Lick Your Way to Freedom/Transcript

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Blocky?

Huh? Oh, it's you.

I wish my spot on this team was more res...re...

Respected?

Grassy needs respect!

Okay, Grassy, I'll talk to Golf Ball about- Hang on, where is Golf Ball?

Don't you remember? You killed them last episode.

Yeah, but don't they get, y'know, recovered?

The recovery centers were DESTROYED.

Oh. So how do we get them back?

8 Ball and Blocky walk over to Four.

Four, we need-

Let's do Cake at Stake!

The new Cake at Stake intro plays.

But first we need to get Book & Foldy & Gaty & Golf Ball & Ice Cube & Lollipop & Taco & Teardrop & Tennis Ball back, right, Four?

*screeches*

Get into your teams, people!

The members of iance (except for Lightning) scream as pillars emerge underneath them.

iance, you lost last time, so you do the Cake at Stake!

We received 9,983 votes. The-

WAAAIT!!!

Voters, if your comments look like any of these-

The words/letters H, [EF], [A ], {G}, [Ruby], and [B appear on-screen.

-we did not count your votes! BE MORE CAREFUL!!

You're on the other team!

No!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Donut gets flung past all of the Recommended Characters.

The person with the most votes will be eliminated from BFB. I have seven (7) slices of cake.

*nudges Cake*

Gasp!

If I give you cake, you get to stay! But if not, no more game for you!

Four places the tray of cakes on top of X.

Oh.

Time to show the votes!

Four gets out a packet of crayons.

Bubble got 147 votes.

Here ya go, Bubble!

X flings a slice of cake to Bubble.

Good, like, job, Bubble!

Yoy!

Ruby got 152 votes.

X flings a cake to Ruby.

Like, good job Ruby!

Thanks. *CHOMP*

Yikes!

Lightning and Snowball got 532 and 616 votes respectively! They're safe!

X tosses two slices of cake to Lightning and Snowball.

So now it's down to Fanny, Flower, Match and Pencil!

Flower only received 838 votes.

X tosses a slice of cake to Flower.

Wow! That's the second time I've survived an elimination!

Match is safe too, with 1,362 votes.

X tosses a cake to Match.

Look, Pence-Pence, I'm safe!

Yeah! Too bad about Fanny though.

Actually, Fanny is safe!

X tosses the last slice of cake to Fanny, who shreds her cake into Flower's face with her blades.

Fanny is safe with 1,731 votes.

Wait, but that means-

With 4,595 votes, Pencil is eliminated!

Four draws a large line that spans across the whole board, showing Pencil's votes.

Pencil opens her mouth in complete shock.

That's the biggest ever! Oh, yeah!

X jumps into the air while also forming an arrow pointing upwards.

QUICK, MATCH! ACTIVATE THE ELIMINATION PREVENTION PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Four sucks Pencil into him, then Four blinks.

Like, what do we do when Pencil gets eliminated?

I don't remember... wait! Oh, right! That's what alternates are for!

But Book and Ice Cube are on the different team now! Also they're dead.

Yeah, they're dead, and so is everyone else on my team!

Dora appears.

Except Dora.

Yeah, and Foldy's dead too! You have to do something!

Yellow Face, Fries, Dora, Eraser, Stapy, Saw, Basketball, Robot Flower, 8 Ball, Blocky, Grassy, TV, Marker, Puffball and Bell all yell at Four about recovering dead contestants.

Fine, I'll only recover 1 person!

Yes, please, thank you Four! Please can you recover Ta-

Hey! How come YOU get to-

TENNIS BALL!

Okay!

Tennis Ball emerges from Four's hand.

More yelling about bringing people back.

FINE!

Four points to a jar that is being filled with jawbreakers. Gaty is seen in one of them.

YOUR EIGHT DEAD FRIENDS ARE NOW IN EIGHT OF THOSE JAWBREAKERS, BUT MOST ARE EMPTY. FIND ANY PERSON IN A JAWBREAKER TO MAKE YOUR TEAM WIN. THE LAST TEAM TO FIND A CONTESTANT WILL BE PUNISHED!

So to clarify, we have to save someone from one of the jawbreakers for our team to be safe?

It seems to be that that is the case!

Go!

The BFB intro plays.

Dora, how are we going to win this with such a disadvantage?

Dora walks over to the Drop Zone.

Dora?

Dora knocks the Drop Zone, toppling one of the jawbreakers, then proceeds to crack the jawbreaker with her head.

Yay!

That was easier than I expected.

is safe!

Scene cuts to Beep. Cloudy has one of the jawbreakers and Leafy walks up to him.

Alright now, Cloudy. Hey! How did you know to get a jawbreaker?

Huh?

I didn't tell you your job yet!

[thick accent] I have a job? I was just collecting.

Well, your true calling is to bring jawbreakers to our team.

[thick accent] It’s not the same.

Leafy is angry and crosses off Cloudy’s loyalty of 5 and downgrades it to 4.

Did you get your job yet?

Yeah.

You gotta do what you gotta do...DAVID!!! You better start licking those jawbreakers!!!

NO!

[thick accent] Yeah...gotta do what I GOTTA DO!

Cloudy proceeds to finish writing Leafy's name on his "To Collect" list.

*cut to iance*

iance is licking the jawbreaker.

Everyone, stop licking! I think I see Ice Cube inside!

Yay!

iance is safe!

Hey, isn't Ice Cube, like, one of our alternates?

Oh...

Ice Cube, please be part of our alliance!

Yeah. Plus, we stopped licking, just for you!

Um...

Ice Cube! You're back! We missed you!

*cut to Beep*

You're missing a team member.

Yeah, Roboty's off doing something. I'm sure he means well, but sometimes it's...

Four won't like this.

*brief pause*

Oobily goobily wheezer beezers!

Cut to Roboty in a forest.

Roboty!!! (pants) Tell me where you are!!!

Roboty hears Woody's voice.

Can you hear me??? We need you!!!

Roboty starts to head back. He trips, but gets back up.

Roboty!!!

Ice Cube! You look nervous, did something happen?

Ice Cube shakes her head.

OK, but if anything bad happens you can always tell me.

Book shuts the door she's behind and walks away.

Wobotyeh!!!

We don't know where he is!

Woody and Leafy

Roboty!!!

Rocky! You don't have a job yet?

Little one, let's put you to use.

Balloony makes Rocky vomit on the jawbreaker.

Your acid will speed up the process.

Aw, seriously?

(while petting Rocky) You did good, little one! Who doesn't like salt and vinegar?

Nickel licks the disintegrating jawbreaker.

Eh.. (Woody's tongue comes in contact with Rocky's vomit. He screams.)

Leafy pulls Woody's tongue and slingshots it back into his mouth.

Nickel, I'm very sorry to take you away from your job, but I have a new one for you.

I'm not gonna argue with you.

Stapy cracks open a jawbreaker.

Hey, there's someone inside this one!

Free Food is safe!

IS FOLDY INSIDE?

No! It's Lollipop.

Punish her!

Marker licks Lollipop while Stapy bangs himself onto Lollipop's head.

*Cut to Team Ice Cube!, who are licking a jawbreaker, and using Naily as a jackhammer.*

Team Ice Cube! is safe.

Eh! Aw, it's not Icy.

Don't worry, we're not gonna kill you or anything.

Teardrop runs off.

Oh no, Bracelety's sad again!

She'll get over it.

Cut to Roboty putting broken jawbreakers on a conveyor belt.

.-- .... -.-- (WHY)

[thick accent] How's it going in there? (pause) Well, that's good to hear!

Cloudy accidentally crushes Roboty by dropping a jawbreaker on him, causing Woody to scream. Leafy pulls his tongue again.

Thanks! That was a really good one!

Huh? That wasn't me.

Now if we could just get it that wide every time, that would be great.

Leafy lets go of Woody's tongue. Nickel then starts kicking Woody in an attempt to get his tongue out, but to no avail.

(Various noises of pain)

One can only dream.

Leafy pulls open Woody's mouth.

Come on!

Cut to Death P.A.C.T.

OK, Black Hole. Do the thing.

Black Hole sucks the top off of five jawbreakers.

This one's empty!

This one, too!

[deadpan] Oh dang. It's all jam-packed with air.

This one's empty, too!

Uh, what are you talking about? Foldy's inside!

Yeah, Foldy's inside!

Death P.A.C.T. is safe.

Liy...

Foldy... Why don't you go back to your team with STAPY, where you belong?

Foldy, you're back!

Tosses Lollipop's stick to

.

Wait, you look totally steamed. What's the issue?

I saw Liy.

Ugh.

Cut to 8-Ball.

NYAR!

*screams* Stop it!

We found Golf Ball.

A-no-ther Name Than That is safe!

Thanks for freeing-

Golf Ball, we need to talk to you about something. Grassy tells me you haven't been treating him with respect.

Oh, come on. Really? Grassy?

We've decided the new team leader is 8-Ball!

Hmph.

What? You can't replace me! I'm the team leader! TB, DO SOMETHING!!!

I tried to stop them, but they wouldn't listen!

Cut to Pin and Loser.

Loser's getting someone!

*licking*

Who are you? Can you tell me? I think it's...I can't!

*clang sound as Gaty sticks to Pin's point*

It's Gaty.

(dancing) The Losers are safe. You know who's not safe? Voters aren't safe.

Oh, wait! We're not last? Whoo! Dab it, my boyonocerus!

*dabs*

No, I played a joke on you.

Ha!

YOU'RE not safe.

One of you will be eliminated.

Woody puts down his dab.

(looking at a deflated Balloony) [thick accent] I can’t believe it! This is a dead body!

-.-- .. -.- . ... (YIKES)

A caption appears and reads "Truly unfair."

What do you mean? He's still alive! He just needs a little air, lemme show you!

Uh? Wait, stop!

See? Doesn't he just look happy to be alive? Don't you want to be him? (whispering into her hand) I agree with you. He is a hindrance when he is deflated.

Balloony pops.

(sarcastic) Oh no...

Woody blinks. Cut to voting.

Vote in the comments using a letter and square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.

And don't forget to use brackets!

Cut to after-credits scene.

Ugh. You can stop licking, David. We already lost.

Nickel and David walk away. It is then revealed that Taco is stuck inside the jawbreaker they were just licking.