"Just Not's Journey" is a song composed by Ian Woodside and performed by Griffin Weber. This song is from "The Great Goikian Bake-Off". It is about Just Not going on a quest to find the dragon.
Lyrics[]
First verse[]
Our heroes set off on a dragon-scaled quest
They've got until dinner, with no time to rest. (Nickel: Ooh, our team gets its own singer? Very cool!)
Our brave heroes and Nickel- (Nickel: Hey!)
Are off to the beast
And once they return
Then they'll have quite the feast!
Second verse[]
The team trekked to the forest, no weapon in sight
They must climb that tall mountain
Or face quite the plight! (Price Tag: Oh, uh, I mean Pillow easily took out the dragon last episode. We just figure-)
They'll climb that tall mountain
Right now, like I said
And they'll do it without one more silly question! (Book: *sigh* We may as well do what they say.)
Third verse[]
So Just Not climbed the mountain
Up the endless staircase
And they crossed fiery lava
'Till the mountain was vanquished. (Nickel: Why are we listening to this thing?! It's just wasting our time!)
Just Not noticed two sides
Of the mountain they could slide
One looking serene
One left them petrified! (Bomby: I think the choice is obvious, we'll take the calm side-)
They decided the scarier path
Was the best way to go
It'll train them up and make them strong
For the dragon-y foe! (Nickel: No we're not.)
And they went down the scary one... (Cake: Please, no!)
AND THEN THEY WENT DOWN THE SCARY ONE! AND THEN THEY WENT DOWN THE SCARY ONE!!! (Nickel: Fine! Last chance. This better be helpful!)
Fourth verse[]
Our heroes disheveled
From the crazy slide quest
Ventured deep through the forest
To the dragon's nest
But on the way they see a spike
And they think it’s quite funny
So they decide to jump on the spikes
And despawn themselves! (Nickel: NO! We're DONE following your singing demands! We're OVER it, and doing it our way NOW!)
Unused fourth verse[]
Our heroes disheveled
From the crazy slide quest
Ventured deep through the forest
To the dragon's nest
But on the way they see a spike
And they think it’s quite funny
So they decide to jump on the spikes
And Despawn themselves! (Nickel: NO! We're DONE following your singing demands! We're OVER it, and doing it our way NOW!)
Video[]
Trivia[]
- This is the third song sung by Griffin Weber, the first two being "Jingle BELL Rock 🔔 Song with Four, Bell, Seven" and "This Is BFB".
- This is the second TPOT song after "Hey Two!".
- Pillow is the only member of Just Not who does not speak during the song.
- The last verse originally contained the word “kill”, rather than “despawn”. It was likely changed to avoid a suicide reference.
- "Just Not's Journey" abbreviates to JNJ, which may be a reference to JacknJellify.
- When the singer sings, the background is an old-fashioned map.