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Shopping Cart and Scissors are eyeing Yoyle Mountain.

Shopping Cart

I dunno... Looks kinda stupid and weird.

Scissors

Well, I guess you're right when you put it like that.
Rubber Spatula and Anchor walk towards Shopping Cart and Scissors, Anchor wielding a chainsaw and donning snow shoes.

Anchor

Hey Shopping Cart! Hey Scissors!

Shopping Cart

Hey Anchor!

Anchor

Check it; we found the absolute PERFECT tree!

Rubber Spatula

It's lovely, but... are you sure it'll fit?

Anchor

Oh...
Income Tax Return Document is seen trying to sleep with the bright Christmas tree right outside their bedroom window.

Anchor

I'll make it fit alright...

Rubber Spatula

I'm not sure that's what Two wants...

Shopping Cart

Yeah, Anchor... They're looking for something to fit in the lobby... Nothing like a few festive decorations to really spruce the place up!

Scissors

Like THAT spruce?

Shopping Cart

Ugh, NO!!! It's too gangly and shrimpy! We need something FULL like THAT!

Anchor

Too short! We need something like THIS!

Rubber Spatula

Anchor, that's a ski lift... We need something like THAT tree!
Rubber Spatula points to a tree that is simply a triangle.

Scissors

Too simple.
Scissors points to a realistic image of a Christmas tree.

Shopping Cart

Too complex.
Shopping Cart points to a tree drawn in the art style of early Battle for Dream Island.

Anchor

Too classic.
Anchor points to A Tree who waves at them.

Rubber Spatula

Too animated...
Rubber Spatula points at a regular tree.

Scissors

Too- Wait, that actually looks pretty good!

Shopping Cart

Well, yeah, but still too tall.
Shopping Cart throws Scissors away next to Anchor.

Scissors

So Anchor, what're those things you're wearing on your feet?

Anchor

They're snow shoes. I wear them so I don't fall through the ice.
Anchor takes the snow shoes off.

Anchor

Wanna try them on?

Scissors

Sure!
Anchor falls through the ice.

Shopping Cart

(off-screen) Alright, we made our choice!

Rubber Spatula

Pass us the chainsaw, Anchor!
Rubber Spatula notices Anchor is not there as Scissors shakes in fear.
Rubber Spatula and Shopping Cart use Scissors to cut down the tree, Scissors screaming in agony.
Fade to a card saying "Happy Holidays" with a drawing of Rubber Spatula driving Shopping Cart with the Christmas tree and Scissors in pain behind them.