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Puffball flies over Evil Forest, while Fries sleeps on her. He then gets hit by a basketball raining from a cloud.
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Gah! Wait, where's the rest of our team?
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Gelatin pushed Golf Ball, Tennis Ball and Rocky off...
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Right, right. I remember that.
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...then you fell asleep, then Gelatin and Firey decided to tie their legs together, and fall off.
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Seems like the type of thing they would do. So, where are they now?
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I heard two demonic screams so they probably got eaten by Evil Leafy.
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You mean THAT Evil Leafy?? (points at Evil Leafy down on ground level)
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Evil Leafy teleports, screen darkens. Camera zooms onto FreeSmart walking over Evil Leafy.
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Hey, aren't we forgetting someone?
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(counting the members of FreeSmart) One, two, three, four, five, six... Nope, we aren't missing anyone.
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I mean, like Golf Ball and Tennis Ball and Rocky?
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(laughing) Ha! You're kidding, right?
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OMG, Book, you are, like, so hilarious!
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But-
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We wanna win, right?
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Well, yes, but-
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Shush. You have just answered your own question.
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Intro plays
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FreeSmart reaches the top of Evil Leafy, where a platform with green and red buttons is visible. Ruby jumps to it, popping Bubble in the process.
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Do I... press it?
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Yes, of course...
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Of course, you dum-dum- OF COURSE YOU PRESS IT!!!
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(Ruby, offended and shocked by Pencil's sudden outrage, begins to sob. The others, aside from Ice Cube, who just smiles carelessly, sadly frown as Pencil immediately shows a face of regret. Ruby begins to bawl.)
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WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
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Okay, I'm-I'm sorry, Ruby. It's just... it's just I really wanna get outta here! And... And we're so close! I just... didn't know how to act... I'm-I'm sorry...
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(through her sobbing) Okay...
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Ruby presses the green button and Ice Cube and Match explode, blowing them off of Evil Leafy. Ice Cube‘s scream echos.
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RUBY!!! Press the RED button; not the green button! Don't they teach you this in gem school?! (off-screen gasps)
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(though more sobbing) ...I didn't go to gem school!...
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Pencil! Gem School is only for diamonds! Don't you know?...
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I'm sorry, Ruby. Just press the button, already...
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Ruby presses the yellow button and a cage falls on them.
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RUBY! RED BUTTON! NOT THE YELLOW BUTTON, NOT THE GREEN BUTTON! THE. RED. BUTTON!!!
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Sorry!...
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Ruby presses the red button. A laser spawns in which burns and shrinks Pencil.
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I... think Pencil wanted you to press the purple button...
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Ruby presses the purple button. They teleport from Evil Leafy, growing back to normal size. While tip-toeing away as carefully as they can, Evil Leafy suddenly turns around, which cause Ruby and Book to begin running in fright, executing a chase.
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(notices Book and Ruby running from Evil Leafy) Puffball, our team members are in there, follow them!
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On it!
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Puffball and Fries start following Book and Ruby. Puffball, Fries, Book, Ruby and Evil Leafy pass by various different things.
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Maybe we should just give up. We're not going to win.
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Stop being so pessimistic, Nickel! We still have a chance! [gets stuck in glue] Oh, no! I'm stuck!
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Coiny and Bomby strain themselves trying to get Pin off the slush, but a lightning bolt strikes a tree (possibly Lightning), and the two start screaming and running away from the falling tree, which kills Pin.
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Book and Ruby are still getting chased by Evil Leafy. They then climb a tree with a very heavy weight hanging by a rope on it.
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Cut the rope!
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Book cuts the rope which holds a 9,042 kilogram weight, which kills Evil Leafy, Fries and Puffball. Book and Ruby high-five each other.
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Now what?
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We recover our dead team members!
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But the HPRC was inside Evil Leafy, and we just crushed her!
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Oh, right... [Sad music plays as Ruby starts quivering widely. Then the animation freezes and blurs to show the following messages:]
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"Ruby died from sadness shortly after."
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"Her best friend Book was unfazed and went on to make billions selling Ruby's remains."
Scene cuts to W.O.A.H Bunch walking through the forest.
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No more snow!
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YAAAAAY!!!
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A bowl of petunias falls and crashes in front of Bomby.
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(getting deeper in pitch) ohmygoshohmygoshohgooooosh...
(normally) ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!
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(overlapping with Bomby) Stop panicking! It's just a bowl of petunias.
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So, Needle, how much further to Yoyle Mountain? [Needle pulls out her Distance Tracker 2000, then activates it.]
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Distance Tracker 2000
70 FEET LEFT.
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Yeah!
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YAY!
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Wait, no, no, no, you... you did all that wrong. See, that's the distance to... Evil Canyon. What you want, you wanna press this... [presses the section on the Distance Tracker labeled "Yoyle Mountain", which displays the correct distance] And see? The distance to Yoyle Mountain is actually 2,761 miles.
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But, Coiny...
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Spongy, I know it's far, but don't complain. We have to do this!
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Coiny, the Canyon!
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WHAT?!- (everyone lands on top of Needle with a huge thud, Needle balancing on a spike with her point)
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Needle, are you doing okay? Can you stay up much longer?!
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No!
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Uh, oh! We need to find something to land on, or else we are going to die!
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Hey, Spongy, do you think you could do us a little favor, and.. IMPALE YOURSELF ON THOSE SPIKES TO SAVE OUR LIVES?!
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No way!
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Help me!
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Spongy, PLEASE! We'll die either way!
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Yeah, PLEASE!
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NO, not moving!
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What's that? I can't exactly tell what you said through all those layers of fat. It sounded kind of like- (squishes his cheeks to mock Spongy's voice) "Sure thing, Coiny!".
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No, I sa–
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Coiny kicks Spongy onto the spikes.
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Spongy screams mildly. Yellow Face, Bomby, Nickel, Coiny and Needle jump onto Spongy's back.
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UUUUUUU- Ugh,.. Aah... Ho... *coughs*
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Now, how are we going to get across?!
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Oh, there's a way. There is DEFINITELY a way. HEY, NEEDY!
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Needle slaps Coiny, sending him high into the air.
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Don't call me Needy!
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Coiny slides on the soil on the other side of the Canyon and gives a thumbs-up to the others still in the Canyon. The others begin trying the technique.
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Needy!
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Needle slaps Yellow Face.
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NEEDY!
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Needle slaps Bomby.
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Needy.
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Needle slaps Nickel. Everyone except Needle and Spongy are now out.
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Hold on, how are Needle and Spongy gonna get up?!
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Well, Spongy's dead already. (Spongy flinches a bit) I... I hope...
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Okay, but we still need to get Needy up here!
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Needle tries to slap him, but ends up "slapping" the air instead as she is still stuck in the Canyon.
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Well, FreeSmart's got the HPRC, we could kill Needle now and recover her when we catch up to FreeSmart.
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NO!
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Don't worry guys, I've got this covered!
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Yellow Face takes out an active flamethrower and throws into the Canyon.
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Help me!
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The flamethrower sets Needle and Spongy on fire, killing Needle in the process.
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Scene cuts to the remaining 4 survivors of the W.O.A.H Bunch swimming through the flood.
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Hey, you two are FreeSmarters. ...Where's the HPRC?
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It got crushed!
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Oh, so... Pin, Needle and Spongy are dead forever??
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Yep, so are (begins counting on her fingers) Match, Bubble, Ice Cube, Pencil, Fries, Puffball, Golf Ball, Gelatin, Firey, Tennis Ball and Rocky.
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So, we are the final 6 contestants in BFDIA? My chance of winning has tripled! Oh, yeah!
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So, you killed yourself and destroyed the one and only HPRC? Why am I not surprised?
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Because you think we're stupid, and we're not. YOU'RE stupid! Because Firey made you!
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A HPHPRCC drops from the sky.
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Here's a Hand-powered HPRC Creator.
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You mean an HPHPRCC? Those are my favorite!
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If you turn the crank long enough, it will create an HPRC.
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Uh, how long is "long enough"?
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It depends on how hard you guys crank. It can take anywhere from a few weeks to over a month!
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Oh, great, how fun! I've been reduced to a cranking slave...
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Weeks of cranking?! That sounds exhausting!
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But remember, it's for the lives of your friends!
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Friends, shmends. My arms will be ached by the time it's all over!
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Now get cranking that HPHPRCC! I'll see you all when you get to the summit of Yoyle Mountain.
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They all start cranking the HPHPRCC.
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Match and Ice Cube show up.
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Hey guys! Guess who's back?
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Match! I thought you died in the explosion!
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Well, it was enough to set me on, like, fire, but it wasn't enough to kill me. Ice Cube survived too!
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Hey, you might wanna put out that flame. We're in a forest here.
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Oh, right.
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Match grabs Ice Cube and puts her on her burning head, melting her and extinguishing the fire, leaving water dripping down her body.
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