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Cold open: Four's destruction goes too far[]

Yellow Face

Hey viewers! Want protection from loud noises?

Off-screen voice
Can you be more specific?

Yellow Face

Uh... yknow... *shows Four* THOSE loud noises? urhh...

Off-screen voice
Whatever.

Yellow Face

Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs!
*Four appears in the background*

Four

[SCREECH]

Foldy

Four, stop screeching! It's not even funny anymore.

Four

*mutilates Foldy*

Stapy

*throws fork at Four* How dare you mutilate my friend Foldy!

Four

*zaps Stapy*

Basketball

Geez! Four's destruction keeps getting more and more ruthless! We gotta stop it! Oh, leader 8-Ball, What do we do?

8-Ball

The answer to that question lies with Golf Ball.

Golf Ball

<gasp> You really think so? Well, Hm, Any number times zero equals zero, right?

Tennis Ball

That may be true, but, how is that useful?

Golf Ball

Four's a number. Let's multiply HIM by zero.

Donut

Huh? This can't be real.

Grassy

Yeah!
[Intro]

After the intro[]

Four

*Revives Foldy, Lightning, Black Hole and Bubble* It's time for the return of the Beep-Beep!

Balloony

Well, that's not our team name!

Roboty

- -

Balloony

Roboty, you're not helping!

BEEP's second Cake at Stake[]

[Cake At Stake]

Four

We got 20,916 votes, [X changes the 0 to a 1] Beepians! Ya lost last time so the six of you with the fewest votes get to turn orange *tangerine juice appears from Four's hand*, and the most voted contestant is poo-pooed!

Four

Cloudy is safe at only 956 votes.

Cloudy

[thick accent] Now I'm made of evaporated tangerine juice? Disgusting!

Four

X, who's also safe?
The following mentioned contestants turn orange.

X

Nickel, Rocky, Balloony, and Woody!

Four

Now it's down to David and Roboty!

David

Aw, dreariously?

Four

The only two non-objects on the team.

Nickel

What? Objection!

Roboty

-
The caption reads "Ha"

Nickel

Four, are you implying that I'm just... an object?

Four

I think someone is criticizing me. *starts waving his fingers around, preparing for the Zappies* I don't like criticism!

Factoring Four into zero[]

Cut to A Better Name Than That, all on a ski on top of a hill near the Cake At Stake place.

Golf Ball

Okay, Team Better Name! Is everything lined up?

Blocky

Looks like it to me.

Four

IT'S TIME.

Golf Ball

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABNTT's sleigh slides down the hill, featuring some recommended characters. Four continues to prepare the zappies, but the Better Namers push Four, X, and Donut together. X screams. The screen flashes as Four and X disappear.

Basketball

Wha?! What happened?

Blocky

Four's gone???!!!

Golf Ball

Yeah. makes sense, because 4 times 0 is... 0.

Tennis_Ball

It's Zero and nothing else!

Grassy

We did it!

A Better Name Than That

Yay!

Nickel

Oh! I'm saved from the zappies!

Balloony

But without Four, how will we know whether David or Roboty is out?

Golf Ball

TV! *when mentioned rises up* Calculate!

TV

Results: 4955 David, 8254 Roboty

Golf Ball

There's your answer!

Balloony

Aw, well... goodbye, Roboty. R-Roboty!? Where is he?
Roboty is in the waterfall shown in Episode 2.

Balloony and Woody

ROBOTY!

Balloony

Where are you?!

Before the challenge[]

Donut's new duty[]

Pin

Guys. I despise Four as much as the rest of you, but without Four, how will we know what the sixth contest is?

Tennis_Ball

Well, Four became a... FACTOR of zero... ... if you know what I mean.
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Donut

STOP THAT! THERE'S NOT EVEN A SECOND MEANING THERE!! Also, my name's Donut, not zero.

Lollipop

What those sport globules are trying to tell you, bagel brain, is that YOU get to choose the contest.

Donut

Oh, wow. That's actually something I like to hear! *taking out a syringe* Well, I've got a special substance that I haven't had the opportunity to use until now!
Donut injects himself with the substance, surprising Fanny, Naily and Barf Bag; Pillow takes down notes

Donut

Now I've got the twinkle of contagion!

Gelatin

<giggling> You mean... the TINKLE of contagion?

Donut

GELATIN! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD?!

Gelatin

Book

Donut, how does this twinkle relate to the contest?

Donut

Yeah... if you so much as look as someone with the twinkle, the twinkle is transferred to you. Whoever has the twinkle after three hours is up... their team loses.

Stapy

But Donut, I'm looking at you now, and I'm not getting the twinkle!

Gelatin

Tinkle!

Donut

Because I haven't said "go" yet.

Stapy

Hey! Since when did YOUR words become so powerful now?

Donut

Because I've got the factor of Four within me.
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Donut

STOP THAT!!! Go.

The challenge[]

Avoiding the Twinkle[]

A timer of 3 hours made from clouds begins.

Stapy

Ugh!

Gelatin

*gasp*
The scene changes into a montage of characters getting the twinkle, in this pattern: Firey-David-Match-Teardrop-Ice Cube-Bell (who says "Whoa!")-Flower-Match (who says "Yikes!")-Ice Cube-Woody-Donut (on whom we zoom out to reveal the contestants are in a heart formation; we hold on him and the text "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" flashes at the bottom of the screen)-Spongy-Nickel-Book-Cake (who also says "Whoa!")-Taco-Saw-Tree-Book-Grassy, who we end on. Some characters in the process.

Tree

Team Death P.A.C.T.! Close your eyes! If you never see the twinkle, we'll never lose.
Pie has her eyes shut, walking towards a hole.

Pie

Good plan.

Eggy

Oh gosh, this is a little frightening.

Cake

Yeah.
Eggy gets the twinkle.

Eggy

Oh gosh!
The twinkle is passed to someone else. Cake then receives it.

Cake

*screams* Owowowowow! Loser, I can't handle this anymore! Save our team from the torment of the twinkle!

Loser

Sure thing. *takes out a basket* I've got one of X's old baskets to protect our eyes!
Loser covers him and his team with the basket.

TheLosers

(muffled) Yeah!

Golf Ball

Better Namers! Get to my rocket! We'll go to the moon. There's no way we'll see the twinkle from there.

8-Ball

Worse Namers. don't get out your-

Golf Ball

You SAID you'd STOP THAT!
A Better Name Than That boards Golf Ball's rocket and blast off.

Saw

<gasp> Team Bleh, if we latch onto their rocket, we can escape the twinkle too! Hup! *jumps onto rocket* Guys! Grab on quick!
Starting with Saw, Bleh creates a chain holding on to each other's hands.

Bleh

[screaming]

Bubble

Oof!

Match

Hey Bubble? Like, let's do a staring contest!

Bubble

Oh... okay.
The twinkle rapidly passes between Match and Bubble.

Pen

What's that noise?

Tree

Remember, Death P.A.C.T., keep your eyes closed.

Pen

But.. I gotta know what that... sound is...
Pen opens his eyes. Match and Bubble then look at Pen, giving him the twinkle.

Pen

*screams, receives twinkle* Dang it. *turns to Free Food* Hey, Free Food! Look at me!

Bell

Geez, we're not THAT gullible!
The cloud timer ticks down to two hours.

Pen

Two hours left! I've got some very tossable dirt!
Marker slowly turns around, making a creaking sound.

Fries

No, Marker.

Pen

Hm, fine. If you won't turn your eyes to look at me, I'll turn my BODY to be looked AT!
As Pen runs around Free Food, they keep looking away from him.

Pen

Hng.
Pen runs around Free Food...

Pen

Wapow!
...then switches direction. He walks in front of Marker, giving him the Twinkle.

Marker

Dangit!

Pen

Oh yeah!

Space with Bleh[]

In space, with Bleh.

Saw

No way! So THIS is what it feels like to be in outer space!

Lollipop

Why yes, little gray zigzag. Are you telling me you've never experienced the vacuum of space before?

Saw

Nope!

Book

Well Saw, space is fun! If you look that way, you can see planet Earth!

Saw

Oh, really?
The screen pans out to show Earth.

Saw

Wow!
Saw gains the twinkle.

Gaty

Dangit, Now Saw is infected with the light! (gains the twinkle) ...aaand I shouldn't have looked at her, either.
The twinkle passes through the members of Bleh.

Taco

Hmmm... I gotta go.
Taco lets go of Bleh's chain and falls.

Book

Oh great, Taco left us again.

Bleh

[collective groan]

Lollipop

What else is new...?
ABNTT and Bleh arrive at the Moon.

Golf Ball

I'm so glad we arrived on the moon! That means that the nearest sign of the twinkle is 400,000 kilometers awa-
Dora lands in front of Golf Ball and gives her the twinkle; Tennis Ball looks away.

Dora

Dadadadadada...

Golf Ball

Why do my plans NEVER WORK???
Taco lands on Earth.

Taco

Hm. Just under an hour to do my thing. I got this. Just gotta find the other contestants. ...soon as I figure out what continent I'm on.
The timer speeds forward.

Coiny and Pin's pep talk[]

Back with The Losers!, we see a saddened Pin. Coiny walks towards her.

Coiny

Was'sa the matter?
Pin slowly turns around with a forced grin on her face.

Coiny

Not much of a poker face, buddy. Come on, tell me, what's up.

Pin

<sigh> It's just... our team is so Loser-centric, right? Everyone likes him. We rely on him for advice and success... I'm just afraid that... that...

Coiny

Yeah?

Pin

What if he was gone? We depend on him so much! We hardly know how to do things on our own! What if we've forgotten who we are without him? What if we can never function again? What if we... what if-

Coiny

*laughs*

Pin

Huh?

Coiny

Gosh, have you forgotten who you're talking to? Y-y This is your partner in crime! Your right-hand man! Your W.O.A.H. Bunch co-captain one year strong! aaaaAnd look at yourself. A heroic leader. The brains behind so many ingenious challenge strategies. You compute, we both execute! Agh, it's fantastic!

Pin

So, you're saying?

Coiny

Look, yeah. Loser's a great guy. A fantastic guy. A perfect guy even! But, just look at you and me. We've got a whole BFDIA's worth of experience under our collective belt! And... even when it comes time, we won't hesitate to let it show. There's nothing to be afraid of, Pin. I promise.

Pin

That...That really means a lot.

Coiny

Ahh, it's nothing! Now wanna go gush about our favorite cube with the rest of us Losers?

Pin

You bet!

The Twinkle rapidly changes hands[]

The scene changes to the moon, with 5 minutes on the timer left.

Basketball

Accept it, team Bleh. The twinkle's trapped here on the moon, so it's either us or you getting the boot.

8-Ball

Yeah.

Book

Mmm... Maybe not! There's always a chance it could return to earth...

Ice Cube

Yeah?

Robot Flower

THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY!

Golf Ball

Robot Flower's right. TV, calculate the odds!
TV calculates a .0017% chance of the twinkle returning to Earth.

Golf Ball

See?
Back on Earth, we cut to Taco and Bell.

Taco

Hey Bell!

Bell

Hey Taco, what's up?

Taco

Bell

Oh, I... *completely flattered and unable to form coherent sentences* hehe uhh wow Taco I'm I'm like I'm-

Taco

No, actually, look at the moon. Isn't it pretty?

Bell

Huh? (gets the twinkle)

Taco

Mission accomplished.
Back on the moon...

Saw

Hey! None of us has the twinkle anymore!

A Better Name Than That and Bleh

Yeah!
GB's rocket falls over and it breaks.

A Better Name Than That and Bleh

No!
The timer shows 31 seconds, which ticks down to 30.

Bell

Free Food... I'm so sorry! With thirty seconds left there's no WAY I can get rid of this deadly twinkle!

Eraser

Bell, I've climbed your string before, and wow, it is long. With length, comes strength, and with strength comes the ability to give your twinkle of contagion to another team!

Bell

What do you mean?

Eraser

Bell, every team on Earth knows you've got the twinkle now. *shows her The Losers!' basket cover* Except one... you know what to do.

The Losers!' last stand[]

Clock

I'm bored.

Needle

Who do you think has the twinkle now?

Firey

Black Hole!

Coiny

Black Hole doesn't have eyes, so he can't GET the twinkle! (slaps Firey)

TheLosers

<gasp>
A loud thumping is heard.

Cake

What was that?

Clock

I don't know, but... I'll make it my duty to find out.
Bell has been swinging at The Losers!' basket, cracking it.

Bell

One hit wasn't enough... but I'm NOT giving up!
With a scream/shriek of determination, Bell swings at the basket again, making more cracks.

Loser

Yikes!

Cake

Loser, I'm scared!

Clock

A crack... what could cause a crack to form here?
Two seconds to go...

Bell

*screams* Screw you, Moon! YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!!
Bell makes a hole in the basket... THUD. The Losers! - with Cake being utterly scared - peek into the newly-created hole, only to see Bell, who proceeds to give Clock the twinkle just as the cloud timer hits zero.

Donut

Three hours are up! Clock has the twinkle, so The Losers!, fittingly, lose.

Clock

*shocked* I was only trying to help... A working clock is still wrong twice a day!

Cake

Uhh... I don't think that's quite true.

Loser

Hmm, you know what he means, Cake. Even winners make mistakes sometimes...

Eggy

Well, we sure weren't winners this time. *sigh* I thought I could glide through the competition without danger, but it looks like CLOCK had to mess that up for us.

Clock

I'm sorry! Don't forget, I'm the only reason we won episodes 1 and 3!

Donut

Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show!

Stinger[]

Cut to after-credits scene; the Better Namers and Bleh are still trapped on the moon.

Golf Ball

Um, are they gonna pick us up, or what?
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers