Launch Party/Transcript

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Cold open[]

Icy?

The text reads "JANUARY 1, 2015".

Icy? Icy? Icy? Ice Cube!

What?

Wanna hang out?

No.

How about we play an old game? Whoever first carries their teammate to the finish wins! Or, or maybe whoever catches three frisbees will- Oh wait, we lost that one. How about a game of tic-tac-toe- Wait, that was more of Firey's thing. Well, that's fine! We can just hang out, 'cause we're best friends!

We're not friends.

I know it’s been a while but we can't let the passage of time rip apart a truly precious bond.

Why don't you understand?

Understand what?

We don't like you anymore! You're uglier than my ugly face! Everyone HATES you!

What? Are you sure about that?

No one likes an island stealer!

Oh, come on. You're the one always wanting revenge. I thought you'd be proud of my boldness.

It's not just about that! You've never done anything nice without expecting something in return!

That is just not true!

If you did a single selfless or helpful act, then maybe you wouldn’t be stuck here without any friends!

I can make friends. Just watch.

Cut to black. Intro.

The text then reads "MAY 2015".

Wait. So Needle won, but the challenge isn't over?

Yes, let me explain. If we take a look at everyone else's standings, Tennis Ball and Coiny are tied for second with 9 out of 10 items. Pin is next with 8 out of 10. And Book is in last with a measly one item.

Anyone surprised? No? Yeah, me neither.

Hey!

Which means, Pin and Book, you are the bottom two, and are in the DANGER ZONE!

What? That's crazy!

I'm feeling lightheaded...

You aren't up for elimination YET! You're just in the danger zone. The challenge will continue for one more hour. By the end of the hour, the two people in the danger zone will be up for elimination!

Only two people up for elimination again? Eepsies!

Just tell me how I can become safe!!

If you guys remember the challenge wheel, it said "Collect AND distribute goods." And you guys have yet to distribute! Once you guys fill your basket up with ten items, your next goal will be to sell those items to another person! It doesn't matter who you sell the items to, all that matters is that they WILLINGLY took in the items! If you successfully sell all ten of your items, you'll be rewarded with a one-time use IMMUNITY TICKET! You can give me your immunity ticket to take you out of the danger zone, and your spot will be replaced with another player!

Do we get to pick who replaces us in the danger zone?

No. That's where Needle comes in!

Huh?

Because you were the first to fill up your basket, whenever someone leaves the danger zone, YOU get to pick who replaces them!

Pin, Coiny, Book and Tennis Ball gasp.

So basically I get to decide who's safe or not?

Yueah.

INTERESTING...

I would just like to point out that TB horrifically disfigured you not too long ago with his magnet.

Nonononono! I wasn't going for you I swear I pinkie-toe-promise swear to you I would never ever intentionally-

COLLECT AND SELL YOUR ITEMS TO WIN IMMUNITY TICKETS, WHICH WILL FREE YOU FROM THE DANGER ZONE! USE YOUR TIME WISELY, BECAUSE WHOEVER IS IN THE DANGER ZONE AFTER AN HOUR WILL BE UP FOR ELIMINATION! ONE HOUR STARTS NOW! BLEGH!

The fish monster barfs up a TV. TV text says "Time Remaining: 1:00:00 - HELLO WORLD! It then shows the safe zone and danger zone.

Challenge[]

I just need to collect two more! Uhhh... Magnet!

Pin puts the magnet into her basket.

And maybe um...! OH! Some glue!

Pin picks up a ball of glue from next to the HPRC, then throws it into her basket.

YES! I'm ready to sell! HEY IRRELEVANT CHARACTERS! Who wants this basket of nifty trinketssss??

The RCs disappear without a trace or sound shortly after Pin offers her basket's contents to them.

What the actual P-F.

Scene switches to the challenge's starting area next to Tennis Ball, Coiny and the rusty TV displaying the danger zone.

Coiny, listen! If we can prevent those two from selling and getting immunity tickets, we can guarantee our safety this episode!

Well, I don't think we need to worry about Book winning.

I heard that!

I know!

Sigh. So I guess for the time being we just keep collecting things? Unless anyone has any other thoughts.

Yeah, I have a thought or two! TB, why are we in your basket?

That's just part of the challenge, ball-brain.

Well I refuse to partake in this blatant act of outside interference!

But Golfie, if you leave the basket, then you'd technically be STEALING from my basket, which is against the rules! You wouldn't want to BREAK THE RULES, would you?

I-well-uh! Fine. But don't think I'll be helping you, Tennis Ball!

I'll help you TB! Rocky, add Barf to TB's basket!!

Rocky jumps, then barfs into Tennis Ball's basket.

BULLEH

Wow, that's ten! Thanks Rocky!

That was my idea...

Now I just gotta sell this to someone!

Wait, you can't collect Rocky, I already collected a rock!!!

Yeah, but this is Rock-YYY! Totally different from "Rock".

Gr!

Coiny pushes Tennis Ball out of frustration, causing him to tumble into Coiny's basket.

OW! Hey!

Ten out of ten! YES!

What happened to our truce??

AP-AP-AP! You can't leave once you've been collected, TB! And besides, I never agreed to a truce.

FINE!

Tennis Ball kicks holes for his legs in Coiny's basket, and runs away while still in it.

HEY! That's sabotage! Only I'm allowed to do that!

Coiny chases after Tennis Ball. Again.

Wait, we can MOVE the baskets? Book I'm gonna steal your basket!

Okay that is IT!

Book runs up and picks up Pin's basket, then throws it into her own.

Wait, what are you doing?? Stop!

We are going to learn how to work TOGETH-

The Bughive in Book's basket bursts with poison, causing Book and Pin to be covered in bug venom.

...Okay that was NOT part of the plan.

The two fall over and die.

Um. I guess I'll recover them. Only because I'd rather it be Coiny and TB up for voting.

Needle recovers both of them.

So what exactly was your plan there?

I'm done being enemies! Your basket is part of MY collection now, so YOU can't take it out! That means the only way either of us can get an Immunity Ticket is if we work together to fill up my basket, and sell BOTH baskets TOGETHER!

Ugh can I just lose so I don't have to do that?

Pin! If nothing changes, and we both lose, then you'll probably get out!

Who would ever vote out such a beauty like myself?

You have never gotten less dislikes than me. This is for your own good. Alliance?

Ugh fine okay we'll [GAG] work together [GAG].

Pin hits Book in the face with one of her treads, leaving a stain.

Ow! Okay.

The Ultimate Alliance sign appears with an animation and jingle, as if it were a team, as Book cleans up the mark left by Pin's tread.

This is so stupid.

Think positive, Pin! Now let's GO!

Book tries to pick up both baskets at the same time, and falls over.

WHAUGH! ...Can you help me carry this?

Oh, just stick it.

No more running, TB! I'm gonna get you!

WTFlings, do something!

Huh? Okay!

Nickel, Bomby and Yellow Face stick their tongues out and make faces at Coiny.

I meant something USEFUL! Get rid of him!

Ha! Can't help you there!

Good! We should all sit down and remain in a neutral role during this confrontation.

Rocky, puke that penny!

Rocky begins to vomit towards Coiny.

What?!

Yikes!

Coiny swings the projectile vomit away from himself using a stick. It hits several of the eliminated contestants in Tennis Ball's basket.

Stop barfing, Rocky! Not only are you interfering, but you're SEVERELY hindering TB in his quest to victory!

Bulleh!

Rocky vomits directly into Golf Ball's mouth. Golf Ball quickly seethes due to this and begins to angrily jump in place.

That is IT! I've HAD IT with you BOZOS! I was willing to put up with your antics before, but now it's abundantly clear that none of you respect the rules of the game!

Oh! We're jumping now? Come on guys, jump!

Everyone in Tennis Ball's basket jumps along with Golf Ball. This causes Tennis Ball to bounce below them.

Guys, stop! Woah, woah! Aaaah!

Coiny jumps towards Tennis Ball, but he and the WTFers get launched high into the air.

Rrrgh! He's gone! Maybe there's a way I can launch myself t-

Did you really mean it when you said you're cool with Pin?

WHAT THE WHAT?!?

Okay, so it looks like I was on the right track earlier. Collecting things of actual value.

You only managed to collect ONE item, and it killed us.

Well, TECHNICALLY, I can log bug poison and bugs as two more items! Only need six more! And we know we need to SELL our items, so we should find something valuable!

How about Dream Island?

Uh, I guess that works. But how will we get-

Yo, fishy fish! Grant me my wishy wish!

Excuse me?

Send us to Dream Island NOW!

How about you shut your hideous mouth?

What?

Uh, let's just use the magnet!

Book activates Tennis Ball's tracking magnet.

Bring us the farm!

Magnet

Attracting Dream Island, but ugly.

It must be bringing the WRONG Dream Island!

The magnet attracts Dream Island Again.

I think it's working!

It better be, cause if not, I'm going to rip out your pages!

...That's really mean.

So like, do I just wait here until the challenge ends?

Yeah!

Okay...

Needle brings her basket full of recommended characters over to the fish monster.

You hungry?

What do YOU want?

Are you mad at Pin for betraying you?

Uh, no! She was just doing the challenge.

Oh, really? Cause I'D be mad if I got betrayed by my best friend!

Blah blah blah! Now move! I gotta catch TB!

Do you though?

Huh?

Use your head, Coiny! You're not in the danger zone! You just need to make sure Book and Pin don't get an immunity ticket!

And how do you suppose I do that?

Leafy pulls out a knife.

If they're... incapacitated... then they can't do the challenge, right?

Coiny looks at his reflection in the knife. Cut to Pin and Book, with the magnet finally retrieving Dream Island Again.

Yay! Dream Island has never looked better!

I keep forgetting that THIS is what we're battling for. Whatever! Into the basket! Pig, horse, chicken, cattle, saddle! Oh, we're one short!

Farm!

Wow, you're strong!

I'd rather be called pretty.

Are you ever happy?

Shush!

Pin pulls out a megaphone and starts speaking into it.

Hey, does anyone want to buy Dream Island?

A group of recommended characters show up.

Vegemite

Wait, that's not Dream Island! That's an ugly farm!

The recommended characters run off.

Maybe they weren't a fan of the pink!

Well I AM a marketing guide. I'll give it a go! Does anyone want uh, cows, and, um, acres of farmland, and, and maybe also uh-

And a toilet!

What?! No, we're not advertising the toilet!

TOILET! TOILET! WHO WANTS A TOILET?

Stop that! Give me the micro- give me the megaphone!

Your basket is too stinky to sell! Let me handle it!

YOU'RE the one trying to sell a toilet! Gimme!

No, YOU gimme!

Gimme!

AAAAAaaa...

Tennis Ball lands in the Evil Forest.

You guys have caused me nothing but STRIFE!

Sorry, Tennifer!

Evil Leafy appears. Everyone screams.

Wait a sec, this is perfect! Hey Evil Leafy, I'm selling some delicious people to possess! Want some?

Evil Leafy teleports closer.

I'll take that as a yes!

Tennis Ball, no! Don't do this! Do NOT feed us to-

Tennis Ball throws Golf Ball out of his basket. Evil Leafy possesses her. He throws everyone else out and they also get possessed.

WOAHHOU-

WHEEE!

OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIG-

Whee!

Hueehheh!

Oh, would you also like some delicious rocks? Or tree bark? Or maybe even some barf?

The possessed contestants disappear.

Oh, okayyyyyYYYYYYYYyyy...

What are YOU doing here?

We just went on a nice little stroll, and I ended up here!

Uh, where did everyone else go?

Well-

Cutaway showing Ruby and Ice Cube running from a tornado that has picked up Fries, Pencil and Gelatin.

IT'S GONNA GET US!

SAVE YOURSELF!

Ice Cube gets sucked into the tornado. Cut back to the present.

They'll be fine! Anyway can I have your baskets?

Wait like, for serious? You WANT our baskets?

Yeah! That toilet is looking fabulous!

Well, here you go! All yours!

Book pours all of her and Pin's items onto Ruby.

Yay!

Don't we work pretty well as a team?

Eh. Debatable. Ooh, look! Tickets!

Pin and Book retrieve their immunity tickets.

We did it!

Who knew working with the stink bomb over here would pay off?

Excuse me?!

Oh fishy-fishlet! I'd like to use my immunity tickety-ticket!

You're so ugly, but okay!

Pin is moved out of the danger zone.

Needle, choose who you want to replace Pin in the danger zone.

Hmm...

An alarm sounds from Tennis Ball's basket.

Huh?

Tennis Ball's Basket

Pin is safe. Tennis Ball has entered the danger zone. Thirty minutes remain.

That evil Pin-ball!

Yay, I'm safe!

And fish money, I'd like to cash in my immunity ticket as well!

A knife is thrown from offscreen, causing Book to drop her ticket.

WAUGH?

A swarm of knives are thrown.

ACK! What is THIS?!?

Run for cover!

Needle, Pin and Book run behind the HPRC.

Who's doing this?!

It's.. Coiny.

Frame of Coiny holding a pile of knives. Fade to black.

You want? Take it!

The recommended character Clover runs away screaming.

Grr! This is horrible! Is there A SINGLE being in this entire universe who desires these BEAUTIFUL samples of planet Earth's geology?

Tennis Ball's 'geology' echoes into space. It is heard on the Really Weird Planet in the Orion Nebula.

Alien 1

The blue and green planet is making us an offer.

Alien 2

Let them know we accept.

Alien 1

yo

The aliens' message is received by the Universal Translator in the fish monster's throat.

Hello, Earth dwellers! This is a message from space! Please bring any Earthly artifacts to the Really Weird Planet in the Orion Nebula. We will gladly accept them!

*gasp* I just need to get to the Really Weird Planet in the Orion Nebula! THEY'LL take my rocks, bark, and barf! Surely I could build something to get there!

Hey, did you guys hear that? ALIENS want our stuff!

Oh YEAH, sure! I'll go hang out with the aliens! You know, once we stop getting pelted with KNIVES!

This is actually so much fun!

See? Isn't it nice to be a bit of a menace?

What's up with Coiny? Why's he doing this?

He must know that if I use my ticket to leave the danger zone, then he'll take my spot, and he can't afford for that to happen since TB has HIS basket!

If that's the case, then I've got this! Hey Coiny! I won't put you in the danger zone as long as you stop throwing knives!

Oh, okay! Nice!

No, you dum-dum! She's obviously lying!

Book, go!

Book runs over and feeds her immunity ticket to the fish monster.

Book has escaped the danger zone. Needle, who do you-

I'll send Coiny to the danger zone!

Needle's Basket

Book is safe. Coiny has entered the danger zone. 24 minutes remain.

Phew!

Coiny runs over with a knife only to put it away.

Oh man, you totally got me, Needle! Wow, you're getting good at this game. I 100% believed that lie! *inhale* I'm so getting you back for that. Anyway I gotta find TB. He still has my basket. I bet he's heading for the Really Weird Planet in the Orion Nebula.

Coiny enters a spaceship and launches himself towards the planet.

Phew! Might not be anywhere near my best work, but this humble rocket should be able to do the job! Let's go!

Tennis Ball blasts off.

I'm so excited to step foot on another planet! This is such a brilliant milestone for me as a-

Coiny's spaceship bumps into Tennis Ball's rocket.

Ow!

Hello, Tennis Ball! I've come to destroy your ship! Laser!

Coiny fires a laser at Tennis Ball's rocket.

Shield!

Tennis Ball's shield deflects the laser, causing it to destroy what appears to be Jupiter.

No! That was my fifth-favorite planet! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!

Tennis Ball fires lasers at Coiny. He dodges them all, causing them to destroy more planets near the next batch of recommended characters.

Gahaha! Missed me!

Grrr!

Well, it looks like the boys are off to faraway lands.

Which means they'll probably get their immunity tickets.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I sure am! We're gonna have to...

Collect and sell more items to earn more immunity tickets!

DESTROY THE BOYS.

What?!

What? If we obliterate them, they won't be able to leave the danger zone!

Yeah, but that's really cruel!

Book, there's nothing to collect here!

Maybe not here, but maybe in Yoyleland!

Book pulls out the taped-up map Leafy gave her. Pin looks at it suspiciously.

Where'd you get that?

Oh, this mysterious mutated menace gave it to me. She was super helpful!

And this is where our alliance splits off. I'm gonna go obliterate the boys! Have fun being lame!

Blue skidoo, we can too!

Book teleports to Yoyleland through the map. Pin shreds it again with her drill afterwards before launching herself up towards space. Tennis Ball finally lands on the alien planet.

Oh hello there! Does anyone want any beautiful trinkets from Earth? Sounds like a yes to me! So, I got some tree bark, this rock, another rock, one more rock, and some organic waste!

Tennis Ball's items crush some of the aliens. The basket prints out an immunity ticket.

Yahoo! Time to head back to-

Coiny lands on the alien planet.

Give me my basket!

Why don't you come and make me? After seeing your sorry attempts at shooting-

Coiny kicks Tennis Ball out of his basket.

Yo, ales! That's short for aliens. Who wants to eat this yummy stuff?

The aliens begin to eat Coiny's items. One bites a bit of fuzz off of Tennis Ball.

Ow!

Yes! They must love my stuff! These ales are pretty sweet!

I'm leaving.

What's the rush? We've both got our tickets and we still have 15 minutes left. Don't you wanna hang around and study them or something?

Hmm. That does sound productive.

Pin lands on the planet.

Waugh! Never mind! Ewewewewewewew!

Tennis Ball heads back for Earth.

Gosh!

What's that?

Tennis Ball's rocket lands on Needle, crushing her to death.

I made it! Oh fish-fish! Here's my ticket!

The fish monster eats Tennis Ball's immunity ticket.

Tennis Ball has escaped the danger zone. Recover Needle so she can choose who replaces you.

Okay! Wait. Coiny will be arriving with his immunity ticket as well. When that happens, it's most likely that Needle picks me as his replacement. I cannot afford for that to happen. I've got an idea!

Tennis Ball begins to recover Needle, only to stop cranking the HPRC halfway.

Wha- what is going on?!

Hi Needle! I just played my immunity ticket, so you have to pick Pin or Book to fill my spot!

Can you finish recovering me first?

Don't worry about that! Just choose!

I guess Book, since she probably won't get eliminated anyway.

Book's Basket

Tennis Ball is safe. Book has entered the danger zone. Nine minutes remain.

Me? Darn! It's a good thing I've already collected items! Now who can I sell these to? ...Oh yeah this place is abandoned.

Can you finish recovering me now?

Of course! As long as you agree to never put me in the danger zone for the rest of the challenge!

Ugh! Fine! Deal. Now crank!

I would, but just so I know I can trust you, I'll wait till the challenge ends before I finish cranking.

I might as well call you Flower from now on, because you're so MEAN!

Gosh, this place is interesting! Look at all the cool spices they have!

Pin puts her mouth over a vent spouting an unknown substance. She eats the substance and her body deforms for a few seconds before returning to normal.

Mmm! That was yum-my!

Hi Pin! What are you doing here?

Oh. I have travelled to this planet to uh, kill you.

The aliens view this as a threat to them rather than Coiny and become hostile.

Uh oh!

The aliens begin attacking Pin.

We made a deal! RECOVER ME!

I'm just erring on the side of caution. You aren't very trustworthy, you know.

That is IT!

Needle gets up and starts running, still stuck in the HPRC.

Uh oh!

SOMEBODY RECOVER ME!

Me! I can recover you! But- I just- can't move!

I'm coming! Where are you?

Just follow my voice!

On it!

*monstrous bellow*

Okay, you can stop. I found you.

Yay!

Wait! Before you-

Needle kicks Tennis Ball away. Ruby finishes recovering her.

Hooray!

Yay! Can you get me out of here now?

Sure! Let me just-

Needle throws the HPRC, only for the glue to bring it back towards her and hit her and Tennis Ball.

OW!

Oof!

...Okay! Take your time, haha! I'll be waiting here!

Needle and Tennis Ball are dragged to Yoyleland. Both of them and the HPRC collide with Book, launching her into space.

Oh no! Do you think she'll be OK?

Tennis Ball backs away. Pin chases after Coiny with her drill pointed at him, shredding through several objects. The aliens also chase Pin. Book lands in front of her and Pin shreds her as well, and everyone stops running.

Um-

Wow, Pin. Brutally murdering your only ally. Seriously, not cool.

Not the first time I've done it!

The aliens take Book's items, and the basket prints an immunity ticket.

Well, I'm sure if Book were here, she'd want me to continue her legacy! Yoink!

...I'm just going to assume she died.

Needle recovers Book.

Huh? What happened? Two minutes left?! Oh, okay, that's fine. I can just collect more items. Huh?! Where's my basket? No, nonononono! Did I just lose?!? Am I gonna lose again?!?

Here!

You're giving me immunity?

It's not like I need it! Besides, there's someone ELSE I'd rather put up for elimination.

Eep! Hold on, where'd you get an immunity ticket from?

Mmm! Thanks for the feast, Needle! Totally forgot to mention you can sell items even though you're immune. But good on you for figuring it out! BLAH!

The fish monster spits the TV out.

I wanna play my immunity ticket!

The fish monster eats Book's ticket!

BLEH! Okay, Book is safe! Needle, who's replacing her?

I think it's obvious. I pick-

Needle, wait!

No! I want to replace Book with-

THINK ABOUT THIS!

THE PERSON ENTERING THE DANGER ZONE IS-

I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!

TENNIS- wait, really?

Uh, yeah! Next challenge, I'll do whatever you want me to do! I promise!

MmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM....

The betrayal[]

Book's Basket

Book is safe. Pin has entered the danger zone. One minute remains.

ME?! Okay, there's only one minute left, I'm turning my ticket in now, bye.

Pin blasts off.

Oh yeah, the challenge! Get in guys! I'll take you to safety!

The aliens get in Coiny's spaceship as he follows Pin towards Earth.

Coiny and Pin are currently in the danger zone. However, both of them have an immunity ticket, and just need to get to me in order to be safe. In which case, Needle will have to replace them with Book or Tennis Ball. But the only question is do they have enough time?

One of the aliens speaks to Coiny.

What? I'm not gonna fire at her.

The alien talks again, sounding angrier.

She might be a teensy tiny bit evil, but that doesn't mean she deserves...

Coiny notices how far ahead Pin is, then maliciously smiles.

Huh?

Coiny crashes into Pin.

AAAAH!

Coiny and Pin begin to burn through the atmosphere.

What are you doing?! The fish monster's THAT way! You're going to make us BOTH lose!

I know!

Pin looks at Coiny in shock. The two of them crash in a forest as time runs out.

Time's up! Book and Tennis Ball are now both safe! Coiny and Pin have failed to exit the danger zone, which means...

The aliens exit the crashed spaceship.

What was the point of that?! You've just doomed us both!

Hey, I'm just playing the game!

No! YOU made a stupid move! We BOTH could've been safe! We BOTH had tickets! But I guess having a big dramatic finish is more important!

That's not what I was doing!

What? Are you trying to get me out or something?

Yeah, that was exactly it.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You would risk getting eliminated just for a chance that I leave?!? I didn't think you were THAT petty, Coiny!

O-okay, enough of that! First of all, you're the biggest threat left. Obviously I'm going to try to get you out.

Coiny and Pin begin arguing over each other. The fish monster appears in the pond next to them and looks at them before the voting screen appears.

(Overlapping) SECONDLY, I've put so much effort into making sure you were okay this season and it's like you don't even care! So why is it so bad that I try to have some fun now? I helped you get your face, your limbs, AND your size back! I literally dug to the CENTER OF THE PLANET for you. And yet you leave hanging the ONE time I ask for help? You can't get mad at me for messing up your game when you’re literally never gonna survive. And you know what? I think Firey feels like-

(Overlapping) I'M the biggest threat? Do you actually believe that, or is this just about that last challenge?? You KNOW that if I didn't go for that win, then NEITHER of us would've been safe! And besides, it's not like YOU'LL ever get eliminated. I'm the most hated person here, so obviously I needed that immunity more than you! You didn't HAVE to keep helping me after I got my face back, I never ASKED you to help after that! And for the record, I DID care about you last challenge! I told you about the win when you wouldn’t have recovered-

The rest of the argument is muffled as the voting title card appears.

Coiny and Pin have failed to escape the danger zone. Go to the description to rate their videos. Whoever has the most likes wins the prize. Whoever has the most dislikes is eliminated. Bye bye!