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Before the intro[]

Golf Ball

What do you think that cloud looks like?

Tennis Ball

I think the cloud looks like a tennis ball.

Golf Ball

Well, I think it looks like a golf ball!

Tennis Ball

Tennis ball!

Golf Ball

Golf ball!

Tennis Ball

TENNIS BALL!

Golf Ball

GOLF BALL!!!
Camera pans to Rocky and Firey
Rocky barfs on Firey

Firey

Oh my oxygen! Rocky has some serious vomiting issues.

Coiny

Yeah, but when he has to barf, he knows exactly where to!

Firey

GRR!!
Firey and Coiny slap each other faster and faster

Golf Ball

Guys, why do you slap each other? It's pointless!

Lovers

He's a jerk!
(Intro)

After the intro[]

Camera pans towards Golf Ball

Golf Ball

Hey! What is that speaker machine doing here?

Announcer

I'm here to remind you that your team, Another Name, lost. Let's go to the Cake At Stake place to see who'll be eliminated.

Cake at Stake[]

(Cake at Stake theme plays)
A few clones of Squishy Cherries and Squashy Grapes are laughing
Camera pans into the Cake at Stake place

Announcer

The two of you with the most votes will leave the team. One will join the Cherries. The other will be eliminated.
Camera pans to GB and Firey

Announcer

Golf Ball and Firey, you each have a Win Token, would you like to use it now?

Firey

Errrrrr...

Announcer

Remember, if you use it, Half of your votes will not count.

Firey

I won't use it.

Golf Ball

Well, I will.
(Announcer takes WT from GB)

Announcer

Out of the total 37 votes, Tennis Ball is safe at 2 votes.

Tennis Ball

Yay! But don't I also get some cake?

Announcer

A cake was too expensive, so we'll pretend. Here's an imaginary slice of cake.
Announcer throws the imaginary cake at Tennis Ball

Announcer

Firey is safe at 3 votes...

Coiny

Grr!

Announcer

...and Coiny is safe at 5 votes.

Firey

Grr!

Announcer

Golf ball and Rocky got 12 and 15 votes, respectively. Even with her win token, Golf ball's still in the top 2.

Golf Ball

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Firey and Coiny repetitively slap each other

Tennis Ball

Uh-oh! I'm left with the slappers!

Announcer

Golf Ball and Rocky, the Squishy Cherries will either vote you onto their team, or to be eliminated.

Bubble

So yeah, I'd pick Rocky onto our team. GB is just a no-no!

Pen

I'd say Rocky, because Golf Ball sounds like a BOY (a male gender symbol appears), even though she's a GIRL (the male gender symbol flips into a female gender symbol), and that's...just...WRONG!

Eraser

I'd say Rocky, because Golf Ball's a bossy-bot.

Match

I'd say like Rocky, because I am not big fan of dimples. (The word "DIMPLES" appears repeated inside GB's dimples.)

Snowball

I'd say Rocky, because GB said my brain is small!

Pencil

(voice breaking) Well, what I say won't matter, so I'll say Rocky too!
(Rocky jumps to the Squishy Cherries)

Announcer

Goodbye, Golf Ball, or GBGB for short.

Pencil

Hyuck hyuck, that's SO-O hilare!
Camera pans to Golf Ball

Golf Ball

Now my chances of winning went from 7.143%, to 0.000%...!
GB gets dropped into the TLC

Contest[]

Announcer

It's narrowed down to thirteen contestants. A baker's dozen.

Leafy

I wonder where the new stairs lead.

Announcer

Well, in order for the next contest to start, all of you must climb them.
Everyone climbs the stairs with Firey and Coiny repeatedly slapping each other on top of TB

Snowball

I... I think this is the top!
Tennis Ball trips and falls over the edge

Tennis Ball

Whoa!

Snowball

Ha ha!
Camera shows Tennis Ball falling down into the clouds

Announcer

So, now that you're all up here except for that clumsy Tennis Ball, I want you to tie these balloons around your waists.
Everyone ties the balloons around their waists

Announcer

Now that you're done, would you like to see a magic trick?

Pen

Yeah, I love magic tricks. Do it!

Announcer

Okay, here I go. Poof.
The floor disappears

Firey

(screams) - Oh, uh.

Coiny

Ha ha!

Announcer

So the 11th contest is to try to stay up in the air. Last team standing wins.

Bubble

Well, this should be easy.

Announcer

Oh yeah, over there is a basket of nails to throw at others. Help yourself and BEGIN!

Leafy

Okay, I say we go for the Cherries. With 7 people, they're a bigger threat.

Blocky

Okay.
Blocky and Pencil throw nails at each other. The nails collide end to end and stop each other.

Bubble

It just doesn't feel right!

Pen

No, Bubble, that's because you have to pull tighter!
Pen pulls Bubble's string, popping her
TB falls and bounces
Leafy throws a nail to Match and Pen's balloons, which pop. Then the nail hits Rocky.

Coiny

Grr!
Coiny slaps Firey.
Firey starts to move.

Firey

Whoa!
Blocky holds a nail into Firey's balloon and pops.

Firey

AAAAAAH!
Firey falls down screaming and TB flies up in front of Coiny

Coiny

Hi, TB.

Snowball

Whoa!
SB throws a nail into Pencil's balloon and pops

Eraser

What was that for?

Snowball

The balloons were pink! Pink is too girly!

Eraser

I would disagree. I think pink is quite manly!

Snowball

But our team color is red! Shouldn't our balloons be red, not pink?

Announcer

Well, red balloons were too expensive.
Firey falls and lights Bomby's fuse himself

Bomby

OH NO FIREY YOU LIT MY FUSE!!!!!!

Tennis Ball

Oh, you're down here, too? That means it's all down to Coiny!

Firey

The jerk!
SB and Eraser throw nails to Leafy but misses it

Blocky

Leafy, watch out!

Leafy

Huh?
Leafy does the Dodging Pattern

Leafy

Woah woah wuaagggh, woaughh woauugh wuugh woooahwugh woah woah!

Coiny

Yah.
(Coiny throws a nail to Ice Cube and she shatters)

Coiny

Oh, I'm an ice-cold killer.
Camera pans to Bomby

Bomby

OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH!
Camera pans to the sky

Blocky

Die, Coiny!

Coiny

Uh-oh! This basket will protect me!
Blocky throws nails to Coiny's balloon and the balloon with the basket of nails and pops their balloons

Announcer

The Names lose again.
Coiny and basket of nails fall

Bomby

OH NO!!!!
Basket of nails falls onto Bomby
Bomby explodes and the contestants die

Leafy

So how do we pop without nails?

Snowball

Um...

Blocky

We BITE!
Blocky bites SB's balloon and pops
Snowball falls

Snowball

No!

Leafy

Mweh...
Leafy squeezes and pops Eraser's balloon
Eraser falls and screams

Blocky

I'm gonna try what the talking metal box did. POOF!
Blocky disappears Rocky's balloon and Rocky falls

Leafy

Yeah, we won!
Leafy and Blocky high-five

Announcer

So, the Grapes won, the Cherries got number two and the Names lost again. Voters, (pictures of the contestants appear with their names underneath) vote off either Firey, Coiny, or Tennis Ball. The two with the most votes will leave the team. One will join the Grapes.
Text appears: "Comment to vote! Voting period ends November 10." then "Episode 12 will come out on December 1."
Camera pans to the sky with Leafy and Blocky

Epilogue[]

Leafy

Um, maybe we should go down now.

Blocky

Nah!
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers