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Cold open[]

Pen

Hey, Eraser! Eraser!
Pen trips over Rocky and gets back up

Pen

Eraser!

Eraser

What?

Pen

Look what I just found. It's a rectangle!

Eraser

No Pen that's a PARALLELOGRAM. I would know.

Pen

What about, THIS?
Pen whips out a turquoise pentagon. The screen darkens.

Eraser

Oh my God, Pen! That's a pentagon!

Pen

Yeah. Like, if you took my name, and added "-TAGON!"

Eraser

You don't understand, Pen! Pentagons are EXTREMELY SCARY!

Pen

Really? I didn't think it was that scary.
The pentagon makes a loud noise. Eraser and Pen scream.

Pen

Help us, Blocky!

Blocky

Okay.
Blocky raises up Saw.

Saw

Blocky! Put me down!
Blocky tries to saw the pentagon in half with Saw in a warp-speed manner.

Saw

(Through tremolo) H-e-e-e-l-p!

Blocky

There, now it is a t- quadrilateral and a triangle.

Eraser

Phew.

Pen

Wow, I don't ever want to see a pentagon ever again.
The camera pans to Foldy and Tennis Ball.

Foldy

Hey, Tennis Ball!

Tennis Ball

Hi, Foldy!

Foldy

What's up?

Tennis Ball

I'm helping Golf Ball find where Leafy is.

Foldy

...But Leafy's right over there.

Tennis Ball

Oh. Thanks, Foldy! Hey Golf Ball, I know where—

Golf Ball

Hold on TB. I'm busy looking for Leafy!

Tennis Ball

But Golf Ball—

Golf Ball

Shush, I have to concentrate! Wait, there's Leafy right now!
Golf Ball runs to Leafy, and runs into Pin, who is carrying blueberry seeds. Pin drops the seeds and they land next to Coiny.

Pin

Oof!

Coiny

Hey Snowball, can you throw something all the way to that pot?

Snowball

Yeah! What should I throw?

Coiny

Uh... (grabs the seeds) How 'bout this?
Snowball throws the seeds and breaks a window in Cloudy's collection.

Cloudy

(Thunder) [thick accent] Hey, my window!

Coiny

Sorry, Cloudy! Okay Firey, you try.

Firey

(Throws the blueberry seeds but the seeds instantly fall to the ground) You try, Taco.
Taco throws the seeds into the pot. Firey and Coiny cheer.

Pin

Hey, have any of you seen my blueberry seeds?

Coiny

Uhhhhhh—

Pin

I hope they're not in a pot. They are extremely fast growing!

Needle

Yeah!
The blueberries suddenly grow. Coiny and Firey start sweating.

Firey

(Sweats) Aah!

Pin

And explosive!
Zooms in on the blueberries, cut back to Pin.

Pin

Oh well. I'll keep looking. Ice Cube, have you seen my blueberry seeds?

Ice Cube

(Shakes her head)

Pin

How about you, Remote?

Remote

I don't have any seeds, but here is a fork.

Yellow Face

(Grabs the fork) Hom.

Remote

My fork.
Yellow Face places the fork in a pile.

Donut

Yeah, exactly. See, Bottle, you understand. (notices the fork pile) Yellow Face, what is thi—

Yellow Face

THEY'RE FORKS!

Donut

Yeah, but why?
Gelatin grabs two of the forks. Zoom out, revealing that Gelatin and Puffball are building a Sierpinski triangle out of forks.

Bottle

That's a very large stack of forks, Gelatin!

Bell

(Rams the stack of forks) WHEEEEE!

Yellow Face

YAAAAAA—!!!!!
A fork flies through the air.

Bubble

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10—
The fork pops Bubble, she gets recovered.

Ruby

Wow, Bubble, it's so cool that you get your very own recovery center!

Bubble

Thoinks! (another fork pops Bubble)

Match

Hey, who, like, keeps popping Bubble? Hmm.

Pencil

Let's find out.
The alliance finds Book watching Cake and Pie playing tic-tac-toe.

Pencil

Book! Help us find a criminal.

Book

No thanks! I'm good!

Pencil

If you don't, we just might have to expel you from our alliance.

Book

But I'm an alternate, right?

Pencil

Hmph!

Cake

Oh my gosh, I won! Sorry, Pie. No hard feelings, right?

Pie

Whatever. You win some, you lose some.

Book

Now that's a good way to look at it!

Pencil

Naily, did you pop Bubble?

Naily

No.

Pencil

Sounds like a lie to me. Liars must be punished! (picks up Naily) Let’s punish Naily!

Bomby

Oh my gosh, NAILY!

Loser

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Put her down, Pencil.

Pencil

Oh my gosh LOSER!
TV, Ruby, Bomby, Basketball, Woody, Bubble, Pie and Grassy cheer for Loser. Pie explodes due to being overexcited.

Loser

Now, Pencil, apologize to Naily.

Pencil

Sorry, Naily.

Basketball

Loser's such a great guy!

NewGrassy

I agree!

Tree

Loser, say hi to me!

Loser

How're ya doing, Tree?

Tree

Loser, you're my hero.

Liy

Tree!

Tree

What?

Liy

We gotta get Teardrop to talk.

Tree

But why?

Liy

'Cause I see her standing there silent for hours, I wanna know what's going on inside her head.

Teardrop

(in her mind) LOSER.

Tree

I don't think it's worth it.

Liy

So here's our plan.

Tree

Did I not just say it wasn't worth it?

Liy

I'll hold Teardrop's jaw open and you'll wiggle her vocal cords, so that they make noise.

Tree

That's it, I'm leafing! (Tree sheds some of his leaves and storms off)

Liy

Aww, Tree doesn't seem too cool. Woah! Ice Cube, you're there, are you cool?

Ice Cube

Uhhh.. Uhmm...

Liy

Ice Cube, it's not that hard of a question. ARE. YOU. COOL?

Ice Cube

Uhhh.. Uh....

Leafy

YEAH LIY, ICE CUBE IS THE COOLEST PERSON THAT I'VE EVER MET, SHE'S SO EPICALLY COOL! JUST LIKE YOU ARE TOO, WE'RE ALL COOL! ISN'T IT SO AWESOME TO BE SO COOL!?!

Liy

Ice Cube, since you're so cool, do you want to help me to get Teardrop to talk?

Ice Cube

Yeah!
Liy holds Teardrop's jaw open and Ice Cube wiggles her vocal cords.

Liy

Keep wiggling Ice Cube, I can almost hear a voice!

Bracelety

YEAH, GO ICE CUBE! YOU CAN DO IT!

Clock

Why are you condoning Ice Cube's brutal abuse of innocent Teardrop?

Fanny

I hate you.

Clock

Yeah, I do too.

Fanny

No, I hate YOU.

Clock

Wha- Why would you hate me? I'm just tryin' to stand up for Teardrop!

Fanny

Because self-improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviors are far from perfect, and, dare I say, worthy of hate.

Bracelety

Ice Cube isn't worthy of hate!

Fanny

Yes she is!

Bracelety

Y-you're worthy of hate!

Fanny

Yes, I AM!

Bracelety

Woah! That's really thought provoking. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Fanny

You're welcome!

Clock

Liy and Icy, cease the torment.

Liy

No!

Clock

Ice Cube, it's time to stop abusing Teardrop.

Liy

Ice Cube will only stop when she wants to stop!

Ice Cube

I want to stop. (stops wiggling)

Clock

I'm proud of your decision, Icy.

Liy

I'm not. You said you'd help me. You said you were cool.

Ice Cube

Sorry! (continues wiggling)

Clock

Ice Cube, I am APPALLED!

Liy

While I, Liy, am PRESSED. (flips switch) And I'm IMPRESSED.

Ice Cube

Uh, um... What do I do?
Simultaneously:

Liy

Clock, you're wrong. Listen to me, Clock. You're not listening! I'm a light switch, I know better than you, and I know that you are wrong.

Clock

I can't believe you would do something like this. It's unbelievable! I need you to stop right now. This is the worst thing I've ever seen coming out of you, Liy. I can't believe it.

Bracelety

GO ICE CUBE! GO! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
A fork stabs Teardrop and she bites Ice Cube's legs.

Ice Cube

*screams*

Fanny

I hate you.

Liy

Huh, maybe we should put a rest to this Teardrop thing, Icy.

Bracelety

YEAH, ICY! LET'S HEAR YOU CHEER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LOUDER!

Clock

Teardrop, how could you chomp so viciously on poor, innocent Ice Cube!? You should feel ashamed.
Teardrop slaps both Clock & Liy, then storms off.

Liy

Well, I think we both wronged Teardrop today. Truce? (holds out her hand) Truce? Clock, it's not that hard. just shake my hand.
Liy reaches for Clock's clock hands.

Clock

Don't you ticking dare touch my clock hands!
Clock raises his foot and Liy is shaking it.

Ice Cube

(Shown in her BFDI assets) Hey guys! Can I be part of (Ice Cube suddenly switches to her BFB assets) ·the truce· (switches back to the BFDI style) too?
Icy joins hands/feet with Liy and Clock.

Ice Cube

Yay!

Fries

Huh, look at that. I always thought Ice Cube was too meek, but I guess she's good at negotiation after all.

Bracelety

YEAH! GO ICE CUBE! YOUR FAN-CLUB IS GROWING!!

Fries

Listen, Ringy, I never said I was a FAN of Ice Cube, I was just analyzing her.

Bracelety

But how could you not be a fan of Icy? She's awesome!

Fries

Well then you, little rascal, are a mere follower, and followers never win.

Bracelety

I-I-I hate you!

Fanny

I HATE YOU TOO!

Leafy

Well I LOVE you! I love all of you! You guys are SO amazing! I can't wait to meet all of you!

Fries

Be quiet, Leafy, you're not helping.

Leafy

Oh, I see how it is! Maybe then I don't want to be friends! *turns to four other characters* What about YOU guys!? Do you want to be friends? I bet you do 'cause you're AWESOME!!!

Nickel

Yeah!

Cloudy

[thick accent] Of course, it's good to collect as many friends as possible.

Gaty

Hmm, let me think about it, I'll get back to you later, Leafy.

Leafy

Buh! Why doesn't Gaty like me?

Gaty

I just don't know much about you yet, that's all.

Leafy

Well you've definitely chosen to take things the hard way, Gaty, but if that's the way you want to do it I guess I can't stop you!

8-Ball

Hey Gaty, what's your favorite number?

Gaty

Three. Why?

8-Ball

Oh, no reason, just wanted to let you know that I DON'T have a favorite number.

Cloudy

[thick accent] I have thirty-seven favorite numbers.

Nickel

Whoa, how do you have so many!?

Cloudy

[thick accent] I've collected them over the years.
Teardrop stomps to the edge of a cliff.

Eggy

Gosh, those people sure want to get you to talk, huh? They just don't understand the appeal of silence. You know, there was a time when I never spoke, so I understand.
Teardrop faces Eggy in excitement.

Eggy

I said, there was a time when I never spoke, so I understand!
Teardrop flutters her arms.

Eggy

Well, you clearly aren't egging me on. I thought you'd be curious, but I guess not.

Lollipop

Eggy! What was that about?

Eggy

Eh, I tried to get Teardrop interested in one of my personal life stories, but she obviously wasn't interested.

Lollipop

TD's hard to impress? Tell me about it. Earlier today I tried to sell her my fork repellent, but she didn't even care enough to utter a word. She did do this weird arm fluttery thing though.

Pillow

Oh, you mean this gesture?
Pillow flutters her arms.

Lollipop

Yeah, exactly that gesture.

Pillow

I've done some research, and I believe it means the person cares so little that the last droplets of care spirit are being sucked out of their body, through their arms, and out of the tips of their fingers, and into the outer reaches of interstellar space to be lost forever. A true indicator that person doesn't give a fluff.

Eggy

Jeez, Teardrop is so hard to impress.

Lollipop

Her standards must be through the roof! How can we ever get her attention?

Pillow

I honestly think it might be impossible.

Barf Bag

Uh, guys? Maybe Teardrop did care, but just didn't say anything, because, ya' know, she CAN'T.

Pillow

That's a ludicrous thought!

Lollipop

Yeah, make sure the barf molecules aren't spilling out and intoxicating your brain cells.

Eggy

Now wait, Lolly! Let's think about this. If Barf Bag's brain is being infected with puke, that's not her fault, so don't be mean about it.

Barf Bag

I can't believe this! You guys never take me seriously! *Flutters her arms*

Pillow

Look! The fluttery arms. She does not care.

Barf Bag

Spongy, will you take me seriously?

Spongy

Yeah!

Barf Bag

Whew. Finally, there's someone!

Ruby

Flower's pretty beautiful.

Flower

*Gasp*

Pencil

Hey Match, I figured out how the Alliancers can deal with our enemies more effectively.

Match

Really? How like do we do that?

Pencil

*pulls out Lightning* Lightning. Lightning, go electrocute Spongy!
Lightning electrocutes Spongy.

Spongy

*Pain*
Match and Pencil cheer.

Bubble

...Yoy? I feel like my alliance has changed lately.

Match

Good. Now, Lightning? Go get like Flower.

Bubble

Actually Lightning, do what you think is right! HNNNG!

Lightning

Bubble's right! Why am I obeying these maniacs?

Match and Pencil

Bubble!

Bubble

Please don't expel me from the alliance!

Pencil

You aren't expelled. But we're gonna demote you. From MEMBER, to BEMBER.

Match

Yeah!

Bubble

Noio!

Ruby

Am I still a member?

Pencil

*Sighs* Yes Ruby, you are.

Ruby

YAAAY!
Lightning flies away and finds Marker and Stapy.

Lightning

Hey Marker and Stapy! Wanna be friends?

Marker

Nah.

Lightning

Whatever. *Electrocutes Flower*

Marker

Stapy, will you play toss the dirt with me?

Stapy

Yeah!
Marker and Stapy start digging. Dora notices this.

Dora

Dadadadadadadadada
Translation: Digging! How novel. If I am to construct and produce islands for consumption, acquiring dirt in this jubilant manner seems most appropriate. *Singing and digging* ♪ Islands islands! Yum, yum, yum! Islands islands! Chomp. Islands! They are so delish! Gimme islands now! Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Gimme. Islands! Yum! Islands. Glorp! Shlorp! Gobble! Gloop! Gulp! Lala! Islands. Islands islands! Yum, yum, yum! Islands islands! Chomp. Islands! Yum. ♪
Dora unearths a jar of cyanide tablets.

Flower

I totally deserve this treasure.
Flower attempts to open the jar, failing.

Flower

Black Hole, you're strong! Open this jar for me!

Black Hole

Mmm, I dunno, that sounds like a bad idea, for me to do that.

Flower

If... if you don't help me open it, I'll-I'll CRUSH YOU!

Black Hole

Well, yea, but like, I'm already inf-infinitely small, being a singularity-

Flower

JUST DO IT, BLACK HOLE!

Black Hole

...Uh, okay.
Black Hole approaches Earth.

Flower

Yes, yes, yes! It's WORKING!

Balloony

Flower! What have you done?!

Flower

I got this jar open - !
Balloony is sucked into Black Hole.

David

Aaaaaaw, seriously?
Everyone suddenly begins to get sucked into Black Hole. They try to prevent it, such as clinging to a pole (which doesn't work). Paper can be seen flying around from the suction force.
A mysterious, realistic hand surrounds Black Hole. It analyzes him by randomly doing slow rotations, around him, then finally, crushes Black Hole down to a smaller size. The camera zooms out but cuts to black for a second and reveals that the hand belongs to Four.
Intro plays.

Four and X arrive[]

Black Hole

Oh, cool. I've been crushed down to a smaller size!

Liy

What's this?

Pie

I dunno. Try squishing it.

Four

*Being squished* Eeeeeeaaaah!!

Saw

Hey, don't squish that! You don't know what it does!

Four

I do THIS!
Four captures and mutilates Pin.

Pin

Aaah!

Four

Pretty cool, don't you think?

Coiny

Can... you bring her back?!

Four

No.

Coiny

But the recovery centers are gone. They got sucked up! Are you sure you can't-

Four

Nope.

Coiny

Please you gotta bring her back! *Flutters arms intending to persuade Four*

Pillow

Come on Coiny, show some respect!

Fanny

I hate to live in a world where recovery is impossible. Where we die forever!

Four

TOO BAD!

X

Yeah! Too bad!

Liy

There's another one?
Liy squishes X.

Liy

It totally has a different texture from the first one!

Donut

So what do you want, murderer?

Four

*Screeching*

Taco

So what do you want, murderer?

Four

*Scr-

X

No more screechy please!

Four

*-eeches*

Dora

Dadadadadadadadadadadada!

Four

Yeah, sounds totally reasonable, Dora! CAN DO!

Book

But what is it you can do?
Prolonged silence.

Four

*Scr-
Four is attacked by Pillow, who disappears, in which Pencil, Match and Needle are shocked at it.
Cuts back to Four who is now standing, he blinks and his left arm disappears.

Bell

Sigh. I guess we'll never get Pin or Pillow back...

Four

Check THIS out!
Pillow, Pin, and Balloony emerge from Four's hand.

Balloony

I'm so glad you guys remembered to bring me back!

Taco

Can you... leave now?

Four

No.

Taco

Well, can you at least stop-

Four

Let's play a game!

Bracelety

I LOVE GAMES! WHAT'S WRONG?

Four

Don't you want to battle to win a prize?

Eraser

But what IS the prize?

Four

A BFDI!

DiaZZUnknown

Contestants, including Teardrop
(Excited chatting)

X

I love that prize - !

Four

*Screeches*

Four

Now form 8 teams of 8!

Creating the teams[]

8-Ball

It's too bad I don't care about that number at all.

Basketball

Wanna be on the same team 'cuz we're both balls?

8-Ball

Yeah. Let's adopt these three because they're balls too.

Snowball

No, no way. There is no way I'm gonna be on this team of weak, armless-

Firey

Loser, do you want to join our team? I got all my pals along.

Loser

How could I refuse?

Eggy

But what about me?

Clock

Loser, I thought WE were gonna be teammates.

Cake

WHAT!? Loser said he was gonna be with me!

Needle

Hey, why don't we just all be...

Loser

...on the same team.
Everyone gasps and chants Loser's name 3 times.

Loser

There's enough of me to go around.

Snowball

Hey Pie! How many people have you killed?

Pie

Um, none?

Snowball

Wimp. Lightning! How 'bout you? How many people?

Lightning

Sadly, dozens...

Snowball

Yeah, I knew I'd find a powerful teammate soon enough. We're gonna go far, Lightning, we're gonna go so far.

Liy

Whoa, Pie, you seriously haven't killed anyone else, like, ever?

Pie

No, have you?

Liy

Yea, I have, but it felt extremely disturbing. I wanna know how you resisted the temptation. Can we be on the same team so I can learn from you?

Black Hole

Oh oh please! Show me as well!

Pie

Sounds like as good an idea as any.

Bottle

You guys are against killing? The world needs more people like you.

Tree

I agree. I'm all about life.

Liy

Join us then!
Pillow suddenly joins, thinking the team is all about killing rather than preventing it.

Pillow

Did someone say killing?

Barf Bag

Lollipop, I know you think my brain has been destroyed, but maybe I can prove my true abilities if we're on the same team.

Lollipop

How can you prove yourself if you're truly infected? I'm sorry, but just based on your appearance, I gotta say no.

Barf Bag

Oh my SAP! (Sick airplane passenger) Fine then. I'll team up with Spongy, because he likes my presence!

Spongy

Yeah!

Firey Jr.

Hey Spongy, can my friend Bomby and I join your team?

Spongy

Okay! But no burning me.

Firey Jr.

No promises!

Spongy

Wait-

Pencil

Okay, FreeSmart, who are our two other members?

Book

Actually, I dunno. I kinda want to be on some other team this time. This team's kinda unhealthy for us, don't you agree Ice Cube?

Ice Cube

Yeah!

Book

Let's be on Gaty's team!

Gaty

Nice!

Match and Pencil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Book

Dang. I wanna know how Dora was able to communicate with it so well. I'm curious to learn more. Dora! I think you should be on our team.
Dora joins the team.

Book

And Teardrop. It seems like the the whole world is against you, but I'm on your side.

Teardrop

*Smiles*

Gaty

Saw! Join my team!

Saw

Okay! And I'll bring my friends Lollipop and Taco.

Leafy

Hm. I wanna help all the people who need a helping hand. ROBOTY! I'll help you!

Roboty

-.. --- -. - (DON'T)

Leafy

I knew you'd join! Rocky, Cloudy, Woody, Nickel! You guys look like you all need assistance! I'll help you too! Balloony! I'll help you too.

Balloony

I don't need help but uh, sure.

Yellow Face

Bell, Foldy, join now!

Foldy

Wait...

Yellow Face

JOIN!

Foldy

Stapy HAS to be on my team.

Marker

I'll follow Stapy.

Fries

Yellow Face, I really admire what you just did there. You've got such amazing skills of persuasion. Puffball, let's join this team.

Puffball

Okay dokay!

Lightning

Well, if you really wanna find someone with that murderous attitude, go with Fanny, who absolutely hates everyone.

Snowball

Well, Fanny not having arms is a real letdown, like a real, real, letdown, but if she's got that aggressive attitude, then I'll settle for that. Welcome to the team.

Fanny

I HATE YOU!

Bracelety

Oh yeah! It's time to join Ice Cube's team, and make my dream come TRUE!

Lollipop

But this team already has eight members.
Bracelety freezes in shock as Ice Cube frowns to the news.

Firey Jr.

Quick! Grab Bracelety while she's still incapacitated!
Bomby grabs Bracelety and drags her to their team.

Grassy

Basketball, no one picked me!

Basketball

I'll pick you.

Golf Ball

Based on my calculations, we need at least two mechanical minds in order to outsmart the other teams, which are lacking in mechanical minds! TV, Robot Flower, you've been selected by my formula for a successful team!

TV

*Flower blooming and birds chirping*

Pen

Okay guys, we HAVE to stick together.

Eraser

This dude is right.

Pen

We need to find a team with three slots open or else we're gonna get split up. We have to stick together.

Yellow Face

*grabs Fries' fries* Haumunphunph! FREE FOOD PEOPLE!

Eraser

Ooo! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Pen

Okay we lost Eraser. But we still gotta keep it together! You and me, Blocky, we're THIS close.

Grassy

Wow, with a team like this, we're sure to get up to lots of funny doings! (Echoing in Blocky's head) Funny doings!

Blocky

Now that's the team for me.

Grassy

Yay! I'm Grassy!

Golf Ball

Grassy, we're not here to do funny things.

Pen

Okay Pen, we have to stick together now. We can't afford to lose anyone else. It's just me and me.
Meanwhile, Flower sees Remote joining Liy's team and Gelatin joining Spongy's team.

Flower

Ack! Oh no! The teams are filling up! Hmph. Well, I really want Snowball on my team so he can beat people up for me. But I also want Ruby on my team because she saw how beautiful I am. I chose both!

Match

Crudliously? Like, Snowball?

Snowball

What. The flake.

Gelatin

Well, we need two more people. Let's not pick David. He's human and that's just weird.

David

Aw, seriously?

Gelatin

And not Pen, because he's still two hundred vigintillion dollars in debt.

Barf Bag

Okay then, that leaves Naily and Donut!

Donut

Thanks.

Naily

Yeah! I NAILED IT!

Leafy

David! I'll take you in! You can get my much needed help!

David

Aw, seriously?

Remote

Then Pen is on our team. Yay.

Naming the teams[]

Pen

Okay, this team needs a name.

Tree

Well, I don't have any ideas.

Liy

Well, this team mostly formed to avoid causing death.

Pie

Uh huh.

Bottle

That's right! We're all about preventing death and creating trust.
Team name: "Death Prevention and Creating Trust", shortened to "Death P.A.C.T."

Basketball

Oh wow, they're naming their team.

Golf Ball

Hm. If we want to win, then our team must have a better name than that!

Bracelety

*in background* YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!! TEAM ICE CUBE ALL THE WAY!! YAAY!! YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!! YEAH!! GO ICE CUBE!! THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVER!!

Donut

Okay, our team name has to be something solid, that stands out, and isn't dumb.

Spongy

I agree.

Gelatin

I agree. We can't end up with something lame.

Naily

We have to NAIL IT!

Barf Bag

If we come up with something relevant and sensible...

Bracelety

Team Ice Cube all the way! Yay!
Team name: "Team Ice Cube!"

Yellow Face

Naunmph!

Eraser

What happened to the free food?

Yellow Face

Hmmnm!

Eraser

Where is. The free food?!

Yellow Face

Hnmm-FREE FOOD?

Eraser

Yes, free food!
Team name: "Free Food"

Firey

Let's be called, "The Losers"!

Loser

Aw, you didn't have to.
The Losers! chant Loser's name 4 times with a remix while the team name reveals.
Team name: "The Losers!"

Pencil

Hey, we're like the alliance, right?

Match

That is so totally, like, true.

Ruby

That's such a good observation, Pencil.

Flower

Observe me please!

Bubble

Oi'm a bember!

Lightning

*Electrocutes Flower*

Snowball

Why can't you zap me?

Pencil

I feel like there might be other people, though?

Snowball

Yeah! We're not ALL the alliance!

Fanny

Well if you take "the all" out of "the alliance" you get...
Team name: "iance"

Lightning

It's pronounced "IANCE"!

Woody

Ahah?

Balloony

Yeah, how? Woody's right. Everybody's working so fast!

Leafy

That is not what he said! Tell me again, Woody!

Woody

Sasasasasasasasasasasasasasa.

Leafy

That's a catchy name.

Cloudy

[thick accent] I know something we should add! [thick accent] Sasasasasasasasasasasasasa.

Nickel

That is the perfect name!

David

Aww - !

Balloony

Asasasasasasasasa. So many meanings!

Rocky

Hmh!

Balloony

Roboty! Get this to Four!

Roboty

.. - .----. ... (IT'S-)
Team name: "Beep"

Four

And who are you?
Book, Dora, Gaty, Ice Cube, Lollipop, Saw, and Taco all say their names at once. Coincidentally, that's their team name.
Team name: "Bleh"

Four

So I believe you eight teams are all set to go, right?

Saw

Wait Hold on! *flutters arms*

Pillow

Yep! They're all set to go.

Four

That's good.

Eraser

Well isn't it time to start the first contest? W-wait, why am I not near my pals anymore?

Pen

Gee, I sure wonder!

Golf Ball

But I believe Eraser was right. I have deduced that yes, it IS time to start the first contest.

Leafy

Yeah, uh, Four, I hate to be pushy, but we'd really like to start competing. RIGHT WOODY?!

Woody

YEAH!!!

Tree

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Hey! You! Can you quit your shenanigans and tell us when-

Four

*Screeches*

Clock

Four, can you quit your shenan-

Four

*Screeches*

Four

Uh oh. Look! X is about to lose grip of his beloved baskets!

X

(Distant) Oh no!

Challenge[]

Four

You guys gotta return the baskets to him! The last team to give X his basket will be in deep trouble.

Lightning

So to clarify, that's the first contest for the battle for BFDI?

Snowball

I guess it is!

Fanny

I HATE IT!

Lollipop

Okay, um, Four? I'm willing to do this favor for your friend-o X, but wouldn't it be easier for both of us if X gets down from that freaking tall pillar first?

Lollipop

Uh, hello, Four? I mean it was just a suggestion, but you don't have t-

Four

*Screeches*

Golf Ball

My plan this episode is to have Blocky and Robot Flower climb the trees to catch the baskets 'cause they've got arms. TV will relay coordinates of baskets' locations, and 8-Ball and Basketball will weigh the baskets down, once we got a hold of them!

Grassy

What about Grassy?

Golf Ball

Oh, you're alive? I thought you were just an overgrown section of the lawn that the gardener forgot to mow.

Blocky

What about you Golf Ball?

Golf Ball

I'm managing the team!

Tennis Ball

Me too.

Blocky

You think you can MANAGE ME?!

Pen

Hold up! What did Four say we had to do?

Black Hole

We have to return a basket back to X.

Pen

Okay. *blows really hard at the basket in the distance*

X

I got it!

Four

Death P.A.C.T. is safe!

DiaZZUnknown

Death P.A.C.T except Pen
Yay!!!

Pen

(To Pillow) High five! (To Pie) High five to you too!

Black Hole

High five!
Pen's hand warps around Black Hole.

Pen

Whoah!

Saw

Taco, do we really have to run through the desert?

Taco

That's where the basket's taking us.

Ice Cube

*Quietly screams*

Book

But Ice Cube's starting to melt under the intense summer heat!

Taco

Tell her to grin and bear it. And take inspiration from Teardrop!
Teardrop slaps Taco.

Dora

Dadadadadadadadada-

Lollipop

Be quiet Dora. Or else your football hair is gonna fly into your pie hole!

Dora

*now angry* DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!!!!!

Foldy and Stapy

Rock, paper, scissors!

Fries

Foldy! Stapy! you seriously playing rock paper scissors when we've got a basket to save?

Stapy

What's wrong with a little RPS so we can stress less? We'll guess who's best and bless the rest!

Fries

Stapy! Now's not the time for rhyming!

Stapy

You're right. I mean, I would like to help our team out as much as I can. How can I be of assistance?

Fries

Well are you light weight?

Stapy

No. I'm one of the heaviest contestants.

Foldy

Well, I'm one of the lightest!

Fries

Then I'll throw you as high as I can and you'll try to grab the basket. Okay?

Foldy

Oh, I'm a bit nervous abou-ouaAAAAAA! NOT HIGH ENOUGH! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAA! TOO HIGH! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAA! JUST RIGHT - !
Foldy is torn to shreds by the propeller on the basket. The shreds rain down on Fries and Stapy.

Stapy

*Stapes angrily*

Match

Jump! Jump! Jump! The higher you are, the closer you'll, like, be to the baskets!

Fanny

I HATE JUMPING!

Pencil

Fanny, stop killing the vibe! Lightning, GO ZAP HER!

Bubble

Wait, Lightning, remember what I said about-

Pencil

Bubble! You wouldn't want to go against the alliance's objective, would you? Bember? (In slow motion) BBBEEEMMMBBBEEERRR???

Bubble

Uh, no!

Lightning

*Electrocutes Fanny*

Fanny

I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS!!! AAAH! AAH! I HATE THIS! AAAH! AAA I HATE THIS! I HATE THIS AAAH!
Bubble cries, while Pencil and Match look at the electrocution maliciously.

Cake

Oh Loser, what an honor it is to be on your team.

Loser

Oh! Pfft. It's nothing.

Firey

Loser I love you! *Flutters his arms intending to express care for his idol, much to Pillow's anger*

Loser

I love you too Firey.

Pillow

Why doesn't Firey care?

Pin

Guys, I like Loser as much as the rest of you, but we should focus on saving ourselves a basket! Or else we'll end up on the chopping block!

Coiny

Don't tell me. Do you NOT LIKE LOSER?!

Clock

Are you ungrateful of his majestic presence?

Pin

No I just think we oughta-

Firey

REMOVE THE HATER!!!!!
Firey throws Pin in the air, launching her to the basket. She hits the propeller, jamming it, the basket drops on The Losers (sans Loser and Eggy), trapping them under.

Needle

It's too heavy!

Cake

Save us Loser!

Loser

Sure can do.
Loser lifts the basket, but accidentally traps Eggy. Coiny, Firey, Needle, and Clock cheer.

Cake

Yay Loser!

Eggy

Wait, hold on!
Cut to BEEP.

Leafy

Come on Cloudy! I just know you can make it!

Rocky

Bulleh!

Nickel

It's an awfully long way.

Balloony

Okay, I'm tired of waiting. Hop!
Balloony jumps on Roboty's antenna, launching him towards the basket. He grabs on to the basket and deflates himself which makes a high pitched squeaking sound, moving the basket to X. He falls to the ground and gives a weak thumbs up before passing out.

Woody

AAAAAAAA-

Four

Beep is safe!

Leafy

WE DID IT!

David

Aw, seriously?

Bell

With Foldy gone, how are we gonna reach that basket? No one here can get up there!
Puffball comes closer to Marker.

Marker

Bell

(dinging) wAAAAAAA!

Yellow Face

GO PUFFBALL! Get the basket!
Puffball hovers up and pushes the basket to X.

X

Hey! You spilled the air out of my basket! Oh well, that's fine.

Four

Free Food is safe!

Golf Ball

Okay, so Tennis Ball's gone, but we're still on track to get the basket in minimal possible time! Hey, Blocky and Robot Flower! How is the climb going?

Blocky

It's good, but it would be easier if you helped! Okay just got to the top.

Robot Flower

Yay! I'm the first to the top!

Blocky

That's not true. I was here firs-
Robot Flower kicks Blocky off of the tree.

Blocky

AAA!

Golf Ball

Oh shoot, Robot Flower has betrayed us! We cannot afford a second death. People! Try to cushion his fall!

Basketball

(Blocky bounces on her) Owow! I'm too bouncy!
Basketball runs away, while Grassy walks up and breaks Blocky's fall safely.

Golf Ball

Oh, wow, Grassy! You are actually useful for once! Good job.

NewGrassy

Grassy's ALWAYS useful!

Blocky

Wait, Golf Ball, the next step of your plan is getting 8-Ball and Basketball to weigh down the basket, right?

Golf Ball

Yes, that's correct.

Blocky

But how are you going to get them up there if Robot Flower's already at the top?

Golf Ball

Oh, well, you see, my calculations tell you that-that, that-

Blocky

What's that? Wha? What's this? The world's best strategy manager doesn't manage the strategy well?

Golf Ball

*sigh* Well, I guess we'll just use the trebuchet Tennis Ball built before he died.

8-Ball

Is this safe?
The trebuchet Tennis Ball built before he died launches 8-Ball and Basketball into the basket.

Blocky

Wha? Ya-you had this the whole time? I didn't actually have to climb the tree?

Golf Ball

Physical exertion builds character.
Blocky picks up Golf Ball.

Blocky

Oh, well you know what ELSE BUILDS CHARACTER? (grabs Golf Ball)

Ice Cube

*Quiet screaming*

Saw

Why are we running through the world's largest oven?

Taco

We gotta follow that basket!
Ice Cube melts in Book's hands

Book

Well, Ice Cube just finished melting, and Teardrop's well INTO THE EVAPORATION STAGE!

Taco

We're getting SO SUPER CLOSE! JUST HANG IN THERE!

Lollipop

BLEURGHHH...!
Lollipop's head melts, making her limbs disappear, and Teardrop completes her evaporation stage, also losing facial features and limbs.
(in the background, Barf Bag and Bracelety use Spongy as a trampoline to get Naily up to where the basket is, and Naily jams the propeller, and Team Ice Cube! uses Spongy to launch the basket to X.)

Gelatin

Let's use Bomby to launch ourselves up!

Bomby

DONTIGNITEMEEE!!!

Donut

Gelatin, are you insane?! Bomby's our friend and teammate. You can't just kill him when you need something!

Firey Jr.

Yeah!

Four

Team Ice Cube is safe!

Donut

Huh? Oh, we won.

Match

Bubble, are you like thinking?

Bubble

Yeah. I'm thinking about Fanny!

Match

Well stop it! Heavy thoughts will like weigh you down, and you won't jump as high.

Bubble

Oh, okay.

Match

Ruby! Are your, like, eyes open?

Ruby

Yes.

Match

Well close them! If the sun's like photons hit your eyes, they will literally, like, push you downwards. Snowball, is your name "Snowball"...?

Snowball

...

Match

Well stop it! All those L's are going to weigh, like, a flaketon, and that's why you jump so low. Flower, are you...oh wait, we're enemies. I should not talk to you.

Flower

But we don't have to be!

Clock

Hey guys, watch this!
Clock's clock hands launch a basket to X.

X

Four

The Losers are safe!

Four

Only three out of eight teams left!

8-Ball

I don't have a favorite number, but Golf Ball's gone too now, so I guess I'm in charge.

NewGrassy

Why not Grassy?

8-Ball

Although I don't have a favorite number, I think we should use the trebuchet to get the basket to X.

Blocky

Sounds like a good idea to me.
8-Ball uses the trebuchet to launch the basket up to X.

X

Yay! Come here, precious basket!
The camera switches to the basket's Point of View, and X's reaching hand looks like he is about to check vibe.
The basket hits X and he falls off.

X

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaAaaa.
X somehow manages to get back to the top and grab the basket from behind him.

Four

A Better Name Than That is safe. So now it's down to iance and Bleh.

Saw

Why are we literally swimming through molten lava right now?!

Taco

TO CATCH THE BASKET!

Dora

Dadadadadadadadadadadada!

Gaty

Guys, Book just exploded into flames.

Taco

Got it.

Gaty

Also, Four said iance and we were the only teams who haven't finished!

Taco

WHAT THE STAND!?

Saw

Well, swim faster everybody!

Ruby

I think. I'm getting. CLOSE!

Saw

We're almost there!

Match and Pencil

We're almost there!

Saw

I can feel it!

Match and Pencil

I can feel it!

Saw

I GOT IT!

Pencil

I GOT IT!

Match

Really Pencil?

Pencil

No, JK, still got half a mile to go.

Saw

Here's your basket!

X

Oh!

Four

Bleh is safe. No mercy for iance.

Match

Aw...but jumping worked last time.

Four

Viewers, which member of iance do you think deserves to be eliminated the most? Vote by putting their letter in square brackets as a comment below! The contestant with the most votes will be the first to leave BFB.

Stinger[]

At night, X dons four of his baskets, which spin him around.

X

Aaaa! Aaaaaaaaaa!!! AAAAAA!
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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