How Loe Can You Grow?/Transcript

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(singing) La la LA! This is the best van song the world has ever heard! La la la! OoOooooh! Ooooooh!

WHY won't they stop singing?!

(singing) La la la! La la la, so fun-

*The radio turns on*

Oh my sugar, the radio! It's back on! So you guys don't have to sing anymore! We can listen to actual music!

*sigh* I guess.

Ruby turns on some music. The van suddenly stops.

You must stop driving over X's garden!

Yeah!

You've already trampled his aloe vera plants 73 times!

That was mean!

Seventy-three times?! We've driven over this same spot 73 TIMES?!

Yeah, we got home hours ago. I just drove in circles so we could have more sing-along time with Leafy. Wasn't it so much fun? So much bonding! And I saw in the back mirror that you, Lollipop, were having a great time, too. I mean, you were wiggling your body to the beat, and we were singing so loud that the bus-

Lollipop puts her hand on her head as she violently shudders. The camera fades out to black.

Intro.

Four and I have brought you here today for a public service announcement!

Yeah!

You need to respect my aloe vera more, and that means-

*quickly* Okay we'll respect it more. But don't we have to do Cake at Stake?

Oh! Um...

He's RIGHT, you know! The show must go on!

Oh, alright.

Cake at Stake theme.

Alright, Have Nots! You lost last time, so whichever of you got the fewest votes will leave BFB! If you’re safe, come pick up your prize from this table.

But the aloe vera! It's in the way!

Hold on Spongy, where'd your friendship bracelet go? The one I gave you?

Dramatic cue.

Anyway, first contestant safe is Firey!

*wails*

Woody.

*wails*

Flower!

*wails*

Taco.

*wails*

Loser!

*wails*

It's down to Blocky and Spongy! The two original returners.

I support you, Blocky!

I would support you, Spongy, but... *lip smack* I don't see you wearing any friendship pride.

Which contestant is safe? The last prize goes to...

*drumroll*

Good ol' Blocky!

*wails*

Oh yeah, this guy is a baller!

Aw, Spongy! I'm sad to see you go. I'll make sure your spaceship is taken good care of.

My what?

Your spaceship! The one you rode to avoid the lava apocalypse?

X! Now is when you do your snap thing!

Oh, right! *snaps fingers*

It's really important that you guys know that the spaceship isn't able to-

AAAAH!

Spongy floats off very fast.

Nice knowing you, old pal.

X! Are you actually trying to grow aloe vera?

Y-yeah!

Well, X, I should let you know aloe vera can't grow in this biome!

Huh? Why not?

Too little sun!

Oh. So that's why they're still so small!

Blocky chases Woody, trampling X's plants.

I always thought it was for a different reason.

(offscreen) Gotcha!

Blocky kicks Woody offscreen.

Oh, poor X! Well, I wanna help my co-host out! So that's this week's challenge!

Uh, I'm still super confuzzled.

You two teams shall improve the sun, so X's crops can grow better!

Hold up. Improve the sun? What the meat does that mean?

It means whatever you do to the sun that helps X's aloe vera grow, you'll win points. Do the opposite and you lose points!

Oh! Okay!

Whoever has the most points at the end wins! Go!

Guys! I remember from season 1! Spongy's spaceship might have a super-speed mode laser that we could use to fire at the sun!

Good plan! I'll help you look for it.

I, as Firey's friend, will follow too!

Woody! You wanna go in there too- wait, where's Woody?

He's still in the air after you kicked him.

Aw man, I kinda miss the little guy.

Maybe you should be a little gentler on him, then? Anyway, come on! Let's see what's inside Spongy's ship.

Okay girls, what's our plan? How do we even get to the sun?

Why must we do the sun's bidding? I say the sun comes to us!

Lolly, the universe doesn't work that way!

Well, we might not be able to reach the sun, but we can alter its rays!

What are you saying, Rubster?

After doing a flip in the air, Ruby points her pointy bit towards the garden.

I'm a lens!

Woah!

Oh my gardenia, Ruby! You're a genius!

Someone! Uh, Teardrop! Go tell Four about this!

Teardrop nods and runs over to Four.

Huh?

*in sign language* Four, Ruby used her lens form on the Aloe Vera to attract sunlight!

Uh, oh, wow! Really?

Four runs over to Ruby.

OMG, you're right! Plus one point for the Have Cots!

One of the plants begins to burn due to Ruby intensifying the sunbeams.

Mu- Minus two points for the Have Cots!

Ruby!

Woody lands in the fire and burns to ash.

Blocky, you're not going in?

Nah, imma let them handle it.

Why not? Isn't mischief, like, your thing?

Heh. Well, I used to be in the spotlight a lot. Back before your time, I had this show called-

Blocky's Funny Doings International.

Scene from The Reveal.

Hey guys! For a prank, suspend the Firey Recovery Center above a lake-

Flashback ends.

Woah woah woah. Blocky. You're a funny DOER. You DO funny things. How 'bout we DO stuff instead of sitting around and reminiscing about it?

I remember that, one time, I reminisced.

(Whilst making shadow puppets) In fact, the viewers are getting so bored I'm even making shadow puppets to entertain them!

So, you're saying I should do more funny doings?

Yes! I'm saying that you-

Struck gold! I found it.

Now press it!

Not yet. First we need a drumroll.

We do?

Yeah! *makes drumroll sound*

Loser joins in with Firey.

Oh, for petal's sake, just press it already!

Bubble?

Yo- yeah?

How do you know so much about aloe vera?

Ooh, I'd be happy to answer! It helps keep my skin hydrated so I don't pop from dryness! Choick it out!

Bubble rubs the aloe vera gel all over herself.

Oh. Well, I'm happy to hear it works for you!

What about you, pipsqueak? Why do you want to grow aloe vera? You got an answer, so now you must give an answer.

Um... umm...

X, you don't have to answer! Only do it if you're comfortable.

No, I can answer. I just gotta think about how to word it.

X whispers to Lollipop.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I see, I see! Yes, BFB 3? Oh my. Oh my! And he burned you? What a monster! Don't worry X, I'll avenge you.

Firey, Loser and Flower finish their drumroll and fire the laser into the sun, which enlarges it. They cheer.

Hooray! X's crops are growing faster!

You're right! Have Nots, that's plus five points!

The Have Nots cheer.

Uh oh.

X is burning from the heat.

AAAAAAAAHHH! SUNBURN! OWIE!!

Maybe the sun's too hot now.

You think?

X sounds like he's hurting! Maybe we should help him?

I think you guys should! And I've got just the antidote to help him!

Leafy, Bubble, Firey & Flower

Yeah, we know what to do!

Uh-

The Have Cots enter a cardboard spaceship and blast off into space.

We gotta use ice to shrink the sun!

Spongy's spaceship blasts off.

Hey guys? Where did we even find this spaceship? It's made of cardboard.

I don't know! I think a friend donated it to me.

Well, which friend?

Hmm... don't remember. Probably not important.

Hey guys! For a prank, build a really shabby rocket ship out of cardboard, give it to your enemy team, then, as they fly towards the sun, watch them burn slowly and painfully! Check it out! Three, two- huh?

The Have Nots scream as Spongy's spaceship burns up.

This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.

The Blocky's Funny Doings International logo catches on fire.

I wanted to tell them my ship isn't able to resist heat.

*screams*

Oh, hey Balloony! What are you doing here?

Wow! X's aloe vera is now taller than me! Looks like X's problems are solved.

My problems are NOT solved!

And it's all because of the Have Nots' deadly sun laser, so their team wins! The Have Cots lose, so their members will be up for elimination, and the one who gets the fewest votes to be safe will be eliminated!

Sunburn!

The credits begin.

It's up to you to pick which of the six members you wanna save the most. Who do you like? Type their letter in square brackets and comment on this video, and whoever gets the least of those votes is getting the boot!