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Yellow Face

Hey viewers! Want protection from loud noises?

DiaZZUnknown

Unknown
Can you be more specific?

Yellow Face

Uuuh, you know, *Shows Four* those loud noises? Err-

DiaZZUnknown

Unknown
Whatever.

Yellow Face

Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs!
*Four appears in the background*

Four

*pulls out earmuffs and screeches right in the earmuff going into Yellow Face's ear.*

Foldy

Four, stop screeching, it's not even funny anymore.

Four

*Deforms Foldy*

Stapy

*throws fork at Four* How dare you mutilate my friend Foldy!

Four

*Shoots an energy beam at Stapy*

Basketball

Geez! Four's destruction keeps getting more and more ruthless! We gotta stop it. Oh, leader 8-Ball, What do we do?

8-Ball

The answer to that question lies with Golf Ball.

Golf Ball

*GASP* You really think so? Well... Hmm... Any number times zero equals zero right?

Tennis Ball

That may be true, but, how is that useful?

Golf Ball

Four is a number. Let's multiply him by zero!

Donut

HUH?! This can't be real!

Grassy

Yeah!
[Intro]

Four

*Revives Foldy, Lightning, Black Hole and Bubble*

Four

It's time for the return of the BEEP BEEP!

Balloony

Well, that's not our team name!

Roboty

- -

Balloony

Roboty, you're not helping.
[Cake At Stake]

Four

We got 20,916 votes. Beepians, you lost last time so the six of you with the fewest votes get to turn orange *tangerine juice appears from Four's hand*, and the most voted contestant is poo-pooed!

Four

Cloudy is safe at only 956 votes.

Cloudy

[thick accent] Now I’m made of evaporated tangerine juice? Disgusting!

Four

X, who's also safe?
The following mentioned contestants turn orange.

X

Nickel, Rocky, Balloony, and Woody!!

Four

Now it's down to David and Roboty.

David

Aw, dreariously?

Four

The only two non-objects on the team.

Nickel

Wh-what? O-objection!

Roboty

Ha.

Nickel

Four, are you implying that I'm just an object?

Four

I think someone is criticizing me... *starts waving his fingers around, preparing for the Zappies* I DON'T LIKE CRITICISM.
Cut to A Better Name Than That, all on a ski on top of a hill near the Cake At Stake place.

Golf Ball

OK, Team Better Name, is everything lined up?

Blocky

Looks... like it to me.

Four

Grrr!.

Four

It's time.

Golf Ball

Go!
ABNTT's sleigh pushes Four, X, and Donut together.

Donut

Hugghh!

X

Aaahhhh!

Four

Hnh..?
Four Dies.

Basketball

Wha... What happened?

Blocky

Four's gone!!!

Golf Ball

Yeah, makes sense, because 4 times 0 is... 0.

Tennis_Ball

It's Zero and nothing else.

Grassy

We did it!
*Cheer*

Nickel

Oh, I'm safe from the zappies!

Balloony

But without Four, how will we know if David or Roboty is out?

Golf Ball

TV! Calculate!

TV

Results: 4955 David, 8254 Roboty

Golf Ball

There's your answer!

Balloony

Oh well... Goodbye Roboty... Roboty? Where is he?
Roboty is in the waterfall shown in Episode 2.

Balloony and Woody

ROBOTY!!!

Balloony

WHERE ARE YOU!!!?!

Pin

Guys, I despise Four as much as the rest of you, but without Four, how will we know what the 6th contest is?

Tennis_Ball

Well, Four became a... FACTOR of zero... ...if you know what I mean.
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Donut

Stop that! There's not even a second meaning there! Also, my name's Donut, not zero.

Lollipop

What those sport globules are trying to tell you, bagel brain, is that you get to choose the contest.

Donut

Oh, wow. That is actually something I like to hear! Well, I've got a special substance that I haven't had the opportunity to use until now!
Donut injects himself with the substance, surprising Fanny, Naily and Barf Bag; Pillow takes down notes

Donut

Now I've got the Twinkle of Contagion!

Gelatin

*giggling* You mean the tinkle of contagion?

Donut

GELATIN! Why do you always have to act like you're six years old?!

Gelatin

Book

Donut, how does this twinkle relate to the contest?

Donut

Yeah, if you so much as look as someone with the twinkle, the twinkle is transferred to you. Whoever has the twinkle after three hours is up; their team loses.

Stapy

But Donut, I'm looking at you now, and I'm not getting the twinkle.

Gelatin

Tinkle!

Donut

Because I haven't said "go" yet.t

Stapy

Hey, since when did YOUR words become so powerful now?

Donut

Because I've got the factor of 4 within me.
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Donut

STOP THAT! Go.
A timer of 3 hours made from clouds begins.

Stapy

Ugh!

Gelatin

*gasp*
The scene changes into a montage of characters getting the twinkle.

Match

Yikes!

Bell

Whoa!
It then zooms out to show the characters in a heart-shaped pattern saying "Happy Valentine's Day!" below. The twinkle-passing continues...

Cake

Whoa!

Tree

Team Death P.A.C.T.! Close your eyes! If you never see the twinkle, we'll never lose.
Pie, with her eyes shut, walks towards a hole.

Pie

Good plan!

Eggy

Oh gosh, this is a little frightening.

Cake

Yeah.
Eggy gets the twinkle.

Eggy

Oh gosh!
The twinkle is passed to someone else. Cake then receives it.

Cake

OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU! Loser, I can't handle this anymore! Save our team from the torment of the twinkle!

Loser

Sure thing! I got one of X's old baskets to protect our eyes!
Loser covers him and his team with the basket.
The Losers cheer.

Golf Ball

Better Namers! Get to my rocket! We'll go to the moon; there's no way we'll see the twinkle from there!

8-Ball

Worse Namers, don't get out your-

Golf Ball

YOU SAID YOU'D STOP THAT!
A Better Name Than That boards Golf Ball's rocket and blast off.

Saw

*gasp* Team Bleh, if we latch onto their rocket, we can escape the twinkle too!

Saw

*jumps onto rocket* Guys, grab on quick!
Starting with Saw, Bleh creates a chain of contestants holding on to each other. They all scream as they go higher and higher.

Bubble

Oof!

Match

Hey Bubble, like, let's do a staring contest!

Bubble

Oh... okay.
The twinkle rapidly passes between Match and Bubble.

Pen

What's that noise?

Tree

Remember, Death P.A.C.T., keep your eyes closed!

Pen

But I gotta know what that...

Pen

...sound is.
Pen opens his eyes. Match and Bubble then look at Pen, giving him the twinkle.

Pen

Kuh!!!

Pen

Dangit! Hey, Free Food! Look at me!

Bell

Jeez, we're not that gullible!

Pen

2 hours left! I've got some very tossable dirt!
Marker slowly turns around.

Fries

No, Marker.

Pen

Hmm, fine. If you won't turn your eyes to look at me, I'll turn my body to be looked at!
As Pen runs around Free Food, they keep looking away from him.

Pen

Wapow!
Pen switches direction. He walks in front of Marker, causing him to get the Twinkle.

Marker

Dang it!

Pen

Oh yeah!
Space, with Bleh...

Saw

No way! So this is what it feels like to be in outer space!

Lollipop

Why yes, little gray zigzag. Are you telling me you've never experienced the vacuum of space before?

Saw

Nope!

Book

Well Saw, space is fun! If you look that way, you can see Planet Earth!

Saw

Oh, really?
The screen pans out to show the world.

Saw

Wow!
Saw gains the twinkle.

Gaty

Dang it! Now Saw is infected with the light! (gains the twinkle) ...And I shouldn't of looked at her, either.
The twinkle passes through the members of Bleh.

Taco

Hmmm... I gotta go.
Taco lets go of the contestant chain and falls.

Book

Oh great, Taco left us again.
All of Bleh groans.

Lollipop

What else is new?
A Better Name Than That and Bleh arrive at the Moon.

Golf Ball

I'm so glad we arrived on the moon! That means that the nearest sign of the twinkle is 400,000 kilometers awa-
Dora lands in front of Golf Ball and gives her the twinkle.

Dora

DADADADADADADADADA

Golf Ball

Why. Do. My. Plans. NEVER WORK?!
Taco lands on Earth.

Taco

Hmm. Just under an hour to do my thing. I got this! Just gotta find the other contestants. Soon as I figure out what continent I'm on.
The timer speeds forward. Shot of a saddened Pin. Coiny walks to her...

Coiny

What's the matter?
Pin slowly turns around.

Coiny

Not much of a poker face, buddy. Come on, tell me, what's up?

Pin

*sigh* It's just... our team is so Loser-centric, right? Everyone likes him. We rely on him for advice and success. I'm just afraid that... that...

Coiny

Yeah?

Pin

What if he was gone? We depend on him so much. We hardly know how to do things on our own! What if we've forgotten who we are without him? What if we can never function again? What if we... what if-

Coiny

*laughs*

Pin

Huh?

Coiny

Gosh, have you forgotten who you're talking to? This is your partner in crime! Your right-hand man! Your W.O.A.H Bunch co-captain one year strong! And look at yourself. A heroic leader. The brains behind so many ingenious challenge strategies! You compute. We both execute! Ah, it's fantastic!

Pin

So, you're saying?

Coiny

Look, yeah, Loser's a great guy, a fantastic guy, a perfect guy even! But, just look at you and me. We've got a whole BFDIA's worth of experience under our collective belt! And even when it comes time, we won't hesitate to let it show. There's nothing to be afraid of, Pin. I promise.

Pin

That...That really means a lot.

Coiny

Ah, it's nothing! Now wanna go gush about our favorite cube with the rest of us Losers?

Pin

You bet!
The scene changes to the moon, with 5 minutes on the timer left.

Basketball

Accept it, team Bleh! The twinkle's trapped here on the moon, so it's either us or you getting the boot!

8-Ball

Yeah.

Book

Maybe not! There's always a chance it could return to Earth!

Ice Cube

Yeah?

Robot Flower

That's highly unlikely!

Golf Ball

Robot Flower's right! TV! Calculate the odds!
TV calculates a .0017% chance of the twinkle returning to Earth.

Golf Ball

See?
Cut to Taco and Bell.

Taco

Hey Bell!

Bell

Hey Taco! What's up?

Taco

Bell

Oh, I... hehe, uh...Wow, Taco, I'm-I'm like I'm-

Taco

No, actually LOOK at the moon. Isn't it pretty?

Bell

Huh? (gets the twinkle)

Taco

Mission accomplished.

Saw

Hey! None of us has the twinkle anymore!

A Better Name Than That and Bleh

YAAAAAAAAY!
GB's rocket falls over.

A Better Name Than That and Bleh

NOOOOOOOOO!

Bell

Free Food, I'm so sorry! With 30 seconds left, there's no way I can get rid of this deadly twinkle!

Eraser

Bell, I've climbed your string before, and WOW, it is long. With length comes strength, and with strength comes the ability to give your twinkle of contagion to another team!

Bell

What do you mean?

Eraser

Bell, every team on earth knows you've got the twinkle now. Except one! You know what to do.

Clock

I'm bored.

Needle

Who do you think has the twinkle now?

Firey

Black Hole!

Coiny

Black Hole doesn't have eyes, so he can't get the twinkle! (slaps Firey)
Cut to the Losers
The Losers gasp. A loud knocking noise is then heard.

Cake

What was that?

Clock

I don't know, but I'll make it my duty to find out!

Bell

One hit wasn't enough, but I'm not giving up!
*Bell screams*

Loser

Yikes!

Cake

Loser, I'm scared!

Clock

A crack... what could cause a crack to form here?

Bell

Screw you, moon! You can't control meeeeeeee!
The basket make a hole by Bell, then Clock gets the twinkle meaning that the Losers lost

Donut

3 hours are up! Clock has the twinkle, so The Losers fittingly lose!

Clock

I was only trying to help. A working clock is still wrong twice a day!

Cake

I don't think that's quite true.

Loser

Hhh. You know what he means, Cake. Even winners make mistakes sometimes.

Eggy

Well, we sure weren't winners this time. *sigh* I thought I could glide through the competition without danger, but it looks like Clock had to mess that up for us!

Clock

I'm sorry! Don't forget I'm the only reason we won episodes 1 and 3!

Donut

Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show!
Cut to after-credits scene.

Golf Ball

Um, are they gonna pick us up, or what?
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