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Before the intro[]

The episode starts off with Pencil reading a copy of How to be Dumb.

Pencil

Wow, this book is the best! [hears construction noises] Okay, what are those sounds? [rushes over to Match] Match! Do you know what those sounds are?

Match

What sounds? [hears a shatter] Oh, that?

Pencil

Yeah. [drags Match on the ground] Come on, Match, let's find out!

Match

Awww!

Pencil

[runs to the I.C.R.C.] Hey! That's the I.C.R.C.!

Match

What?

Pencil

Uh, you know, the Ice Cube Recovery Center, the place where Ice Cube is created when she dies?

Match

Wow, coolio.

Pencil

What's going on?

Match

Come take a look.

Pencil

Cool! It's Ice Cube, and she's shrinking!

Match

No, she's falling.
[Icy shatters, gets recovered and knocks down Pencil and Match]
(Intro)

After the intro[]

Coiny

Hey, Snowball. Remember how that Weird Speaker Box told us our team would be getting a new player?

Snowball

Yeah, of COURSE I remember!

Coiny

I wonder who it'll be?

Announcer

Well, Coiny, you're about to find out. Oh, and don't call me a Weird Speaker Box.

Cake at Stake[]

[Cake at Stake intro plays]

Announcer

So, the votes are in, and I gathered the 6 eliminated players here today. One of you will be joining the Squashy Grapes, who are impatiently waiting over there. The person rejoining the game gets both this cake, and this Win Token.

Coiny

Hey, that's not fair! They do worse than us by getting eliminated, and still they get a Win Token?!

Firey

Ha-ha! Stinks for you not to have a Win Token yet!

Announcer

So, there was a total of 28 votes. Luckily for all of you, you all got at least 1 vote. Woody...

Woody

Ehh??

Announcer

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you only got 1 vote. You go back to the Tiny Loser Chamber.
[Woody screams as he gets flung to the TLC]

Leafy

The TLC seems LARGER!

Announcer

I enlarged it. With 4 votes each, there is a 3-way tie for 3rd place. Pin, you're one of the members of the tie. You won't rejoin the game.

Pin

What?! That's CRAZY!
(Pin screams as she gets flung to the TLC)

Announcer

Spongy-Spongy, you too.
(Spongy gets flung to the TLC)

Announcer

Also losing is...
[transition to the final 3]

Flower

If you re-eliminate me, I'll crush you with my recently refurbished ANNOUNCER CRUSHER!!!

Announcer

Well, too bad for me. You're out.

Flower

GRRRR-
[Flower growls and is about to press the button but gets flung to the TLC then screams]

Flower

NO!

Announcer

So, it's down to Needy... [gets slapped]

Needle

Don't call me Needy!

Announcer

...and Blocky, The Stabber and The Stabbable. [gets slapped again]

Blocky

Don't call me STABBABLE!

Announcer

Now, rejoining the game on the Squashy Grapes team is...
[camera zooms in to Blocky, then Needle]

Announcer

...Blocky the Stabbable.

Blocky

YEAH! But seriously, don't call me Stabbable.

Announcer

Needle, with a measly 7 votes, you lose.

Needle

Aw, seri- [gets flung to the TLC]

Blocky

Yeah! A new team, guys!

A new stage in the game[]

Announcer

Contestants, we have reached a new stage in the Battle For Dream Island. You are the Final 15. As a reward, you'll get BFDI Posters.

Snowball

[looks at the poster] GRRRRR! I was hoping for a BETTER reward!

Announcer

Okay, Stash those away, because we gotta move on. Squishy Cherries, do you notice that you are exactly half the size of the Squashy Grapes team?

Bubble

*sarcastically* Oh, ha-ha. You know, you don't have to rub it OIN!

Announcer

Well, that means the grape team will permanently be permanently split permanently in two, permanently forming 3 teams of 5. Permanently.

Coiny

Oh my mint, are you W-ing serious?! I liked being on the LARGER team.

Announcer

Hyuk-hyuk-doy, you better believe I'm serious. Leafy and Rocky will choose the teams.

Snowball

Why them?! Why not ME?!?!

Announcer

Well, for one, they don't have archenemies. Plus, their names are 5 letters long. I like the number 5. So, Leafy, choose first.

Leafy

Ah-ha! Ice Cube, come on down! You can be my ally!

Ice Cube

Thanks for picking me! Pencil wouldn't let me into her alliance.

Pencil

That was almost a year ago, Icy. LET IT GO.

Announcer

Rocky, your turn. Rocky? Come on, Rocky, Speak up!

Tennis Ball

Don't you know? Rocky forgot how to talk in Episode 4.

Announcer

So how does he communicate?
[Rocky barfs on Tennis Ball]

Announcer

He picks TB.

Leafy

Teardrop. Kay?

Ice Cube

Wha?

Leafy

TEARDROP. Should she join or NOT?

Ice Cube

She's got to join!

Tennis Ball

We'll pick Golf Ball because she and I are a DUO!

Leafy

Okay. Out of the people left, Snowball seems the best.

Snowball

I'm the BEST out of ALL people!

Golf Ball

Coiny, Firey, or Blocky?

Tennis Ball

Coiny!

Leafy

Hmm... Blocky, or Firey? Blocky, or Firey?

Snowball

I'd say Blocky. I'm better friends with him!

Coiny

Wait. But then Firey goes to my team. And he's just so dumb!

Firey

I know you are, but what am I?

Coiny

See? You're so dumb. You don't even know what you are!
(Firey slaps Coiny)

Announcer

Name-choosing time. Leafy, Icy, TD, SB, and Blocky, choose your name.

Leafy

You know, I've been a Squashy Grape for so long, I think we should continue to be the Squashy Grapes! Sounds good?

Snowball

Uh... Yeah!

Announcer

Then that's your team name. Okay, moving on. Rocky, TB, GB, Coiny, and Firey, what's your name?

Firey

Ooh, ooh! I wanna be the Squashy Grapes, too!

Golf Ball

No, NO!
[The Squashy Grapes start jumping]

Golf Ball

The others are already the Squashy Grapes! Our name has to be ANOTHER NAME!

Announcer

So then your team is Another Name.

Golf Ball

Wait, I--

Announcer

Let's go through our current teams. Squishy Cherries, Squashy Grapes, and Another Name.

Pen

Uh, Awkward Speaker Cube? Last episode you said 2 people would be eliminated. What's that about?

Announcer

Well, during the voting period, voters will vote 2 people off the losing team. Afterward, the winning team chooses one of the 2 onto their team. Nothing happens to the middle team.

Pen

Okay, sounds good, unusual talking rectangle!

Announcer

Okay, enough talking. Let's get to it. The ninth--

Eraser

Which IIIIIIS...?!

Announcer

*awkward silence*

Eraser

*pulls a huge frown*

Contest[]

Announcer

The ninth contest is a 6-legged race. Here are ropes to tie your legs together. Go!

Snowball

[throws down the Squashy Grapes] Come on, Grapes! TIE UP! LOOK! The MUSHY BERRIES are already going!
[All Cherries are successful except Pen, who babbles incoherently banging his head on the ground. The Names tie their legs together]

Grr! (look for their rope) Ahh!

Snowball

You SLOWPOKES are taking. TOO. LONG!

Leafy

Seriously, SB, CALM DOWN! Can't you at least help?

Snowball

Oh, I'll help, ALRIGHT...!
[SB ties the Grapes together]

Snowball

Now you're all tied up. No need to thank!

Bubble

Wow, we're winning! That doesn't happen a lot!

Eraser

Yeah, sure, Bubble. Uh, guys, make sure to avoid that tree.
[Pen smacks his head on the tree]

Golf Ball

Aren't races like this great?

Tennis Ball

Yeah! And if we could walk IN SYNCHRONY,

Tennis Ball

(furiously) IT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER!!!
[Firey and Coiny slap each other until Rocky barfs on Coiny]

Coiny

Hey, it slimed me!
[Tennis Ball sighs, and Snowball strains himself trying to pull the Grapes tied in a ball]

Leafy

Wouldn't it be easier to--

Snowball

Shu...SHUT IT! [continues straining himself]

Bubble

This... This is amoizing! I mean, for so long... [continues talking]

Tennis Ball

If we're quiet, they won't notice we're ahead.

Firey

WE'RE AHEAD?!

Coiny

Quiet, you!

Firey

Well, YOU'RE not so quiet!

Tennis Ball

[gasps] It's a TIGHTROPE!

Firey

Ehh, I- I have a fear of heights...

Firey

(screams)

Bubble

Huh? Ah! The Names are ahead! We have to catch up!

Coiny

They spotted us! Go! GO!!

Bubble

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, HURRY UP, HURRY UP!!!

Tennis Ball

The finish! It's right there!

Rocky

Bulleh!
Rocky barfs, putting his team in 2nd place and they slip

Another Name, except Rocky
Whoaaa...! Oof!

Pencil

Yoy! [presses the finish button]

Announcer

Yay. Squishy Cherries, you're team number winner. You'll be expecting a new player next episode.
[Another Name presses button, too]

Announcer

Team Another Name, you're team number middle. You don't win or lose, but that means Ice Cube's team, the Squashy Grapes, falls into last place. They are the losers. So voters, choose just one of the following people to vote off: Ice Cube, or those other 4. the 2 most voted people will leave the Squashy Grapes. One of them will be chosen into the Squishy Cherries.

Epilogue[]

Snowball strains himself

Snowball

So tired...
Snowball falls asleep at the tightrope

[1]

Leafy

You know, when you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
[Episode ends]

Deleted line[]

The deleted part is shown in bold.

Announcer

The ninth contest is a 6-legged race. Here are ropes to tie your legs together. Follow the arrows. Go!
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers