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Bubble

Hoi hoi hoi, Gelatin!

Gelatin

Um, weird way of saying hi, but uh, hey Bubble!

Bubble

Would you like to eat this new dessert I cooked?

Gelatin

Sure. What is it?

Bubble

Jell-O!
Gelatin quivers.

Gelatin

Looks delicious!
Gelatin and Bubble eat the Jell-O.

Gelatin

Wait! Oh my dear collagen! (spits out Jell-O) I taste something fishy.
Gelatin tastes the Jell-O again, inspecting its flavor.

Gelatin

I knew it!

Bubble

Is it the cannibalism?

Gelatin

Ulterior motives!

Bubble

What?

Gelatin

Admit it Bubble, you came here with that Jell-O because you wanted something else from me. It's time for you to spill the truth!

Bubble

MmmmMMMM OH alright! You're correct. You see, after Ruby was eliminated last episode, I've felt pretty alone on this team. I just want some new friends!

Gelatin

Aw! Bubble! You don't have to worry. As long as you're on this team, you'll never be alone-
Bubble and Gelatin hug.

Gelatin

-Because you got Teardrop! She- still doesn't talk.

Bubble

Gelatin! I was talking about you!

Gelatin

Oh, so you think Teardrop is less worth your friendship, then? *sigh* TD, give her a dose of what you think about that...
Teardrop approaches Bubble to poke her.

Bubble

Nononononononono-
Teardrop pops Bubble.
Intro.

Four

*singing and dancing* ♪ It's time for cake at STAKE! ♪

Firey

Only if you stop dancing like that.
Four falls over in shock.
Taco holds Four up.

Taco

Don't worry, Four! Firey only meant it sarcastically.

Taco

Right Firey?

Taco

(angrier) RIGHT, FIREY?

Firey

(sarcastically) Yes, that's exactly right.

Taco

Awesome!

Four

So, Have Nots. The six of you lost the last challenge! Whoever got the fewest votes will leave the show.

Flower

Oh my gardener! Ruby, who said I was beautiful[1], and once sang me a really weird song, got eliminated last time despite getting more votes in one episode than the entire first season of BFDI!

Loser

What's your point, Flower?

Flower

Well, if you or I want to survive this elimination, we need more votes than the entire first season! And I- I just don't think I can muster that!

Loser

Well, I know I can! I've got my supporters!

Firey

Loser I'm your biggest fan, please accept my fan-mail!

Woody

A wah wah wah!

Loser

See?

Flower

Okay, that is pretty impressive.

Loser

I told you it was true!

Four

Loser!

Loser

Huh?

Four

I have a message to tell you!

Loser

What is it?

Four

*singing* ♪ Despite, your, popularity... ♪

Firey, Flower and Loser
*gasp*

Four

♪ You, got...♪
Loser looks really worried.

Four

♪ Eliminated. ♪

Loser

*stutters*

Taco

Oh my gordita!

Firey

I'm gonna take this back.

Four

Uh, X? Snap your fingers quick!

X

Oh right!
X snaps his fingers. Loser begins levitating to the Big Rotating Building.

Flower

Bye Loser! Promote my fashion line from the BRB, please!

Blocky

What a bozo box! I'm glad I'm the only cube left now!

Taco

Blocky!

Four

With Loser gone, we have BFB's final ten!

Lollipop

I only count nine of us here.

Four

Oh, right! Sorry.
Four recovers Bubble.

Four

The twenty-first challenge is-
Cut to one of Yellow Face's ads.

Yellow Face

Need a can of beans because, um, you like beans? Then buy our Can of Beans 25 per-
Taco disrupts the ad.

Taco

Oh no no no no no no. Now is not the time to show us an ad.

Four

But don't you understand? That IS the twenty-first contest! Yellow Face, Incorporated has barraged you with ads for their products over the years. With some not so legal snooping, I have discovered the location of Yellow Face's warehouse, which has over a million products! In this contest, three people from each team, the shoppers, will go to the warehouse and buy gifts for the other two, the receivers. X will measure how satisfied the receivers are with their gifts, and whichever team achieves highest satisfaction wins!

X

So first, decide who's gonna shop for gifts and who's gonna receive gifts.

Blocky

Alright Have Notters, who wants to be a gift receiver? Raise your hand high!

Woody

Nnnnh?

Flower

Oh, I love consuming products! Pick me! Pick me!

Blocky

Okay, we got Flower and- really? Nobody else?

Taco

Blocky, Woody's been raising his hand the whole time!

Blocky

No, he's been doing this wimpy "NyeeeEEAH" schtick, which is way more wimpy.

Taco

Blocky, now you're just being a jerk! It's okay Woody, you can be a gift receiver.

Woody

Wah!

Bubble

Teardrop! I know you literally assassinated me a few minutes ago, but do you wanna be shoppers together?

Teardrop

*nods, then thumbs up*

Bubble

Yoylecake! Bonding time with another water-based specimen!

Lollipop

Yeesh. Now that's a weird way to say it.

Bubble

We need one more shopper, though. Hmm. Leafy and Lolly both act really weird around me, so, Gelatin! You should shop with us!

Gelatin

Aw! I wanted to be a gift receiver! My gift haul for my last birthday (June 29th) is already getting boring. I need some new gizmos.

Lollipop

New gizmos, you say? Why not try out my patented Fork Repellent!

Gelatin

Oh yeah? You AND Yellow Face are selling competing products now?

Lollipop

I- suppose.

Gelatin

This might get interesting.

Four

No more talking! Here's how it's gonna work: Yellow Face's warehouse is 2,763 miles away, so to get there, shoppers must ride in this high-speed express train! Get in!

Firey

Looks like we get to go on an adventure, Taco!

Taco

I guess this could be pretty exciting.

Blocky

Whatever!
The shoppers board the train, which leaves immediately after.

Four

As for you gift receivers, you can just sit on this bench and wait!

Leafy

Um, no thanks!

Taco

Blocky, I heard you call Woody wimpy earlier. That's not OK.

Blocky

But it was true, and only wimps support other wimps!

Taco

Why have you been so standoffish lately?

Blocky

Have not!

Taco

Hmm. It's because Woody got his way, huh?

Blocky

What do you mean?

Taco

You don't like that. You gotta stop defining your successes on how much others fail!

Blocky

Dude, stop!

Taco

That may have worked in the past, but it won't work in a team setting like ours.

Blocky

Yo, stop trying to psychoanalyze my mind. It's creepy.

Bubble

Now we're climbing a mountain! Now we're here! Hop out, everyone!
Everyone exits the train.

Gelatin

Woah! This place is big! Like, big big.

Firey

I wonder if Yellow Face is here to give us a tour of the place.

Bubble

No Firey, Yellow Face is busy competing for TPOT.

Firey

Hmm. I guess we're free to go in alone, then!
The shoppers enter the building.

Taco

Woah! There's so many products in here! Four wasn't lying when he said millions!

Firey

So this is where my sleep paralysis demon takes me in my dreams!

Taco

What?

Bubble

So, when I ordered a bubble transformer from Yellow Face all those years ago, this must've been where it came from!

Firey

Alright, Bubble and friends! It was a blast riding that express train with you three, but we're on different teams, so we must depart now.

Gelatin

Oh! Okay. Uh, you guys are a little weird, but uh, goodbye!

Bubble

Gelly, that's not nice!

Taco

So we need gifts for Woody and Flower. What do you guys think Woody would like?

Blocky

Definitely this super-spiky glove to the face! Ha-ha!

Taco

Blocky, that's an AWFUL idea! Only sadists and meat tenderizer enthusiasts would buy that!

Firey

*coughs and backs away*

Taco

Remember Blocky, we're a team. So try to pick what's in Woody's best interests, cause that's also what's in your best interests.

Blocky

Fine.

Gelatin

Oh hey! Forks!

Bubble

No, wait, Gelatin, don't go-
Gelatin throws three forks out the door.

Bubble

-tossing those forks.

Gelatin

Sorry, I just couldn't resist! Do you think Lolly would like these?

Bubble

Hmm- well, she did start that company that sells Fork Repellent.

Gelatin

And?

Bubble

I see her spray that stuff on herself.

Gelatin

And?

Bubble

Every day.

Gelatin

Oh, so-

Bubble

Yeah, I don't think she likes those things very much.
Bubble sees a box of spoons next to her.

Bubble

Let's get her a bunch of spoons!

Gelatin

So smart!

Woody

*sniff*

Leafy

So, uh, guys, how's your day been?

Woody

*sniff* *sneeze*

Leafy

Who's excited to receive their presents?

Flower

Yeah, it's going alright. But I'm not a fan of how cramped this pot feels!

X

Oh, perfect timing to test out my Satisfaction Detector!
X uses his Satisfaction Detector on Flower.

Satisfaction Detector

2 out of 10.

X

It works!

Taco

What about Flower, you guys? What's she into?

Firey

Hmmm. She's extremely receptive to bugs, so maybe we could get her this package of 10 million bug larvae?

Taco

What? No! She has an extremely BAD reception of bugs, not a GOOD one!

Blocky

Well, I remember Flower said she was trying to promote her fashion line, so how about this bag of glitter she could use to spice up her clothes even more?

Taco

Wow, that was actually a good idea. I'm proud of you, Blocky.
Blocky puts the glitter in a box.

Gelatin

Do you think this is enough for Lollipop?

Bubble

Uh, almost! But, where'd Teardrop go?

Gelatin

There!
Teardrop runs over with what appears to be a Magic 8-Ball.

Gelatin

Whatcha got there, Teardrop?
Teardrop gives the 8-Ball to Gelatin.

Gelatin

"Niceness Level Detector". Ooh! A gift for Leafy, perfect! Our work here is done!

Bubble

But that's just a random number generator!

Gelatin

Eh, whatever.
Gelatin puts the gifts in boxes.

Gelatin

I think we can head back to Four with our gifts.

Bubble

Fine!

Leafy

Uh, Woody?

Woody

Hwa?

Leafy

Remember the time I told you "there's a life out there, so enjoy it"?

Woody

Wah?

Leafy

Well, since then, I've learned that sometimes you're just not in the right mind state to enjoy the things you used to enjoy. But that's natural, and OK. Things will get better eventually, even if they're not perfect right now.

Woody

Wah!

Lollipop

Oh, puh-lease. That's so cheesy, I would laugh, but I suppose I should be nicer to my fellow BFB-mates. So, I'll respect it. Want some Fork Repellent?

Flower

Oh my gardener! Is that the Fork Repellent from the Yellow Face brand? That's my favorite!

Lollipop

Ick! No! This comes from the far superior Lollipop brand, which many studies have shown is much good-er...

Taco

Do you think Woody would like this bucket?

Firey

I like bucket.

Blocky

No, that won't work. Woody's deathly afraid of the color gray.

Taco

Wait, really?

Firey

Yeah, we discovered that before you joined the show. It was a tumultuous time.

Taco

Hm. Alright, what about this bubble-blowing starter kit?

Blocky

Definitely not. Woody is petrified of bubbles, too!

Taco

Wow, you guys know a lot more about Woody's history than me, it seems.

Blocky

Oh, how about... this cardboard box?

Firey

That's perfect! Woody gets scared by lots of things, so if he ever feels that way, he can just hide inside this thing, and it should calm his nerves!

Taco

Hey, that's pretty thoughtful of you guys! This could really help Woody overcome his fears, huh?

Firey

Yeah!

Taco

I'm proud of you guys for putting yourself in Woody's shoes.

Blocky

Yeah, yeah, whatever, let's just get back home.
Gelatin encounters a box with something jumping around inside.

Gelatin

Why does this say "Don't Purple, Open Inside"?

Firey

Woah, what is that thing?

Gelatin

I'm trying to figure it out. Maybe if we could find a latch to open?

Taco

Woah, Gelatin, that could be dangerous! Watch out!

Gelatin

Don't worry! I'm being careful.
The creature in the box jumps again, causing Taco and Firey to scream.

Gelatin

Okay, let's get outta here!
The contestants get back on the train, which heads back to Four.

Four

Welcome back! Teams, give your gifts to their recipients!

X

And I'll measure how much they like their gifts, with my handy-dandy Satisfaction Detector.

Four

Do, not. show. OFF!

X

Aww, okay.

Gelatin

Hey! Leafster! Accept this gift.
Leafy opens the gift.

Leafy

A bowling ball? I mean, it's a cool sport and all, but, I've had mixed experiences with the game.

Bubble

No Leafy, it's a Niceness Detector! Shake it!

Leafy

Oh, I see!
Leafy shakes the Niceness Detector.

Leafy

Hooray! It says I'm nice!
Leafy shakes it again.

Leafy

I'm evil? Grrr!
Leafy shakes it yet again.

Leafy

Hooray! How kind!
Leafy shakes it a fourth time. X's Satisfaction Detector charges up.

Leafy

Yay! I'm so mad! Wow, cool! That is so wrong! Yay! No! Yay! No! Yay! No! Yes, this is what I like to see!
X's Satisfaction Detector hits Leafy.

Satisfaction Detector

8 out of 10.

Firey

Flower, allow us to present our offering to the Floral Queen!

Flower

This Floral Queen expects only the highest standards of quality!
Flower opens the gift.

Flower

Oh my dirt! Glitter! I can add decorations to all my fashiony things!
Flower pours the glitter on her face.

Taco

Great gift choice.
Taco and Blocky hi-five as X uses the Satisfaction Detector on Flower.

Satisfaction Detector

10 out of 10.

Lollipop

A gift? For me? How generous, if it were not for the fact that you were obligated to do this to further your own self-interest in the game.

Gelatin

Just open it!

Lollipop

Alright! (tosses box lid) Oh wow! Spoon! I love spoon! Spoon good! Spoon shiny! Very shiny and sparkly! And useful! (looking closely) Hold on. Does this spoon say "Made in Yellow Face's Warehouse"? Ugh! That company makes horrendous products! Do you hear that, potential customer base? Lollipop Inc.'s products are far more valuable in comparison.

Satisfaction Detector

3 out of 10.

Gelatin

Darn it! I knew that would be a problem!

Four

So the Have Cots' satisfaction ratings add up to 11 points. The Have Nots have already secured 10 points, but they're waiting on their final gift for Woody!

Taco

We got this in the bag! Blocky, you chose the gift, so you get to deliver it.

Blocky

Alright.
Blocky gives the gift to Woody, who opens it. Blocky and Firey celebrate early.

Woody

Wuh- wha?

Taco

Woody, it's a cardboard shelter! If you ever see something you're scared of, you could use it to um- uh- you could go inside of it! To hide, and um, calm yourself, so you're uh, less scared of whatever you were scared of?
While she is talking, Woody gets increasingly angry, and starts turning red.

Woody

Rarr!
Woody crushes the box in his hands. X uses the Satisfaction Detector.

Satisfaction Detector

0 out of 10.

Blocky

What in the actual flip? Woody, this is supposed to be the perfect gift for you!

Woody

Oh, wah wah wah wah! Wa wah wah!

Blocky

Oh my God, you crybaby! You just made us lose the challenge! Gah!
Blocky picks up Woody.

Bubble

Blocky! Woody's not a baby! You shouldn't have treated him like one! Woody, don't worry, I understand the struggle you're going through.

Flower

Bubble, this discussion doesn't involve you.
Flower pops Bubble.

Taco

I'm so confused, though. I thought that gift could help him!

Woody

No, wah wah!

Taco

Alright, sure, whatever. But Woody, I was just trying to help you out! Couldn't you at least appreciate that?

Lollipop

Maybe you guys need to reassess what value Woody contributes to your team. He's not just a dead weight, you know.

Gelatin

Yeah, I agree with Lollipop here. Even if she has corporate interests that make cloudier judgment.

Lollipop

Yo, customer base? Don't listen to the gelatin.

Blocky

The candy ball might have a point.

Flower

What do you mean? I don't think so! If anything, I think you're too nice on Woody!

Blocky

That's the problem!

Flower

No it's not. Meanness is the key to defeating your enemies!

Blocky

No! Flower, Taco and I tried super hard to find the perfect gift for the Woody in our heads, but the Woody in our heads was kinda insulting to the Woody in reality.

Firey

Are you saying there's a little Woody living in my head right now? How you doing, little buddy?

Taco

*sigh* Blocky's right. We just gotta try harder next time.

Four

So that wrapped things up! The Have Nots end up with a total ten satisfaction points, placing them one point behind the Have Cots' eleven points, so they are up for elimination for the second time in a row. (Looks at the two fingers, visibly angry.)
Credits: Cary appears with a Leafy plush.

Cary Huang

Hi guys! I hope you enjoyed the episode. It featured a little bit of gift giving, even though Christmas is still pretty far away. But anyway, the Have Nots lost, which means whichever member gets the fewest votes from you viewers is going to be eliminated! So you viewer, pick who you want to save the most, and then type their letter in square brackets and post it on a comment on this video. There's only five of them left now, so after next episode there will only be four. Anyway, please subscribe to jacknjellify, because then you'll be notified when the next episode comes out and you can find out whether your vote made a difference! Thanks for watching and I'll see you all later!
Post-credits scene.

Flower

Hey, Firey! Wanna try my new glitter-infused fashion line?

Firey

Alright.
Flower puts her glittery sweater on Firey. The glitter shines.

Flower

Wow, you look so radiant!

Loser

*continues stuttering in the BRB*
Ruby, Spongy, and Balloony scream in the BRB.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

  1. [BFB1]

    Ruby

    Flower's pretty beautiful.

    Flower

    *gasp*