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Cold open[]

The episode begins with Needle fumigating the So-Ha Fashion Store.

Flower

Done fumigating my store, Needle?

Needle

Not yet!

Flower

You're taking too much time! HURRY UP!

Needle

Acting like she's the boss around here... I'll show Flower who's REALLY the boss.

Flower

And remember, every bug must be dead before Tuesday's re-opening!
Needle puts a Bug in a box under Flower's pillow.

Tennis Ball

Gotta get my team members back!
Tennis Ball writes Golf Ball's name on a piece of paper, then puts it over his own name on the Tennis Ball Recovery Center.

Tennis Ball and Golf Ball

Yay, ball power!
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball hi-five with their feet. Tennis Ball then does the same trick to recover Fries.

Fries

Huh, I'm back? Wait - they say this backpack gets rid of pests, huh? Then let it do its thing!
Fries begins fumigating in Flower's direction.

Flower

ACK! *cough* STOP!

Fries

Be a better host and I'll stop.

Flower

Oh right! I have to host...
Flower runs out of the store, closing the door behind her. Meanwhile, Fries continues to fly around the shop using the Bug Fumigator Backpack.

Fries

Hahahaha! Take this!
Intro.

After the intro[]

Pencube

1, 2, 3, 4, who do we not adore...

Ruby

They say if you play Spongy Cake well enough, your fairy godmother will appear in a cloud of smoke!

Pencil

Wow Icy, let's play the best Spongy Cake EVER!

Ice Cube

Yeah!
The two continue to clap, but the speed is faster than normal.

Ruby

*gasp* It's the cloud of smoke! Keep going, girls!
Pencil and Ice cube play faster and more intensely.

Ruby

There's a little divot in this cloud of mine. That means this episode features a cave in ma' cloud!
Pencil and Ice cube play even faster. Ruby then hugs the shrouded figure in the fumigation cloud.

Ruby

HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER!!!
The clouds part to reveal Flower, now wearing a deformed version of Jack's hair, which is Flower's wig.

Ruby

AAH!

Flower

YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION!

Cake at Stake[]

Cake at Stake intro plays, but TV gives up.

TVOld

I ain't givin' up...
I ain't givin' up...
I think I'm gonna... give up.
End of TV and Lewis' Cake at Stake intro.

Flower

Welcome to Cake at Stake, Less-Restrained Less-Dumb!

Book

Can we change our name back to FreeSmart? This LRLD thing is silly.

Flower

Sure.
The team name is reverted back to FreeSmart.

Flower

Anyway, I've locked the door shut because why would you ever want to be anywhere else? FreeSmart lost the petal-ripping challenge, even though they gave me this BEAUTIFUL hairdo!

Pencil

That hair - [about to vomit]! - is now disgusting! [About to vomit]!

Flower

But you guys told me it looked BEAUTIFUL!
Flower pushes Pencil's barf back into her.

Bomby

Okay, but who won the prize?
Flower presses buttons on a cash register, revealing the prize votes.

Flower

Ruby.

Ruby

Yay! Let's see what my prize is!
Ruby spins the wheel, landing on "Shrink a contestant of your choice".

Ruby

Shrink a contestant of my choice? Oh Book, who should I pick?

Book

Whoever likes FreeSmart the least, I guess?

Ruby

Good idea!
Ruby begins to ask everyone if they like FreeSmart.

Ruby

Coiny! Do you like FreeSmart?

Coiny

Yes.

Ruby

Bomby?

Bomby

Yes.

Ruby

Nickel?

Nickel

Yes!

Ruby

Needle?

Needle

Yes!

Ruby

Fries?

Fries

Yes.

Ruby

Tennis Ball?

Tennis Ball

Uh, well...
Ruby aims the shrink ray at Tennis Ball's face.

Tennis Ball

YES! YES!

Ruby

Golf Ball?

Golf Ball

Lying is necessary to avoid punishment. So yes.

Ruby

Glad to hear it! ...And Pin?
Yet again, Pin is unresponsive to the question due to the removal of her face last episode.

Ruby

Pin! Hello?! DO. YOU. LIKE. FREESMART?!! ANSWER!!!!!
Pin doesn't respond due to having no face.

Ruby

THAT'S IT! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
Ruby shoots Pin with the shrink ray, shrinking her.

Golf Ball

Horrifying. Anyway, TB, I just read your research paper on Yoylite and it was fascinating!

Tennis Ball

Wow! Thanks, Golfie!

Flower

Shush! If you're safe, you'll get a LUSCIOUS So-Ha outfit. If you're eliminated, you'll be flung to the WTF! Let's show the votes!
The votes are displayed on a TV. Ice Cube is eliminated with 28,362 dislikes.

Flower

HAHA! Icy's out! Don't you regret calling me ugly 6 times last episode?

Ice Cube

No, you're still ugly and you'll always BE ugly! And to the voters, I WANT REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee...
Ice Cube is flung to the WTF.

Tennis Ball

Now that it's Final 11, we've reached the halfway point of the season!

Golf Ball

Wonderful!
Cuts back to Ice Cube, who is still flying to the WTF.

Ice Cube

Aieeee-!
Ice Cube lands safely in the WTF, having landed on Gelatin.

Gelatin

Hey there, Icy! We headphone-wearers gotta stick together!

Ice Cube

Yeah!
Cuts back to the contestants in the store.

Team switching[]

Book

Oh my word, how could innocent Ice Cube leave us so soon?

Pencil

That is tragic... but I say we REPLACE HER!

Ruby

Hooray!
Ruby takes Tennis Ball's used Swap Token and waves it around.

Ruby

Wuh wuh wuh!

Tennis Ball

It's all sucked dry, Ruby.

Ruby

Aw, really? Godmother! Fix my Swap Token pleeeaaase!

Flower

Ugh, you're so-
Needle runs towards Flower. She stops, ready to slap her.

Flower

...high-need!

Needle

Hmmmm.... I've got my ears on you...
Flower magically restores the Swap Token's usability. Ruby is in awe of her magic.

Ruby

Yay! Who wants to swap?

Nickel

Ooh, pick me, pick me!

Pencil

Eugh! I'd rather pick- that thing with the nickname.
Needle is brought over to FreeSmart, then slaps Pencil.

Needle

Don't imply me Needy! But sure!

Book

Welcome to the team, I guess?

Golf Ball

What a fool she is!

Flower

So anybody else wanna switch?

Fries

Me!
The team Fries is reformed.

Flower

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BEAUTY CONTEST! I WIN!

Spongy

Wait, didn't you mean to say...I won? Because....I'm beautiful?

Flower

Spongy, what are you doing here? I thought you were eliminated!

Spongy

The scooper wasn't strong enough to throw me.

Flower

No excuses!
The Sender Scoop Thrower launches Spongy with more force this time. He crashes through the roof before plummeting back to the ground.

Flower

OH NOOOOOO-
Spongy lands on Flower, crushing her to death.

Golf Ball

Oh great, Spongy! Now you have killed a SECOND host!

Spongy

Buh!

Tennis Ball

Look, it's Flower's cellphone!

Golf Ball

Brilliant. I will call her most recent contact!
Golf Ball uses Flower's cellphone to call her most recent contact.

Golf Ball

Hey contact! COME HOST NOW!

Tennis Ball

Wait... Golf Ball... look!
Phone screen: "Top haters: Bug"

Golf Ball

Silly Tennis Ball, a "bug" is just a technical glitch! Flower needs to update her phone.
A bunch of bugs come out of Flower's bed and go downstairs.

Everyone
AAAAAAH!

Bomby

Let us out, let us out!
Bomby is swarmed by the bugs, before being brought to the challenge wheel.

Bomby

AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH... Wait, huh? What's happening right now?

Bugs

Eugh ewah eewugh wei.

Bomby

Oh, you bugs are the HOST now? That's wonderful!

Nickel

Bomby, you speak Bug-ese? I never would've guessed... EWAAHHHHHHPHPHPH!!
A bunch of bugs crawl into Nickel's mouth, making him repeat the phrase as they speak.

Bomby

See, Nickel? Bug-ese isn't so hard, you're picking it up so fast!

Bugs

Eugh ewah eewugh wei!!!

Bomby

Right, right!

Challenge[]

Bomby spins the challenge wheel, landing on "Bug-Filled Dodgeball Insanity".

Nickel

Poo! Bug-Filled Dodgeball Insanity? I love that game!
The bugs Nickel spat out hit Book, poisoning her.

Book

Oof!
The screen shows the contestants' icons. Once panned, it reads out the rules.

Nickel

But how do we win?

Needle

I guess the last team alive will be immune from elimination?
The icons disappear from the TV and appear on the top-left side of the screen, along with Spongy's on the opposite side.

Coiny

That sounds about right - EVERYONE GO FOR FRIES!!!
Everybody targets Fries with bunches of bugs.

Fries

Oof! Hup! Eugh! Huff! Eeeek! Uh! Uh, this isn't because I'm a solo team, is it?

Golf Ball

It is! Now take THIS!
Golf Ball launches a bunch of bugs through a clothes rack. Everyone jumps over it.

Tennis Ball

Wait! The other teams are defenseless too!
Tennis Ball launches three bug groups at FreeSmart, who block them with various items. Ruby puts on the sweater she was holding that protected her, which has a splattered bug on it.

Ruby

How do I look?

Pencil

Honestly, better than before.

Bomby

This is what you get for forcing me to dig twice!
Bomby throws a group of bugs at Fries.

Fries

When you bite the fry, the fry bites back!
Fries bats a group of bugs at Bomby. He ducks, and it instead hits Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

I'm hit! How much time do I have left, Golfie?

Golf Ball

Poison hits the brain stem in three seconds!
Tennis Ball dies from the bug poison.

Golf Ball

Oh, how devastating! In commemoration, let's all recall our favorite things about Tennis Ball!
Tennis Ball is recovered by his recovery center.

Tennis Ball

Yes, LET'S! So glad Flower agreed to install this.

Fries

Grr!

Tennis Ball

Ooh, are you JEALOUS you don't have your own recovery center in this store? Well, take a look at THIS scandalous photo I caught last month! What were you two doing in the woods together, huh?
Silence. Nickel then walks past them.

Nickel

Wait, is that...Jack and Jelly Fries?
Rimshot plays.

Fries

Haha, what a comedian you are! You should message the emperor.
The screen pans to an intense bug fight within the contestants. It lasts for a few seconds until Nickel dodges a bug. This is when the screen pans to him and Pin.

Nickel

Oh no, I need to take cover! Uhhh... in there!
Nickel uses Pin to rip open the door of the Tennis Ball Recovery Center, then goes inside.

Nickel

Phew, I'm safe in here!

Tennis Ball

Hey, that's MY territory!
Tennis Ball vacuums a bunch of bugs, then shoots them back out into the recovery center.

Nickel

AAAAAH!
Nickel is poisoned to death. The recovery center begins to swell due to the amount of bugs being put inside.

Bomby

Guys! It's gonna explode!

Coiny

You'd be the expert in that, wouldn't you?

Bomby

*slaps Coiny* Rude!

Ruby

FreeSmart members! Take cover behind Spongy!
Needle is stopped from going behind by Pencil.

Pencil

Needle, you may be on our team, but this shelter's for FreeSmart members only! You're just an alternate's alternate. You can be promoted to "Member" through an act of- sacrifice!

Needle

Aw, seriously? Wait! My keys!
Needle unlocks the door to the store, then kicks it open.

Needle

News flash to Flower: we're free, so ha!
Everybody runs out of the store before the TBRC explodes, causing the fumigator to launch out of the store.

Everyone
Yeah!

Bomby

Anyway.... back to flinging bugs at Fries!

Fries

Hup! Hooah! Huff!

Golf Ball

It's too chaotic here. DEAR ALL TEAM NO-NAME MEMBERS!

Tennis Ball

You can just say "Tennis Ball".

Golf Ball

If we want to avoid dying from poison, we must collect anti-poison!

Tennis Ball

Ooh, so the queen bug has scales that are coated in anti-poison. We should kill her!

Golf Ball

To the bug hive we go!

Needle

They're trying to run away! Get them!
Montage of FreeSmart chasing Team No-Name through various environments.
Cut to a psychedelic backdrop representing Coiny and Pin's thoughts (The Dream World).

Coiny

Huh? What's going on here? Am I dead?

Pin

You know I don't deserve this, Coiny.

Coiny

Pin! You can still talk! I haven't heard-

Pin

You know it's unfair what they did to me.

Coiny

Yes. You're right. I don't know why they enjoy making such a mockery of you.

Pin

They control this entire game, you know. They are always the ones pulling the strings.

Coiny

Who? ...Okay, yeah, I know who.
Cuts back to the normal world at the grasslands

Needle

I should get to know my new team! Ruby, what musicians do you like?

Ruby

Hmm, I'm not really a fan of music at all, TBH.

Pencil

Wait, they're going to the bug hive? WHY?

Needle

It had to do something with anti-poison.

Pencil

Good to know!

Ruby

STOP!
Ruby drags the rest of the FreeSmarters in a nearby bush.

Ruby

SSHH!

Golf Ball

Remember, Tennis Ball. Normal bugs have 7-8 dots, but the queen bug has 15. SHE'S the one we want.

Tennis Ball

Got it!

Pencil

Sshhh!
Everyone enters the bug hive.

Golf Ball

Lots of bugs. Get counting, Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

Yes, ma'am! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, no. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, no. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, no!

Pencil

Well, since we're here, we might as well look for the queen too. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, no. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, no.

Ruby

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, no. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, no.

Needle

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, no.
Needle throws the bug into what appears to be a pitcher plant with water in it. She hears the splash and sees bugs swimming inside.

Needle

Hey FreeSmarters, I'm gonna check these underwater bugs!

Pencil

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - sure thing Needle! 6, 7, 8, 9... nope.
Needle jumps into the water.

Needle

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, no. *deep breath* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, no.

Ruby

1 ,2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - WAIT! Where does that hallway lead?
Ruby walks through the hallway and arrives in a crystal cave.

Ruby

No way, it's my sisters Sapphire, Emerald, Turquoise, Amethyst, Obsidian, Diamond, Amber, Variscite, Ivory, Jade, Feldspar, Jasper, Gold, Opal, Axinite, Pyrite, Coral, Topaz, Benitoite, Glass, Garnet, Aquamarine, Iolite, Dioptase, Fluorite, Pearl, Hematite, Quartz, Malachite, Peridot, Lapis Lazuli, Kornerupine, Chrysoberyl, Ammolite and Poo! Bring it in!
Ruby's sisters back away from her.

Ruby

Wha, what's wrong?

Sapphire

You crushed our dreams to be on BFDI! I'll never forgive you for that.

Ruby

What do you mean?

Emerald

You don't remember? Back when we all lived together, and the Announcer went around Goiky searching for new contestants?
Flashback begins.

Ruby's sisters

Please please please can WE join the game please please?

Announcer

Only one applicant for now, please please.
Ruby's sisters continue to beg, while Ruby herself eats a bunch of gumdrops. This gives her a sugar rush and she cuts ahead of all of her sisters.

Ruby

Please please please can I join the game please please?
Flashback ends.

Diamond

We all wanted to compete together, but YOU just had to be the star of the show.

Ruby

But aren't YOU the star of the show, Diamond? Didn't you go to Gem School?

Diamond

EVERYONE went to gem school, poo brain.

Poo

Hey! I was the valedictorian!
Poo reveals her valedictorian certificate to Ruby.

Ruby

Wait, but...
Cut back to No More Snow!

Book

Gem school is only for diamonds, don't you know?
Flashback ends.

Diamond

So WE all went to school, but YOU were just getting so cocky because you were cast for BFDI. So, I just had to humble you. There's a thing called lying.
Ruby's sisters laugh while she looks humiliated

Diamond

Which is justified to people who robbed you of your dreams!
Cut to WOAH Bunch chasing Fries. The latter reaches the edge of Evil Canyon.

Fries

Wah!

Bomby

Out of room and out of luck, aren't you?

Fries

Ummm....

Coiny

Imagine it, Bomby, these bug's stingers lodging deep into Fries's potato-y flesh!

Bomby

Ohoho, it's gonna be so satisfying seeing him dying and falling into the Evil Canyon!
Fries catches the fumigator and inflates its backpack with his breath. It starts to fly him over the canyon.

Fries

Ha-ha!

Coiny

No, he's flying away!

Fries

Ha-ha!

Coiny

I think we're out of luck.

Bomby

We're not! Throw Pin at the backpack!

Coiny

*gasp* I could never!
Pans to a close-up of Coiny holding Pin.

Coiny

We WOAH-Bunchers have to stick together!

Bomby

Grrr! We gotta do it, or we'll lose Fries!
Bomby throws Pin, popping the backpack. Fries falls into a building, while Pin sinks into a puddle of mud. Fries then lands on a chair in a theatre.

Fries

What the? Where am I?

Ace of Spades
Sshh! The music is about to start!

Go Sign
So rude!

Coiny

Nice shot, Bomby!

Bomby

Thanks!
Evil Leafy appears behind the two.

PurpleBombyCoiny

AAAAAAAH!
Bomby and Coiny throw bugs at Evil Leafy, but she eats all that they throw at her.

Coiny

We're out of bugs!

Bomby

It's over for us, Coiny!
Coiny notices and grabs Needle's icon off the screen and sees it's dripping water.

Coiny

We gotta jump!

Bomby

No way am I doing that!
Evil Leafy teleports on top of Bomby.

Coiny

Suit yourself!
Coiny jumps down into Evil Canyon. Evil Leafy sinks into Bomby, killing him. The water from Needle's icon floods over the spikes, allowing Coiny a safe landing.

Coiny

Phew, MLG Water Icon saves me again!
Coiny puts Needle's icon back in its place. Cut to Team No-Name.

Tennis Ball

...12, 13, 14, 15! Oh my sport! I found the queen bug, Golf Ball!

Golf Ball

Splendid. And using your research paper, I built a straw out of Yoylite to extract her anti-poison. Start sucking!

Tennis Ball

Okay.....
Tennis Ball impales the straw into the queen bug and begins drinking the anti-poison loudly.

Golf Ball

Quiet, TB! If you're too loud, it'll provoke them!
Tennis Ball continues, only quieter.

Pencil

Find any queens in the water, Needle?

Needle

Nope...

Golf Ball

Remember to stay away from heat, Tennis Ball - high temperatures will denature the anti-poison.

Pencil

Wait - did you hear that? Jot that down!

Needle

Yes, yes!
Needle writes that down in a notepad.

Pencil

But, um, where's Ruby?
The camera cuts back to Ruby and her sisters in the cave.

Ruby

So why did you guys decide to live here?

Peridot

Well, once the viewers saw us as failed BFDI rejects, we just wanted to avoid the cameras.

Lapis Lazuli

Yeah, see, no cameramen dare step inside this hive!

Ruby

...What cameramen?

Lapis Lazuli

OH!

Opal

Wait yeah, I haven't seen any?

Fluorite

...Why are we trapping ourselves in here anyway!?

Iolite

Yeah, I want to compete just like Ruby!

Ruby

I mean, I'm hearing what you're saying, but what do you want ME to do about it?
The sisters all stand in front of Ruby, in greed.

Ruby's sisters

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!
Poo substitutes for Ruby.

Pencil

Oh! Ruby, you're looking a little... browner... than usual.

Poo

What? Nooo, that's just the hive's lighting!

Pencil

Isn't Ruby looking a little... brown to you, Needy?

Needle

*slaps Pencil* Don't call me Needy!
The noise from Needle's slap agitates the bugs.

Golf Ball

They've been awoken! RUN, TB!
Tennis Ball and Golf Ball run off with the anti-poison. Pencil is immediately swarmed by the bugs and killed, as Needle and Topaz run off. Cut back to the psychedelic backdrop.

Pin

Coiny, things have to change. We need to stand up for ourselves. We're getting pummeled!

Coiny

True, and I'd love to help, but I don't know if I can.

Pin

It's not about whether you CAN or not. It's about whether you CARE or not.

Coiny

Yes, of course I care! It's awful seeing a friend stripped of everything she owns.

Pin

Thank you, for acknowledging me.

Coiny

...But I just don't know what plan to take!

Pin

Oh, don't you worry, Coiny. I have a plan for us. I have a plan alright.
Cut to Golf Ball and Tennis Ball outside of the hive.

Golf Ball

With this powerful antipoison, we can attack Fries with no danger to ourselves!

Tennis Ball

The Fries Detector says Fries is.... THAT way!
Montage of Needle and several of Ruby's sisters following Tennis Ball and Golf Ball through different environments.

Tennis Ball

Hmm, maybe we should test the antipoison to know if it works!

Golf Ball

Good idea!
Golf Ball injects the anti-poison into Book, resurrecting her.

Book

Wha? *eats the recommended character Rice* Where am I?

Golf Ball

It works!
Golf Ball immediately poisons Book with a bug.

Golf Ball

Back to finding Fries!
Second montage of Needle and several of Ruby's sisters following Tennis Ball and Golf Ball through different environments with their final stop being the auditorium.

Golf Ball

Oh Friiieeeess! Your end is near!
Tennis Ball notices the Pan Flute poster.

Tennis Ball

No way! Pan Flute is conducting his Adventurous Overture today? Oh, I've always wanted to-

Golf Ball

Don't get distracted, TB! We're here for Fries.

Tennis Ball

Right, right. I'm a tater hater! They must be out of their minds!
They both enter the auditorium.

Golf Ball

I'm so excited to finally kill off that traitor, he should've-

Audience
SSSHHH! SO RUDE!

Pan Flute

Ladies and gentlemen! I am Pan Flute, and welcome to this live performance of my piece, "Call to Adventure!"
The audience claps as the orchestral song begins. Golf Ball gasps when she sees Fries and slingshots a bug towards him.

Fries

Augh!

Ace of Spades
SSHH!!
The bug lays eggs as it flies through the air, which hatch in a French Horn.

Report Card

AAAAH!!! THERE'S BUGS EVERYWHERE!

Audience
SSHH!!! So rude!
Report Card is poisoned by a bug. Golf Ball launches another bug, which lays eggs behind the violins, poisoning them.

Pan Flute

Why are the violinists so quiet? Louder, louder!
Short cut to the violins poisoned.

Audience
SSHH!!! So rude!

Fries

Ha! Found you!

Golf Ball

GRRR! Fire, Tennis Ball!
Fries throws a launched bug back at Golf Ball, poisoning her. Tennis Ball uses the anti-poison, causing her to revive and eat a pink circle.

Fries

What?! No fair!
Cycle of poisoning and anti-poisoning to the beat. Cut back to Evil Canyon, with Coiny climbing back up to the cliff.

Coiny

I'm...*panting*...gonna see what they're up to!

Emerald

The balls went in there!

Needle

Wait... Ruby, why are you green?

Amethyst

I'm not green.

Needle

Also, why is Spongy's icon there? He's not a contestant!
Needle pushes Spongy's icon offscreen, while it makes a whining noise.

Aquamarine

There's no time for nitpicking,

Gold

Let's go in!
Coiny follows them inside. Evil Leafy also follows Coiny.

Tennis Ball

I quickly built a trebuchet!

Golf Ball

Wonderful! Fries, it's OVER for you.
Golf Ball uses the trebuchet to launch bugs at Fries.

Fries

Oof! Whoa! Aah! Ooh!
The audience screams.

Pan Flute

Do I hear cheering from the audience!? They love it! Louder, woodwinds!
The bugs poison the woodwind section.

Pan Flute

Louder, drums!
The bugs poison the drums.

Pan Flute

Louder, horns!
The bugs poison the brass section.

Pan Flute

Does "louder" now mean "stop playing"? I'm so confused.
Golf Ball uses the catapult again to throw bugs. Fries then does the Dodging pattern, but fails midway through and is poisoned.

Aquamarine

Holy moly, Pan Flute is on stage right now? I'm a HUGE fan of all of his royalty-free music!

Needle

Huh? Something feels... off to me.

Variscite

It's probably because of all these BUGS EVERYWHERE!
Camera changes its view to pan to a larger viewing of the auditorium with bugs everywhere and all the recommended characters being poisoned.

Needle

And THAT must be Tennis Ball's antipoison stash!
Needle rubs her hands together by the anti-poison syringes.

Gold

What are you doing, Needlington?

Needle

It denatures the antipoison! I learned this in the hive!

Golf Ball

Well, well, well! If it isn't Team Tray-tors!

Pearl

If it isn't Team BALLS!
Needle is disappointed and Tennis Ball frowns.

Tennis Ball

We exterminated Fries, and it looks like you're next!

Needle

Golf Ball, you are a tyrant, and it's time for you to PAY!
Needle throws a bug. Golf Ball steps out of the way and it poisons Tennis Ball instead.

Golf Ball

Pay? Hahaha! You must not know our secret sauce!
Golf Ball tries to resurrect Tennis Ball with the anti-poison, but fails due to the anti-poison being denatured.

Golf Ball

Huh? What's going on? Wake up, Tennis Ball, I need you!

Needle

What a fool she is!

Sapphire

And now it's time for you to go!

Golf Ball

Wait, no-no-no-no-no-NO-NO-NO!
Fluorite poisons Golf Ball with a bug.

Needle and Ivory

Hooray!!
Cut back to the psychedelic backdrop.

Coiny

So...you said you had a plan?

Pin

Yes.

Coiny

Let's hear it.

Pin

You see, I have lost my limbs. My face. My size! I deserve to get these back.

Coiny

Amen, Pinster. I'm with you.

Pin

But that's near impossible with the amount of power they hold.

Coiny

You think so?

Pin

NEAR impossible. Emphasis on the word 'NEAR'.

Coiny

Elaborate, I'm curious.
Back to the auditorium, where Coiny meets Needle and the gem.

Aquamarine

Coiny!!

Coiny

Needle! Ruby!... But... blue....? what the...?

Amethyst

This town, *smack* ain't big enough for the two of us.

Diamond

Prepare for your doom!
Diamond throws a bug at Coiny, who dodges it.

Coral

Coiny dodged it? *cries* Waaaaaaah! Waaaaah!

Peanut Butter
This girl is disrupting our musical experience!

Two Metal Balls
UGH, SO RUDE!

Green Cube
RESTRAIN HER!
The recommended characters grab Dioptase's limbs.

Dioptase

Ack! Needle, it's up to you now to save FreeSmart!

Pyrite

SAVE FREESMARRRrrrrmmmm....

Needle

Will do!

Coiny

Will DON'T! Needle, come on, you're a WOAH Buncher through and through. You've been with us for 9 episodes!

Needle

Oh! Um, well...

Hematite

Mmm! MmmmmMMMMM!
(Needle! Kill Coiny!)

Coiny

Kill Ruby! What could FREESMART ever offer you? Huh?

Needle

Well, about that...
Cut back to earlier in the episode.

Pencil

You can be promoted to "Member" through an act of...
Flashback ends.

Needle

...sacrifice...
Sorry, Coiny. I'm a FreeSmarter now.
Needle poisons Coiny.

Peridot

Mmmmmm!!!
(Yay!)
Evil Leafy loudly teleports into the auditorium.

Recommended characters
SSH!! SO RUDE!
The recommended characters cover Evil Leafy's mouth and let the gem go.

Ammolite

Thanks for saving me, Needle! You have been upgraded to FreeSmart MEMBER!

Bugs

Ewere Awahhwe weiowei wetioewo.
(Ruby and Needle win for their team.)

Variscite

What's that?

Bugs

Ewerioew wetuioe ewtuioet.
(FreeSmart wins the challenge!)

Needle and Diamond

HOORAY! WE WON THE CHALLENGE!

Amethyst

I guess we did "take out the trash", huh?

Needle

Yeah - um - Coiny's not trash...
Evil Leafy teleports out of the recommended characters' restraint. They scream and run away.

Voting[]

Bugs

(translated) "Rate the videos of WOAH Bunch, Team No-Name and Fries! The most liked gets a prize, the most disliked leaves the show. See you in BFDIA 13!

Pan Flute

And that's "Call to Adventure"! What did you guys think?
Cut to the dead audience.

Pan Flute

Well, none of the people in the audience said they DIDN'T like it! What a smash hit!
Suddenly, Evil Leafy teleports at the top of Pan Flute.

Pan Flute

Even Evil Leafy liked it!

Evil Leafy

*Staring the viewers as dark vines grows*

Credits[]

Cary Huang

(in Tennis Ball's voice) Hi everyone! Hope you enjoyed BFDIA 12. We're excited to announce that we're collaborating with the one and only Kevin MacLeod on a vinyl. This green-and-blue record holds 12 pieces from BFDI that Kevin MacLeod has produced over the years. These will be up for sale in the near future, so be on the lookout!

Stinger[]

The dream-world backdrop appears for the last time in the episode for the stinger, this time with Pin's voice being a bit distorted.

Pin

As I was saying, getting my whole body back is NEAR impossible. But not ENTIRELY.

Coiny

Yeah?

Pin

There's one place where I can be my whole self again!

Coiny

And where's that?

Pin

It's far, far away. But to get there, we will have to get...
Screen gradually gets brighter until it turns into pitch black.

Pin

(text-to-speech voice) ......compacted.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31Last One Standing

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers