Get to the Top in 500 Steps/Transcript

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Hmm...

What now, Liy?

I'm just thinking... during all the months we've been in EXIT, never once did we see what's beyond that door!

So open it already! Unless... you're too SCARED of what you'll find.

Pay attention, Stapy. It's locked.

Liy slaps Stapy causing a staple to be produced.

Well, I've never seen Four with a key before.

Yeah, me neither.

Hah! It's hopeless then! How does it feel, Liy? Another mystery for the long list of questions you could NEVER answer!

Stapy?

Hm?

Liy presses Stapy down to produce another staple which Liy intends to use to unlock the door. She bends it and attempts to unlock the door with it, but is interrupted by Four.

Exitors! Get back to your seats! It's time for Cake at Stake!

A recording of the Cake at Stake intro is played on a TV behind Four.

Exitors, we got 32,543 votes! The Exitor who got the most votes will be exiting the EXIT, and rejoining the Battle for BFDI! And you'll get this whole cake!

Four points to a photo-realistic cake.

Roboty, you got the least votes! You will not rejoin.

.. -- / .... .- - . -.. (IM HATED)

8-Ball and David also do not rejoin!

Aw, seriously?

Neither does Stapy!

Rats!

Li-- Wait, where's Liy?

You SAT me behind Roboty, remember?

Oh, right. Well, you don't rejoin!

Why won't anyone support me?!

Bracelety, you didn't get enough votes to rejoin.

Can you at least give this to Ice Cube?

Bracelety holds out a drawing of Ice Cube.

No.

Pencil! You're not going back either. Also, stop drawing on your desk!

Loser, I'd be happy if either of us joins!

Wait, is that some kind of cryptic message?

No, it's--

And Loser stays in the EXIT.

What's this? A sheet of paper? And it says 5-8-3-0? Interesting.

I'm back in? Why, I could cry tears of joy!

Leafy, can you--

Leafy crumples up Bracelety's paper.

Thank you for this tissue, Bracelety!

Four grabs Leafy and her prize.

Wuh!

Aren't you sad you didn't rejoin?

Nope! I've found my next adventure!

Liy raises her hand to point at the previously mentioned door, which so happens to cue the intro to play.

Balloony is seen standing beside Four, listening to a faint sound coming from him.

I wouldn't stand there if I were you!

But I can hear the--

Come on!

X drags Balloony away.

Everyone! An eliminated contestant is about to REJOIN!

Everyone gasps.

I hope it's Pencil!

I hope it's Stapy.

It's Leafy!

Leafy looks at her teammates, who slowly back away from her.

Four, I don't think my team wants me...

Actually, you're joining The Losers! In exchange for Pin's Gratitude Token!

Four takes the token away from her.

Ack!

Hey, Leafy! It's been so long. Welcome to the team!

Pin, alliance, remember...?

Uh, yeah?

Leafy hugs Eggy and Cake.

And you two! I'm so excited for new pals!

Needle, I got you a gift!

Leafy gives Needle her cake. Needle gasps and eats it.

nimnimnimnimnimnimnimnim!

Cake stares in horror as Needle eats the cake.

Leafy attempts to approach Firey.

h-

Firey walks away.

-ɥ

So what's the contest?

Four and X are standing still. X floats upward.

Hurry up!

The sixth contest is--

Actually, it's the ELEVENTH contest. You missed a lot.

Oh. The eleventh contest is to pick one of your teammates to climb those stairs and press the button. The last team to do so loses.

And no flyers allowed! Or else! Understand?

The flying contestants nod in agreement.

I'm going!

Everyone on iance except Snowball agree.

What? Why her! Why not me?

Calm down, SB! Letting her do what she wants is safer for all of us, even if you hate her.

Don't tell me what to do!

Snowball smashes Fanny on the ground, disconnecting her fan blades from her body.

Ready!

Welp. *throws Fanny to the side* No use fussing over it anymore, I guess.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Fanny flies into Match.

Firey? You've been like this the whole time. What're you doin'?

I'm doing nothing. What, do you have a reason for me to do something else?

Gosh, why're you so... ugh, you know what? It doesn't matter. Needle's going up. She's fast.

Yeah!

Wuh? But I'm a fast runner! I thought I'd get picked for sure!

Wait, you're fast? I thought you said you're slow.

YOU said I was slow!

Huh. I guess it DID go like that.

Well, whatever. You're scared of heights anyway.

Well, I think we all know who's not going up. Not that she would even volunteer! Right, Lollipop?

Okay, Book. I get the picture. I'll see myself out.

Nononono, I was talking about Taco!

Oh? Perhaps you should try speaking TO her then.

Lollipop where's this attitude coming from?

OKAYYY, we have NO time for you guys to act like this right now.

Look, let's just...send up Dora. You wanted to learn more about her, right?

Hey, good thinking!

GO!

Everyone but Dora starts going up the stairs, pushing Flower aside.

Hey!

Move it or lose it, Flower.

Needle quickly gets to the top and presses the button.

Done!

Needle gets teleported to the Losers

The Losers are safe!

Yay! You did it.

She's... not doing anything! All the other teams started except us!

Why did I think this was a good idea!?

Dora gets in a running position.

Huh?

Please let me through!

No! And don't even think of pushing me. People will vote for you if you do that!

But I'm in last place! Well, except Dora. But still!

No way! If I let you pass, then I'LL be in last, except Dora.

*groans in panic*

Pencil wouldn't have let this, like, happen.

Nnnnggghh!

Match! What's gotten into you lately!?

Bubble! Finally, you're ready to talk to me.

I'm, like, sorry for lying. None of us knew those quiz answers.

Then why did you demote me?

I like, just had to set an example, so our teammates knew to like, not mess up.

Pencil's not around, so SOMEBODY like, had to fill in.

You like, understand, right?

Why did you keep thinking that would help?

Bubble? We need a strong leader, or--

Or what?! We'll LOSE?! Why haven't you noticed that this kind of leadership hurts people every time?

Last time we had Pencil was episode ONE! When we hurt Fanny, and lost the challenge.

And in episode eight, when you took her spot. We only survived because Stapy cheated...and you hurt me.

I can promote you back to mem-

THAT'S MEANINGLESS! When I struggle, I don't need a stern leader! I don't need Pencil! I needed you.

Okay...I'm sorry for, like, trying to be someone else.

Thanks for the apology, but...I can't forgive you this fast.

H--...okay.

Cut to Flower, who looks behind her to see Dora, still in her running position, then looks at the other contestants climbing the stairs.

Grr!

Flower brings out her Non-Slip Shoes So Ha. Blocky, Ruby, and Yellow Face gasp.

Out of my WAY!

Flower pushes Tennis Ball off.

*screams*

I need my SPACE!

Flower pushes Bomby off.

OH MY GOSH!

Flower slams Pie onto the steps, causing her to explode, and boosting Flower to the top.

Yes! I'm at the-

Foldy is at the top, looking at Flower.

Hi Foldy! I'm so glad I made it to the top. Now we just both press the button and our teams are safe!

No!

What, why?

It's not enough for me to just win. To avenge Stapy, I need to make sure that iance loses.

They fight.

Tennis Ball bounces back up onto the stairs, while Bomby is pulled back up by Black Hole.

And that's how you prevent death! Simple as that.

Speaking of death, Bottle! Take me over to Four!

Heehee! Let's go!

As Tennis Ball and Bomby both get back on the stairs, Foldy and Flower are still fighting each other. Eventually Foldy manages to push Flower, but her Non-Slip Shoes So Ha prevents her from falling.

Woah!

That is so 8 years ago.