PUMPKIN 2.0 - BFDI Halloween Shorts/Transcript

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(thick accent) We have a breaking story tonight.

A clip from "Happy Halloween" is shown. It includes Yellow Face's muffling.

(thick accent) In our studio now is a salesman who has come forward to talk about his terrifying Halloween experience.

Don't ask me about Halloween 8 years ago. They used glue to seal my mouth shut!

Noise from the clip keeps playing.

And they threw pumpkins at me.

Noise from the clip keeps playing.

And do you want to know the worst part?

Off-screen voice What's the worst part?

That pumpkin wasn't the new and improved PUMPKIN 2.0. PUMPKIN 2.0 is engineered for the perfect Jack-O'-Lantern experience. Normal Jack-O'-Lanterns have a weak, boring candle light. Pumpkin 2.0. has military grade LEDs that will blast intruders off your porch into other sovereign territories where they don't celebrate Halloween.

Voiceover Listen to what our raving supporters have to say.

It was good, I guess. 4 stars. Very pumpkiny.

The proper adjective is pumpconic.

Needless to say, my kins were pumped.

Quite possibly the strangest tasting watermelon I have ever eaten. Highly disappointing, 0 stars.

(thick accent) Yeah, this wasn't what we were expecting.

Doesn't matter, PUMPKIN 2.0.

Short animation 1: Pencil walks around with a notepad ranking everyone's Halloween costume. She looks at David and Dora and gives them both a 0 and walks away. Later, Dora takes off her David mask, and walks away.

Aw, seriously?

Short animation 2: Leafy knocks on the door. No answer. She knocks again. Still no answer. She knocks again, and what looks like Four's hand grabs her inside the house.

Short animation 3.

Hey, Firey.

Uhh, who are you?

I'm-

Football!!

Blocky kicks Leafy to the goal.

Short animation 4.

Okay everyone, let's see what we got.

I got... a Lollipop?

Why is Book using contestants as Halloween treats?!

Fries slaps Gelatin for reaching his Fries

What did you get, Pen?

I got... a Rocky.

Rocky vomits on Pen's face.

Short animation 5: Blocky tries to scare Woody and Leafy with a scary mask, but they're both scared of Blocky himself.

Short animation 6.

(thick accent) Here we have, what appears to be one of the earliest known animations of Firey.

People, this year we may not be able to go trick-or-treating but we can still admire how far Firey went just to open one candy bar. He almost got crushed by a boulder for that candy. Is it worth it? You might not get crushed by a boulder, but let's do our part and stay away from trick-or-treating this year.

And instead enjoy PUMPKIN 2.0.

Hey, hey. Get. Get. Get.

Final short animation: Teardrop sits near the ocean with a piece of cake. Then, she sees a Fish Monster. The Fish Monster jumps, but doesn't get her. It gets the cake. Teardrop gets angry.

Credits.

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