Firey and Gelatin Steal a Van/Transcript

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(Gelatin struggles to drag a bag of steaks)

Hey Gelatin! Quick, look at this hot air balloon I made!

The paper burns and the hot air balloon is released into the air

Dang it, it works! I was gonna sell it to Coiny for more than it's actually worth. Anyway, what's up?

I've been trying to get these steaks to my steakhouse, but-

(The bag strangely moves)

It's really heavy!

Hmm, what if we use the FreeSmart Van to take your steaks there? Maybe we'll find my hot air balloon along the way.

I don't know. FreeSmart's very protective of that van, especially if it were to get stolen!

What if we borrow it?

(Gasp) That changes everything! Sure, let's do it!

Screen zooms in to the FreeSmart Van, which is on top of the Clubhouse of Awesomeness.

Gelatin and Firey peeks at the FreeSmart Van

(Gasp) It's Pencil!

No, it's a cardboard cutout. Nice try Pencil.

Gelatin and Firey gets on the FreeSmart Van and drives down the Eiffel Tower

Do-da-da-da-do-do-do!

I spy with my little eye, something blue!

The sky!

Yes! Now, something green!

The grass. You know, you don't have to make it so easy.

How about... something orange?

(Sigh) Me...

What? No, Coiny!

Coiny crashes into the Van and gets eaten by the Fish Monster

Not my potential customer!

The Van continues driving

I'm bored! Are we almost there?

Not yet.

Screen zooms out to outside the van

How about... now?

No.

Is Grassy green?

Yeah!

Now say that again, but in response to a different question.

No!

Can we at least go faster?

Let me drive!

We'd already be there if I drove. Here, let me take that wheel.

Gelatin attempts to grab the wheel, but is stopped by Firey

Hands OFF the wheel!

Firey and Gelatin fight.

The FreeSmart Van heads to the DEADLY road, goes through several obstacles, and finally gets stuck.

See what you did, Gelatin?

Uh, how do we get down?

The bag of steaks rolls down the Van

Oh my collagen! My steaks!

The bag of steaks falls off the Van.

No! We have to go get them!

Let me drive.

yeah! And I'll reach out and try and grab them.

The bag of steaks bounces along the mountain

Screen pans to Gelatin's Steakhouse

That was the best steak I've ever had! I'm definitely coming back here-

Member gets hit by the bag of steak and is flung into the air

Gelatin grabs the bag of steaks from outside the Van.

I got them!

Yay!

Couldn't have done it without you, man.

You owe me $80 in Gas money.

The Hot Air Balloon comes back down, flowing around.

Bew, bew, bew, bew...

You owe me $70 in Gas money.

The camera cuts to Pencil. She finds the head of the cardboard cutout, making her shed a tear.

Transcripts

BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1 • Take the Plunge: Part 2 • Barriers and Pitfalls • Are You Smarter Than a Snowball? • Sweet Tooth • Bridge Crossing • Power of Three • Puzzling Mysteries • Cycle of Life • Insectophobe's Nightmare • Crybaby! • Lofty • A Leg Up in the Race • Don't Lose Your Marbles • Half a Loaf Is Better Than None • Vomitaco • Bowling, Now with Explosions! • The Reveal • Reveal Novum • Rescission • Gardening Hero • The Glistening • Don't Pierce My Flesh • Hurtful! • Insectophobe's Nightmare 2 • Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know • Get Digging • Insectophobe's Nightmare 3 • Zeeky Boogy Doog • Get in the Van • BFDIA 5b • No More Snow! • It's a Monster • The Long-lost Yoyle City • Well Rested • Intruder Alert • Meaty • Catch These Hands • Taste the Sweetness • Lots of Mud • Insectophobe's Nightmare 4 • Well, Look Who It Is! • PointyPointyPointy ♫ • Spore Day • Respect to the Wicked • Start the Shift • Airplanes in the Night Sky • 🥚 • Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to Talk • Lick Your Way to Freedom • Why Would You Do This on a Swingset • Today's Very Special Episode • Fortunate Ben • Four Goes Too Far • The Liar Ball You Don't Want • Questions Answered • This Episode Is About Basketball • Enter the Exit • Get to the Top in 500 Steps • What Do You Think of Roleplay? • Return of the Rocket Ship • Don't Dig Straight Down • The Four is Lava • The Escape from Four • X Marks the Spot • Take the Tower • How Loe Can You Grow? • A Taste of Space • Let's Raid The Warehouse • Who Stole Donut's Diary? • Fashion For Your Face! • The Game Has Changed • The Tweested Temple • The Hidden Contestant • Uprooting Everything • B.F.B. = Back From Beginning • SOS (Save Our Show) • Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right? • The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life • Getting Puffball To Think About Rollercoasters • Gardening Zero • Fishes and Dishes • The Great Goikian Bake-Off • The Seven Wonders of Goiky • Balancing P.A.C.T. • Outbreak At Stake • Oneirophobe's Nightmare • Out Of The Blue • What's Up Bell's String? • Category One • I SAID CAREFUL!!! • Seasonal Shift • The Power of Four • Bottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years! • BFDI Is Back • Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years! • BFDI's Road to Half a Billion Views • You're A Loser, But... • Thanks for 600,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 700,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers! • Thanks for 900,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years! • Claustrophobe's Nightmare • Twosday • Fish and Chips • Why is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere? • The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote Yoylecake • You can help BFDI win an Award! • The Loser Plush is here! • The Official Four and X Plush • What if BFDI was in r/place? • BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei Squisher • X Finds Out His Value • BFDIA 6 Deleted Scenes • The JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary) • All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFB • Apply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and More • Just Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho) • The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and X • All BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation) • Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at Stake • Stingers