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Cranking

Cranking: Day 1
Day 1 of Cranking

Book

Hey, Ruby, didn't you die from sadness?

Ruby

No one actually dies from sadness, silly!

Book

Wait, really?

Ruby

Really!

Book

I guess I should have known that.
Cranking: Day 2

Match

*BT appears on her clock* OMG! It's, like, break time!

Book

I didn't know there was a break time.

Match

Every girl needs their break time. Come here, Book, and Ruby, you too!

Ruby

Yay!
*Nickel walks towards Match*

Match

Ah! No way *smacks Nickel*, Nickel. Only FreeSmarters are allowed to have a break time. You should know that! *grabs Nickel* Get back to your cranking, Nickel. *throws him back*

Nickel

Oh my god, what a poo-poo face!
[Cranking: Day 3]

Match and Ruby

*clapping* 5, 6, 7, 8, Who do we absolutely hate?

Ruby

Spongy!

Nickel

Hey! I think your break is over. It's been, like, 19 hours, I think.

Match

Ah! Excuse me? You did just not tell me-

Book

Maybe Nickel is right.

Match

No, Book, no. Our break is over when it's time to be over.

Nickel

And when will that be?

Match

*Ding* Right now. *walks back to the cranking area along with Book and Ruby* See, Nickel? You just complain way too much, like way too much. Complain, complain, complain. I can see why no one cares to pick up a dropped nickel. *Ding!* OMG, Like, it's break time again!
*Book sighs*
[Cranking: Day 4]
6 people are still cranking and Match is still sleeping
Cranking: Day 5 through 76 rapidly flashes
[Cranking: Day 77]

Book

Yay! 99% done! That means only 9 hours left!
[Cranking: Day 78]
The cranking is finished and the HPHPRCC ejects out an HPRC
[Intro plays]

Self-destruction

Coiny

Finally, we're done! I need a well-deserved break.

Match

Well, I'm not tired at all. I must be, like, super-strong!

DiaZZUnknown

The HPHPRCC will now self-destruct in 15, 14… *continues to count down*

Coiny

What?! No one told me that thing would destroy itself!

Book

Well, I'm a HPHPRCC user manual, so I think I can look up how to fix this! Let's see…

DiaZZUnknown

HPHPRCC
5, 4, 3… *Yellow Face, while sweating, inserts a Postpone Token into the HPHPRCC* 15… *continues to count down*

Book

Oh: The HPHPRCC is a single-use disposable machine. After creating its one and only HPRC, the HPHPRCC will self-destruct to decompose into the soil better.

Coiny

Why didn't Firey Speaker Box tell us that?

Ruby

Let's not talk about that now.

DiaZZUnknown

HPHPRCC
1… *Yellow Face postpones the self-destruction again* 15… *continues to count down*

Ruby

This thing is going to explode!

Book

Well, we don't know that. "Self-destruct" could mean anything. It might "explode" or it might just "disappear without a trace". I'd say we have a 50/50 chance.

Nickel

I'm feeling kind of lazy. I'll take my chances. *Yellow Face is out of Postpone Tokens*

DiaZZUnknown

HPHPRCC
5, 4, 3, 2, 1- *explodes*

Ruby

*screams*

Book

Stop hallucinating, Ruby. The HPHPRCC disappeared– without a trace, and everyone's fine!

Ruby

Oh, really? That's a relief.

The HPRC's return

Yellow Face

I'll bring Spongy ba-

Match

Wait, Yellow Face! Stop!

Yellow Face

Huh?

Match

You need to learn how to, like, prioritize. Most important peoples come first! So, like, Pencil is first. *types "Pencil" and cranks her out*

Pencil/Relationships/Match

Yay!

Book

And Ice Cube! *types "Ice Cube" and cranks her out*

Ice Cube

Wha?

Ruby

And Bubble. *types "Bubble" and cranks her out*

DiaZZUnknown

FreeSmarters
Yay!

Pencil

Let's go.
Freesmarters walk away from W.O.A.H Bunch.

Nickel

Yes! They're finally gone.

Yellow Face

Needle, *cranks Needle out* Pin, *cranks Pin out* Spongy. *cranks Spongy out*

Coiny

Good, it looks like our whole team is here.

Pin

Awe! I didn't get my limbs back? This is so unfair!

Coiny

Okay, we need to get moving. Hurry along.

The Supervan and the walking

Needle

I think someone needs to apologize.

Yellow Face

I'M SORRY NEEDLE!

Needle

Thank you.

Spongy

Wut abuot me? Apulogise to me!

Pin

Spongy, No offense, but no one cares!

Spongy

But, but, but-

Nickel

Spongy! Zip it!

Spongy

Bhut I dhied, and Iht waz painfhul!

Needle

Life is full of pain.
Camera pans to FreeSmart

Ruby

Aren't you sad that we lost the FreeSmart Van?

Pencil

Why would you be sad when you can be awesome?

Ruby

What's that supposed to mean?

Pencil

I present to you the FreeSmart Supervan!

DiaZZUnknown

FreeSmart
*cheers*

Pencil

Okay, get in. *All FreeSmart members get into the Supervan*
Camera pans to W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Nickel

You know, all this walking is gonna take a long time.

Yellow Face

WALKING IS FUN!

Pin

Hmm. We need a better way. Like, Why don't we recover Puffball, and threaten her into flying us to Yoyleland!

Coiny

Pin, you're a genius! Pointy genius, but definetly a genius.

Nickel

But how will we threaten her?

Yellow Face

I know! Let's call her Puffy.

Coiny

PERFECT! P-U-F-F-B-A-L-L. Okay. Ready, guys!

DiaZZUnknown

Spongy and Pin
Ready!

Coiny

GO!
Pin cranks along with Bomby

Needle

Uh, um.. What's my line?

Puffball

Let me go!

Needle

Oh, I remember. We'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy, we'll call you Puffy...

Coiny

STOP HER!
Puffball recovers Gelatin

Gelatin

Huh? What happened?

Puffball

Fend off the W.O.A.H. Bunchers for me.

Gelatin

On it! *Throws syringes at the W.O.A.H Bunchers*
W.O.A.H. Bunch freezes

Puffball

Yes, good work!

Book

There are so many bright lights in this van!

Pencil

Book, it's not a van, it's a SUPERVAN!!

Book

Oh, sorry, Supervan. Still alot of bright lights though.

Pencil

It looks like we're entering the desert. Time to turn up the AC!

Bubble

We don't need a AC because we've got Oice Cube! Hoi, hoi!

Ice Cube

NOO!

Golf Ball

Okay, role call. Gelatin?

Gelatin

Here!

Golf Ball

Fries?

Fries

Here!

Golf Ball

Firey?

Firey

Here!

Golf Ball

Rocky?

Rocky

Mhmm!

Golf Ball

Puffball!

Puffball

I'm here!

Golf Ball

Tennis Ball?

Tennis Ball

Here!

Golf Ball

And I, Golf Ball, am also here. So that's everyone. I believe we are ready to continue our mission to reach Yoyle Land. Step 1: Position yourself on top of Puffball.

Fries

I can do that. But what should we do about these bodies? *Holds up a frozen Yellow Face*

Golf Ball

Leave them there. They are TRAITORS!

The Supervan in the desert

Book

Oh my word! We forgot to bring the Hand Powered Recovery Center with us!

Ice Cube

Whaa-?

Pencil

Book, relax, this supervan has a built-in Leg Powered Recovery Center!

Book

Hold on... Leg Powered? Why would it matter to use m'hands or legs on that thing?

Pencil

Book, if you tried to use your hands on that thing... well...

Book

Yeah?

Pencil

Well...you'd be sorry. VERY sorry.

Book

Oh...like how sorry? Like waterly sorry or-

Pencil

Like, super super wow wow over-the-top extremely sorry.

Book

Gosh darnit that's pretty sorry right there! *Uses hands on the Leg-Powered Recovery Center* *The LPRC disappears* Yep, I'm pretty sorry right now.

Pencil

Book, WHY'D YOU DO THAT? WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?

Book

I was curious! I thought you were just trying to scare me!

Pencil

*sigh* Well, we've got two options. A: Go on without the recovery center, or B: Steal the HPRC back at the Evil Forest.

Ruby

Hmm...we should steal.

Pencil

Yep, that's what I was thinking too.
*One big magnet appears from the supervan and attracts the HPRC to the supervan, pushing Coiny, Nickel, Bomby, and Spongy away*
<Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch>
<Cut to sun shining over the forest>
<Background and music speed up>
<Speed back down>
<Cut to FreeSmart>

Match

This desert is so, like, BORING. It's just endless piles of sand!

Bubble

Yeah, I'm getting pretty bored, too!

Ruby

Good thing I saved some snowballs in our mini fridge! *Throws* Haha, hahaha! *snowball hits Match*

Match

Ow!

Book

*Throws more snowballs*

Bubble

Hoi hoy!

Match

*Starts to throw snowballs*

Ruby

*screams*

DiaZZUnknown

Bubble, Match, Ruby, and Book
*screaming of enjoyment*

Pencil

Peo- what're you doing?! The snow will mix with the gasoline! Stop this, no more SNOW! NO MORE SNOW!!!

Bubble

Hehe, *pop*
<Cut to Team No-Name>
<Snowballs hit Puffball>

Golf Ball

How can there be snow if the temperature is 42 degrees?! Celsius, that is...

Tennis Ball

Which is 107 degrees Fahrenheit!!!

Golf Ball

Do not EVER, use Fahrenheit.

Tennis Ball

Okay.

Gelatin

I think that snow is coming from the FreeSmart van!

Pencil

*breaks roof of the supervan* FreeSmart Supervan.

Fries

That's a pretty intense snowball fight!

Puffball

Hold on to your seats, I'm going FULL SPEED!!

Golf Ball

But there are no seats! You see, living creatures do not grow seats- WOAH! *Falls into FreeSmart Supervan*
<Camera zooms into the sun>
<Cut to FreeSmart Supervan>
<All the snow in the van melts>

Pencil

Now that all the dust has cleared-I mean all the snow has cleared we are *look at Golf Ball who is standing on Pencil's seat* OH MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER!
<Rest of FreeSmart members (except Bubble) screams>
<Pencil kicks Golf ball out of the FreeSmart Supervan>
<Cut to desert>
<Puffball swoops down and catches Golf Ball, then resumes flight>
<Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch>
<Yellow Face defrosts>

Yellow Face

YAY!
<Yellow Face walks through the Evil Forest and enters the desert, but gets stuck in the glue that the snow and gasoline created*

Yellow Face

Huh? Gluey!
<Cut to FreeSmart Supervan>
<Match types Bubble's name into the HPRC and cranks Bubble out>

Bubble

Yoylecake!

The Supervan in the Goiky Canal

Pencil

Hey guys, we have to drive through the Goiky Canal, hold your breath!

Bubble

But the Goiky Canal is over 500 miles wide!

Pencil

Bubble, calm down, just do it!
<Camera pan to desert>

DiaZZUnknown

Everyone in the FreeSmart Supervan
*takes a deep breath*
The FreeSmart Supervan enters the Goiky Canal.
While being underwater, FreeSmarters start to drown and get recovered by each other continuosly. Then it zooms out so we can see lots of dead FreeSmarters at the bottom of the Goiky Canal.
[To be continued...]
[in BFDIA 5e. August 1, 2013]
[I will make two promises.]
[a) The episode will not be delayed. b) 5e will be the last part of Episode 5. I am so sure of these promises that I will be my life's earnings, seven of my fingers, the lives of all the contestants, and a gumdrop]
[Title card: Thanks for watching!]
[Episode ends]
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