to black. Credits start.

Hi! Thank you so much for watching. This is the part where you choose which of the Have Nots you want to save. Type their letter between square brackets and post it as a comment to cast your vote. My name's Michael, and I've had so much fun making BFDI. But I noticed only a third of the people watching right now are subscribed. Make sure that before you leave that you hit the subscribe button. Do you want to learn how to animate your own object show? The source files have been around for years, but we've never made a guide to teach you how to animate, and that changes today. For the first time in over 10 years, we're revealing our secrets in Object Animator's Toolbox. It's a video course on Graphy where I teach you our techniques step-by-step. The first chapter, which is available today, has over 40 minutes of densely-packed information, and I'll be releasing new chapters regularly, so hit the link in the description and be the first to check it out. And thank you to everyone who ordered the Leafy plush, which is now sold out. We've just heard from our manufacturer that they've arrived and they're now being shipped out today. Thank you so much for your patience, and if you're looking to get one in the future, the next batch should be available in the next three months or so. This has been Michael; see you in BFB 24.

Cut to the Big Rotating Building.

Balloony, Spongy, Ruby and Bubble (screaming)

*stutters*

Oh my bubble blower! Flower's sweater is so thick and fluffy! It's protecting me from popping!

Flower, Flower, Flower! Why have you been kicking people so much lately? That's awfully rude of you.

No, they deserved it! They said they di- oh, alright. I was a bit harsh. It's just distributing my own fashion line has been a lifelong dream of mine, so it really hurt to see everyone bashing it.

Well um, I like your sweaters.

Wow! Really? Oh! It's so heartwarming to have my first willing customer! Here's a sweater for you!

Dramatic music and slow-motion ensues. Purple Face blinks and watches as Flower eagerly puts the sweater over his head, and squints so as not to get any sweater hairs (or glitters) in his eyes. Once the sweater is more than halfway down, the camera cuts to Flower's excitedly-grinning face, and cuts closer to it. Once the sweater is put on, slow-motion stops, and Flower admires Purple Face wearing the sweater.

On-screen text With six purchases, Flower's clothing line "Fashion for your Face" outsold her previous venture six-fold. It also boasted an incredible 17% approval rating. However, Flower's source of glitter was the emulsified magic Yoyle dust extracted from the peak of Yoyle Mountain. This was a huge economic blunder, as this extraction requires months of digging and trillions of dollars of equipment. Flower is now on the brink of bankruptcy. Unfortunately, her plights are far from over, because the fibers of Flower's sweaters were foolishly made from the reed of the endangered Goiky bamboo. As such, Flower had to cause the deforestation of millions of acres of tropical rainforest to access these bamboo, causing ecological devastation worldwide. As if that's not bad enough, a myriad of scientific papers have proven that emulsified Yoyle dust is toxic on human skin, which can lead to itchiness and, in rare cases, death. Flower has no lawyer available, should disaster strike. Despite all this, we congratulate Flower on her first satisfied customer.