Four Goes Too Far/Transcript

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*Four appears in the background*

[SCREECH]

Four, stop screeching! It's not even funny anymore.

*mutilates Foldy*

*throws fork at Four* How dare you mutilate my friend Foldy!

*Shoots an energy beam at Stapy*

Geez! Four's destruction keeps getting more and more ruthless! We gotta stop it! Oh, leader 8-Ball, What do we do?

The answer to that question lies with Golf Ball.

<gasp> You really think so? Well, Hm, Any number times zero equals zero, right?

That may be true, but, how is that useful?

Four's a number. Let's multiply HIM by zero.

Huh? This can't be real.

Yeah!

[Intro]

*Revives Foldy, Lightning, Black Hole and Bubble*

It's time for the return of the Beep Beep!

Well, that's not our team name!

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Roboty, you're not helping!

[Cake At Stake]

We got 20,916 votes, [X changes the 0 to a 1] Beepians! Ya lost last time so the six of you with the fewest votes get to turn orange *tangerine juice appears from Four's hand*, and the most voted contestant is poo-pooed!

Cloudy is safe at only 956 votes.

[thick accent] Now I'm made of evaporated tangerine juice? Disgusting!

X, who's also safe?

The following mentioned contestants turn orange.

Nickel, Rocky, Balloony, and Woody!

Now it's down to David and Roboty!

Aw, dreariously?

The only two non-objects on the team.

What? Objection!

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The caption reads "Ha"

Four, are you implying that I'm just... an object?

I think someone is criticizing me. *starts waving his fingers around, preparing for the Zappies* I don't like criticism!

Cut to A Better Name Than That, all on a ski on top of a hill near the Cake At Stake place.

Okay, Team Better Name! Is everything lined up?

Looks like it to me.

It's time.

Go!

ABNTT's sleigh slides down the hill, featuring some recommended characters, and pushes Four, X, and Donut together, the screen flashes. Four and X disappear.

Wha? What happened?

Four's gone!!!

Yeah. makes sense, because 4 times 0 is... 0.

It's Zero and nothing else!

We did it!

Yay!

Oh! I'm saved from the zappies!

But without Four, how will we know whether David or Roboty is out?

TV! Calculate!

Results: 4955 David, 8254 Roboty

There's your answer.

Aw, well... goodbye, Roboty. R-Roboty? Where is he?

Roboty is in the waterfall shown in Episode 2.

Roboty!!!

Where are you??

Guys. I despise Four as much as the rest of you, but without Four, how will we know what the sixth contest is?

Well, Four became a... FACTOR of zero... ... if you know what I mean.

Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

Stop that! There's not even a second meaning there! Also, my name's Donut, not zero.

What those sport globules are trying to tell you, bagel brain, is that YOU get to choose the contest.

Oh, wow. That's actually something I like to hear! Well, I've got a special substance that I haven't had the opportunity to use until now!

Donut injects himself with the substance, surprising Fanny, Naily and Barf Bag; Pillow takes down notes

Now I've got the twinkle of contagion!

<giggling> You mean... the TINKLE of contagion?

Gelatin! Why do you always have to act like you're six years old?

Donut, how does this twinkle relate to the contest?

Yeah... if you so much as look as someone with the twinkle, the twinkle is transferred to you. Whoever has the twinkle after three hours is up... their team loses.

But Donut, I'm looking at you now, and I'm not getting the twinkle!

Tinkle!

Because I haven't said "go" yet.

Hey! Since when did YOUR words become so powerful now?

Because I've got the factor of Four within me.

Tennis Ball and Golf Ball move their eyebrows up and down, gradually getting faster until Donut interrupts.

STOP THAT!!! Go.

A timer of 3 hours made from clouds begins.

Ugh!

*gasp*

The scene changes into a montage of characters getting the twinkle.

Yikes!

Whoa!

It then zooms out to show the characters in a heart-shaped pattern saying "Happy Valentine's Day!" below. The twinkle-passing continues...

Whoa!

Team Death P.A.C.T.! Close your eyes! If you never see the twinkle, we'll never lose.

Pie has her eyes shut, walking towards a hole.

Good plan.

Oh gosh, this is a little frightening.

Yeah.

Eggy gets the twinkle.

Oh gosh!

The twinkle is passed to someone else. Cake then receives it.

Owowowowow! Loser, I can't handle this anymore! Save our team from the torment of the twinkle!

Sure thing. I've got one of X's old baskets to protect our eyes!

Loser covers him and his team with the basket.

Yeah!

Better Namers! Get to my rocket! We'll go to the moon. There's no way we'll see the twinkle from there.

Worse Namers. don't get out your-

You SAID you'd STOP THAT!

A Better Name Than That boards Golf Ball's rocket and blast off.

<gasp> Team , if we latch onto their rocket, we can escape the twinkle too!

Hup! *jumps onto rocket* Guys! Grab on quick!

Starting with Saw, creates a chain holding on to each other's hands.

[screaming]

Oof!

Hey Bubble? Like, let's do a staring contest!

Oh... okay.

The twinkle rapidly passes between Match and Bubble.

What's that noise?

Remember, Death P.A.C.T., keep your eyes closed.

But.. I gotta know what that... sound is...

Pen opens his eyes. Match and Bubble then look at Pen, giving him the twinkle.

Kuh!!!!

Dangit. Hey Free Food! Look at me!

Geez, we're not THAT gullible!

Two hours left! I've got some very tossable dirt!

Marker slowly turns around, making a creaking sound.

No, Marker.

Hm, fine. If you won't turn your eyes to look at me, I'll turn my BODY to be looked AT!

As Pen runs around Free Food, they keep looking away from him.

Hng.

Wapow!

Pen switches direction. He walks in front of Marker, giving him the Twinkle.

Dangit!

Oh yeah!

In space, with .

No way! So THIS is what it feels like to be in outer space!

Why yes, little gray zigzag. Are you telling me you've never experienced the vacuum of space before?

Nope!

Well Saw, space is fun! If you look that way, you can see planet Earth!

Oh, really?

The screen pans out to show Earth.

Wow!

Saw gains the twinkle.

Dangit, Now Saw is infected with the light! (gains the twinkle) ...aaand I shouldn't of looked at her, either.

The twinkle passes through the members of .

Hmmm... I gotta go.

Taco lets go of 's chain and falls.

Oh great, Taco left us again.

[colective groan]

What else is new...?

ABNTT and arrive at the Moon.

I'm so glad we arrived on the moon! That means that the nearest sign of the twinkle is 400,000 km awa-

Dora lands in front of Golf Ball and gives her the twinkle.

Dadadadadada

Why do my plans NEVER WORK???

Taco lands on Earth.

Hm. Just under an hour to do my thing. I got this. Just gotta find the other contestants. ...soon as I figure out what continent I'm on.

The timer speeds forward. Shot of a saddened Pin. Coiny walks towards her.

Wassa the matter?

Pin slowly turns around.

Not much of a poker face, buddy. Come on, tell me, what's up.

<sigh> It's just... our team is so Loser-centric, right? Everyone likes him. We rely on him for advice and success... I'm just afraid that... that...

Yeah?

What if he was gone? We depend on him so much! We hardly know how to do things on our own! What if we've forgotten who we are without him? What if we can never function again? What if we... what if-

*laughs*

Huh?

Gosh, have you forgotten who you're talking to? Y-y This is your partner in crime! Your right-hand man! Your W.O.A.H. Bunch co-captain one year strong! aaaaAnd look at yourself. A heroic leader. The brains behind so many ingenious challenge strategies. You compute, we both execute! Agh, it's fantastic!

So, you're saying?

Look, yeah. Loser's a great guy. A fantastic guy. A perfect guy even! But, just look at you and me. We've got a whole BFDIA's worth of experience under our collective belt! And... even when it comes time, we won't hesitate to let it show. There's nothing to be afraid of, Pin. I promise.

That...That really means a lot.

Ahh, it's nothing! Now wanna go gush about our favorite cube with the rest of us Losers?

You bet!

The scene changes to the moon, with 5 minutes on the timer left.

Accept it, team . The twinkle's trapped here on the moon, so it's either us or you getting the boot.

Yeah.

MmmMaybe not! TThere's always a chance it could return to earth,

Yeah?

THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY!

Robot Flower's right. TV! Calculate the odds!

TV calculates a .0017% chance of the twinkle returning to Earth.

See?

Cut to Taco and Bell.

Hey Bell!

Hey Taco, what's up?

Oh, I... hehe uhh wow Taco I'm I'm like I'm-

No actually. LOOK at the moon. Isn't it pretty?

Huh? (gets the twinkle)

Mission accomplished.

Hey! None of us has the twinkle anymore!

Yeah!

GB's rocket falls over.

No!

Free Food... I'm so sorry! With thirty seconds left there's no WAY I can get rid of this deadly twinkle!

Bell, I've climbed your string before, and wow, it is long. With length, comes strength, and with strength comes the ability to give your twinkle of contagion to another team!

What do you mean?

Bell, every team on earth knows you've got the twinkle now. Except one. You know what to do.

I'm bored.

Who do you think has the twinkle now?

Black Hole!

Black Hole doesn't have eyes, so he can't GET the twinkle! (slaps Firey)

<gasp>

A loud thumping is heard.

What was that?

I don't know, but... I'll make it my duty to find out.

One hit wasn't enough... but I'm NOT giving up!

[screaming]

Yikes!

Loser, I'm scared!

A crack... what could cause a crack to form here?

Screw you, moon! You can't control meeeeeee!

Bell makes a hole in the basket, giving Clock the twinkle and The Losers lose.

3 hours are up! Clock has the twinkle, so The Losers, fittingly, lose.

I was only trying to help... A working clock is still wrong twice a day!

Uhh I don't think that's quite true.

Hhh. You know what he means, Cake. Even winners make mistakes sometimes.

Well, we sure weren't winners this time. *sigh* I thought I could glide through the competition without danger, but it looks like CLOCK had to mess that up for us.

I'm sorry! Don't forget, I'm the only reason we won episodes 1 and 3!

Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show!

Cut to after-credits scene.

Um, are they gonna pick us up, or what?