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Yellow Face

Hey viewers! Want protection from loud noises?

DiaZZUnknown

Off-screen voice
Can you be more specific?

Yellow Face

Uh... yknow... *shows Four* THOSE loud noises? urhh

DiaZZUnknown

Off-screen voice
Whatever.

Yellow Face

Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs!
*Four appears in the background*

Four

[SCREECH]

Foldy

Four, stop screeching! It's not even funny anymore.

Four

*mutilates Foldy*

Stapy

*throws fork at Four* How dare you mutilate my friend Foldy!

Four

*Shoots an energy beam at Stapy*

Basketball

Geez! Four's destruction keeps getting more and more ruthless! We gotta stop it! Oh, leader 8-Ball, What do we do?

8-Ball

The answer to that question lies with Golf Ball.

Golf Ball

<gasp> You really think so? Well, Hm, Any number times zero equals zero, right?

Tennis Ball

That may be true, but, how is that useful?

Golf Ball

Four's a number. Let's multiply HIM by zero.

Donut

Huh? This can't be real.

Grassy

Yeah!
[Intro]

Four

*Revives Foldy, Lightning, Black Hole and Bubble*

Four

It's time for the return of the Beep Beep!

Balloony

Well, that's not our team name!

Roboty

- -

Balloony

Roboty, you're not helping!
[Cake At Stake]

Four

We got 20,916 votes, [X changes the 0 to a 1] Beepians! Ya lost last time so the six of you with the fewest votes get to turn orange *tangerine juice appears from Four's hand*, and the most voted contestant is poo-pooed!

Four

Cloudy is safe at only 956 votes.

Cloudy

[thick accent] Now I'm made of evaporated tangerine juice? Disgusting!

Four

X, who's also safe?
The following mentioned contestants turn orange.

X

Nickel, Rocky, Balloony, and Woody!

Four

Now it's down to David and Roboty!

David

Aw, dreariously?

Four

The only two non-objects on the team.

Nickel

What? Objection!

Roboty

-
The caption reads "Ha"

Nickel

Four, are you implying that I'm just... an object?

Four

I think someone is criticizing me. *starts waving his fingers around, preparing for the Zappies* I don't like criticism!
Cut to A Better Name Than That, all on a ski on top of a hill near the Cake At Stake place.

Golf Ball

Okay, Team Better Name! Is everything lined up?

Blocky

Looks like it to me.

Four

It's time.

Golf Ball

Go!
ABNTT's sleigh slides down the hill, featuring some recommended characters, and pushes Four, X, and Donut together, the screen flashes. Four and X disappear.

Basketball

Wha? What happened?

Blocky

Four's gone!!!

Golf Ball

Yeah. makes sense, because 4 times 0 is... 0.

Tennis_Ball

It's Zero and nothing else!

Grassy

We did it!

DiaZZUnknown

ABNTT
Yay!

Nickel

Oh! I'm saved from the zappies!

Balloony

But without Four, how will we know whether David or Roboty is out?

Golf Ball

TV! Calculate!

TV

Results: 4955 David, 8254 Roboty

Golf Ball

There's your answer.

Balloony

Aw, well... goodbye, Roboty. R-Roboty? Where is he?
Roboty is in the waterfall shown in Episode 2.

Balloony and Woody

Roboty!!!

Balloony

Where are you??

Pin

Guys. I despise Four as much as the rest of you, but without Four, how will we know what the sixth contest is?

Tennis_Ball

Well, Four became a... FACTOR of zero... ... if you know what I mean.
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Donut

Stop that! There's not even a second meaning there! Also, my name's Donut, not zero.

Lollipop

What those sport globules are trying to tell you, bagel brain, is that YOU get to choose the contest.

Donut

Oh, wow. That's actually something I like to hear! Well, I've got a special substance that I haven't had the opportunity to use until now!
Donut injects himself with the substance, surprising Fanny, Naily and Barf Bag; Pillow takes down notes

Donut

Now I've got the twinkle of contagion!

Gelatin

<giggling> You mean... the TINKLE of contagion?

Donut

Gelatin! Why do you always have to act like you're six years old?

Gelatin

Book

Donut, how does this twinkle relate to the contest?

Donut

Yeah... if you so much as look as someone with the twinkle, the twinkle is transferred to you. Whoever has the twinkle after three hours is up... their team loses.

Stapy

But Donut, I'm looking at you now, and I'm not getting the twinkle!

Gelatin

Tinkle!

Donut

Because I haven't said "go" yet.

Stapy

Hey! Since when did YOUR words become so powerful now?

Donut

Because I've got the factor of Four within me.
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Donut

STOP THAT!!! Go.
A timer of 3 hours made from clouds begins.

Stapy

Ugh!

Gelatin

*gasp*
The scene changes into a montage of characters getting the twinkle.

Match

Yikes!

Bell

Whoa!
It then zooms out to show the characters in a heart-shaped pattern saying "Happy Valentine's Day!" below. The twinkle-passing continues...

Cake

Whoa!

Tree

Team Death P.A.C.T.! Close your eyes! If you never see the twinkle, we'll never lose.
Pie has her eyes shut, walking towards a hole.

Pie

Good plan.

Eggy

Oh gosh, this is a little frightening.

Cake

Yeah.
Eggy gets the twinkle.

Eggy

Oh gosh!
The twinkle is passed to someone else. Cake then receives it.

Cake

Owowowowow! Loser, I can't handle this anymore! Save our team from the torment of the twinkle!

Loser

Sure thing. I've got one of X's old baskets to protect our eyes!
Loser covers him and his team with the basket.

TheLosers

Yeah!

Golf Ball

Better Namers! Get to my rocket! We'll go to the moon. There's no way we'll see the twinkle from there.

8-Ball

Worse Namers. don't get out your-

Golf Ball

You SAID you'd STOP THAT!
A Better Name Than That boards Golf Ball's rocket and blast off.

Saw

<gasp> Team Bleh, if we latch onto their rocket, we can escape the twinkle too!

Saw

Hup! *jumps onto rocket* Guys! Grab on quick!
Starting with Saw, Bleh creates a chain holding on to each other's hands.

Bleh

[screaming]

Bubble

Oof!

Match

Hey Bubble? Like, let's do a staring contest!

Bubble

Oh... okay.
The twinkle rapidly passes between Match and Bubble.

Pen

What's that noise?

Tree

Remember, Death P.A.C.T., keep your eyes closed.

Pen

But.. I gotta know what that... sound is...
Pen opens his eyes. Match and Bubble then look at Pen, giving him the twinkle.

Pen

Kuh!!!!

Pen

Dangit. Hey Free Food! Look at me!

Bell

Geez, we're not THAT gullible!

Pen

Two hours left! I've got some very tossable dirt!
Marker slowly turns around, making a creaking sound.

Fries

No, Marker.

Pen

Hm, fine. If you won't turn your eyes to look at me, I'll turn my BODY to be looked AT!
As Pen runs around Free Food, they keep looking away from him.

Pen

Hng.

Pen

Wapow!
Pen switches direction. He walks in front of Marker, giving him the Twinkle.

Marker

Dangit!

Pen

Oh yeah!
In space, with Bleh.

Saw

No way! So THIS is what it feels like to be in outer space!

Lollipop

Why yes, little gray zigzag. Are you telling me you've never experienced the vacuum of space before?

Saw

Nope!

Book

Well Saw, space is fun! If you look that way, you can see planet Earth!

Saw

Oh, really?
The screen pans out to show Earth.

Saw

Wow!
Saw gains the twinkle.

Gaty

Dangit, Now Saw is infected with the light! (gains the twinkle) ...aaand I shouldn't have looked at her, either.
The twinkle passes through the members of Bleh.

Taco

Hmmm... I gotta go.
Taco lets go of Bleh's chain and falls.

Book

Oh great, Taco left us again.

Bleh

[collective groan]

Lollipop

What else is new...?
ABNTT and Bleh arrive at the Moon.

Golf Ball

I'm so glad we arrived on the moon! That means that the nearest sign of the twinkle is 400,000 km awa-
Dora lands in front of Golf Ball and gives her the twinkle.

Dora

Dadadadadada

Golf Ball

Why do my plans NEVER WORK???
Taco lands on Earth.

Taco

Hm. Just under an hour to do my thing. I got this. Just gotta find the other contestants. ...soon as I figure out what continent I'm on.
The timer speeds forward. Shot of a saddened Pin. Coiny walks towards her.

Coiny

Wassa the matter?
Pin slowly turns around.

Coiny

Not much of a poker face, buddy. Come on, tell me, what's up.

Pin

<sigh> It's just... our team is so Loser-centric, right? Everyone likes him. We rely on him for advice and success... I'm just afraid that... that...

Coiny

Yeah?

Pin

What if he was gone? We depend on him so much! We hardly know how to do things on our own! What if we've forgotten who we are without him? What if we can never function again? What if we... what if-

Coiny

*laughs*

Pin

Huh?

Coiny

Gosh, have you forgotten who you're talking to? Y-y This is your partner in crime! Your right-hand man! Your W.O.A.H. Bunch co-captain one year strong! aaaaAnd look at yourself. A heroic leader. The brains behind so many ingenious challenge strategies. You compute, we both execute! Agh, it's fantastic!

Pin

So, you're saying?

Coiny

Look, yeah. Loser's a great guy. A fantastic guy. A perfect guy even! But, just look at you and me. We've got a whole BFDIA's worth of experience under our collective belt! And... even when it comes time, we won't hesitate to let it show. There's nothing to be afraid of, Pin. I promise.

Pin

That...That really means a lot.

Coiny

Ahh, it's nothing! Now wanna go gush about our favorite cube with the rest of us Losers?

Pin

You bet!
The scene changes to the moon, with 5 minutes on the timer left.

Basketball

Accept it, team Bleh. The twinkle's trapped here on the moon, so it's either us or you getting the boot.

8-Ball

Yeah.

Book

MmmMaybe not! TThere's always a chance it could return to earth,

Ice Cube

Yeah?

Robot Flower

THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY!

Golf Ball

Robot Flower's right. TV! Calculate the odds!
TV calculates a .0017% chance of the twinkle returning to Earth.

Golf Ball

See?
Cut to Taco and Bell.

Taco

Hey Bell!

Bell

Hey Taco, what's up?

Taco

Bell

Oh, I... hehe uhh wow Taco I'm I'm like I'm-

Taco

No actually. LOOK at the moon. Isn't it pretty?

Bell

Huh? (gets the twinkle)

Taco

Mission accomplished.

Saw

Hey! None of us has the twinkle anymore!

DiaZZUnknown

ABNTT & Bleh
Yeah!
GB's rocket falls over.

DiaZZUnknown

ABNTT & Bleh
No!

Bell

Free Food... I'm so sorry! With thirty seconds left there's no WAY I can get rid of this deadly twinkle!

Eraser

Bell, I've climbed your string before, and wow, it is long. With length, comes strength, and with strength comes the ability to give your twinkle of contagion to another team!

Bell

What do you mean?

Eraser

Bell, every team on earth knows you've got the twinkle now. Except one. You know what to do.

Clock

I'm bored.

Needle

Who do you think has the twinkle now?

Firey

Black Hole!

Coiny

Black Hole doesn't have eyes, so he can't GET the twinkle! (slaps Firey)

TheLosers

<gasp>
A loud thumping is heard.

Cake

What was that?

Clock

I don't know, but... I'll make it my duty to find out.

Bell

One hit wasn't enough... but I'm NOT giving up!

Bell

[screaming]

Loser

Yikes!

Cake

Loser, I'm scared!

Clock

A crack... what could cause a crack to form here?

Bell

Screw you, moon! You can't control meeeeeee!
Bell makes a hole in the basket, giving Clock the twinkle and The Losers lose.

Donut

3 hours are up! Clock has the twinkle, so The Losers, fittingly, lose.

Clock

I was only trying to help... A working clock is still wrong twice a day!

Cake

Uhh I don't think that's quite true.

Loser

Hhh. You know what he means, Cake. Even winners make mistakes sometimes.

Eggy

Well, we sure weren't winners this time. *sigh* I thought I could glide through the competition without danger, but it looks like CLOCK had to mess that up for us.

Clock

I'm sorry! Don't forget, I'm the only reason we won episodes 1 and 3!

Donut

Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show!
Cut to after-credits scene.

Golf Ball

Um, are they gonna pick us up, or what?
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle City

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers! (Leafy Plush & BFB 22 on July 24)

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote Yoylecake

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and More

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