Hey Two!

“	Hey Two! Aren't we ever gonna get a new Cake at Stake song?	”
	— Fries, "The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life"

"Hey Two!" is a Cake at Stake song prepared by Two and Gramophone. It's first seen in "Gardening Zero" where Two was about to do the ceremony at The S!'s stage that has been renewed.

In "The Power of Four", a parody called "Hey Four!" plays instead, with Four in Two's place, as he was hosting when it was used.

Intro animation[]

The intro starts with Two writing a piece of paper and looks at the camera when their name is called. It then cuts to a cake, in which Two takes from the Oven-o-Tron, puts a nametag that reads "SAFE", runs happily on a road while holding a white box. They then proceed to open it, giving cake to the safe contestants, while the eliminated contestant, that being Profily, gets a fortune that reads "ELIMINATED", having Two clap them the same way they did with Pie. It then cuts to a box of cake on a table in which Two bangs, and they catch the cake and eat it, while the classic Cake at Stake transition happens.

Composition[]

"Hey Two!" is initially played in the key of C Major, with a tempo of 155 beats per minute. During the ending, it shifts down to a key of B Major and plays slower at 132 beats per minute.

Lyrics[]

See also: Cake at Stake intro transcripts

Short version[]

Hey Two!

When you bake a cake,

decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,

that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)

Cake at Stake!

Short version ("The Power of Four")[]

Hey [Four]!

When you bake a cake,

decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,

that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)

Cake at Stake!

Full version[]

Every day, I think of all the things I'll make

With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.

Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks

Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,

Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!

Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear

That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Hey Two!

When you bake a cake,

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,

That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)

Cake at Stake! (stake, stake, stake)

Cake at Stake! (stake, (cake!) stake, (cake!) stake)

Cake at Stake!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite

To my stage when my cake is looking just right!

Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff

Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven

With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.

With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy

But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,

That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)

Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

Aaaaaaahhhh...

Here's an exclusive recipe

For the ice cake, ooh,

You take the ice and you make eight slices.

And the dirt cake! You get the dirt! (you get the dirt!)

Here's another exclusive recipe!

For the Yoylecake, you go to Yoyleland

Put a Yoyleberry in the cake and the metal effect

Will get break-neck when you blink.

When you bake a cake,

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe...

Hey Two!

When you bake a cake,

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,

That's how you know it's Cake at Stake!

It's Cake at Stake!

It's Cake at Stake, it's Cake at Stake, it's Cake at Stake, it's Cake at Stake....

(Gasp!)

(ekatS ta ekaC s'ti)

(Here we go)

Basketball, Black Hole, Bottle and Golf Ball,

Snowball, Tennis Ball, Pillow and Puffball,

Coiny and Bomby and Cloudy and Pie,

Book and Cake and Donut and Fries,

Eggy, Fanny, Grassy and Barf Bag,

Ice Cube, Lightning, Gaty and Price Tag,

Winner, Foldy, Saw, TV,

Nickel and Needle and Naily and Tree,

Remote, Marker, Yellow Face, Clock,

Pen, and Pin, Eraser and Rocky,

Teardrop, Bell, Robot Flower,

Keep winning cake and you'll get Two's Power...

Trivia[]

The full version of this song was first shown during the 2023 Crossover Experience before the release of the studio version.
This is the first TPOT song with lyrics.
The ending may be a reference to the Pokérap, a series of songs listing off the Pokémon of the first three generations of the Pokémon series of games.
Starting with "The Great Goikian Bake-Off", the intro animation has undergone some minor changes.

Gallery[]

Antony Kos - Hey Two! (Extended Cake at Stake song) Lyric Video

References[]

↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR40OeY74ok

BFDI episodes and other videos

TFI: "Crying Contest" • "Balance Beam" • "Mile Run" • "Elimination Volleyball!" • "Rope Climb" • "Dodgeball" • "Spelling Bee" • "Breath Holding Contest" • "Dice!" • "Spinner" • "Bowling 1" • "Bowling 2" • "Stack 1" • "Stack 2" • "Hurdles 1" • "Hurdles 2" • "Hurdles 3 and 'WETHFPC'" • "Jumbo"

TFS: "Mountain Climb" (unreleased)

TFP: "Balance Beam" • "Dodge Ball" • "Mountain Climb" • "Balloon Toss" • "Teams" • "Boats" • "Bridge Crossing" • "Eating" • "Pyramid" • "Pole Vaulting" • "Test Taking" • "Obstacle Course" (all unreleased)

BFDI: Take the Plunge ("Take the Plunge: Part 1" • "Take the Plunge: Part 2") • "Barriers and Pitfalls" • "Are You Smarter Than a Snowball?" • "Sweet Tooth" • "Bridge Crossing" • "Power of Three" • "Puzzling Mysteries" • "Cycle of Life" • "Insectophobe's Nightmare" • "Crybaby!" • "Lofty" • "A Leg Up in the Race" • "Don't Lose Your Marbles" • "Half a Loaf Is Better Than None" • "Vomitaco" • "Bowling, Now with Explosions!" • "The Reveal" • "Reveal Novum" • "Rescission" • "Gardening Hero" • "The Glistening" • "Don't Pierce My Flesh" • "Hurtful!" • "Insectophobe's Nightmare 2" • "Return of the Hang Glider"