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"Wait a minute- what are you guys doing? Gardening Zero/Transcript has no structural integrity!" — Golf Ball, "The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life" (altered) |
Before the intro[]
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Pillow and Cake are playing a game of Yoylechess, while Book watches.
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Pillow, what's going on here?
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I'm teaching Cake and Book how to play Yoyle Chess.
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Yeah, Nickel, it's really, really fun to play! Here, when this game finishes, you can play me next!
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W-w-wait, I thought I was next in line!
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Oh, sure! That would be fun. But then, why are we playing on TOP OF THIS LIFE-THREATENING ROLLER COASTER?!?!
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The camera pans out, revealing the contestants are playing chess on the roller coaster Are You Okay made in the previous episode.
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Hehehe! Time for some fun!
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Oh, um, I don't know why we're here. Pillow was just about to explain to us. She is the expert.
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Yeah Pillow, why do we have to play-
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CAR!
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Tehehehehehehe!
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Pillow grabs everyone on the roller coaster, excluding Yellow Face and Nickel, and jumps.
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The car hits Nickel, sending him flying.
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Pillow lands, and sets up the contestants (not again) and pieces (again because it is likely that Pillow set up the pieces before the beginning of the episode).
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Woah! That was so scary! Yoyle Chess sure is an exhilarating game! Say, where did Nickel go?
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He questioned the rules of Yoyle Chess.
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Vine boom sound effect.
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Nobody questions the rules of Yoyle Chess.
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Additional vine boom sound effect.
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If you say so, Pillow... wha-!?
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Stock orchestral sting.
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Why are all my pieces suddenly on the WEAKEST SQUARES!? Pillow, are you sure you put the pieces back in the right places-
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CAR!
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Nickel is still flying through the air, screaming, before landing near Two.
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Oh, awesome! I've been meaning to buy a juicy gumball from this gumball machine, but I couldn't afford it until now! I'm rich! I'm RICH! I'm RIIIIIIIIIIIICH!
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The intro plays.
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Cake at Stake[]
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(Somewhat muffled speech due to gum in mouth) So in case you forgot, last time, our seven teams tried making their best amusement park rides. The S! and Team8s ended up with the lowest ratings of zero out of ten. So they're both up for elimination! Whichever members on each team got the fewest viewer votes will leave the battle for the Power of Two!
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Two, spit out that gum! It's time to be a respectable host!
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Oh, *chews* I guess *chews* you have a good point.
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Two blows a bubble.
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There, now that'll never be a problem we'll have to deal with ever again!
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Ooh, I have a good idea! Let's do Cake at Stake on the S! stage we built last time!
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That's a lovely idea, Bottle! We must do that! Everyone, welcome to the grand opening of...
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Two cuts a ribbon.
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...the new Cake at Stake stage!
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Alrighty then, S-ers! Let's get on stage!
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Record scratch as Two quickly halts Bottle.
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That's a terrible idea, Bottle! We mustn't do that!
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Wh-wh-why not? (She starts crying)
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How are your tears flowing inside the bottle?
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Don't cry, Bottle, It's simple! The reason you can't come on stage yet is because Team8s technically did worse then your team because you atleast built a stage, they didn't make anything! So as punishment, they're gonna lose a member first!
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Let's do it. Gramophone, we've been training for this for weeks, it's time for you to shine now. HIT IT!
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The new Cake at Stake song plays.
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Oh, wow! I'm loving that new Cake at Stake jingle, Two!
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Thanks Barfy! I figured new stage, new song!
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Also, this episode's cakes are delicious burritos! They're smart, creative, not overly dramatic, they'll listen to your problems, and they love writing!
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What impressive burritos!
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How are you all being optimistic right now? Our team is in danger! One of us will be exterminated!
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But don't worry Pin! Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
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And also I'm speaking right now because statistics show whoever speaks right before Two has the highest chance of getting cake first.
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few seconds of silence
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E—
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Pin is safe with 4,762 votes!
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Seriously!
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Two throws a burrito to Pin and Pin catches it
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Also safe are Coiny, Barf Bag, Gaty, and Needle!
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Coiny, Barf Bag, Gaty, and Needle catches the burritos
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Oh no, Donut! It looks like fEIGHT has caught up to us!
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Yeah. It's either you or I leaving today.
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And the answer is that, well, Saw, you're out. You fell a few votes short of Donut.
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Aww... that's not grEIGHT!! I-I'll always cherish building that restaurant with you guys. But Two, just curious, how many votes was I short of Donut by? Perhaps, eight?
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Yeah actually, it's exactly eight. What is going on?
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"The S!", you're up for elimination next. Just like Team8s, whichever one of you got the fewest votes is eliminated.
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It's so awesome to finally be on stage!
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Yellow Face! You just spoke, so you're safe with 8,744 votes.
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So is Winner, Rocky, Clock and Bottle!
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Winner, Rocky, Clock, and Bottle get one burrito each.
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Hee Hee! Soggy Burritos! My favorite concoction!
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Well it's down to just you and me Ice Cube! Water based contestants have it so hard these days!
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Yeah!
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It's probably because you evaporate too easily! Just stop doing that!
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Shhh! Fries! You're made of obscene amounts of oil, so you're not much better!
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Anyways, the person eliminated is…
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The screen zooms in and cuts to black only for it to go back to normal after a few seconds.
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...Cloudy.
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Church bell rings
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You came 900 votes short of Ice Cube! Which means… You're gone. Like a puff of smoke.
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Ice Cube catches the burrito
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Aw man! I'm sad I wasn't able to stay longer, but… I'm happy that I was at least able to collect so many nice memories with this team though! Bye everyone!
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Bye indeed!
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Two teleports Saw and Cloudy
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The S!
Holy cow!
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Challenge[]
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Pin and Needle appear walking.
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Man, it's a real bummer that Saw's gone!
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I agree! It was really fun getting to know her, she had a sharp wit!
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Yeah, #TeamSharp! And one time, Saw and I even smelled this Funny Plant together. It was the best!
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Maybe we could use this plant as a shrine to remember her memory then!
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That's a great idea.
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Yeah, even more so because, I know that species of flower has 3 lives. I learned that in gardening class.
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(screams)
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Cake hits Barf Bag and then she spills out her barf on the Funny Plant.
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The Funny Plant has 2 lives left.
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Teehee! Chase the gum!
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The flying bubble gum touches the Funny Plant and pops. The Funny Plant has 1 life left.
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Teehee! Gum bubble! Here I come!
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Bottle falls because of Gaty, spilling out her tears on the Funny Plant.
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As it has no life, the Funny Plant disappears.
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NOOOO! My soggy burrito concoction!
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Nooo! My friend Saw!
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She isn't dead, y'know? She's only eliminated.
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Oh, yeah. No big deal, then.
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Yes big deal! That was last specimen of the FUNNY PLANT alive on this planet! Now that we've made the species go extinct, we've ruined the biodiversity of Goiky!
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No need to worry, Fanny! They are actually 7 specimen of the Funny Plants still alive now in different biomes across the universe. Unfortunately, they're all down to their last life. So they desperately need protection, which is why today's challenge is to pick a biome out of a hat and then protect that biome's Funny Plant!
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Every members from the teams pick the biome.
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What biome did you get, Marker?
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Jungle.
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Hmmm... it shouldn't be too hard to protect a flower in a jungle.
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Yeah, and we're experts at preventing death these days.
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Yeah! Snowy Tundra! Just like me!
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Snow tundra? How can flower grow in that? Oh no, we're doomed!
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You peeked inside the hat, did you, Snowball?
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Maybe...
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Figures.
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Let's see what we got! "Outer space"? This isn't good!
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What?
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Team8s, we are going... to Yoyleland? Whoa! I'm feeling deja vu!
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Ooh, but it'll be my first time there!
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Let's take a look. Oh! I hope you guys got enough water stored up because our Funny Plant is in the desert!
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Awesome! We can play Yoyle Chess by the cacti!
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That's against Yoyle Chess rules!
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My team, we're going to the biome of... Davidland?
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Aw, seriously? Hahaha!
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Don't say that, it's already bringing back horrifying memories from my past!
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I didn't know Davidland was a biome! I just figured it was like, a congregation?
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Teardrop is scared, because she saw "The Real World" on the paper she picked.
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Two? How are we going to get to our biomes?
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Good question. I definitely don't want to tire your little leggies out. So last week I commissioned Golf Ball to build these bracelets.
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Wow! Last time helmets and this time bracelets? You're really getting into wearable tech!
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I sure am!
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A silly bracelet? How's this going to help my team get to Yoyleland?
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Try it on!
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Barf Bag wears the bracelet and teleported to Yoyleland.
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Whoa! Purple grass? Yellow sky? There's no way I'm-I'm actually in Yoyleland!
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Gaty, remember when I told you this was my lifelong travel destination? well, we're finally here! Wait, Gaty? Gaty? Where are you? Oh no, don't tell me I got LOST! HEEEELP!
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Barf Bag flutters her arms and the bracelet falls off.
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OMPF!
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Just take off the bracelet if you want to come home Barf Bag.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh. Hey Golf Ball, would you like to be invited to my brand new shape hater club?
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Golf Ball puts on the bracelet to avoid Basketball.
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Where'd she go?
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So teams, use Golf Ball's bracelets to teleport to your biome, and then protect your funny plant at all costs! First two teams whose plants die will be up for elimination! Also, if you kill any of the seven funny plants yourself, your team automatically loses! GO!
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Hey Two, thanks for picking a challenge that protects plant life.
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You're welcome Treeyee!
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We botanical contestants appreciate it.
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Like Grassy!
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Yeah!
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And Robot Flower!
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Ye-Ye-Yeah? I... actually don't know if you count.
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Enough squabbling! Now it's time to get going!
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Huh? Ue-
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Tree gets teleported to the jungle biome.
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Well I guess I fit right in here.
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The other Death P.A.C.T. Again members teleport to the jungle, with their bracelets on
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Thanks for joining me here, team.
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Sure thing! Just like me, jungles are so cool!
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I hate jungles!
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Agree to disagree.
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Wow, this jungle has so many exotic plants, vines, orchids, and cherries.
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Oh hi! It's me, Cherry Jr the ORPHAN!
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Surprising. I thought the jungle was too humid for cherry trees to grow.
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IT IS! That's why I'm an orphan!
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And there's the funny plant we need to protect. Oh my cloud, it is so cute!
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The plant begins to get electrocuted.
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Oh geez, whoops!
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OUCHIE! OUCHIE! I'm transforming into LIGHTNING CHERRY!
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The electrocution of the plant stops. The plant is in critical health.
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My sensors detect that the funny plant is down to 15% health.
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Oh my acorn... So soon and our precious baby is already nearly dead.
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I know. I'm really sorry that happened.
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I hate you being here in the jungle!
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Fanny's right. Lightning, no hard feelings but, our team would be better off preventing death if you stayed back home.
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Wait, no! I'm sure I can be more careful!
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I agree.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NOOO!
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Marker takes Lightning's bracelet off his hand, which teleports Lightning back to Goiky.
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He's gone!
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The Strongest Team on Earth then teleport to the snowy tundra biome.
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Haha! I'm right in my element!
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Ugh, I can't believe we have to protect this flimsy flower in the frigid cold just because of Snowball's dumb ego.
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Ego? Y-you're the Eggo.
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Eggy's right. This flower's vitals are falling as we speak. Is there anything we can do to warm it up?
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Oh, I know! Sound waves generate heat and I'm a master of making sound!
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Good idea. Do it!
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Yeah, let's do it, girl!
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Warm up! Warm up! Every petal shred the ice! Warm up! Warm up! Get up toasty hot and nice! Warm up! Warm up! Every petal shred the ic...
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The funny plant begins to unfreeze and starts growing.
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It's working! It's WORKING! Keep it up Bell!
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The scene cuts to Just Not, with Pillow, Cake, and Book.
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Hmm... I'm gonna move my truck piece-
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It's not called a truck piece, it's called a FreeSmart SuperVan.
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Okay... my FreeSmart SuperVan. I'll move it... here!
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Haha! Right into my trap.
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Are you guys seriously playing Yoyle Chess when we have this funny plant to protect?
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Yoyle Chess is fun. Babysitting a plant is not fun.
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No, Pillow. Nickel is right.
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Thank you!
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Naily rips a leaf of the funny plant and it disintegrates.
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This plant is getting really dry...
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Let's split up and search across the desert for water!
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Good plan, Price Tag!
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Everyone splits up, and Pillow quickly does a move in the chess game.
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The scene cuts back to Are You Okay in Goiky.
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So, um..Tennis bro? Where's Golf girl?
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She... already used her bracelet to get to Davidland.
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Then let's put on our bracelets and join her there!
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Uh... actually Puffball...
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What's wrong?
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Because you caused such a havoc last time with your deadly rollercoaster, Golf Ball instructed me to... ban you from participating this time...
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But I still want to help!
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Sorry Puffball, it's just protocol. But to you other Are You Okayers, equip your bracelets and let's head off to Davidland!
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The other Are You Okay members (except Puffball) put on their bracelets, which causes them to teleport to Davidland.
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Hey bud, your team left you behind too?
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Yeah...
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They must have a thing against us flying contestants.
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Maybe they do.
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Team S! Let's head off to outer space!
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Yeah!
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Oh, but uh... not you Ice Cube. You're made of water so you might sublimate in a vacuum. Better stay here on Earth.
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Wha?
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Sorry Icy. It's for your own safety.
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Bottle, Clock, Winner, Yellow Face, and Rocky then put on their bracelets and teleport to space.
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Wow Ice Cube, you too? These teams are abandoning their members left and right.
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I want REVENGE!
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It's okay to feel that way Ice Cube. At least the three of us understand what it feels like.
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The scene cuts back to The Strongest Team on Earth in the Snowy Tundra.
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*singing* Warm warm warm you still stay toasty and healthy! Warm warm warm you will stay toasty and healthy!
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Keep going Bell! This funny plant looks like its almost up to full health!
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Grow big and strong plant!
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Bell's bracelet falls off, causing her to teleport back to Goiky.
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Grow big and strong...... Team members? Where are you?
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Oh, great... Bell lost her bracelet! She's gone!
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We gotta get her back! Can we give her a call with Touch-Tone telephone? Maybe their landline connection can work across biome borders.
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I don't think so Robot Flower. I love Touch-Tone's aesthetic, but Bell doesn't strike me as the type of girl to be wired up all the time.
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And our funny plant is already starting to freeze again... We need a plan-B!
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But it's so desolate here! W-What objects on this mountain could even be used to generate heat??
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I... suddenly have an idea in mind!
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I'm... Grassy...?
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The scene cuts to "The S!" members (except Ice Cube) and Funny Plant in space, each member isolated inside their own space pods, including their Funny Plant itself
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Yeah! We're in space now!
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Whoa! I never would have guessed that we'd get these nifty space pods!
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That's awesome, because look!
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The Quasar is shown
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That super-distant Quasar is about to shoot a deadly gamma ray in our direction!
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The Quasar shoots a gamma ray at the members and Funny Plant, the space pods protect them.
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Hehehehe! See, because of the protective space pod, that just tickled. Take that, Quasar!
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Ugh... uh... I don't know, Bottle. Gamma ray bursts make me feel a little nauseous...
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Oh no! Rocky too!
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Ble-Bulleh! (vomits)
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Now he's drowning!
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Rocky drowning IS sad news, but our Funny Plant thriving in space is happy news!
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Whoa, look at the earth! I can see Yoyleland from here! I wonder, what's going on down there?
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The next scene is the entire Team8s members teleported to Yoyleland.
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Well Team8s, here we are, at the glorious expanse of Yoyleland!
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Gasp! The world's famous Yoyle bush! And what's this? A ripe Yoyleberry? Prime for plucking?
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Barf Bag picks up a Yoyleberry.
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Wait, Barf Bag, don't!
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Don't worry Needle, I wasn't gonna eat it. Besides, it's worth more than it's weight in gold to collectors, so I'll just save it as a souvenir.
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But Barf Bag, the only collector who wants it that badly isn't here with us anymore, so he can't even buy it from you.
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Wait, who are you- oh, right.
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Anyway Team8-ers, here's our funny plant! The cool thing is Yoyle soil is very fertile, so the Funny Plant should have no problem thriving here!
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Fascinating! I can see it growing in real time!
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The Funny Plant grows past Donut's mouth.
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OMB!
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Wow, Pin! Between this and your knowledge of Yoyleseeds, you seem to know a lot about plants!
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Yeah! I'm just obsessed with reading about Yoyle biology!
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Meanwhile at the real world, Teardrop is just a raindrop flowing through the window. The Funny Plant is shown next to her.
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The scene cuts to Are You Okay members (except Puffball) at Davidland.
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Well, Are You Okayers, we're back in the depths of Davidland.
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I remember it well.
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So do I.
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Well, it's my first time here and I'm kind of spooked! I remember David from season one but why are these Davids so much bigger?
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Silly Pen! Most Davids are this size. The David we saw way back then was simply a smaller variant of the species!
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OMTBF! I found our Funny Plant that we have to save, but why is it close to one of the Davids' legs?
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Wait, this is actually a serious problem! TV, calculate the reverberation rate of a large-sized David saying "Aw, seriously".
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TV calculates the reverberation rate of "Aw seriously" and the result is 2,763 reverberation units.
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Oh no, 2,763 reverberation units? That's so bad! How tragic! No I actually have no clue what that means. Is that a big deal?
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Yes, it's a big deal, Fries! Remember the Davids will say "Aw seriously" if you provoke them, which you did last time.
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A flashback clip of BFDIA 5e is shown.
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(In a flashback) It's about time, Davids are the most annoying creatures I have ever laid my eyes upon.
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(In a flashback, loud and distant) Aw, seriously?
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Back to the present...
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When we were a mile up, their "Aw, seriouslies" sounded at a moderate volume.
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But here on ground level, it will sound so loud, it'll probably rupture all our eardrums!
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And worse, the reverberation will destroy the funny plant!
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Haha! You finished each other's sentences!
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This is serious, Eraser! It means we can't utter a single insult to the Davids, or else they'll hear, and we'll lose this challenge!
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Oh no! You mean I can't even say that the Davids look like absolute-
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(closes Fries' mouth with her foot) No! You can't say that!
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Golf Ball sweats as one of the Davids hears Fries' insult.
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Haha! That reminds me of the time I was thinking of going up to a David and-
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(closes Eraser's mouth with her foot) No!
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Don't worry, Golf Ball! I know exactly what you mean. I shouldn't say the fact that Davids are truly one of the most
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TENNIS BALL, HELP!!
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(closes Pen's mouth with his foot) Oh, yes! Doing my duty!
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Golf Ball sweats as one of the Davids hears Eraser's and Pen's insult. The David blinks.
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Phew!
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The scene cuts off to Naily and Bomby at desert.
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Oh hey, Bomby! What's up?
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Hey there!
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I have an idea. Are you cool with dying for this challenge?
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Sure!
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Yay!
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Naily ignites Bomby by holding his string to the sun.
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Whoa! Oh my gosh!
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Naily throws Bomby to a cactus and explodes. A third of the cactus went missing.
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Naily takes a bucket and collects the water inside of the cactus.
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(throws the bucket onto her spike, and runs back to the funny plant) Yeah! Cactuses have water inside!
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Welcome back, Naily!
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Funny plant, time to quench your thirst!
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Naily pours the water inside the bucket onto the funny plant and it slightly grows.
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Yay! I nailed it!
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I found a fancy water bottle. It was in the side of an abandoned van.
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Price Tag pours water inside of the water bottle onto the funny plant, and it slightly grows.
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Awesome!
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Well, I found an even fancier water bottle in the side of an even more abandoned van!
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You sure did!
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Wait, what? You can talk?
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I sure can! And it's not an even more abandoned van, it's my home sweet mobile home!
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Got it! Hey, uhhh... Can I pour your innards on this funny plant? We need to win this challenge.
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Oh sure! I've always wanted to use my sparkling water for something useful, so go ahead.
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Nickel pours Water Bottle's water onto the funny plant and it grows.
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Thanks, talking water bottle!
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No problem, Nickel!
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I didn't find any water, but I'm a motivational quote pamphlet, so I looked up a few inspiring words to say to the plant; "It's hard to beat a plant who never gives up growing!"
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The funny plant grows because of her quote.
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No way, that worked!
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So that means we've got everybody except, uhh... Bomby?
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I exploded him intentionally.
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Oh, that's fair. Wait, and Cake!
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Uh oh, umm.. I-I hope we reminded Cake to avoid that ancient Yellow Face skeleton that died in BFDIA, 10 years ago.
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Oh my word! What?!
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We definitely didn't remind him about that!
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This is my first time caring about this skeleton.
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Yellow Face's skeleton appear at the scene and Cake looking for it.
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Where is it? I can't find any water! Maybe there's some behind here? (rattles bush) No. Hmmm.... Where could it be, where could it be?
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The scene cuts back to Goiky.
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So, what do we do now? Wanna play charades?
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Not really. I still want to convince my team I can contribute.
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I mean, I agree, but what can either of us really do?
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Don't you still have your jungle bracelet?
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This thing? Oh yeah, I do. I guess when Marker pulled it off my arm, both me and the bracelet got sent home.
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So why don't you put it back on again and help your team compete?
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Uh, I dunno. They meant to kick me out, and I don't want to over-insist too much. Like, I wouldn't want to attend a party I wasn't invited to, you know?
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Well, I would.
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Puffball attempts to grab Lightning's bracelet with her mouth.
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Whoa! (x4) Why are you coming for my bracelet? This is mine!
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Come on, TPOT's more fun when we get to shake it up! You don't want to go to the jungle, so I will!
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That doesn't warrant stealing though!
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Puffball attempts to grab Lightning's bracelet with her mouth.
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Hey! *ZZZAP*
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Puffball attempts to grab Lightning's bracelet with her mouth again.
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Stop it! *ZZZAP*
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Lightning and Puffball keep fighting for Lightning's bracelet. Two notices the fight.
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Huh, I gotta be smarter about this. (looks at Bell) Oh!
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Huh?
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Puffball bites Bell's string.
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(screams)
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Let's ride my rollercoaster, Bell!
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Puffball took a seat for Bell.
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I hate rollercoasters though!
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Puffball pulls a lever and takes a seat.
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It'll be fun!
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The rollercoaster starts running.
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I'm scared! (screams)
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Bell's string can't go any further.
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Puffball pushes Bell's string to hit Lightning.
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Huh?
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Lightning gets hit by Puffball with Bell and his bracelet gets thrown to Puffball.
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Hey!
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Puffball shrinks herself to wear Lightning's bracelet and got teleported to the jungle, where Marker and Fanny is shown.
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WAAAAAh! What is that thing?
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It's Puffball. She's not a Death P.A.C.T. Again member though.
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I'm here on behalf of my team, Are You Okay.
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I'M NOT!
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And I'm here to kill your funny plant!!
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Well, you might as well give up now, Puffball, because we are the masters at preventing death!
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Say hello to the castle of the funny plant!
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It is impermeable to all the dangers of the rainforest.
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From alligators...
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An alligator attempts to break into the castle of the funny plant.
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To falling trees...
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A tree falls into the castle of the funny plant, but doesn't break it.
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To snakes...
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Just like the alligator, the snake attempts to break in the castle of the funny plant, but fails at doing so.
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To hurricane winds...
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The hurricanes blows and strikes at the castle, but like the others, it fails to.
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To fish monsters...
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The fish monster hits its whole body onto the castle, but fails to break in.
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To floods...
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With an annoyed face, Puffball flies into the castle of the funny plant.
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Death P.A.C.T. Again
*Gasp*
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Why didn't we consider that Puffball could just, fly?
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I HATE THE ABILITY TO FLY!
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(simultaneously) GET OUT OF THERE, PUFFBALL! STOP IT, PUFFBALL! WE'RE GOING TO GETCHA! YOU BETTER LEAVE THERE IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, PB! GET OUT!
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(simultaneously) GET OUT OF THERE, PUFFBALL! STOP IT, PUFFBALL! WE'RE GOING TO GETCHA! YOU BETTER LEAVE THERE IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, PB! GET OUT!
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(simultaneously) GET OUT OF THERE, PUFFBALL! STOP IT, PUFFBALL! WE'RE GOING TO GETCHA! YOU BETTER LEAVE THERE IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, PB! GET OUT!
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(simultaneously) GET OUT OF THERE, PUFFBALL! STOP IT, PUFFBALL! WE'RE GOING TO GETCHA! YOU BETTER LEAVE THERE IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, PB! GET OUT!
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Black Hole, you're our only flying contestant. You have to fly in there and pull Puffball out!
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If you say so.
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Black Hole starts to suck up the castle, nearing Puffball. Puffball backs away, and Black Hole stops.
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Y'know what? I shouldn't get any closer. I could risk sucking up Puffball, and, others... That kills people, so, no good.
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Black Hole's right... How could we lose sight of our main mission, preventing death!
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Well, that may be your strange mantra, but it's not mine! Time for me to eat this silly plant!
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But, Puffball!
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What now?
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Don't you remember Two's rule that if you kill any of the seven funny plants, your team loses?
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Oh, you're right! I actually forgot about that.
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Haha! Black Hole couldn't stop you, but Two's arbitrary rule could!
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There must still be a way to do something sneaky...
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Give up, PB! There is not.
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I've got it!
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Puffball shrinks out of the bracelet, and teleports back to Goiky, next to Ice Cube.
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Hey, Ice Cube.
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Wha?
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Come with me to the jungle!
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I've got to!
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Puffball puts the bracelet around herself and Ice Cube, and they teleport to the jungle.
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You're back so soon?
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Puffball slams Ice Cube into the ground next to the funny plant. Ice Cube starts screaming.
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Why would you do that?
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Here's the answer, Remote. Your funny plant is now absorbing water from Ice Cube's body instead of the soil. She is quickly shriveling up and may die in mere minutes! So the decision is yours. Snip your funny plant to halt the absorption or let Ice Cube wither away into nothingness. You did say your team was all about preventing death.
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Dang! She's clever.
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Okay, my job here is done. Byeee!
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Puffball takes off the bracelet.
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We now cut to the desert, and we see Cake running back to his team with a spoon.
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I'm back with a spoonful of water I found! It was on top of an ancient Yellow Face skeleton hiding in the shade! Here you go, Funny Plant!
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Wait, Cake! No!
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Cake pours water on Funny Plant and starts dying.
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Huh? Price Tag? What's wrong?
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Cake, don't you know? Any water that touches Yellow Face's skeleton is...
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The Funny Plant shatters.
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-CURSED!
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What?! I HAD NO IDEA! It's okay though! We can repair the pieces together!
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No you actually can't!
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(all scream)
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Two, how did you get here? The desert is OUR biome.
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I have a color-changing bracelet so I can teleport to whichever biome I want to!
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Ooooo! That's actually pretty neat!
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Yeah, it is! Golf Ball's inventions are always so nifty!
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But the sad news is that your team, Just Not, is the first to let your funny plant die, so you're all up for elimination.
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(all scream again)
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Aw man, I'm so sorry team! This is all my fault...
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No, Cake, don't say that! It's partly on us BFDIAers for not reminding you about that Yellow Face skeleton.
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Also, whoa! Pillow, when did I go from 5 points ahead of you in Yoyle Chess to 30 points behind?!
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That's just one of the consequences of getting cursed by Yellow Face's skeleton.
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We transition back to the real world. Teardrop is sliding down the window and meets their family member. The text announces that it's a family reunion.
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Cut to the Strongest Team on Earth. Grassy is on fire, screaming.
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Yeah! How's our funny plant now, Basketball? Nice and toasty?
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I mean, it is at a healthy temperature, but I don't feel comfortable with Grassy being on fire right now.
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Cut to Death P.A.C.T. Again and Ice Cube.
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Guys, our funny plant is sucking up Ice Cube's water! She'll die soon!
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And then we'll be responsible for her death through negligence!
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Cut to The Strongest Team on Earth.
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Um, Grassy's bracelet is nearly completely charred! Do we know what happens when a bracelet gets destroyed?
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Ha, I bet it'll be fine. When things are set ablaze, they're usually still fine.
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Why don't we just pull Ice Cube out?
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Remember Remote, the walls of our castle are indestructible. If you want to try climbing them, be my guest!
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Hup!
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Remote jumps in the castle with no difficulty.
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That was pretty easy.
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Nice Job! Now try pulling Ice Cube out!
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Exerting 110% from battery!
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ERROR SOUND
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I can't do it! Puffball really pushed Ice Cube in deep.
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Cut to the Tundra.
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I don't know Eggy, this whole burning teammate situation is making me nervous.
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Cut to the Jungle.
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Why don't we just take Ice Cube's bracelet off?
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No that won't work! She'll be 3 feet underground, and will noclip into the bedrock below, KILLING HER!
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Cut to the Tundra.
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If Grassy's bracelet really is about to collapse into ashes, I really have no idea what'll happen!
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Cut to the Jungle.
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Maybe we do have to decide between letting our funny plant slowly kill Ice Cube...
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Which we absolutely can't allow!
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...or killing our funny plant to save Ice Cube!
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Cut to The Tundra.
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Um, guys? If this Grassy thing fails, do we have a Plan C?
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Hmm... I got nothing.
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What about you Robot Flower? You're the same species as the funny plant. Got any backup plans?
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Well, according to Tree, I'm actually NOT the same species.
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Cut to the jungle.
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What say you Black Hole?
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A contestant life is more worth than a plant life.
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*Sigh* We just gotta let the plant go.
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But that violates Two's rules. And we'll lose the challenge.
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Remote. Don't forget! Our death prevention super sees any little challenge. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Agreed, but how can we kill the plant? We need to snip it somehow.
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The scene cuts to the Tundra.
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Hey, TEAM?! Grassy's bracelet really is on its last legs now! It's about to crumble!
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The scene cuts to the Jungle.
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I've got it! I'll go back to our homeland, and get Two's scissors!
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Oh yeah, I remember those, go get 'em Marker!
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Marker takes off his bracelet and teleports to Goiky, then snatches Two's scissors. Two is watching from the stage.
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Cut to the Tundra.
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THREE, TWO, ONE!
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Grassy teleports to Goiky.
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AHHHHH! IT'S SO HOT!
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The fire that's burning Grassy burns Marker.
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AHHH!!! I'M ON FIRE!
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AHHHH! OWAHHHHH! MUST. GET. THE. SCISSORS. TO. MY. TEAMM! WAWAAWOOOO....
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Marker puts on the bracelet and teleports to the jungle.
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Wow, nice job Marker. You got the scissors in the nick of time!
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YES! Now let's snip this funny plant and save Ice Cube!
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Tree snatches the scissors from Marker.
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Funny plant, it's time to DIE!
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Tree snips the funny plant, and now Ice Cube's water is not being sucked by the funny plant.
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Wha?
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Icy? Are you in pain now?
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No.
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So you're perfectly comfortable?
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Yeah!
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Hooray! We prevented death.
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But Death P.A.C.T. Again, one thing you did not prevent is elimination! Because you killed your funny plant, one of your members will leave the show. Sorry, guys.
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That was a necessary sacrifice.
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Yes, a necessary sacrifice.
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Yes, a necessary a sacrifice.
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None of you noticed that MARKER IS ON FIRE!
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What the forest?!
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Marker's fire causes a forest fire.
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Wowsers! I better get out of here!
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Two takes off their bracelet and the scene cuts to the elimination sequence.
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Voting, credits, and stinger[]
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Viewers! There are two teams up for elimination! But you only get one vote total, so vote one contestant you want to have saved! The contestant with the fewest votes on Just Not and the contestant with the fewest votes on Death P.A.C.T. Again, will both be eliminated! Make your one vote count!
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Hello viewers of TPOT 4, thank you for watching the episode! It's me Cary! Y'know, I'm one of the Huang brothers, along with Michael. Um, this is the first BFDI episode I've written in a little while, so it's fun to try it out. It was a little longer than I expected! Um, it's really rainy outside right now. Gotta film outside where it's lively! Hence, the Outside Lands hoodie. Um, but with that being said, I hope you a had a fun time watching it and I'll see you in TPOT 5!
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After the end credits with Cary's IRL message, the text asks the fate of the remaining funny plants and transitions to the Tundra.
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Ok, now that there's no source of heat, our funny plant will die.
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Figures.
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The funny plant is too cold and breaks in half and the scene cuts to Davidland.
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Davids smell like boogers.
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GASP!
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What? It's true!
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The David above them looks left and right, then stares at Are You Okay.
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(all scream)
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AWWWWW SERIOUSLY!?
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(ALL PANICKING)
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Are You Okay's funny plant dies, and the scene cuts to space.
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BULLEH!
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Uh oh, did Rocky just barf a second time?
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He sure did! What's wrong with that?
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Well, pressurized vomit could act as a lens!
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So, what's the issue with that?
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Well, if there's another Gamma Ray burst, the lens can refract it in any number of unpredictable ways.
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Funny you say that, because I can see the quasar jiggling up again!
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Oh no.
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The Gamma Ray charges up, and refracts the lens of Rocky's vomit, and the refracted light hits the funny plant, killing it.
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And now our funny plant is dead!
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One of the refracted light aims for Yoyleland and the scene cuts to Yoyleland. The refracted Gamma Ray kills Team8s' funny plant.
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Whoa! What happening?
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Oh, Donut, it's simple. A Gamma Ray burst came from 2,763 light years away, got refracted by Rocky's vomit, went right through your mouth and vaporized our funny plant. But, you made it through unscathed!
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Oh..... duh! It's so obvious now that you say it!
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The scene cuts to the real world and one of the refracted Gamma Ray light kills Teardrop's funny plant and the scene cuts to space.
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And now all the funny plants are dead!
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The scene cuts to Goiky.
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Hooray! In one episode of TPOT, we managed to set a rainforest on fire, and cause the complete extinction of a critically-endangered species of funny plant! Aren't I managing TPOT so well? I'm managing it so well! Anyway, see you next episode!
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