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jacknjellify version[]
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MePhone4 teleports to the TPOT dimension.
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Huh? W- where am I? Hotel OJ?
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Woah, who are you? Cool teleportation power!
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I'm MePhone 4. And thanks, but uh- I was TRYING to teleport back to Season 2.
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Well, I'M Two, and this IS my season. So, I guess you made it! Welcome to TPOT!
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No, I mean MY season 2.
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*boowomp*
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I've gotta get back to it now that I finished Season 3.
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Wait, season 3, then season 2? Saving the best for last, eh?
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Two sparkles. A laugh track plays.
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It's a long story.
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Aw, don't worry, buddy. I'm sure you'll get the hang of teleporting in no time. Your name is MePhone 4, you said? Well any friend of Four's is a friend of mine!
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Four teleports in.
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I am NOT your friend.
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Four teleports away.
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I'd be happy to help see you to your destination.
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Gee, really? Thanks! I think I'm ready to give it another shot! Hold on tight!
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The Rejection Portal teleports Two and MePhone 4 outside a restaurant in New York City.
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Ugh, I messed it up again! Where are we now?
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Big Apple.
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Oh, we're in New York City?
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No, over there.
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Pan over to Apple, who is a giant.
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Wait, what's "New York City" mean?
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Woah! Apple! When did you get so big? How long was I gone?
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Tea Kettle comes out from the door to the restaurant.
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New York City means EVERYTHING. Pizza pies, Broadway shows, Central Park, and there's nowhere better on Earth to get a bagel.
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Hey, wait, I'm not a bagel!
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Yeah, I'll say you're not. You need some schmear!
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Wait, no! AAAAAH!
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Get back here, you! UGH! I cannot believe this unschmeared schlemiel is makin' me schlep!
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Um, what language is that?
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Ooh, those bagels do look good! Wanna stop for a bite?
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Nah. One minute in New York, and I'm already exhausted. Let me try this again.
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The Rejection Portal teleports Two and MePhone 4 away. Evil Leafy appears, before it cuts to Two and MePhone 4 in Los Angeles.
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Hmm. Where are we now?
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Oh! This is LA! We better keep a low profile. In Hollywood, stars like us can barely go anywhere without being mobbed by adoring fans!
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Uh, no offense MePhone, but I'm not sure if that's something YOU have to worry about?
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Oh my stars! Is that MePhone4?
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Ha! See, Two? I got recognized!
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I thought I made it clear that you could NEVER work in this town again.
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Uh......
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It's cool! He's with me.
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Oh my Academy! You're Two! I'm a huge fan! Please, you have to come leave your mark at the Chinese Theatre. It's where all the biggest celebrities leave their legacies.
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Crowd
Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
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Starfruit
Ugh! Help me! Why is no one paying attention to ME anymore?
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I'm flattered, but I think I'll pass. Seems a bit shallow.
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Starfruit begins to sink into the wet cement he is stuck in.
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Starfruit
Oh no! It's deep! Like my music.
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So, do you wanna catch a movie or something?
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No! I NEED to get back to Season 2! We have to keep moving!
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The Rejection Portal teleports them away. Evil Leafy appears behind a fire hydrant, before MePhone 4 falls out of the portal.
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Ugh! What is this? It's so humid! Wait, where's Two?
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On your left! Woohoo!
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Two picks MePhone 4 up and puts him in their rollercoaster car.
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Where are we?
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We're in Florida, the theme park capital of the world. So much FUN and EXCITEMENT! Literal amusement for DAYS and DAYS! LOOK! There's even a giant Golf Ball over there!
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Isn't that the Epcot ball over there?
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Pan over to a giant Golf Ball.
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Some malicious Malus domestica made off with my growth ray! Have you seen it?
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Sorry Golf Ball! We're too busy having fun! Woohoo! Ha ha ha ha! Come on, MePhone, put your arms up like this!
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Two, there's no time! I've already spent so long procrastinating and distracting myself. I- I can't put this off anymore!
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Woah woah woah! Hold the you for a sec.
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Two stops the rollercoaster.
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Look, if it's that important to you, I can snap my fingers and put you back where you belong lickety-split.
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What?! You can do that this whole time?
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Sure, but this isn't about that.
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Two snaps their fingers and they teleport to the next location.
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Honestly, what good are you gonna be to your contestants if you're too stressed to take care of yourself? You just finished hosting a season. You deserve a minute to relax and celebrate.
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But they've been waiting for so long!
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SO let them wait a bit longer. Take a second to stop, look around and appreciate where you are before you keep going. Will you try that with me, MePhone?
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Well.... alright.
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Montage of photos of Two and MePhone 4 at the amusement park. The two of them then laugh on a bench.
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So, how do you feel?
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I feel like a new phone! Who dis? Hahaha! But seriously, I feel a lot better. I think I really needed that, and I think I'm really ready to go back now.
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Glad to hear it! Want me to snap you back?
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No, I think I've got it this time. I can feel it. Thanks for everything, Two!
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You got it, buddy!
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The Rejection Portal teleports MePhone4 away. Sudden boom, then pan to see Steamboat Willie near Two.
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Oh, uh, hello there. Do I know you?
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*incomprehensible eldritch snarl*
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Steamboat Willie bites Two's arm.
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AAAAAAAAA-
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AnimationEpic version[]
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MePhone4 teleports to the BFDIA dimension.
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Huh? W-where am I? Paris?
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MePhone4? What are you doing here?
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Oh! Puffball Speaker Box! I haven't seen you since the pizza making contest!
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Ah, yes. I still occasionally enjoy eating Lightbulb's cookie pizza.
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Puffball Speaker Box regurgitates the cookie pizza from the episode "Cooking for the Grater Good", and eats it, making MePhone surprised.
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Right... anyway, I think I'm a bit lost. I was trying to get back to Season 2-
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Well, you made it! Welcome to BFDIA!
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The BFDIA intro plays, until...
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No! I mean, my season 2! I guess this teleportation thing is trickier than I thought. I wonder how MePad does it...
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Tell you what? How about I help you get back to your show? Because I'm nice.
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Really? Wow! That's actually-
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And because every second you spend here is damaging to my brand.
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You really haven't changed a bit, huh, Puffy? But alright! I think I'm ready to give this an another shot! Hold on tight!
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After they teleport, Evil Leafy appears.
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This looks like the Aerospace Manufacturing Plant. Are we in Yoyle City?
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Well, whatever city this is, we have a problem.
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Houston! This is the Space Center, one of the coolest science museums in the world! But what's your problem?
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I keep teleporting to the wrong places!
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Mind if I take a look? Hmm, there doesn't appear to be anything physically wrong with you. I'm guessing this is more of a psychological blockage.
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Agh, I don't have TIME for this! Can you fix me, Test Tube?
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Hmm, being a therapist is a complicated job. Why don't I just do rocket science instead? I can probably build you a spaceship from all the parts around here, and then you can just fly back!
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Hay Bale
YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW! Howdy TT! Are you coming to the rodeo?
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The barbecue cook-off is about to start!
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Barbecue cook-off? Gol-LY, I CAN'T miss that! Sorry MePhone I'll help you later BYYYYE!!!
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Ugh, fine. I can do this. I can do this!
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Are you okay?
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Quiet! Gotta focus. Just deep breaths... and...
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MePhone and Puffball Speaker Box teleport again. Evil Leafy appears behind one of the spaceships.
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What the-? AAAAHHH! I'M FALLING!! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO GO BACK!!!
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Relax. You're not falling. This is the Willis Tower Skydeck in Chicago. It has a glass bottom so you can look out over the city.
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Actually, it's called the Lewis Tower now.
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The camera pans up to reveal the sign of the Willis Tower, now called the Lewis Tower.
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I dunno how he pulled it off. I bet he's got ties with those mob guys down there.
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The camera pans down to reveal Rusty Jo and some of his cellmates from the episode "Everything's A-OJ". It then pans to the right to show Pencil next to the Bean.
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Mmm, I look all wrong! This mirror is even more broken than that grody cup's teeth!
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Rusty Jo
What did you say about me?!
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Frank (offscreen)
Dawgs, dawgs, can't we just chillax Chicago-style, like me?
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The camera pans to the left to show Frank.
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Rusty Jo
...You look disgusting.
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Wanna beat THIS guy up as a truce?
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Hammer
Dibs on his legs!
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Frank
Wait, no- *screams*
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Fries laughs from above as Pencil and the mob beat up Frank.
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Wanna zap us elsewhere?
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Uh, I... I dunno... what if we end up somewhere dangerous?
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Don't be so negative. Do it already!
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This is getting frustrating...
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MePhone and Puffball Speaker Box teleport away. Evil Leafy appears in their place.
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Ugh. Just great. Stop the presses, MePhone fails again.
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Hello, Seattle! Home of the Space Needy,
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Don't call it Needy!
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The Teardrop family reunion,
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Teardrop jumps in a puddle.
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And coffee shops on every corner!
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Thermos walks out of the coffee shop with a thermos on his hand.
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Thermos
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Thermos Jr.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Maybe we can have a rainy-day picnic! I've already got tossed salads and scrambled eggs. What do you say, MePhone?
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...MePhone?
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Puffball Speaker Box goes to a cardboard box.
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Welcome to my MePhone unboxing video!
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Puffball Speaker Box lifts the box, revealing MePhone.
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Ha ha! What are you doing?
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I give up, Puffball Speaker Box.
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What? Why?
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Clearly I can't do this. And I just…it's been so long since I've been there. What if nobody wants to see me?
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Hey, listen. Host-to-host, I know that season twos are HARD. There's all these expectations put on you.
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Flashback to BFDIA 5a where PBSB gets stabbed with a knife.
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Even I needed to take a break for a while. But now I'm back, and better than ever! And I know you can do the same.
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Wow, I…that's so nice of you to say.
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Yeah, I'm nice.
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Okay…I think I'm ready now. I'm gonna go this one alone. Thank you for everything, Puffy.
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You're welcome.
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MePhone4 teleports out of Seattle.
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…Shoot, he was my ride.
I guess I live in Seattle now.
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Ending for both versions[]
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Fade to black, then cut to a group of plushes.
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Plushes
Meetup! Meetup! Meetup! Meetup!
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An Evil Leafy plush appears and the other plushes scream.
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Woah guys, stop screaming! It's time to be quiet because we have to listen to what those guys have to say!
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Yes, we're really excited to be here to announce the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity 2024 Tour! Woohoo!
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We're gonna be selling tickets at two different tiers. $35 for regular admission, and then $75 for VIP. Both tiers are gonna be followed by a Q&A after the screening.
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Yes, and we're going from two cities to not three, not four, not five, but SIX different cities, which is pretty cool. And we're really excited to announce that one of the episodes that we're gonna be showing during the tour is Inanimate Insanity season 2, episode 15. So season 2 is coming back after nearly a four year hiatus. So, if you wanna be one of the first people to see it, you gotta come to the tour! Don't miss it!
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For the first three cities, we'll be premiering a TPOT episode.
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And then for the next three cities, we'll be premiering a BFDIA episode.
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We'll also be selling never-before-seen merch such as this Evil Leafy plush! Boom!
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And the Pin pin! Boom!
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So where are we going? We're gonna be starting in New York City on June 29th and June 30th. Next we're gonna be heading over to Houston, Texas on July 6th. Then we're gonna go to Seattle, Washington on July 13th and 14th. After that, headed to Los Angeles, California on July 20th and 21st. Then we're going to Chicago, Illinois on July 27th, and then we'll wrapping up in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on August 3rd and 4th!
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(in X's voice) So what are you waiting for? Buy our tickets now! Link in the description!
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The Evil Leafy plush appears behind them and they run off.
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