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We've got 17 contestants.
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Hi!
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How's it going?
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Hey there.
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Hi!
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...said Pin.
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Hi!
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How's it flowing?
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Hey there!
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Hi!
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...said Gelatin.
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Hi!
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How's it snowing?
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Hey there!
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Hi.
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...said the balls.
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Hi!
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How's it sewing?
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Hey there!
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Hi!
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𝔦'҉𝔪 𝔦n҉ y҉𝔬u҉𝔯 𝔴a҉𝔩l҉𝔰.҉..҉
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And they're on three teams.
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W.O.A.H. Bunch
We're the W.O.A.H. Bunch!
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FreeSmart
We're FreeSmart!
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And, um, I guess we're still Team No-Name?
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Lame!
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And one grand prize: Dream Island! Who will be eliminated, and who will win the Battle for Dream Island Again? Only the viewers can decide!
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Speaker Box, why did you make such a fancy intro?
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Budget surplus.
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Oh, we've got more money now? How?
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Pan to Coiny and Nickel stacked onto one another with money spewing out of them.
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Definitely not illegal money laundering.
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I believe it.
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It was my friend Lewis, who just won the lottery.
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Woah! Congrats, Lewis! Hey, TV, now that we're rich, you must be able to produce a nicer Cake at Stake song, right?
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*displays "Why of course I can!" on screen*
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Then let's hear it!
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TV slides over to a piano and slams his face on the keys, destroying the piano.
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That was absolutely horrendous, TV!
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Now, come on, Fries. All musicians deserve a second chance.
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Give up, TV!
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(Plays a clip from Cake Defense by The Yogscast) I ain't givin' up! I ain't givin' up! There's cake at stake, Lewis!
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You didn't even make that, TV!
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Bad music, and now stealing?! That is unacceptable! Send him to the Tiny Loser Chamber, FSB.
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But he's not even a contestant!
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You wanna go to the TLC, too?!
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Oh my Firey, no?
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Then do it.
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Okay.
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Golf Ball and Fries
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Goodbye, TV.
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(While dancing on the broken piano) I can still save this!
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No TV, you can't.
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Save me!
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TV is flung to the Tiny Loser Chamber.
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AAAAAA—
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*snatch* TV extends his leg and steals the key to the TLC just before falling in.
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Team No-Name
Yeah!
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Glad that's over with.
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Intro.
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Welcome to Day 20 of our video diary! Hey, Bubbleface! Check out the beautiful Yoy-rora b-oyle-alis behind me!
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Yeah!
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A meteor flies towards Ruby, who catches it.
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Woah! And I just caught a shooting star!
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Technically, not a star, but a meteoroid.
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Oh, Matchy, remember how you used to always wish upon one of these that we'd win Dream Island? Haha! Good times.
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Ice Cube licks the meteoroid. Ruby smacks her away.
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No, Ice Cube! I know you like rock candy, but this shooting star isn't food.
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Aww! But I like the salty taste!
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Now that TV's gone, I gotta go meet with W.O.A.H. Bunch.
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Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch, still trying to avoid Evil Leafy.
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W.O.A.H. Bunch! Oh, W.O.A.H. Bunch? Aw man, you can't hear me, huh?
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Firey Speaker Box freezes Evil Leafy with a syringe, who falls into the flooded building.
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Thanks for saving us, FSB!
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Yeah! The last three weeks of this has been exhausting!
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No need to thank! Anyway, your team failed to find a cozy enough bedroom to sleep in last time, so you lost and are up for elimination!
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Can we do our Cake at Stake at the Cake at Stake arena?
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Let's just do it here! This is our new home, after all!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Now let's get Coiny and Nickel over here!
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Needle uses a magnet to do so.
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Let's see how many votes we received.
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Vote counter stops at 69,548 votes.
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If only it were 128 lower.
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Wait, that doesn't seem right.
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The vote counter expands to include a sixth digit, showing that 269,548 votes were cast.
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Ah, there we go. It was the first time that digit was used, and the first time that digit was used, and the sixth time that digit was used, and the eighteenth time that digit was used, and the 27th time that digit was used, and the 24th time that digit was used. We weren't sure if they would work.
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Well, good thing it worked, then!
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First, let's see who got the most likes from viewers, and will win a prize!
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Firey Speaker Box begins drawing the like graph on a wall, using chalk.
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Gah! Why are you drawing on the wall?
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Cause TV's gone, so this is the best that we've got. Anyway, voters picked... Bomby to win the prize!
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Hooray! Thanks, voters!
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Spin the wheel, Bomby!
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Bomby spins the prize wheel. It lands on "Get painted".
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Ooh, I've always wanted to be a color other than grey!
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Alright, Bomby, spin the color wheel to pick your hue!
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Bomby spins the color wheel, which lands on purple. Firey Speaker Box pours purple paint onto him.
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Enjoy!
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Yay! I love being purple!
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Aww, you look like a cute little yoyleberry!
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Grr! Don't say that!
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Huh?
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Flashback to Insectophobe's Nightmare 2.
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You do not know anything! You're PURPLE!
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End of flashback.
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Ee-yew!
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On to the elimination. The viewers have cast their ballots. If you didn't get the most votes, you're safe and you'll get a slice of asbestos cake!
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That's my third-favorite flavor!
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If you did get the most votes, you leave the game. The first contestants safe are my money makers- I mean my friends, Nickel and Coiny.
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Hooray!
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Hooray but with arms!
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And Pin right between them.
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The cake slice hits Pin and falls in the water.
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No! My precious cake is wet!
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Bomby and Needle, despite you two losing your one-on-one battles, you two are also safe.
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Awesome!
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Wonderful!
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So now we're down to Yellow Face, Rocky, and Spongy to be eliminated; an armless person will be going home.
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Oh no, I'm scared!
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Well, Yellow Face doesn't have to be, because he's safe at barely over 10,000 dislikes.
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That's 10,000 people not getting my family discount!
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Rocky, why don't you go rock out inside the TLC?
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Aww! Goodbye, my frisbee partner!
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Rocky is flung to the TLC.
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Spongy, with only 13,000 votes to Rocky's 20,000, you have been spared.
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I guess that's fine.
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The cake slice lands in Spongy's mouth, which he eats immediately.
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Cut to Rocky, who bounces off the closed lid of the LOL.
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That's not good! Shouldn't he go in?
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Eh, he should! Open sesame!
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Firey Speaker Box tries to open the LOL with a grappling hook but fails to do so.
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Oh my Firey! It's locked, and TV took the key!
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Cut to TV inside the TLC with the key.
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Oh well! No big deal.
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Yes big deal, pinhead! If we can't put the eliminated contestants in the TLC, where are they gonna go?
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Exactly! Eliminated contestants must be transported to their proper place of punishment!
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Whatever! I'm just gonna spin the wheel and choose the next contest.
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Fries spins the wheel. Cut to FreeSmart, still in the air.
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Explain yourself!
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All I'm saying is if your head is an eraser and erasers don't have brains, then it follows that—
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Pencil and Ruby hear the wheel spinning.
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Oh no!
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What's the problem?
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They're spinning the contest wheel! We need to get down there, NOW!
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Pop your balloons!
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FreeSmart struggles to pop their balloons.
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Squeeze!
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The balloons pop and FreeSmart starts plummeting to the ground.
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I don't remember it taking this long!
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The wheel lands on "Build a new loser chamber".
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And would you look at that! Another conveniently useful contest!
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So, the seventh contest of BFDIA is to build a new dungeon, which we will use to store the future eliminated contestants.
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Haha! That'll be you soon, Coiny!
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Hey! *kicks Spongy*
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The more secure the dungeon, the better. So, go wild with barricades, booby traps, and laser sensors.
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Heh heh! Time to unleash my inner spy!
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After two hours, whoever's fortress is the coolest and the cruelest will win, and whoever's is the tamest and lamest will be up for elimination.
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Everyone gasps.
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Ready, set— wait, what's that in the sky?
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FreeSmart
*Screaming*
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No way! Is that Ruby holding onto some fresh new Yoylelite?
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Uh, maybe?
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You do not understand, blob boy. Yoylelite is one of the rarest minerals in the universe, and scientists would pay trillions of dollars just to research it!
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Um, okay?
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And I'm gonna get my hands on it!
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...Feet.
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AAAAA— Nuh uh uh! I promised Match this rock was a gift for FreeSmart and FreeSmart only - ! AAAAAH!
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*Whimpers* Wait, it's for FreeSmarters, you say? Well I'm a Team No-Namer now, but why don't I just—
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Tennis Ball notices Golf Ball behind him.
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Hmm...okay, Firey, um, we're really close friends, right?
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Yeah, of course we are!
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Can you do a really risky favor for me?
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Y-yeah?
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Can you switch to FreeSmart's team just for this episode, and snatch Ruby's Yoyleite? But but but— you gotta promise to switch back next episode!
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I dunno, all the new FreeSmarters scare me. Can I bring Gelatin along?
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Uh... sure.
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Yay! Come on Gelatin, we're FreeSmarters now!
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Um, yay? TBH, the new FreeSmarters scare me.
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If you guys are seriously gonna ditch our team for that Yoylelite, why don't you stir up trouble within FreeSmart? We deserve a bit of a helping hand.
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If you say so, Fries!
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And we'll be right back after we get the Yoyleite!
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So, are you all done switching teams?
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Everyone
Yeah!
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Awesome! Then let's start in three, two—
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Cut to FreeSmart, still falling. They crash into the challenge wheel, which spins again.
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Oh, hey FreeSmart. One, go!
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Team No-Name! We need wood, so run to the Yoyle Woodland to find trees to deforest!
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Whatever, bossy bot.
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Team No-Name starts running.
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Ugh, that hurt! Huh? Hold on! Team No-Name's running off already? Oh no! Did we miss the contest picking? Speaker Box! What's this episode's contest?
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Yeah! What challenge should we be doing right now?
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I can't tell you that anymore. You had to be there when it was announced!
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Come on! Tell us!
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It's too late for that, Pence-Pence.
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Match's arm comes out of the TLC/LOL from off-screen and slaps Firey Speaker Box.
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Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! Then which one could it possibly be?
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Ack! We're gonna have to try them all! I feel faint...
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Pencil collapses.
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Lalalalala! It's just me, bomb-billating around!
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You're purple!
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AH! What are you doing?!
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You do not know anything!
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Bomby screams as Yellow Face puts him in a sack.
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I'm loving my new team! Are you loving your new team, Gelatin?
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Yeah, I'm loving my new team! So, um, lively.
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Something about the motionless corpses just makes me feel at home!
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Hey bro, I'm not motionless! Look, I'm so motionful! Look, I'm so motionful! But secondly, why are you here, Firey? You're not part of our alliance!
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Oh, Gelatin and I switched to your FreeSmart team just now, so we're in your alliance. Can I have your Yoyleite?
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Wait, you guys are trying to infiltrate into our team?! Wake up, intruder alert! Intruder alert!
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Huh? What's going on?
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Intruders are invading our team!
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Oh! Is it Firey and blob boy?
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Yeah!
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Well, I feel iffy about Firey because he called me "well-read", but I like blob boy because we're both green! You know what, since I'm an inclusion handbook, I think we should include everybody on the team!
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I'm not sure about that, Book!
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What do you think, Pencil?
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Absolutely no way!
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But we know what this episode's contest is!
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And you don't!
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Absolutely yes way!
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Oh my gosh dear knowledge bearers, now we recognize your value as FreeSmarters! Please enlighten us on what the contest is!
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Lucky for you, we'd love to tell you the contest!
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Fries says we have to!
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Okay, so everybody hates farms, right?
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Yeah, who doesn't?
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I think our loser chamber should be farm-themed!
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Pin! I'm not gonna say "yay" to that. That idea sucks.
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Agreed. Spongy-cake, got any ideas?
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Hmm... nope!
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What about you, Needle?
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Ooh! I do have an idea! Remember the cool tech inside our warehouse?
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Uh, cool tech? Oh! Those spaceships!
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Yeah, spaceships! What if we disassemble them and use the raw metal to build our loser chamber?
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That's a great idea! Let's go there now!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch goes to the warehouse in Yoyle City.
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W.O.A.H. Bunch
We're here!
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Oh dear! Oh dear!
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What's wrong?
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There's way too much water! It's covering the ships!
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Guys, I brought drinking straws. We can drink the water away! Start sucking, start sucking!
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You already do.
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Coiny, Needle and Pin start drinking the water in the building.
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Oh gosh, this water tastes bad!
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Needlington, do you wanna win or not?
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I think I'm gonna puke!
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Feeling nauseous because you're chugging gallons of yucky rainwater? Then buy our powder packets to give it that explosion of refreshing grape flavor!
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No thank you!
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Grr! 10% off?
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No thank you!
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20% off?
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No thank you!
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30% off?
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No thank you!
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40% off?
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No thank you!
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*groans*
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(in her head) This team needs a better team leader...!
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(in his head) Agreed...!
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(in her head) Wait, what?!
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Montage of Team No-Name walking to the Yoyle Woodlands.
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We've arrived at the Yoyle Woodlands! Now kick!
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Golf Ball and Tennis Ball fell trees by kicking them over.
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Now saw!
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Tennis Ball and Fries saw wood planks.
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Now glue!
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Fries glues Golf Ball to a tree.
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I meant glue the planks together, not glue me to a tree, you dumb-dumbs!
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Well, you just said glue, but you never said glue what to what.
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Grr! Wait! From this vantage point, my team is looking a little sparse!
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You just noticed?
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Are we missing a few team members? And why is trusty TB sweating? Oh, I think I know what's going on!
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Uh, when you were gone, the wheel landed on-
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Do 60 jumping jacks!
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FreeSmart does the 60 jumping jacks.
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Yes, of course! We gotta do it now! Heh! That's 60!
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We beat the other teams, Speaker Box!
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No, you have not.
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WHA?
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Oh, silly me! My jelly brain is so forgetful! The contest wasn't do 60 jumping jacks. It was eat 700 Yoyle bush leaves!
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FreeSmart eats the leaves from a Yoyle bush.
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We finished it!
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No!
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Wah!
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Ugh, I done goofed again! It was actually to shatter 2,000 windows!
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FreeSmart smashes the windows of several buildings in Yoyle City with hammers.
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We did it!
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Incorrect.
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Aw man!
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I made another snafu! It was step on three different planets!
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Get in the FreeSmart Rocket!
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The rocket blasts off after FreeSmart gets in.
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Hello Saturn! And Uranus! And the really weird planet in the Orion Nebula!
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We inhabited them!
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That's not what I asked for.
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Oh my word!
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Gelatin's such a dumb-dumb! No, the contest is to... kill all your teammates!
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Firey! There's no way FreeSmart's gonna fall for that.
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Ruby melts Ice Cube, rips Book in half, and sharpens Pencil to death.
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Trust me, I am desperate to win this contest.
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I assassinated them!
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You have gone absolutely mad, Ruby.
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Truer words have never been spoken!
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What do you mean, you made Firey and Gelatin switch off our team? Have you forgot everything I taught you?
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No, I promise it's worth it, Golf Ball!
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How could it possibly be worth it?
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F-first off, Firey and Gelatin promised they'd return next episode. And second, I sent them there to collect Ruby's Yoyleite!
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Yoyleite? Oh, wait! That does make it worth it! It has been a lifelong dream of mine to conduct research on that rare mineral! Oh, what a marvelous day for science, it will be!
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Man, I sure am glad I glued you to that tree, bozo brain! Whenever I get tired of your annoying science talk, I can just walk away!
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190% off?
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No, thank you.
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200% off?
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Hmm... Deal!
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Hooray! Finally! Here you go.
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Yellow Face gives Needle the powder packet and some money.
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Thank you!
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Needle rips the packet open and pours the powder into the water. She starts to drink it.
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Whoa, it tastes sooo much better! I don't even feel like throwing up anymore!
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Pin takes a drink.
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What an explosive fruity flavor!
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It's so good I can't stop drinking it!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch drinks all the water from the building.
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W.O.A.H. Bunch
Yay! All the water's gone!
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Okay, W.O.A.H. Bunchers! Dismantle those ships!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch
On it!
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Needle and Coiny rip several spaceships in apart.
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Don't you guys think it's a little sad that we're destroying spacefaring technology just for a silly little contest?
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Needle and Coiny kill Pin by ripping her apart.
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Now fold the scrap metal into a cool box shape!
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The team does as such.
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Now add handcuffs! And crushers! And chainsaws! Oh, and...and posters of Flower's hideous FACE!
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(while looking at the posters) Ugh.
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Wow, Nickel! Why do you want our loser chamber to have such cruel punishments?
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Firey Speaker Box said the more secure, the better! Right?
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Right!
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Ain't no eliminated contestant getting past those nightmares!
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Wow!
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But Nickel! What if you get eliminated?
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Hmm...
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Nickel imagines the punishment.
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Well, it sounds harsh. But if I mess up enough to get eliminated, then I want to endure the torment that I deserve! DOUBLE THE CRUSHERS!
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Yes sir!
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Needle inserts two more crushers into the loser chamber.
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Can you imagine how cool Yoyleite's gonna look under a microscope?
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It'll be mindblowing! The crystalline lattice! The geological patterns!
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Alert, alert! There are only five minutes remaining in the contest!
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Oh, shoot! We nerded out too hard!
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Well, you're glued to a tree, so I guess it's up to me to build something real quick!
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Gogogogogogogo!
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Tennis Ball scrambles through the wooden planks.
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Time for me to recover Ice Cube, and Pencil, and Book!
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Why'd you kill us, Ruby?
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It was to help our team with the challenge, Book!
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I agree with Ruby. We want to win, don't we?
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Well, if you want to win, the challenge is to burn down Yoyle City!
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Okie dokie!
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Pencil uses Firey to light a match.
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Uh, don't you think we should scale back on trolling FreeSmart? Our main goal is to get Ruby's Yoyleite, right?
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Don't you think we should be more skeptical of these new team members?
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Pencil and Firey
Maybe you're right. I just miss messing around with people. Like Match/Coiny in the good old days!
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Ice Cube and Gelatin
Well, stop missing and start doing! Because it looks like FreeSmart is about to...
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...run out of time! Boop! Times up! Let's see how each team did! Team No-Name, you built a... weak trembling fortress.
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Hey, it's the best I could do in 5 minutes!
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Well, what you did in 5 minutes isn't good enough. Don't come to me with that crusty musty dusty gusty rusty not-at-all trusty mess of a loser chamber! 2/10!
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Aww, Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
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On to W.O.A.H. Bunch. Wow, you totally went brutal with the crushers, chainsaws, and... *gasp* are those Flower posters?
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They sure are!
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No way! That's an automatic 9/10 for effort!
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We'll take it!
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On to FreeSmart! Let's see how well you built your new loser chamber!
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Oh. So that was this episode's contest. Who'd have thunk?
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Your little schtick isn't holding up so well anymore!
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Well, where is your loser chamber? Gimme gimme!
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Well, all we have are these planetary passports and these shards of glass.
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And?
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No and. That's it.
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Camera zooms in towards Firey Speaker Box suspensefully.
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USJEIAND9WKEJ10WKQOJWO1MSO>IWJ8[89SK8J9€7♤78O[u&>j_8_7h<h8j8,u&8n>!
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Oh, c'mon, Speaker Box! You were the one who decided to not tell us what the contest was!
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Don't care! 0/10! Which means you lose!
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Oh no! Firey, you know what this means!
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What?
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It means we're up for elimination!
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Viewers, click the links in the description to visit each FreeSmart member's YouTube video! Give likes to the ones you love and dislikes to the ones you hate! The FreeSmart member with the most likes will get a prize, and the one with the most dislikes will be eliminated from the Battle for Dream Island Again! Alright! See you all in BFDIA 8!
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Hey Ruby, can you give me that Yoyleite now?
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Read the room, Firey! Now's not the time! And, well, I just don't think you've earned your FreeSmart tenure yet.
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Aww...
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Whee!
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Oh, yeah! Now that we've got a few loser chambers, is Rocky going to fall into one of them?
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I think so.
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But which one?
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Not sure yet.
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Alright, fellow W.O.A.H. Bunchers! Congrats on the win!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch
Yeah!
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To celebrate, let's eat these fiery hot chili peppers!
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Good idea!
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W.O.A.H Bunch eats the chili peppers.
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*Stomach growls* Uh-oh, I feel queasy.
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Hahaha! Can't handle the heat, huh? Figures.
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And also, where the heck has Bomby been this whole time?
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Do you know, Yellow Face?
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Um...well...I...um...uh...
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Yellow Face! That grape-flavored powder you sold to Needle! It wasn't *gasp* Bomby's gunpowder, was it?
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Uh...
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WAS IT!?
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He was purple! He did not know anything!
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You MURDERER!!!
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*Rumbling*Uh-oh, guys! Fiery hot chili peppers and gunpowder in my stomach is not a good combo!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch screams and explodes, destroying their loser chamber.
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Well, W.O.A.H. Bunch's magnificent loser chamber was just destroyed! Guess Rocky will have to fall into Tennis Ball's loser chamber!
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WTF?!(Weak Trembling Fortress)
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That's correct.
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Firey Speaker Box adds a sign dubbing the loser chamber the "Weak Trembling Fortress".
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Whee!
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Rocky lands in the WTF.
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Oof!
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Credits.
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