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On the ground[]

Firey

Oh no!

Leafy

Looks like I win again!

Firey

Come on, Leafy, we have to play again. I have to win this time!

Leafy

Uh, I don't know Firey, I hadn't planned on playing Tic-Tac-Toe 73 times today.

Firey

Come on Leafy! Please!

Leafy

Uh, actually, yeah, let's do it!
Rocky barfs offscreen

Leafy

Oh my gosh! Rocky just threw up! He might be SICK! We have to go help him, NOW!
Leafy starts running to Rocky

Firey

Hey, wait! Leafy! Come back!
A net catches Leafy and launches up to the sky

Leafy

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Firey

Leafy! Leafy! Oh no, what happened?
Another net catches Firey

Firey

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Multiple nets catch the remaining contestants and launch them up into space.

Bubble

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! What's happening!?

Ice Cube

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
The nets finally reach space, Rocky barfs and the nets release the contestants.

Bubble

Hey! I'm weightless!

Firey

Hey radio, why are we in space?

Announcer

Because of budget cuts.
The intro plays.

In space[]

Bubble

Hey, Ice Cube, look! It's the Big Dipper!
Bubble manages to take a star.

Bubble

This star is for you!

Ice Cube

Thanks!

Leafy

Huh? Oh no, what happened to the big dipper? And why are Bubble and Ice Cube playing catch?!
Bubble and Ice Cube can be seen tossing the star to each other.

Announcer

Be quiet. Even though we are in space, everything is still the same. So we will still have Cake at Stake.
The new Cake at Stake theme plays.

Announcer

Well, I learned that a normal cake would explode in the vacuum of space. So instead, I got an ice cream cake.

Bubble

Yum!

Leafy

Wait, how would that make any difference?

Announcer

Hush. If you get cake, you are safe. Otherwise, you are eliminated. Bubble, Rocky, Firey, and Leafy had immunity. So they get cake.
The Announcer tosses cake pieces to Bubble, Rocky, Firey, and Leafy.

Leafy

I know you love ice cream cake Bubble, so I'm giving you my cake!

Bubble

Thanks!

Announcer

Now it's down to David, Spongy, and Ice Cube. 545 people voted this time. 72 of them voted for Ice Cube, she is safe.
Announcer tosses a cake piece to Ice Cube.

Announcer

So it's either Spongy or David to leave the game. Both entered the game late. Let's show the votes.
T.V. slowly displays votes, but it gets interrupted by Firey.

Firey

Hey, where's the drumroll?

Announcer

It was too annoying.

Firey

Then I'll make my own.
T.V. slowly displays the votes, with Firey creating his own drumroll in the background.
Spongy receives 142 votes while David receives 331.

Announcer

Spongy gets a cake...

Spongy

Yay!
Announcer tosses the last cake piece to Spongy.

Announcer

...and David is eliminated.

David

Aw, seriously?!
The Double Laser Powered Teleportation Device teleports David to the TLC.

Bubble

Woah! That, that was just-

Announcer

Yes, it was our Double Laser Powered Teleportation Device.
The intro plays again but gets cut off by the Announcer, noticing they already played that.

Announcer

Wait, we already played that. Didn't we?

Leafy

Well, yeah, you did. But let's play it again, you know, for good measure.
The intro plays once more.

Challenge[]

Leafy

Wow! Firey, it's such a relief that David's eliminated.

Firey

Definitely.

Leafy

He was weird.

Firey

I know! He looked a lot like a human, whatever that is.

Leafy

You know, Firey. I think we should be friends!

Firey

You mean like, form an alliance?

Leafy

No! Friends! Just friends. Friends.

Firey

Yeah, we could do that.

Leafy

Let's do it!

Announcer

I want to be friends too.

Firey

Gah! Get away!
Firey pushes Announcer away.

Announcer

Why are you excluding me? I just want to be friends.

Firey

Sorry, only good people get to be friends.

Leafy

Ooh! Burn!

Announcer

Anyway, I'm giving all of you immunity.
Announcer passes Immunity tickets to the remaining contestants.

Announcer

However, it is possible for you to lose your immunity.

Bubble

And how could that happen?

Announcer

Oh, you could be hit by an asteroid.
Ice Cube then gets hit by an asteroid.

Announcer

Or abducted by aliens, to name a few.
A UFO then abducts Rocky. But he barfs, which results in the UFO malfunctioning.

Announcer

Moving on, the twentieth contest is to get into a spaceship. Go!
Spongy gets into a spaceship. Leafy and Bubble are then seen getting into spaceships.

DiaZZUnknown

Leafy and Bubble
[simultaneously] Did it!
Firey is seen struggling to access his spaceship.

Firey

Ah! Oh no, I can't get in!

Announcer

If you get hit by anything, you lose your immunity.

Firey

Yikes!
An asteroid then appears nearby Firey, which causes him to rush into his spaceship and fly away. Firey then flies near Leafy's spaceship.

Leafy

Hey, FirAY! Let's go get Spongy!

Firey

Yeah!

Spongy

Huh?
Spongy does the Dodging Pattern

Spongy

Woah woah wuaagggh, woaughh woauugh wuugh woooahwugh woah woah!

Firey

We're not getting him, Leafy! Time for super-speed mode!

Leafy

But don't you know how much energy that wastes? You have to be more eco-friendly, I mean-
Spongy shoots a laser at Leafy.

Firey

Oh no! Leafy! No!
The scene cuts to Bubble, who slowly gets sucked into a black hole.

Bubble

Huh? Why am I moving?
The scene shows a black hole/Vortex recommended by maristanaweb

Bubble

Oh my gosh, what's that?

Announcer

Falling into that black hole will also cause you to lose your immunity.

Bubble

Oh noio!

Spongy

Uh-oh!
Spongy gets sucked into the Black hole while the contestants are screaming.

Firey

AAAAAAHH!!

Bubble

AAHH!!
The scene then zooms out showing that the black hole has disappeared.

Bubble

Hey! Where'd it go?

Announcer

We had to sell it because of budget cuts.

Firey

Weird.
Firey's spaceship is shown to be gone.

Firey

Hey! Where'd my spaceship go?

Announcer

Same thing.

Bubble

Oh, well, I still have MINE!
Bubble then zaps Firey, who looked as if he was about to say something.

Announcer

And Bubble wins immunity.

Bubble

YOYLECAKE!

Announcer

Now let's recover the lost contestants.
The MRC is seen recovering the dead contestants.

Announcer

Bubble, as another reward,
(Screen cuts to Bubble for a split second)

Bubble

*silence*

Announcer

You get to choose another person to also have immunity.

Bubble

Oh, oh, oh, okay. Uh...give it to Leafy! To prove to her that I am a nice person after all...

Evil Bubble

A G A I N !

Leafy

Twice in a row? That's quite nice.

Bubble

Ooh, yay! Quite nice is a lot better than what I got last time!

Leafy

Well, it is better, but not by much. You still got 73 more levels to go before you reach my level of niceness.

Bubble

Oh! Aw...

Announcer

That means Bubble and Leafy have immunity, while Ice Cube, Rocky, Spongy, and Firey are up for elimination. And guess what? The fifteen eliminated contestants will get to choose who to eliminate, and they will have one month to decide.
The remaining contestants gasp.

Announcer

Do you hear that, voters? That means you will vote on something else.

Leafy

And what would this something else be?

Announcer

You see, an eliminated contestant is going to rejoin the game.

DiaZZUnknown

(Gasps)

Announcer

For the last time in BFDI, ever.

DiaZZUnknown

(Gasps)

Announcer

And the voters will decide who it is.

DiaZZUnknown

(Gasps)

Rejoining auditions[]

Announcer

Oh, be quiet, you gaspers. So anyways, voters, I really want you to vote. You can choose Flower.

Flower

You'd better vote me! Or, or, I'll stretch you!

Announcer

Blocky.

Blocky

Come on guys, I really deserve a third chance.

Announcer

Woody.

Woody

Ah, hah...

Announcer

Pin.

Pin

Vote for me, and I will make improvements to the show of Battle for Dream Island!

Announcer

Needy.
Needle slaps the screen.

Needle

Don't call me Needy!

Announcer

Needy.
Needle slaps the screen.

Announcer

Needy.
Needle slaps the screen.

Announcer

Needy.
Needle slaps the screen.

Announcer

Teardrop.

Teardrop

...?

Announcer

Golf Ball.

Golf Ball

I have a 6.666̅% chance on joining the game, and if I rejoin, I'll have a 16.666̅% chance of winning Dream Island. So from this moment, I have a 1.111̅% chance of winning Dream Island.

Announcer

Coiny.

Coiny

Viewers! All you people out there! I mean, uh- I love you guys! You're all my friends, but just, just think for a moment. Does it really make sense that someone as stupid as Firey is in the game, yet someone, someone like me is not? Just, just think about that for a moment and the answer will come to you. The person that you think should win!

Announcer

Snowball.

Snowball

I'm the only one who really deserves Dream Island! The rest are all WEAK LOSERS!

Announcer

Match.

Blue Match

OMG! Vote for, like, me. And plus, I dyed my hair, like, blue!

Announcer

Eraser.
Eraser presses the "rejoin button" three times, but nothing happens.

Eraser

Hey! This rejoin button isn't working.

Announcer

Pen.

Pen

If you vote for me, I will give you 500 million vigintillion dollars!

Announcer

That clumsy Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

You know Announcer, I wouldn't say that if I were you. I've got a magnet, and I can DEMAGNETIZE you!

Announcer

Yikes! Pencil.

Pencil

Vote for me, yeah yeah yeah! Type my name, yeah yeah yeah! So I can rejoin the contest, so I can rejoin the contest!!

Announcer

And David.

David

Aw, seriously?!

Announcer

Say something else.

David

NO!

Announcer

Cast a vote by commenting on this video.
The rejoining screen selection is shown.

Epilogue[]

Leafy

I was wondering, how are we in space, yet we're able to talk, paddle, breathe, and not explode?

Announcer

Budget cuts.
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of Mud

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's Nightmare

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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