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"Pin, I didn't know PointyPointyPointy ♫/Transcript was THIS long..." — Gaty, "The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life" (altered) Reason: The episode is the 2nd longest BFDI episode to date, the sheer length of it makes it impossible to navigate the transcript. Please try to divide the “Challenge” section into different parts to help make navigation easier. Use descriptive section names like “After FreeSmart find the raft”
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Contents
Cold Open[]
The LOL is seen flying above a forest. It dodges a Basketball Shower.
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Good news! We dodged the Basketball Shower!
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Hurray!
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I HATE flying!
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Y-Easy for YOU to say, lazy, crazy, dazy Fanny. You aren't even cranking.
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I don't have any arms, so I CAN'T help you guys!
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You know how you COULD help?!
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Snowball attaches the cranker to Fanny's face.
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AAAAAGGHH! SO PAINFUUULL!!!
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YAY!
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Don't hurt her! You know what? I'LL crank it.
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Uh, guys? What's that spire in front of us? It's HUGE!
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Just like your massive inflated noggin.
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And is that a bunk bed on top?
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Well, steer away from it. I don't want to crash!
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Sure thing!
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Golf Ball and Tennis Ball are seen on top of a tree. They notice a big cloud in the sky.
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What do you think that CLOUD looks like?
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I think the cloud looks like a... snowball, because I'm not blind!
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Well, I think it looks like how big my *enormous* brain is.
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The LOL passes through the giant cloud, making it vanish.
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WAIT-
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BUUUUUUUUGGSS!!!!
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(in bug-ese) Eew ewioe teoi ewituoew.
(in English) Time for Cake at Stake.
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Silly Coiny! The bugs are our host, and they're just telling us it's time for Cake at Stake!
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Bomby eats a slice of cake.
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Cake at Stake[]
Disco-style Cake at Stake intro, Lewis and TV are dead and a bunch of Davids are dancing.
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Inside the auditorium, there's a poster that says In memoriam, Pan Flute.
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(in bug-ese) Ewrtewwe weruie ewuiouewoe. (in English) Welcome to Cake at Stake.
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I can't understand them~
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Not a problem, Nickel! My Yoyle Straw can also translate bug-ese into English. Watch!
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Golf Ball places the Yoyle Straw on the bugs.
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Seven of you are up for elimination.
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THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!
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Shh, so rude!
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W-what do you mean "SO RUDE"?! You bought tickets to watch the Cake at Stake!
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Oh! Right...
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Nickel! Pin! Bomby! Fries! Tennis Ball! Golf Ball! And Coiny! Whoever gets the most likes gets a prize! Whoever gets the most dislikes is eliminated!
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Isn’t this thrilling?
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Well, let’s see who won the prize!
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PRIZE! PRIZE! PRIZE!!!
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The bugs play Pan Flute's pipes as the votes are shown.
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Pin wins the prize!
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Congratulations buddy!
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Spin the wheel already Pin! We don’t got all day…
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Well since you won’t spin it, it looks like you’ll win… “Excruciating Pain for 2763 years” He he he! Sounds fu-
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STOP! STOP! STOP! I have had enough of Pin being the butt of your jokes. So I will spin it.
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*Gasp*
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Uh- Whoops!
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Coiny stops the wheel on "Regain your face, your size, and a State-of-the-art Mech Suit".
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"Regain your face, your size, and a State-of-the-art Mech Suit"? Oh my tater!
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Pin starts rising.
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PIN SHALL RISE!!! PIN SHALL RISE!!! PIN SHALL RISE!!! PIN SHALL RISE!!! PIN SHALL RISE!!!
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Guys, I'm feeling uneasy.
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RETURN OF THE WOAH!!! RETURN OF THE WOAH!!! RETURN OF THE WOAH!!!
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Yay! I'm back to regular size and I got my face and I got my limbs- oh, wait they got my face on the wrong side!
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Heh, maybe Pin can get her brain back too?
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Presses button to let Pin spin in her state of the art mech suit
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Wow, you fixed it!
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WELCOME BACK, PIN!
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Pin, it's so nice you're complete again! What's the first thing you wanna do now?
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Oh, that's an easy one!
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TEAR DOWN THE FREESMARTERS WHO DID THIS TO ME.
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Run!
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The FreeSmarters all run to the door, and Pencil tries to open it.
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You need to stop violating Cake at Stake etiquette, Pencil! Maybe NOW you'll learn your lesson.
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A bug poisons Pencil.
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Oh my word, the bugs poisoned Pencil! How can we let her suffer such a fate?
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Oh, yeah, um, we'd neeeever let that happen!
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We gotta show the bugs who's boss! And I have just the tool for that - Spongy! (meetup ver.)
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Oh, if the bug are gonna kill us, then we gotta kill the bugs! With Spongy! (release ver.)
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Huh?
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Book presses an "eliminate Spongy" button, and Spongy is lifted by the scooper
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Onto the elimination! We got 57,725 dislikes. You get a poisoned instrument if you're safe. Coiny and Pin are the first ones safe!
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Coiny tries to high five pin but hits her face, they both receive their instruments.
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Body back, and now I'm in the final 10? This day just keeps getting better and better!
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Tennis Ball is also safe with 5k!
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Yay! Cello there, Golfy!
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That joke is adequately funny! C+!
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Now we're down to Nickel, Bomby, Fries and Golf Ball! The lead switched hands between you guys at least THREE times, and all of you got over ten thousand dislikes!
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YOU REPULSIVE DISLIKE MAGNETS.
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Ironic you're calling US repulsive!
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Um, I wouldn't call our hosts repulsive, Fries!
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Nickel is nice, so he's safe!
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WOO! Kindness wins again!
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Fries is mean, but he's safe
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Aaand it's dead.
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Wait, but THAT MEANS...
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It's down to Bomby and Golf Ball.
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TB! Calculate my chances of winning!
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Hmm... It's 1 out of 11 so 9.090909 repeating percent.
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But don't you normally like doing the math yourself? Are you nervous?
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Not nervous! Just verifying!
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Book is grabbing bottles and bags of sugar and gumdrops off a shelf.
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We need to get every bug on EARTH in the same spot! Eh- grab as much sugar as you can! (meetup ver.)
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For Spongy to kill the bugs, we need them ALL in one place! I heard they like sugar. (release ver.)
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I got you covered!
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Perfect! Uh, place them where Spongy's going to land!
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Calculating... right here! (meetup ver.)
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Ruby puts down gumdrops which attract some bugs. Spongy is flying.
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It's working, keep going!
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Here we go! Here we go!
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Coral places more sugar and attracts all the bugs.
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Save some for me!
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He places some in his container. Spongy is still flying.
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Okay, now back up!
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Spongy crashes through the ceiling and kills all the bugs.
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HURRAY!
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Ughhhh..
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Uh, so.. who's eliminated?
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Golf Ball, don't you see? Our host has been killed!
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No matter, we've been through this!
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She grabs a phone from under Spongy.
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COME HOST NOW!!!
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But Golfy, who the heck is "my next meal"?
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Who's calling me?
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WAIT, BARF BAG, YOU CAN'T FORGET TO-
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The LOL stops mid air then falls.
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AAAAAAH!
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Uh, what's that noise?
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Spongy's face turns to his back. The LOL is still falling.
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AAAAAAH!
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AHHHH, AHHHH!
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He grabs the phone from Golf Ball.
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START CRANKING! START CRANKING!
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What? I can't hear you!
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START CRANKING!!
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Oh right, how could I forget?
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Phew, that was too close.
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I'm gossiping about this. Hey, BFF, you would not believe what I just saw...!
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No way, bestie, spill the beans!
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Was that Barf Bag's voice? But isn't she-
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AAAAAAH!
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The LOL crushes Spongy.
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Spongy just died.
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For real? Hold on, friends broke their bones. I'll call you back.
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Sure. Uhh.. See you later.
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Enough dying. Who's ELIMINATED?
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Well, all the bugs are dead, and Barf Bag picked up the phone, so... I guess SHE'S the host?
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AWESOME! Wait, excuse me, get out of my way, hold on- I'd LOVE to host. Let's reveal the votes.
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Golf Ball is eliminated with 11578 votes.
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Golf Ball, I don't really know you...
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BUT YOU. ARE. ELIMINATED!!!
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WHAT?! But I'M the world lead- ay-ay- team leader!!!
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NOOO, NOT GOLFIE!!!
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Wow, this is, like, going to be SO satisfying!
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A giant golf club starts lowering from the ceiling.
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Uh, Tennis friend!!! Keep inventing devices!!! That's how you can win this for the both of us!!! Now my chances of winning went from 9.09 repeating percent to 0.000%!!! Wait, is that a golf club?!
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The golf club hits Golf Ball.
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WOAHHHHAAHHWOOOAHWAHHWOAHHH!
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Golf Ball lands a whole in one and falls into the W.T.F.
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Awesome! Another Team No-Namer!
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Oh, great.
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Like, now that that stupid bozo brain bossy-bot is gone, spin the like, wheel to choose the contest!
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YAY! MATCH IS BACK!
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Get out of here Match, I'm the host now!
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But I gotta do this for FreeSmart! And I wanna like, see Pence Pence!
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RULES ARE RULES!!!
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Why don't we have everybody in the Locker of Losers host?
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Okay!
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YAY!
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But seriously, spin that contest wheel already!
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Aquamarine spins the contest wheel, but the camera pans to Pan Flute sneaking in.
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Um, guys?
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OH MY GOSH! PAN FLUTE!?
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..I'm not dead.
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Oh my gosh, you're alive! But, we paid a lot for that poster, so..
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Orange rips apart Pan Flute and throws one of the flutes into the crowd.
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Orange starts dancing while the crowd plays Pan Flute's flutes.
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Enough killing! I would never advocate for that.
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Intro plays.
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Before the challenge[]
The wheel lands on "Get to the Bunk Bed"
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What bunk bed?
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The one on top of the spire, silly!
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Since the bed only fits 2, you'll have to split into 5 pairs to compete.
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Sounds good! Pin, wanna form a team?
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Of course!
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Oh my gumdrop, FreeSmart! We gotta form a team!
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Benitoite hugs Needle, Book and Pencil.
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You can't have all four members on one team, you have to split up.
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Darn! Well, Pencil's dead and Needle's the rookie..
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So we can do a team of me and Book!
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Ruby hands over Pencil's poisoned body.
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Gee, thanks..
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Aw man, without my Golfy by my side, who could I POSSIBLY team with?
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Why not me? I have the same shape and limbs as her!
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Ugghhhh... I guess you'll do.
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WOO! I feel so appreciated right now.
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Wait, but that means I have to team with... urgh.. the kidnapper!
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You literally tried to murder me.
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You weaklings! Have you all formed teams yet?
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YEAH!
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Then let's crash the bunk bed!
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Ok!
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The contestants hop on top of the LOL and are flown to the bottom of the spiral.
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We're here!
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Don’t slow down! Because a certain SOMEONE sure doesn’t like trespassers!
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Evil Leafy sounds can be heard.
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Who's that?
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Silly question.
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Anyway, the last team to get to the end will be sleep deprived and up for elimination!
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Only two people in danger? That's so few!
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But how will we get to island ONE?
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Wait, who asked that question?
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Me, the only ball with lines.
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Well, only ball with lines, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF! 3, 2, 1, GO!!!
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Challenge[]
Can you believe it Coiny? Now that I have wheels, we're in first!
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No Pin, we're in last!
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Aw, man!
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Climb that spire, Bomby! The bunk beds are probably in the air.
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Woah woah woah woah woah woah, Fries, I'm not your servant! YOU do it!
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Well I sure as dirt ain't listening to YOU!
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Ivory and Book run past Bomby and Fries, making them fall over.
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No way!
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We gotta go for the vines, Ruby!
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Aw, yeah. Made it here first! Those who are green, are speedy machine!
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MERELY, UGH... THAT RULE... UGH... DOESN'T APPLY TO, UGH... EVERYONE, HUH?!
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OH MY WORD! We left our dear rookie behind!
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Well... Pencil always promised me that if she ever died. We could bury her in the FREESMART SUPER COFFIN!!!
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Pencil... Wanted to be buried in a coffin with a rocket engine?
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OF COURSE! Watch this! *Presses button*
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Put Pencil inside!
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WAA!!! AAAAAH!!! *Flies and crashes onto Donut's island*
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Donut's island[]
Hello contestants. I'm Donut. First boot of BFDIA. And welcome to my island. As a prize for getting here, you may take a blanket.
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Oh my blacksmith, Donut! I haven't seen you since the days you said NO!!!.
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Yeah... That's me alright... On this island, your goal is to fill these jetpacks with fuel, and try to use them to fly to Island 2.
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Ooh! Sounds delightful! Now where could i find this fuel you speak of?
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Hey Pin! Can your mech suit climb vines?
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It... Can!
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OH MY PELT! WE'RE FALLING BEHIND NICKEL!!!
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STOP SHAKING ME!! STOP SHAKING ME!!
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I mean, we're the only team with no arms anyway. What do you expect?
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Wait, I know what to do! *spits in jar* I invented metal-to-fuzz glue! *pours glue on himself and grabs Nickel*
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Whoa! What are you doing?
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TB: Now between the two of us, we have FOUR limbs!
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Nickel: Oh yeah!
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You have arms, so YOU should climb!
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I'M NOT GONNA!!
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Would you do it for... One of my FRIES?
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No! I hate frie-
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OOH!!! SWEET!!!
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Want more? Come and get it!
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OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH-
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We've reached Island 1!
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OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGO-OHMYGOSH-
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So have we.
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Bomby faints.
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Sugar crash.
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Welcome to Donut Island, teams 2 and 3.
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Ruby, Book, Fries, Bomby, long time no see.
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Indeed. And I think your island is...*eats a bit of Donuts Island* (muffled) tasty!
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Book! Donut said we have to fill these jetpacks with fuel, but I can't find any!
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Needle, there's no fuel on Donut Island. ITS. CHERRY. FILLING.
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Oh! I get it!
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Needle and Book begin to fill their jetpacks with cherry filling. Then, Iolite continues to eat the island before falling out of the island while turning into Malachite.
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AAAHHHHHH!
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Both: Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb! Climb!
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Book grabs Coral and returns her to Donut's Island.
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Phew!
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Coiny is seen jumping from vine to vine, while Pin climbs up the vines using her treads.
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I'm excited we get to compete again.
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And I'm excited for revenge.
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But wait! Your power cable!
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Huh?
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The power cable unplugs and she begins to fall, crashing onto the ground as her treads fall off
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Go figure...
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Coiny puts his phone to his face
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I'd like to order 2,763 extension cables.
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Yellow Face appears on the phone screen
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Thank you for your order. *beautiful noise*
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Coiny falls off the vine out of shock from the sound Yellow Face made.
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Tennis Ball and Nickel land on Donut's Island, they unstick and Tennis ball picks up a green towel. Tennis Ball dashes into a pile of discarded metals and he starts building. He puts the jet pack underneath the tap of the machine he has built.
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I built an ecosystem destroying oil rig to extract jelly filling as fast as possible!
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Tennis Ball and Nickel comedically hi-five.
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And I built- um… well… I'm not sure how to contribute-
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Uh, you could… suck the pollution out of the air with this straw?
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Tennis Ball pushes the Yoylite straw into Nickel's mouth, Nickel inhales the bases produced by the oil rig.
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Eugh, *cough* *cough* *cough*
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The oil rig makes a noise.
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It's done! Nickel let's go!
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*cough* *cough* Sure thing!
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Tennis Ball and Nickel blast off into the air with their jetpack.
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Ooh!
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I wanna use the oil rig too!
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Diamond puts some cherry filling into her jetpack.
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Would you look at that, our only armless team sores to first place! Congratulations Tennis Ball and Nickel.
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TB: Why, thank you Donut. Y'know, I haven't heard much from you said NO! But you don't make a bad host after all!
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..Huh.
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The coin and ball already finished?! Bomby, wake up! I need your HELP!
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Fries feeds Bomby a sugar-covered fry.
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OMIGOSHOMIGOSH-
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Get digging Bomby, the ingredients are probably underground.
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...
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Fries feeds Bomby another fry.
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OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH
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Bomby starts digging and collects a lot of cherry filling.
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Bomby and Fries start flying.
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Hey Book, how does the jetpack-
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Wow! You got it so full, Ruby! Let's fly to Island 2 now.
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YAY!
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Oh man, you guys are so fast! If only I had a living team member..
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Uh, yeah. Uhm, we'll be sure to give Pencil a stern talking to at the next alliance meeting.
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Book grabs onto the jetpack and flies to Island 2.
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Cut to the Evil Forest. Evil Leafy spawns in, and the LOL is seen flying in the distance.
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Coiny puts Pin's wheels back on, and Coiny's package arrives.
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O! These must be the extension cables!
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Evil Leafy teleports next to the 2.
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AGH! Not Evil Leafy!
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Coiny plugs the extension cable into the spire.
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You're all plugged in now.
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It's working!
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CLIIIMB!!
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Dora's island[]
Woo! What a picturesque island! And it's got a vat of anti-poison on it.
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But, who's hosting this island?
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The LOL flies next to the 2.
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(As Da's) Welcome, contestants! It is I, Dora. Take a pillow.
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Oh, it's you. Fine, I'll take a pillow.
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Tennis Ball picks up 2 pillows.
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Wow, there's more of me out there? Fascinating!
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But, wait, how could Dora HOST an island? Doesn't she eat-
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SHH! Don't say it!
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(As Da's) What's that now?
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Dora notices the island. She starts bouncing around in the LOL rapidly.
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Dora opens her mouth and tries to eat island, her jaw seen from outside the LOL.
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Looks like someone's got the munchies!
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Dora takes a bite of the island through the LOL.
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What an unhinged host we have here!
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[To viewer] And I'm referring to her jaw, not her mind.
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Uh, Dora? You know you won't be able to taste any of the islands through the metal walls, right?
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Dora sheds a tear.
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..sigh..
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(As Da's) Contestants, you'll experience Doranian cuisine. Your goal is to eat a delectable island. Then I'll unlock my gates for you.
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We have to EAT an island to ascend?! I don't like the sound of that..
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Fries and Bomby crash land onto Island 2.
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Oh great, you're here too now. Wh, what's with your friend?
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Sugar crash.
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A pillow lands on Fries.
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We're flying! We're flying! WEEE!
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Yes you are, Ruby.
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From here we can see the pink frosted mountains, the glazed hills, the churro pillars, and the donut sinkholes! And Needy.
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Needle tries to slap Book and Ruby.
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WOAH! What's happening? Are you sure the fuel you collect was pure jelly filling?
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Uhm, I think so? It was from TB's oil rig.
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Oil rig? That garbage is polluted.
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Polluted? No..
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Their jetpack stops.
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Yes..
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Finally, done!
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Needle flies into the air with her jetpack. Book and Emerald fall next to her.
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Oh no, they're doomed! Hm.. to become a FreeSmart member, one must show an act of sacrifice!
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Needle throws her jetpack to Emerald and Book.
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Needle lands in the fan blades of the LOL.
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Ow! Watch where you're going!
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Oh, I know where I'm going.
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Book and Diamond land back onto Island 1.
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Wait, Needle threw her jetpack at us!
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CATCH IT!
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Book and Malachite try to catch the jetpack. While they are trying, Coiny and Pin jump in-between the two.
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SNATCH!
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Next time, think twice before shrinking my body!
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I.. can't believe that just happened.
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Let's give up...
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Yeah.
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Book and Peridot give up as the screen gets slightly darker.
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Wake up, wake up!
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Huh, where am I?
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EAT an ISLAND!
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NO! That sounds disgusting. You do it!
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Eat another sugary fry!
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Fries feeds Bomby a sugary fry.
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OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH
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Bomby proceeds to eat an island.
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(As Da's) Congratulations. Bomby has eaten an island.
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The gates open.
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OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH AHHHHHHHH!
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Bomby explodes.
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..Okay.
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Fries recovers Bomby as they swim up the waterfall to Island 3.
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Wanna eat an island?
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I would, but my doctor says I'm allergic to minerals. Ooh, how about this! I'll cook and season an island, which will make it super appetizing for you to eat!
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Oh! Uhm, okay.
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Nickel takes a bite of the island and immediately spits it out.
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Cough, cough.. eugh! It has an awful chemically aftertaste!
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Really? Well, try to stomach it. It's like they, always say! Vegetables are.. good for you! And, grass is basically vegetables, right? Wait, what's that sound?
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Needle lands onto Island 2, carrying Pencil.
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FreeSmart's back!
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Needle grabs a pillow and runs to the vat of anti-poison, injecting it into Pencil.
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And back to life!
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Huh, where am I?
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You're on Dora's Island, and I'm your team member!
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Eh, gotta eat, gotta eat! GOTTA EAT!!
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Pencil eats Floating Island.
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Ah, I feel better.
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Side effects of anti-poison. Y'know, I would know.
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Weird.
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(As Da's) Congratulations, Pencil has eaten an island.
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The gates open.
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No way! Dora, you're still alive?
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DADADADADADADADADADADADADA!
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Teardrop's island[]
Ooh, nice! Teddy bears!
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Fries picks up a teddy bear.
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Hey, Teardrop, what do you want us to do on this island?
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Teardrop makes hand motions.
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..Geg, wh-what?
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Fries! Teardrop is saying there's a lot of chatterboxes on this island whose blabbering is annoying the other droplets!
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Teardrop gives Bomby a thumbs up.
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R-really? There are OTHER droplets? Are they your cousins? (meetup ver. only)
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Teardrop nods and makes more hand motions. (meetup ver. only)
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So, you want us to-
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She wants us to make the chatterboxes SHUT UP! And then, her cousin droplets will give you a gift to say thanks!
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:T 👍
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It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over..
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I cant believe we were so far ahead, and now we're in dead last!
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It's over, it's-
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Evil Leafy teleports behind Dioptase.
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Oh, it's REALLY over.
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Evil Leafy teleports right in front of Dioptase.
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WAAAAAAAH!
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Evil Leafy chases Book and Ammolite in circles.
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..What's that?
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Pencil and Needle are using a pole to guide a waterfall down to Ruby and Book. Pencil and Needle give a thumbs up.
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They remembered us!
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Swim up the stream, you guys!
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Book and Benitoite swim up the stream.
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It's the FreeSmart comeback of the century!
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Coiny and Pin land on Dora's Island and collect a pillow.
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DADADADADADADADADADADADADA!
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WHAT!? We have to eat islands?
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Yep, like them.
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Pin turns around to Tennis Ball forcefully feeding Nickel a piece of Dora's Island. Nickel then propels the island hunk out of his mouth.
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TASTES BAD! TASTES BAD!
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Wait, it does? Probably because of all that gunk in your mouth.
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Tennis Ball brushes Nickel's teeth.
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(slowly speeding up) Faster! Faster! Faster! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTERFASTER!!!
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Back on Teardrop's island.
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Oh hey! Did you know that bees can recognize faces? I read somewhere-
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Yo Whistle, you're being obnoxious! Honeydrop doesn't like that!
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It's time to be quiet!
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Bomby tapes Whistle's mouth; they take it off.
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Oh yeah what if I don't wanna be quiet?
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Pyrite and Book make it to Dora's Island and Malachite takes a pillow.
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YAY! FREESMART IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!
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Well, we're not ALL back.
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Aren't you forgetting someone?
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Wait, you don't mean- Oh, i get it!
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Pencil brings Bubble back to life.
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What's up guys? I'm back!
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YAY! BUBBLE'S BACK!
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I promise not to pop her!
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Glad to hear it, Needy!
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Needle tries to slap Bubble, but the rest of FreeSmart holds her back.
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Alright, why don't we stick together now?
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(As Da's) Ruby and Book, you may not advance!
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Then what do you want from us?
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DA DA DUH ( EAT. AN. ISLAND.)
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Wait, eat an island? I already did that. See?
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(As Da's) Wow, impressive job, Rub- Wait... Why is the gem BLUE, while your color is-
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Quartz slides her hand over the screen and swaps into Sapphire.
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You were saying?
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Dora looks at the photo, then looks back at Sapphire.
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(As Da's) Oh! Well, it looks like you did eat island matter already. So you pass!
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HOORAY!
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FreeSmart continues swimming up the waterfall.
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Are you done brushing?
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Only like, 2% the way there!
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Coiny takes a tiny bite out of an island.
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Do you like it?
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Does it look it? It's 90% dirt!
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Well, if you don't like it.. garbage disposal!
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Coiny puts the island into Pin's garbage disposal.
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(As Da's) Congratulations, Pin has eaten an island!
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The gates open.
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Hooray!
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Awesome!
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Coiny swims up the waterfall, carrying Pin.
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Gah!
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After Coiny gets shocked, he holds Pin out of the waterfall.
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We're here!
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Coiny picks up a teddy bear.
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AAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Fries dunks Whistle underwater.
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Whistle gets up and throws Fries into the water.
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Oh my bubble blower, is this Teardrop's island?
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Needle and Book both pick up teddy bears.
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I miss TD.
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Well, oh! Look!
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There's a Teardrop family reunion happening over there, let's check it out.
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Why, hello there, you one distinguished guest!
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Toilet Brush comes out of the Porta-Potty.
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..Two distinguished guests.
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Oh, hey there! Did you know I've been scrubbing Yoyle-Toilets for years? It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! Speaking of scrubbing, have you ever noticed how I'm a different kind of-
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Shut up!
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Kornerupine pushes Toilet Brush off the island.
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Coffeedrop hugs Aquamarine.
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Huh?
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Coffeedrop gives Aquamarine a helium tank, and Needle a microphone.
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I think Coffeedrop is thankful you got rid of that obnoxious brush!
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You're welcome, Coffee! But, what do I do with this microphone?
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And what do I do with the helium tank?
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Pencil sucks some helium from the helium tank.
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I'M DuMb, AnD I EaT GuMdRoPs!
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Lapis Lazuli slaps Pencil.
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OW!
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No, here's how you use it!
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Bubble sucks in helium, inflating herself.
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Pencil, Needle, Book and Pearl all latch onto Bubble.
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Hooray!
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Evil Leafy teleports next to Nickel and Tennis Ball.
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Oh! Evil Leafy's here! Are my teeth clean enough yet?
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Just a little more! Oh, this brush isn't fast enough!
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Toilet Brush lands next to the two. Tennis Ball slowly turns towards them.
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Tennis Ball uses Toilet Brush to scrub Nickel's teeth instead.
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*Smiles widely causing a ray of light to appear*
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Now your teeth are clean and shiny, thanks TB!
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Woohoo!-
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Tennis Ball feeds Nickel an island.
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Evil Leafy teleports next to them. They start running away.
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(As Da's) Took you guys long enough! By the way-
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No time to talk!
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Tennis Ball spits in a jar, throws it on his back, and glues him and Nickel together. They swim up the waterfall.
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Fries pins Whistle to the ground.
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The FreeSmarters are getting away! This is UNACCEPTABLE!
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*Quickly* You know what's actually unacceptable You're not listening to my dream where 30 giraffes stampeded into my bedroom and stole my socks so I had to go to the store and buy more but they ran out so they burned to the ground-
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That's IT!
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Fries kicks Whistle into the sky.
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These are the springy shoes Bubble always wanted! *Spring away with Fries*
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The Port-A-Potty flushes and Pin comes out.
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OH MY MINT! Is that the shipwreck from that urban legend?
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You mean how Teardrop was a pirate?
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Yeah. Yeah. Here here! Get get a photo of me with the ship!
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For sure! But first, i need to back up!
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*Speaking Fast* You know, i've really been thinking about my own mortality. I keep getting this feeling that i'm about to die soon. Did you know that statistically people are more likely to die from being run over by a-
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Gets crushed by Pin's wheels*
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Say cheese! *Gets hugged by Milkdrop* Aw man! This photo is ruined!
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Can i see the pic?
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Sure! But first, this milkdrop gave me rockets!
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WHOA!
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What does THIS button do?
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Coiny presses the button and he and Pin fly up at supersonic speeds, passing the other teams.
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Match's island[]
What is this place?
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Agh! It's like my matchstick factory, you coinster! It's where they build more of like, ME!
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Really?
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Yeah!
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Gross.
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Hey!
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Yeah!
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Really?
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Yeah!
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Wha?
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YEAH!
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Grr!
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Haaay!!!
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Match!
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YAY!
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Stop.
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Why?
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Cause!
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NO!
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Yes.
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HEY!
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Wha?
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Weird.
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Jerk!
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Hey!
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Coiny!
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Pencil!
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Pin!
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Book!
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Ruby!
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Awkward silence.
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Anyway, what do we do here?
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Well first off, welcome to like, my beautiful island! Feel free to pick up like, a nightcap for catching Zs.
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Coiny puts the nightcap on Pin.
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The challenge is to, like build a raft to ride the volcano to like, the next island! Got that?
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Yeah, uh I guess?
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But also like, OMG! Pence-Pence! I haven’t seen you in like, forever! We have like, like, like, like SO much to like, talk about!
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Uh, uh, Hey, Match. I guess we could, but I’m kind of busy.
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Oh!
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Well, Pin. Let's make that raft!
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Do we have to do that too?
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Well you guys are like my BFFs! So I'll let you in on a little secret! (Whispers) There's an extra raft near the shipwreck on Teardrop's island!
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:O
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Higher Bomby... Higher! I can almost smell the sweetness of Match's island!
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This island smells rancid!
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Hey!
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Yeah!
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HEY!
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OW!
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Be more careful!
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Back to Tennis Ball and Nickel, they swim up the waterfall.
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We made it.
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Tennis Ball grabs a teddy bear, but was squished due to Bomby's bouncy springs
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Nickel swims back down to Dora's island, where he uses the HPRC to recover Tennis Ball
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Yay!
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Awesome!
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Tennis Ball throws it on his back, and glues him and Nickel together. They swim up the waterfall.
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Now don't kill me again!
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If you say so.
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Nickel was then killed by Bomby's bouncy springs
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr²!
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Tennis Ball swims back down to Dora's island, where he uses the HPRC to recover Nickel
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Whatever.
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Phew!
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Tennis Ball throws it on his back, and glues him and Nickel together again. They swim up the waterfall again.
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How about this?
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Tennis Ball grabs Bomby and sprung up into the air
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Huh? Grr!
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Bomby kicked Tennis Ball and Nickel off, causing them to fall
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WOO HOO!
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Tennis Ball and Nickel fell into the bottom, but his bounce pushes them back up to Teardrop's island
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Heh! Nice bounce, jiggleboy!
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Yeah, uhm, don't call me that.
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Team Kidnapper is BACK!
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Match, you’re just an object, with stupid ugly red hair!
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Well, ugh. At least I can say I'm not, like, a pinhead!
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Oh, I'm well aware.
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Hello there, Teardrop! My former Squashy Grape!
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*Waves*
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Need anything from us?
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*Points to Bob-Omb*
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Do you have this hidden sound that just never stops, it's like a built-in metronome! Speaking of sound, have you heard of something alive? Well if the entrance all together, it's just EXPLOSIVE! (unsure of "something alive? Well if the entrance all")
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You want us to tell them to be quiet?
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:)👍
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Got it!
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We're here to save you! Nickel, do your thing!
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*Smiles widely causing a ray of light to disintegrate Bob-Omb*
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AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaoogogg... (disintegrates)
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TB: Wow! This must be Match's island!
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Now our raft is done!
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Sharing is caring!
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HEY! It would be sharing if you like ripped it in half and gave us the other half, because sharing is when both people get something! This is just STEALING!
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Whatever.
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Bomby and Fries' raft is pushed upwards by the lava.
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Wait! W.O.A.H. Bunchers have to stick together!
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Bomby removes half of their raft and drops it the ground.
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Lame.
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Thanks, Bomby!
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Pin and Coiny enter their raft and it is also pushed upwards by the lava. Cut to the FreeSmarters at Teardrop's island.
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Alright, FreeSmarters, where do you think the extra raft would be?
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Hmm... Match said it was around the ship so I'll check the bow!
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I'll check the foremast!
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I'll check the deck!
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I'll check the inside!
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I'll check the afterpeek!
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Diamond, Pencil, Book and Needle check their respective parts of the ship.
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I didn't find anything.
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And Bubble?
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I was too scared to go inside!
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Cut to Tennis Ball and Nickel at Match's island.
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TB, are you sad GB's gone?
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Yeah, it is sad, although the extra space lets me hone in my own building skills, like this!
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Tennis Ball presents their raft.
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Nice! Let's ride it up the volcano!
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Tennis Ball and Nickel's raft is pushed upwards by the lava. Fries and Bomby's raft arrives at Puffball's island.
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Puffball's island[]
Welcome to the most colorful island! Pick up a bedtime story.
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(autotuned) O-M-G! I love reading bedtime sto- Wait, does this island make ALL of us sound like this?
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(autotuned) I hope not.
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Fries turns off the Puffball voice effect switch.
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And that's better. So Puffball the backstabber, we meet again!
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So we do. You're now within earshot of the bunk bed. Your task is to sing a lullaby. If I like it, the puffy platform will rise and you'll be able to step into bed. That's the finish line!
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Ooh! A lullaby? I want to try!!!
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Bomby steps onto the puffy platform.
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♫ BOOM BOOM BOOM, that's me exploding! BOOM BOOM BOOM! ♫
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Incorrect buzzer.
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That was horrible.
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Aww, okay!
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Fries steps onto the puffy platform.
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Let me try! ♫ Puffball, you betrayed us! You're a filthy brat! You deserve to burn! I will crush you flat! ♫
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Incorrect buzzer. Pin and Coiny's raft arrives at Puffball's island.
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That was so off-topic, Fries! Give me the mic!
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Coiny steps onto the puffy platform and gives the microphone to Pin.
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*inhales deeply* ♫ Pointypointypointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! Pointypointypointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! ♫
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Cut to the FreeSmarters at the ship located at Teardrop's island.
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I don't want to go in!
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Ruby pushes the FreeSmarters into the inside of the ship.
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You only live once!
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Ah!
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The FreeSmarters go downstairs. Book opens the door leading to a room with a map.
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That must mean the raft is under the ship!
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Nice! Let's just get out of here!
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Evil Leafy teleports inside the ship. The FreeSmarters start running away. Evil Leafy then teleports right in front of them.
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Look, trapdoor!
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Pencil and Ruby try to pull the trapdoor's handle. The handle breaks.
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I got it!
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Book uses Needle to pry open the trapdoor. Evil Leafy teleports on top of Pencil.
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Ah! NOOOOO!!!
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PENCIL!!!
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Book brings the other FreeSmarters toward the trapdoor.
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Out! Everyone out!!!
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Evil Leafy teleports in front of Book. Book tries removing one of the shiplaps while Evil Leafy teleports closer to her. Cut to black. Fade to the outside of the ship. Needle, Ruby, Bubble and Pencil swim out of the water.
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We escaped!
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Hooray!
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But wait, where's Book?
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She made a noble sacrifice. We got to move on.
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Wait!
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A silhouette of Evil Leafy appears before Book swims out of the water.
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*cough* *cough* *cough* I made it!
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Yay!
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Evil Leafy teleports in front of the FreeSmarters.
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AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Needle lifts up the ship to knock out Evil Leafy.
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Oh, there's the raft.
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Cut to Pin and Coiny at Puffball's island.
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Pointypointypointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! Pointypointypointy!!
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*Incorrect buzzer*
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That was atrocious!
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Aww!
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Who's next?
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Tennis Ball and Nickel's raft arrives at Puffball's island.
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We are!
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Nickel grabs a book and the duo on the puffy platform. The spotlight shines on Nickel.
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♫Close your eyes, go to sleep♫
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*Joins Nickel on stage* ♫ Let your prefrontal cortex emit melatonin and lose consciousness... ♫
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Nickel slaps Tennis Ball with his leg.
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Ow!
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That wasn’t very lullaby like!
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But look, it worked! So you pass!
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*Correct buzzer* Pin, Coiny, Fries & Bomby are seen asleep. The puffy platform arrives at the bunk beds.
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*Gasps* It's the bunk bed!
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You can get in first, TB. You earned it.
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Yay! This is for you, Golfie!
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Tennis Ball and Nickel are the first team to get in the bunk bed. They are safe.
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Speaker: "♫ Close your eyes, go to sleep ♫"
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Tennis Ball and Nickel somehow fall out of their bunk beds.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Meanwhile, FreeSmart arrives back at Match's island, with the raft from the ship in tow.
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We're back!
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Yay! FreeSmart stays on top!
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But what rank are we now?
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You're on the bottom.
The last two ranks. Nobody's behind you. Yeah. |
(teeth clenched) Oh.
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Ruby, Bubble, and Book whine at the news of what Match said, and suddenly switch to expressionless faces and poses the next instant.
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Well, no time for crying! We got the raft you told us about!
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Book, Pencil and Needle
YOYLECA-
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Wait, let Bubble say it!
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Let's go!
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Pencil dunks the raft onto the crater of the volcano. The rest of FreeSmart board it, the volcano erupts, and they are launched to Puffball's island, where Fries is singing a lullaby.
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Puffball, you-
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RESTORED!
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us, you're a filthy-
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FRIEND!
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You deserve to-
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LIVE!
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I will-
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LIKE!
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You-
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FRIEND!
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Wow! Your song improved.
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*Correct buzzer* The puffy platform rises. Bomby and Fries Hi-five.
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Yeah! We did it!
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You know, maybe we don't need to kidnap and murder each oth-
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GO TO BED!
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Bomby and Fries enter their beds in obedience.
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Speaker: "♫Puffball, you RESTORED us, you're a filthy FRIEND!♫"
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Bomby and Fries are safe at second place,
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Just like Tennis Ball and Nickel, Bomby and Fries fall off their beds.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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which means it's down to Coiny and Pin, and the FreeSmart teams. Who will survive? Find out after the break!
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BREAK!!!
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We're back!
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Pin takes a deep breath, preparing to sing; but Coiny snatches the microphone away from her.
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Maybe I should try singing this time.
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Take it away!
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A light shines above Coiny. Before coiny finishes taking a deeper breath, Pin interrupts him, who sings her titular tune again.
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♫ Pointypointypointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! Pointypointypointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! Pointy pointy pointy! It's so sharp and pointy!! ♫
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As she sings, a hand with a microphone larcenously reaches out behind Pin and Coiny. *buzzer*
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TERRIBLE! You have learnt NOTHING.
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Well, then it's my turn to sing, right? Uh... uh,
♫ One sheep, two sheep, r-red sheep, blue... sheep- ♫
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STOP!
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This time, no buzzer sound effect is played. Instead, the puffy platform flings them off.
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A team cannot sing twice in a row
if there are other teams ready to go.
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But, there aren't?
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Oh, but there are.
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FreeSmart arrives on Puffball's island, getting ready to put Coiny and Pin up for elimination.
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NO!
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And now it's time for us to get to the bunk bed we deserve.
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Book and Ruby, as well as Pencil and Needle pick up a bed time story.
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Hit it, Pencil!
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A light shines above Pencil and Needle. Puffball eagerly waits for Pencil to sing.
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Ugh, gulp...uh I have no idea what to sing. Do you?
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I've got something up my sleeve.
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♫ I dreamed a dream where no one called me Needy ♫
♫ You dreamed a dream where nobody called you Puffy ♫ ♫ We dreamed a dream of a world with no name-calling ♫ ♫ Only there can we sleep peacefully, our eyelids falling... ♫ |
Puffball sheds tears as she speaks.
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That... was... beautiful. You pass!
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*Correct buzzer* A cloud transfers Needle and Pencil to the bunk bed.
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Yay! *hugs Needle* I knew you were worth it, Needle! (meetup ver.)
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Yay! *hugs Needle* I owe you a big one, Needle! (release ver.)
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Speaker: "♫ I dreamed a dream where no one called me "Needy" ♫"
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Pencil and Needle are safe at third place. Now only two teams have not finished!
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Pencil and Needle fall off their bunk beds.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Alright, now it's our turn!
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No! By the rules, you can't sing twice until we get a chance to sing.
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GRR!
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Rules oyre rules!
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Please sing when you are ready.
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A light shines above Book and Ruby.
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It's us versus them, Book! This is our shot to remove our biggest rival from the game!
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But do we even know what to sing? I'm not a lyrics booklet.
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What about "Spongy Cake"?
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Bubble tries to play "Spongy Cake" with Ruby.
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No. I've got a-
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Ahem, We don't have all day!
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I've got a backup plan.
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Pin snaps[]
"E-EW! This is so gross! OMG, PointyPointyPointy ♫/Transcript, why did you have to do that!?" — Pencil, "Vomitaco" Reason: Once again, most of them are unreadable and this is the second time this happened.
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Ruby whips out her microphone, and plays Pin's song on the microphone without Pin's official consent.
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The Microphone
"♫Pointy pointy pointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! Pointy pointy pointy! My point is sharp and pointy!!♫"
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*gasps* W-wha?!?! Th-th-they can't-
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Hmm... I feel like I've heard this before.
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This isn't working...
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Ruby presses an auto-tune button on her microphone, making the song auto-tuned.
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The Microphone (Auto-tuned)
"♫ Pointy-pointy-pointy! My point is sharp and pointy!! ♫"
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Hold on, hold on! I'm feeling this!
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Now they’ve resorted to stealing MY SONG?!
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Woah! Pin, are you good?
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This is completely UNACCEPTABLE!!! You can't claim someone else's song as your own!! THAT COMPLETELY RUINS THE GAME!!!
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Chill...
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The Microphone (Auto-tuned)
"♫ My point is sharp and pointy!! ♫"
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I liked the sound of that remix! You pass!
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*correct buzzer*
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Book, Bubble, and Ruby
*group hug* Yay! (only Ruby in meetup ver.)
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We did it!
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The scary Pin thing is gone! (meetup ver.)
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YOYLECAKE! (release ver.)
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GRRR!!! THAT’S IIIT!!!
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Pin gets so furious that she generates electricity, making that spark of lightning to flow down the cords of the other islands (electrocuting them in the meetup ver.), and down to the base of the copper pole which holds the bunk bed which then flows up to FreeSmart Ruby, Book and Bubble, electrifying them and popping Bubble in the process.
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FREESMART. YOU FOOLS. YOU HAVE CROSSED FAR TOO MANY LINES.YOU RIPPED OFF MY FACE. YOU CRUSHED MY BODY. YOU DIDN’T LET ICE CUBE COME SWING WITH ME. AND NOW YOU HAVE THE GALL TO STEAL MY SONG?! NO WONDER YOUR TEAM NAME ABBRIVIATES TO“FART”. IT’S TIME YOU FEEL MY PAIN. IT’S TIME YOU FEEL THE GRAVITY OF ALL THE ATROCITIES YOU HAVE INFLICTED UPON ME. RUBY AND BOOK, I HAVE NO REMORSE IN SAYING THAT YOU. ARE. UP. FOR. ELIMINATION.
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Ruby and Book, burnt by the electricity, fall all the way to the ground.
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Book and Ruby
AAAAAAAAAA!
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Woah! Um, what just happened? Pin, do you know-
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♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫
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Good!
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*ding* The cloud lifts Coiny and Pin to their bunk beds.
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Eh, I won't question it.
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Speaker: "♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫"
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Well, that settles it! Pin and Coiny snatched fourth and last spot in the bunk bed, so they are safe. Only Ruby and Book FAILED to reach the bunk bed,so they are up for elimination. Go to the voting videos in the description and like the contestant you want to give a prize, and dislike the one you want eliminated. See you in BFDIA 15!
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Book, Bubble, and Ruby
*group hug* Yay! (only Ruby in meetup ver.)
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Credits and stinger[]
(imitating Bubble) Hoy goys!
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Hi. I'm Michael, and if you liked the episode and want to help us out, then please, press Subscribe and make sure 'you're' subscribed.
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OR ELSE I'LL TURN INTO A RAGING PIN!
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Also, right now, as you're watching this episode, the Tennis Ball, Golf Ball and Evil Leafy plushes are finally available for you to order today. Thank you to everyone who came and saw the episode early at the BFDI and II 2024 Tour! It was amazing getting to meet you guys! Goodbye!
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There is a view of the sunken ship on Teardrop's island. Inside of the ship, we see Evil Leafy's eyes, waiting for her next victim.
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