Kebab's Special Day/Transcript

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Onigiri is seen mopping the first floor of the hotel.

Keep up the good work, Onigiri.

Onigiri blushes.

Wow. Ever since Onigiri was assigned to janitorial duties, this place has been looking great.

I know, right?

Now Avocado's room doesn't smell like total garbage.

Cut to Avocado's room, which is now completely empty.

Where's my garbage?!

I hope Onigiri cleans MY room, it's needed some of that Onigiri pizzazz for a while.

Can I see it?

Uh... You wanna see... My room..? I kinda don't like letting people-

I mean, I've seen it before, but it was always really dark and hard to tell what anything was. I've even borrowed some money, like 50 bucks, bought me some cool slippers!

You what?

Actually, it was more like- 300 bucks, but like, the TRUE money was the friends we made along the way! So, you're welcome.

Clapboard stares at Tape, bewildered.

What's up? Why are you looking at me like that?

What in the world.

Cut to Clapboard's room, as Tape and Clapboard come in. The light is off, and the room is very messy.

Well, here it is in all of its glory.

Oh man, you were right! Onigiri NEEDS to get up here! Clean up on aisle Clapboard, am I right?

...No.

Tape begins shuffling through a pile of items in the corner of the room.

Let's see what I can find in this junk!

Hey, wait! DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!

What the- Ew, a roach. YAH!

Tape throws Kebab out the window, breaking it in the process.

Wow! I built a chair all by myself! Maybe my life isn't so useless after all.

Kebab falls onto the chair, breaking it.

I'm never amounting to anything ever again.

Kebab scampers away.

Glad we took care of that!

MY WINDOW! Alright. CUT! Get out!

You know, Clapboard, you're my best friend!

CUT CUT CUT!

Tape takes a sandwich out of the stash.

Oh, hey! A sandwich!

Oh my gosh, Tape, be careful with that!

Huh...? It's just a sandwich.

This sandwich was handcrafted by my great-grandmother before she died. It's been fossilized trough generations. Witnessing the world as it's evolved and changed. I haven't seen it in so long. I thought I lost it. We've got to protect the sandwich at all costs!

...You have a great grandmother-

Onigiri enters the room, holding Vacuum.

Huh...? Wait, hold on, we're not ready yet-

Onigiri runs around the room, vacuuming up random things on the floor.

WAIT!

Onigiri finishes, leaving most of the room sparkling.

Aww, okay.

It's okay, Clappy! Your weird sentimental sandwich is safe and sound.

Onigiri looks at the two, confused.

Yeaah, I mean, I suppose it's good that the room's clean now...

The camera zooms into the sandwich with big text saying "GARBAGE".

It's got that Onigiri pizzazz.

Onigiri runs into the sandwich with Vacuum, accidentally hitting Tape and causing both the sandwich and Tape to fall out of the window, as Tape screams and Clapboard grunts.

I sure am glad I'm not gonna get hurt today....glad Tape's not gonna fall out of the sky and land on me-

Tape lands next to Rubber Spatula.

Oow!

Oh, hi Tape! You know, I was just thinking about you.

The sandwich falls on Rubber Spatula, causing him to fall face-first as the sandwich bounces on him into a tree. Cut to Clapboard running down the hotel stairs, hyperventilating. He opens the doors.

Noo!

What was that?!

Sorry, Rubber Spatula!

Clapboard runs to the tree the sandwich fell in.

Aw man, it's stuck up there! What am I gonna do?

Let's just climb up there with our arms!

Clapboard looks at Tape, annoyed, as neither of them have arms.

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm Tape.

Alright, we've gotta formulate some sort of plan here.

Let's call it Operation Sandwich!

How 'bout we just call it a "plan"? It means, It really isn't an operation right now... Or... Is... It?