Half a Loaf Is Better Than None/Transcript

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Hey Pen! Try to jump over that.

(Pen jumps across the gap, trips, and gets onto the other side)

See? That was easy...that was the easiest thing that I've ever done!

Let me try.

Eraser tries to jump on the cliff, but fails

Save me, Pen!

Pen grabs Eraser's arms and gets pulled down

Blocky!

Blocky grabs Pen's legs and gets pulled down

Firey!

Firey grabs Blocky's legs and gets pulled down

MATCH!!!

Match grabs Firey's legs and gets pulled down

Pencil!

Pencil grabs Match's legs and gets pulled down

Bubble!

Bubble grabs Pencil's legs and gets pulled down

Loify!

Leafy grabs Bubble's legs and gets pulled down

Icy!

REVENGE!

The chain of contestants fall down while screaming

The intro plays

Match, Ice Cube, Rocky and Tennis Ball. Last episode, you four had the lowest scores. The voters have cast their ballots and chosen which of the four of you will be eliminated.

*voice breaking* OMG, I hope none of them voted for good old Match!

Well, let's find out at Cake at Stake.

Cake at Stake theme plays

Ow, I'm scared!

This time we got 158 votes. I have 10 slices of cake.

OMG. I see you chose, like, fruitcake for the cake. That is just totally an awful choice! I mean, why would you do that?!

Moitch is roight...noibody likes froitcake...loike...

Shush, sheesh. So there are 10 slices. They represent your safety in the battle. At least for now. Whoever does not receive a slice will be eliminated. The seven of you who did not fall into the bottom four are all safe.

<Pen, Pencil, Blocky, Eraser, Firey, Leafy, Bubble gets the cake>

Now there are only three slices left. Ice Cube, with only 9 votes, you are safe.

Ice Cube gets the cake

Tennis Ball, even with 34 votes, you are safe.

TB gets the cake

Yaaayrrow!

There is only one slice of cake left.

The screen moves to Match, then Rocky

I will now show the votes.

Results are displayed, Rocky stops at 49 votes and Match gets 66 votes

*voice breaking, again* No, Match, no!!! You've been eliminated!!!

OMG, I know it's so, like, hard, but you got to keep, like, like, going!! You got to win this for, like, like, like, like, the both of us.

Match is transported to the TLC

*in normal voice* You murdered her!

No, that was our Laser Powered Teleportation Device. It teleported Match into the Tiny Loser Chamber.

The LPTD effects appear and Match spawns in the TLC

*voice breaking, yet again* Oh no, Bubble! What'll we do with Match gone!?

Ooh, I don't knoiw.

Hey guys, can I be part…

You know what? Sure. You CAN be part of our alliance. The more friends the better, right?

Moitch will sure be oingry, when she foinds out we've reploiced her!

Oh, silly, Bubble! We haven't replaced her, we… substituted her!

People, people. Be quiet. So as you know, you are the final 10 contestants. That means you've reached the halfway mark.

Everyone

Yeah!!

You all get a reward.

Another reward? I love rewards!

You each get half of a pair of scissors.

What!? What good is this?

Get it? It's HALF of something that can cut things in HALF. Because you've all reached the HALFway mark.

*in normal voice* Ah, ha, huh…

But your competition is about get larger.

Oh, no, you don't mean…

Oh, yes I do. Just like there are 10 contestants still in, there are 10 contestants who've been eliminated. One will rejoin the game.

Pen, Firey, TB, Leafy

*GASP!*

So how do I re-enter the game?

Well, you may have noticed that there is a basket behind each of you. There is also a large basket filled with loaves of bread. When this hourglass runs out, whoever has the most loaves of bread in their individual basket re-enters the game. Go.

Flower grabs 4 loaves and put them in her basket while yelling

Flower's score is raised by 4

Flower is ahead with 4 loaves. Snowball, Coiny, Needle and Match are just behind her.

Yeah! Match, you GOT this!

Pin puts 5 loaves in basket

Yeah!

Pin is now ahead with 5.

Flower puts 3 loaves in

Flower at 7.

Snowball puts 4 loaves in

Snowball beating her at 8. Golf Ball, Spongy and Woody still at zero. Now Woody is taking his first dump.

Woody puts in 2 loaves

Pin puts in 4 more loaves

Pin is at NINE now.

Flower and SB put in 4/3 loaves

Flower and SB both at 11.

Spongy walks and puts a dozen of loaves in

Woah! Spongy is actually bringing in a dozen loaves at once, he is now in the lead.

What?! That's crazy!

Coiny is drowning

Oh no! I'm drowning! HELP! (mumbles)

Ha, ha!

Needle is at 12.

Match gets 13 loaves of bread

Match is at 13.

Pin goes to 14

Pin is at 14.

Flower then goes to 15

Flower is at 15.

SB goes in the lead with 16 loaves

Snowball in the lead with 16, Golf Ball now at 1.

GB loads at 1 loaf to her basket

Yeah! Go, Golf Ball!

Time's half up.

Woody is drowning

Eh, eh...

Ha, ha! Woody's drowning as well.

Hey! Drowning is not funny.

Snowball has 20 loaves.

Flower and Pin gets at 18

Flower and Pin both at 18...

GB and Needle drown

...and Needle and Golf Ball are drowning. Seriously, why are so many people drowning? It's not quicksand or anything.

Pin loads 4 loaves on to her basket, raising the number of her loaves to 22

Spongy walks and puts a baker's dozen of loaves into his basket

Spongy brings in a baker's dozen this time, raising him to first place.

What? That's crazy!

OMG, Match, go fast! Fast! Fast!

Ok. Oof!

Match gets tripped by Pin, who steals her 3 loaves, raising her loaves to 25

Woah!

Pin trips Snowball, who was carrying 4 loaves, and because he got tripped, his loaves were thrown to Pin's basket, raising it to 29

Pin's evil strategy brings her into first.

Flower loads 5 loaves to her basket

Flower is in second.

Rocky starts duplicating himself by spitting a clone of himself which will spit another clone as the rate of duplicating speeds up

Bulleh! <33 times>

Back in the Loaf Contest

Snowball is tied with Pin for the lead.

Pen, Eraser and Blocky

Yeah! Go, Snowball!

Time is almost up. Five...

Teardrop loads 3 loaves into her basket

Four…

Flower loads 4 loaves into her basket

Three…

Rocky continuously barfs and duplicates himself at a supersonic rate

Two…

Pin drowns

One…

Spongy drops 13 loaves onto his basket, raising him to 1st at 38 loaves

Yeah!

Boop, time's up. Well, Spongy is actually at first.

(In a deep voice) Yay!

Spongy walks near to the spectation counter before Pencil, Bubble, Ice Cube walk away

Augh, ew!

(At the same time) Disgoisting!

Aw!

Welcome back, Spongy. Moving on, on this screen, I will display your scores from highest to lowest.

The screen displays that Pen is at first

Yeah, still at the top!

The screen displays other contestants' scores except for Spongy's score

Aww, what about me?

In the Bread Loaf contest, you got 38 loaves of bread, so your score is 38.

The screen displays Spongy's score

Last episode, our screen was acting strangely. I think we've got it all figured out now.

Sorry, I forgot. So who is gonna be up for elimination?

Well, at the end of this episode, the 4 people with the lowest scores will be up for elimination.

Well, I would not like to fall on to the Bottom 4.

No, you would not. Having said that, who wants 15 bonus points?

Everyone thumbs up, meaning they want to get the 15 bonus points

Give it to me! I need it! I need it so badly!

Ooooh! Me! ME! Give it to me!

ME!!

The Announcer shows his marble collection

Here's my marble collection.

The Announcer pours the marbles into the vat of hydrochloric acid

You'll get 15 points if you manage to retrieve it in this 10-foot deep vat of hydrochloric acid.

All the recommended characters for this episode and some of the contestants show up. They try to retrieve the marbles by walking into the vat but they get dissolved after stepping on it

Good thing I have my magnet! (His magnet attracts the marbles)

Tennis Ball gets the 15 points.

The screen shows that Tennis Ball's score increases from 25 to 40, bringing him out of the danger zone.

Yay!

Moving on, I want to make BFDI as fair as possible. I think that armless people have a disadvantage, so they get 10 sympathy points.

The 4 armless people cheer as Rocky barfs on the ground

The screen shows the scores of these armless people are added by 10, changing their positions on the screen

Eraser tries to cut his arm by a knife

Don't even think about it, Eraser.

Time for the fourteenth contest.

Which is...?

Hey! That's my line!

Jump over the hurdles. Every hurdle you jump over earns you 5 points. Go.

The conveyer belt starts moving, the first hurdle is coming

Everyone except Eraser jump over it, Eraser gets knocked out and screams.

If you fall like Eraser did, you're out of the challenge.

Oh no! The next one is even higher!

The second hurdle comes, Firey and Pen are knocked out of the contest and they scream, the rest jumped over

So, how is it going, Spongy? Nice to be back?

Yes.

The third hurdle comes, Leafy and Spongy are knocked out and they scream, the rest jumped over

Oh noio! Look at the next one!

The fourth hurdle goes up and down. Blocky, Tennis Ball and Rocky jump over it.

Whee!

Alloince Power!

Slow-mo

Bubble jumps over, Pencil jumps, but gets knocked out and Ice Cube is also knocked out, both Pencil and Ice Cube scream as they are knocked out by the hurdle.

Ahhhh!...

Aah!

Normal speed

Oh noio! Look at the next one!

The fifth hurdle has a ball circling around and is connected to a rope on the wall

Blocky and Bubble jump over it, Tennis Ball gets knocked out, and Rocky goes onto the ball and vomits, resulting in a spiral pattern

Spectacular vomit art.

Oh noio! Look at the next one!

That's enough, Bubble...

The sixth hurdle is extremely high and has 2 razors on its top and bottom

...although, you may have a point.

Bubble tries to jump over it, but gets popped when she hits one of the razors