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Book 1[]

May 13th, 2008

Firey

I am fire... I can burn anyone as I wish!

Woody

!
Teardrop walks toward to him

Firey

E-except you...
May 14th, 2008

Firey

Hey, Match, how come Woody never talks in words?

Blue Match

Well, I guess he, I don't know, never got to learning it?

Firey

Okay...

Firey

...'Cuz I need help figuring out what he's saying...
Woody explains how Firey is scary because he is wood in his own language.
May 15th, 2008

Spongy

What Wuhddy's sehing iz, "I duhn't like Fuhree becuhz Fuhree skehrd meh."

Firey

Oh. Okay.

Spongy

Fuhree, I huhv uh quesshin...

Firey

Yeah?

Spongy

Wuht duz it feehl like tuh be so hot?
Firey swipes a match

Firey

Wanna know?

Spongy

Huahg!
May 16th, 2008
Firey walks over to Match.

Firey

Sorry I had to use one of your matches.

Blue Match

Oh, it's okay. What did you use it for?

Firey

Okay, well, Spongy asked me what it felt like to be so hot, so I lit a match in front of him!

Firey

I even said, "Wanna know?"

Blue Match

That's not nice. What if, like, Teardrop did that to you?

Firey

Oh, Spongy would handle that!
May 19th, 2008
A tree lights on fire.

Blue Match

Oh, no!

Blue Match

Firey! There's a fire in the trees!

Firey

Uh, I know... That's me.
May 20th, 2008

Blue Match

Firey! Get down!

Firey

Okay.
Boom! The tree Firey's sitting on explodes with flames.

Blue Match

Now TWO trees are on fire!

Firey

No...

Blue Match

Oh, phew!
Bam! Another tree explodes with flames.

Firey

...THREE trees are on fire!
May 21st, 2008

Blue Match

Now the whole forest is on fire! This is all your fault, Firey.

Firey

No...
Shows Spongy in the woods with a campfire lighting the trees.

Firey

...Spongy's been lighting 90% of it.
May 22nd, 2008

Blue Match

Spongy! You lit the forest on fire! Don't EVER do that again!

Spongy

B-Buht Match...

Spongy

I wuhz cold...
May 23rd, 2008
Teardrop stands in the burning forest.
Gloop! Gloop! Gloop! Teardrop spreads her water across the burning trees, extinguishing them.
Later... Teardrop is still spreading her water.

Blue Match

Teardrop's saving us!

Firey

Not exactly saving us...

Blue Match

What do you mean? And why are you in a tree?
Teardrop continues to spread water.

Firey

Oh, you'll see...
There is so much water, it creates a flood in the forest and Match gasps for air.
May 26th, 2008

Blue Match

Hey Firey, Whatcha doin'?

Firey

This puzzle [sic] called sudoku. Guess what? I'm HALFWAY done with the puzzle!

Firey

See, this is how you play. You just put the numbers 1-9 into every row, column and box.

Blue Match

So shouldn't a nine go there?

Firey

Oh yeah.

Blue Match

And a two there?

Firey

I guess I didn't see that.

Blue Match

And a five there? And a seven there? Why don't you just give me the pencil so I don't have to tell you?

Firey

Sure. Beware, Match, they're hard. It's okay if you can't do it. I coul-

Blue Match

Done!

Firey

You're done with the puzzle!?

Blue Match

No...

Firey

Well, of course not! That was too fast!

Blue Match

...I'm done with the book.
May 27th, 2008

Firey

You couldn't be done with the whole book!!

Blue Match

See for yourself.

Firey

Wow! You DID do the whole book, even the ones in the hard section!

Blue Match

Hard? I thought they were all in the easy section!
May 28th, 2008

Firey

That's just impossible! You mean you've NEVER heard of sudoku?

Blue Match

No [sic]

Firey

Now I feel so dumb!

Blue Match

Don't worry, Firey. It's perfectly fine to have sudoku skills way below average.

Firey

How? How is it "fine"?

Blue Match

'Cuz then I seem smarter!
May 29th, 2008

Firey

I'm doing this sudoku book backward, so that means I'm starting with the hard ones. I can't seem to do this one!

Blue Match

D'you want me to help?

Firey

No [sic]

Blue Match

Wh-wh-why-why not?

Firey

Because you're gonna finish the puzzle, and then you're gonna finish the book in like, five seconds, and then I'll have to buy another book for another $5!

Blue Match

Oh.

Book 2[]

September 1st, 2008
Firey and Snowball are seen climbing a mountain.

Firey

Gosh, this climb is tiring!

Snowball

Yeah! I mean, I've already melted off a few ounces!
Everyone else is seen slipping from Snowball's melted water trail.

Firey

So THAT'S why we're the only ones up here!
September 2nd, 2008
They reach a cliff.

Firey

Whoa! A cliff!

Firey

Let's turn around.

Snowball

Yeah.
Somehow, the other side of the cliff has disappeared.

Firey

Whoa! Um...
September 3rd, 2008

Firey

Watch this, Snowball!

Firey

*throws water bottle off cliff* Huff!
SPLUT! The water bottle lands on the ground, breaking.

Firey

Haha! Wasn't that cool!?

Snowball

Uh, not really, 'cuz you threw our only water, and we might be trapped here forever!

Firey

You mean you'd rather live than watch that?
September 4th, 2008

Firey

Let's see what's in my backpack... Hey, a football!

Snowball

So?

Firey

Whoa! My backpack nearly fell off!

Firey

I lost my grip!
BOOM! The backpack lands on the ground and explodes, leaving a hole in the cliff.

Snowball

What was IN that thing?
September 5th, 2008
The hole in the cliff causes it to start falling over.

Snowball

Whoa!

Firey

What's going on?
SPLASH! The two fall in a pond. Match is also there. Firey unusually survives the pond water.

Match

Hi guys. Uh.. do you know who this football belongs to?
September 8th, 2008
Firey and Eraser are playing basketball. Firey does not throw very far, while Eraser shoots a hoop.

Firey

Dang! How come YOU can shoot a hoop?

Eraser

Hey. It just happens.
September 9th, 2008
When it's warm...
Objects are seen gathering around Ice Cube, much to her anger.

Blocky

Ahh...

Pencil

Whew! It's hot!
When it's cold...
Objects are seen gathering around Firey.

Match

Brr...

Firey

Uh...

Coiny

Warm!
When it's wet...
Spongy is sitting in a large puddle.

Snowball

Ew!

Spongy

What am I doing here?
September 10th, 2008

Golf Ball

Since summer's ending, I decided-
The book is abruptly cancelled.

Book 3[]

July 20th, 2009
Golf Ball is seen building a store.

Needle

*gasp!* Golf Ball, that looks TERRIBLE! Don't you have any sense of how good things look?

Golf Ball

Oh, I do. Bubble just dared me to put it up.
July 21st, 2009

Coiny

Hello, Golf Ball... Uh, was your store's front door important for you?

Golf Ball

Yes. It's absolutely crucial! Why'd you ask?

Coiny

Um, no reason...
The front door is shown to have been destroyed, with a huge hole where the door should be.
July 22nd, 2009

Golf Ball

*gasp* My store! It's DESTROYED! How did it happen!?

Coiny

Um- I drove my car into it.

Golf Ball

Grrrr! This is all your fault!

Coiny

No, it's Firey's. He dared me to do it.
July 23rd, 2009

Golf Ball

Firey, Coiny, I'm sending you both to jail!

Firey

Oh, just jail! Whew! At first I was afraid you'd send us to prison! WHEW! Just jail! That was close. ...Prison. Haha!
July 24th, 2009

Coiny

Uh, Golf Ball, you can't send us to jail! A jury needs to say we're guilty first!

Golf Ball

I'm the jury! You're guilty! Now go along! GET TO JAIL!

Firey

How do I get to jail?
July 25th, 2009
Firey and Coiny are handcuffed.

Firey

Cool! Jail! I've never been to jail before. I still don't know why I'm here.

Coiny

You told me to drive my car into Golf Ball's store, remember?

Firey

Oh! You mean the time I told you to remind me not to drive into Golf Ball's store?
July 26th, 2009, Leafy's Date of Creation and Birthday.

Leafy

Firey! Firey! *runs up to Firey* Firey! Look what I got! It's a $1,000-

Firey

Ooh!
Firey snatches the 1,000 dollar bill and makes a paper airplane out of it, angering Leafy.

Firey

You're right! It makes a GREAT paper airplane!

Leafy

Grrrr!
July 27th, 2009

Snowball

Hi Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

Hi Snowball. Snow... ball. Cool name. Snowball. Snowball.

Golf Ball

Hi Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

Hi Snowball [sic]