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An audience of Davids sits quietly. Lewis appears, making the crowd go wild. Photographs flash. The scene cuts to Lewis on a pool on top of a roof, which then cuts to Lewis driving in a fancy car, who drives by a surprised Tennis Ball and Fries.
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Is that Lewis?!
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It is Lewis! He definitely loves cars with mirrors!
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Announcer! How did Lewis afford that fancy car?
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Because he won the lottery, DUH!
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Wait, that was for real?
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Oooh! Can I enter the lottery?
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Go knock yourself out.
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Fries takes the lottery ticket from Firey Speaker Box's Sender Scoop Thrower.
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Awesome!
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Fries runs to the Lottery Machine and places his ticket inside.
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Ding. Ticket received. Please come back in 2 days for results.
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Okay, fine...I'll wait.
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(Intro plays)
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Pan to FreeSmart, who is walking together.
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Woah! Guys, look! (pan to Aerospace Manufacturing Plant) It's the smoldering remains of the Aerospace Plant!
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Wow! What an anti-beauty!
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Let's ravage through the wreckage!
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Pencil makes a running jump and cannonballs into some rubble.
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Oh my word, I found an ancient spaceship laser shooter! I don't know if it still works, but I'll still hold on to it for historical reasons!
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Book stores the laser shooter in herself.
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Ooh! Look at these gears!
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They look so attractive!
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They look fabulous as earrings on you, Pence-Pence, or should I say gearings!
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You're right! They compliment my metal headband, just exquisitely.
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Hello, FreeSmarter with the ugly earrings and others, wanna do Cake at Stake?
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Well, no.
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Ooh, ooh! I want to do it!
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Gosh dangit, Ruby.
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But can we at lest do it at our Clubhouse of Awesomeness? It has cultural significance to us.
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Sure!
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Montage of FreeSmart and Firey Speaker Box walking to the Eiffel Tower.
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Wow, it's so dark in here!
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That's because we've gotta turn on the Liy!
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Pencil turns on the lights to the clubhouse.
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Look, Ice Cube, we're in the Clubhouse of Awesomeness! What a TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL!
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Wow! Last time we were here, we got kicked out!
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Well, Match isn't here to exclude anymore, is she?
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Whatever. It's time for Cake at Stake!
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A new Cake at Stake intro plays, featuring TV and Lewis doing martial arts moves.
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Oh great. That's officially the Cake at Stake intro now?
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Yeah! Oh also, I brought Firey and Gelatin here.
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What up, team?
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Gelatin's Revolutionary Headphones go off.
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*gasp* They're not FreeSmarters! GrrRRRRRR!!!
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Book gets in Ruby's way. Ruby's kick does not knock her back.
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I'm an inclusion handbook, and we MUST include them!
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Ruby shatters from kicking Book.
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Ruby, could I have your Yoyleite?
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Gelatin's Revolutionary Headphones go off again.
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Enough! So FreeSmart, your team of six failed to build a dungeon last episode, so you're on the chopping block. Let's see who received the most likes from viewers and will receive a prize.
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Lo and behold, Icy, this TV is a historic clubhousian innovation!
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WOW!
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Ruby wins the prize!
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Congrats Ruby! But um, how will her dead shards spin the wheel?
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Time to see what my prize is gonna be!
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Wait, wait wait wait, what's happening?!
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I get... to time travel to ten seconds ago and be reassembled? Speakery, that's a weird prize. I'd like to request a new o-
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Ruby's dead body disappears.
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Um, what was that?
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Your prize! BE THANKFUL!
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Well, I'M not!
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(slaps Ruby) Anyway, on to the dislikes. If you're safe, you'll receive a slice of asbestos cake. If you got the most dislikes, you're eliminated! The first people safe are Ruby and Book, with 7K and 9K dislikes. (flings cake slices)
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Thanks! But wait, aren't these the same cakes as last episode?
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Uh, maybe.
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So, no W.O.A.H. Bunchers actually ATE their asbestos? Oh wait, that- that's a good thing. HOORAY!!!
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Book lands on top of Spongy, who has inexplicably appeared in the clubhouse.
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Hey! I ate my asbestos!
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Yeah well, Spongy, you ARE next-level weird. Anyway, the next contestants safe are the headphone duo, Ice Cube and Gelatin, both with 11K.
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Yeah!
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Booyah!
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WAKE UP, PENCE-PENCE! WAKE UP!! DANGER ALERT!!!
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I AM awake! What's the big deal, huh?
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The vote is down between YOU and FIREY!
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Pshh! I'm not worried. The voters would never pick a non-FreeSmarter over ME!
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Oh Gelatin, I'm scared!
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Hey, don't be. Last time this happened, you got the most likes! The fans love you!
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Let's show the votes!
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Firey is eliminated with 14,028 dislikes to Pencil's 13,530.
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See? I knew we were fine. Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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NOOOOO!!! I hope you enjoy your stupid Yoyleite, Ruby! That's the whole reason I'm even ON THIS TEAM!
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Hey, (takes a bite of an apple) don't blame me, blame TB. If he wanted the Yoyleite that badly, (takes another bite) why didn't he just switch here?
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Oh. You're right! CURSE YOU, TENNIS BAAAAAAAAAA-
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Cut to Tennis Ball and Golf Ball in the Echoing Firey's Yoyle Woodland.
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Oh no! Sounds like Firey's having trouble getting us the Yoyleite!
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Trust the process! He'll get it to us eventually.
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AAAAAAAAALL-
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Pencil feeds Firey a Yoyleberry.
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Eat this Yoyleberry, Firey, so you don't burn down the WTF.
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Firey turns to metal and is flung to the WTF.
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Ha-ha.
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Firey lands in the WTF.
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Goodbye Tennis Ball, I'm Rocky's friend now!
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Mm-hmm!
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Alright, now that the elimination's done, what's the next contest, Firey Speaker Box?
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*begins to cry*
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Uh, Firey Speaker Box? What's wrong?
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*cries*
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Oh, that's right! All these years, he's always had his owner Firey by his side. Until now.
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He must feel so isolated!
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*cries uncontrollably*
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Can FSB at least still host BFDIA?
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...Yeah, I don't think so. He's a complete emotional wreck!
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Time to bring back an old host, then!
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Pencil uses a magnet to bring Puffball Speaker Box back. Pencil's earrings get attracted to the magnet.
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Huh? Wait, Ruby, aren't these gears magnetic?
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I think so!
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Pencil gets moved in front of the magnet. The knife Pin stabbed Puffball Speaker Box with is removed from her, and stabs Pencil in the head.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Puffball Speaker Box is returned to normal.
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Where am I?
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Puffball Speaker Box!
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Hello, weird one.
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Can you host BFDIA for us?
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Sure!
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What do we do first?
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Spin the wheel to choose the next contest!
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Ruby spins the wheel, which lands on "Paint the Eiffel Tower".
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I've always felt that the Eiffel Tower's color was too boring, so color it with paint!
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Sounds like a fun contest! So it seems like FreeSmart's team color is pink, Team No-Name's team color is green, and we W.O.A.H. Bunchers have purple!
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After one hour, whichever team color covers the least surface area of the Eiffel Tower will be up for elimination! Go!
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How did we get atop the Eiffel Tower? I swear we were just in Yoyleland, which is 2,7-
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Car!
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Car? What do you mean?
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Pan over to Fries' new car.
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Oh. You won the lottery too, huh?
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Who cares how I got it? Hop in the back, TB! We're gonna paint this tower green!
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Sounds fun!
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I DRIVE, and YOU POUR!
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Yeah!
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Fries drives around the Eiffel Tower as Tennis Ball paints it.
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Hey Gelatin, are you still on our FreeSmart team?
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Yeah I am! I'm sad Firey's gone. But Tennis Ball still needs his Yoyleite!
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Alright. The inclusion manual guidelines say I should be inclusive to you for a little longer, I suppose.
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So, W.O.A.H. Bunch-ers, it looks like our team color is... uh-oh. PURPLE!
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What's wrong with purple?
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I REFUSE to do ANYTHING purple-related!
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Oh yeah, that's going to be a problem. Hey Coiny, I heard they invented new sunglasses that make yellow things look purple, and purple things look yellow. Can you find us some for Yellow Face so he'll be okay with looking at purple paint?
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But where would I even find sunglasses like that?
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Gelatin's Steakhouse sells them! They're trying to rebrand to Gelatin's Shadeshouse.
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On it!
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Coiny runs down the Eiffel Tower and into Gelatin's Shadeshouse.
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Yellow Face, are you gonna apologize for kidnapping me last episode?
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Are YOU gonna apologize for putting purpleness in front of my face?
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Yellow Face knocks Bomby off the Eiffel Tower.
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Yellow Face, how DARE you!
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Bomby explodes on the Eiffel Tower, splattering purple paint all over it.
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...I mean how dare you not do that earlier, because now our team's in FIRST!
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Wait, hold on! Where's Golfy?
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She's, uh, she's on her way.
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Cut to Golf Ball, still glued to a tree.
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Where are they? I'm sure they're coming back to save me! Any day now! I predict a 99.9% chance!
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And not only her, where's Firey, and where's my Yoyleite?
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Uh, just keep pouring paint, TB. They're probably underground.
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Okay.
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Fries and Tennisy are ahead! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! BOOK! Gimme that laser shooter!
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Pencil locks on Fries with the laser gun's scope, fires, and misses.
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Oh my tater! Those FreeSmarters are insane!
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Fries continues to drive while Pencil still shoots.
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Tennis Ball, you build inventions, right? Build us a shield, stat!
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I can't build it without Golf Ball's expertise in mechanical engineering!
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Would you rather DIE!?
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Ugh...fine.
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Tennis Ball builds a satellite dish out of a piece of scrap metal. It gets hit by a laser and falls to the ground.
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What?! Tennis Ball, that sucked!
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I told you! My inventions without GB are just gonna suck!
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Augh... (rips left mirror off of car) Here TB, use this to deflect the lasers!
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Okay, got it!
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Tennis ball does as such. One of the reflected lasers hits FreeSmart's paint can, causing it to spill into the satellite dish.
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That, um, that's not good...it looks like a bowl of YUMMY PEPTO-BISMOL! But other than that, it's not good...!
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Cut to Coiny trying on different eyewear.
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Hmm...ladle fashion is in, but it's not quite my style. Hey, good lookin'! But I don't feel comfortable with Yellow Face wearing something like this. Uh, why did they try to make sunglasses out of a ketchup bottle?
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Because this place used to be a steakhouse.
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Woah! And who might you be?
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I used to go by "BBQ Sauce", but, I haven't heard that name for a while.
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Ooh, I am super hungry and you look super tasty! Got anything to eat?
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♪ Aw, we're rackin' up raw meat!
Everybody likes some steakies! They got juices and the protein! Everybody gonna grill it! YEAH! Steakies. ♪ |
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That sounds APPETIZING!! Serve me some meat NOW!
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No, you dum-dum! I was JOKING! Take a look around! Do you see a kitchen around here?
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I-I-I guess I don't?
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Exactly! Gelatin pivoted from steak to sunglasses after the rancid recession of 2013. After that, all my savory friends had to either go find other jobs or get killed and turned into consumable eyewear.
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AUGH!
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And by the way, his name was Hot Sauce, not Ketchup.
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Oh, uh, jeez. I'm sorry.
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Ah well. You came in here to buy sunglasses, and I don't wanna get in your way. Buy these.
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BBQ Sauce rings a bell. Gelatin hears it.
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Huh? I feel myself being summoned.
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Gelatin jumps over to the cashier desk. BBQ Sauce sees him, gasps, and falls over.
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Hello customer! Would you like to purchase a product?
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Yeah! Uh, these sunglasses.
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Hey, hold on. *sniff* Do I smell BBQ Sauce? Even after last month's fumigation?
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I don't think so.
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BBQ Sauce is rolled out the door.
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Guess not! Anyway, nice choice of sunnies! How would you like to pay?
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Oh shoot! I forgot to carry cash on me!
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I mean, you can pay with, uh... (gestures to Coiny's body) ...you know.
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Oh, yeah! I can pay with MYSELF!
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Alrighty! That'll do!
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Gelatin puts Coiny into the cash register.
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Have a good day!
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Gelatin turns the lights off and leaves.
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Uh, Puffball Speaker Box? Is there a Hand-powered Recovery Center up here?
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There sure is! That's how I recovered you guys up here to start this challenge!
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Oh! So that's how we got up here. Anyway, I wanna recover my friend Bomby!
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Go for it!
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Thanks!
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Nickel tries to recover Bomby but has trouble winding the crank.
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The crank won't budge! Spongy, you're stronger than me. Wanna help me out?
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Yeah, sure! You are the good coin, after all!
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Spongy, what's the big deal? Why are you being such a meanie to my friendy Coiny lately?
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No I haven't!
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Yeah, you have!
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Alright, I have. It's just- I can't forgive him for throwing me on the spikes a few months ago! That was so painful, I wanted to scream!
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Oh jeez, I had no idea that happened. And that does sound harsh. Well, why don't we talk things out with Coiny once he gets back? You know, to soothe your feelings?
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Hmm... okay. I'll think about it.
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Pencil, may I have a word with you?! It's because of your aggression that we lost out only source of pink paint!
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Or did we?
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Pencil pulls out a syringe filled with pink paint.
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Wha? You put some paint in a syringe? I don't follow.
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LASER shooter? More like PAINT shooter!
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Pencil injects the laser shooter with the paint, turing it into a paintball gun.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Pencil shoots paintballs over the Eiffel Tower, as Fries tries to avoid getting hit. Tennis Ball gets hit and is dyed pink.
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Darn. Now I just look like a cotton candy glob.
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Hehehehe! Hahahahaha! Wanna have a go at it, Ruby?
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OH MY GUMDROP, YES!!!!!
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Ruby shoots, dyeing random things pink and splattering paint on the recommended characters.
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We gotta stop FreeSmart's rampage! TB, you got any ideas on how to distract them?
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Distract them? Hmm...I'm not sure.
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Tennis Ball notices the Yoyleite.
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Oh, wait, I do have an idea!
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Let's hear it!
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Tennis Ball whispers his plan to Fries.
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WHAT?! No way! We can't survive that!
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We have no other option!
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Alright. Here it goes!
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Fries speeds up the Eiffel Tower, and his car knocks the Yoyleite out of Ruby's hand.
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(slow-motion) NO! MY YOYLELITE!
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(slow-motion) NO! MY PAINT SHOOTER!
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Ruby and Pencil jump off and fall to their deaths, along with Fries and Tennis Ball.
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Alright Spongy, I type and you crank.
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Got it!
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They recover Bomby, who is still purple.
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Hello, friends!
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Hi, Bomby!
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Hey, Bomby! Okay Needle, you've got the arms of the team, so throw that bomb!
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On it!
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Needle throws Bomby onto the tower, and he explodes purple paint. Bomby is recovered again.
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That was very rude, you guys! I just wanted to hang out - !
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Still on it!
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Needle throws Bomby onto the tower again.
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REPEAT AT SUPER SPEED!
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Montage of recovering and throwing Bomby.
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Wow, look at that, Yellow Face! Our team is in FIRST!
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YAAAAY!
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Um, by the way, Coiny's been gone at Gelatin's Shadeshouse for a really long time. Do you think we should go check on him?
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Mmm... I SURE DO!!!
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Oh no, Icy! It's just us two left for FreeSmart! How could we possibly win when we have no pink paint left?
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But we DO!
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We do? No, Pencil definitely flew off with the last of it in that syringe.
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Pull to the left!
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Wha?
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JUST DO IT!!!
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Okay, okay!
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Ice Cube and Book pull on the tip of the Eiffel Tower.
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Right!
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Okay!
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Left!
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On it!
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Right!
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Okay!
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Left!
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On it!
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Right!
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Okay!
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Left!
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On it!
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Right!
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Sure thing!
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LET'S DO IT!
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The Eiffel Tower is partially dipped in the paint inside the satellite dish.
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Wow! Here we are at Gelatin's Shadeshouse! It smells so... meaty meaty in here.
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Sure does! But Coiny, are you in here?
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(muffled) Help!
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I hear Coiny's voice! But where's it coming from?
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Continous cuts to the Eiffel Tower, which is progressively being painted pink.
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Use my 50% off Coiny Detector to find his exact location!
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So convenient! It's pointing me this way.
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Coiny-woiny, come out, come out, wherever you are!
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Hmm, he must be somewhere around this side of the store, but I don't know exactly. Aw, if only something sharp could point his exact-
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The top of the Eiffel Tower crashes through the roof and picks up the cash register.
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GRAB IT!
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But I don't have arms!
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The cash register with Coiny inside is flung into space.
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This is GENIUS, Ice Cube!
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KEEP GOING! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
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Yeah! LET'S KEEP PUSHING!
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Boop!
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Book and Ice Cube stop.
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One hour is up! Let's see how much of the Eiffel Tower is colored each color. 70% is pink, which means FreeSmart is the first team safe!
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HOORAY!
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HOORAY!
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The team in second place is- well, let's see.
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Hey, Puffball Speaker Box! Wanna wear these trendy new sunnies?
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Sure!
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The color-altering sunglasses are put on Puffball Speaker Box.
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Wow, I look so fashionable! Anyway, the team in second place is- well, let's take another look at what we've got. Okay, I see a whole ton of pink, a little bit of green, but I see no purple at all. Which means Team No-Name gets second place. But W.O.A.H. Bunch, what happened? You didn't get a single drop of purple paint on the tower. Pathetic!
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WHAT?! There is literally SO MUCH PURPLE PAINT, it's like, RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!!!
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I don't have eyes.
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Why, you NASTY LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER!!! This is all YOUR FAULT!!!
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Hey, what can I say? I'm a Team No-Namer by blood. I gotta keep my No-Name brothers safe!
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Which means that W.O.A.H. Bunch is up for elimination! Viewers, click the links in the description to give likes and dislikes to each W.O.A.H. Buncher's YouTube video. The W.O.A.H. Buncher with the most likes will get a prize, and the one with the most dislikes will be eliminated from the Battle for Dream Island Again! See you all in BFDIA 9!
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Oh my factory! I'm the star of the show, but I didn't even get to participate in today's contest? This is so unfair! I DESERVE MORE SCREEN TIME IMMEDIATELY!
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No, you don' -
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Credits.
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