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Before the intro[]

Announcer

Let's do Cake at Stake!

Pencil

I really do not like Cake at Stake.

Announcer

Oh, do you not? I guess we'll take the shortcut and eliminate you immediately then.

Pencil

*sarcastically* I really like Cake at Stake.

Announcer

That's better. Now we can do Cake at Stake.

Cake at Stake[]

(Cake at Stake theme plays)

Announcer

So, the team who lost will do Cake at Stake. If you remember from last time, good old SB ripped the tie, so the Grapes won the tiebreaker. The Cherries lost.
Cuts to the Cake at Stake place

Announcer

He-llo, Cherries. So you know the rules: the one Cherry who doesn't receive cake goes home. I mean the TLC, if you remember. Cherries, this is your fourth time here. Getting used to it?

Firey

Just get on with it!

Announcer

The cake was too expensive, so I got 6 cupcakes instead. But think, there are only six.
The screen reveals "00013"

Announcer

Anyway, we got 13 votes; that's one fewer than last time. It's the first time it's ever gone down.

Announcer

(slow) I WANT TO CRY NOW. I REALLY DO.

Match

Yeah. I don't, like, think so!

Announcer

(normal) Pin, you have two Win Tokens, would you like to use one now?

Pin

Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I-

Announcer

Yeah, yeah. We know.

Pin

Oh, I just knew you were gonna say that because I'm just so smart!

Announcer

Yeah, not really. On the test, you scored 14/20, or 70%, which is a C-.
(Pin growls)

Pen

(offscreen) OOH! BURN!

Announcer

So, here are the seven Cherries, and here are the 13 votes. Only one of you got zero votes. Firey.

Firey

Thank you! I needed to hear that.

Announcer

You're not the person who got zero votes.

Firey

Oh my gosh! NO FAIR!

Announcer

It's Pencil.

Pencil

Yoy!
Pencil catches a cupcake

Announcer

Bubble, Firey, and Match, you all got one vote each. Happy, Match? I didn't even say the word apiece.

Match

*gasp* He said it. I'm SO not, like, happy!

Announcer

Cherries, I'll tell you this: none of the remaining three of you got the same number of votes.

Pen

Eraser, look! Pin has to get out. If she doesn't, one of us is going to the TLC! You remember how devastating it was when it was Blocky's time to go? It can't happen again!

Announcer

Eraser, the number of votes you got is (talks very fast) the factorial of the difference of the square of the number of spatial dimensions of this universe and one more than the smallest perfect number.

Eraser

And that is...?

Announcer

Nine. You are eliminated. Ha ha - if you were smart, you'd know the result is actually two. I guess you're not so smart after all.

Eraser

GRRRRRRRR!!!!

Announcer

Pin, Pen, you are the final 2. And your names sound alike. That's cool. Cool as Ice Cube, because she's frozen. But Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You are on the other team.
(Ice Cube is hit by a spring as she screams)

Announcer

Moving on, I have the last cupcake. Is it for Pen or for Pin?

Match

Um, Mr. Speaker Thing? I see Pen's name written on the cupcake!

Bubble

Hey! I see mine on mine too!
(All of the Squishy Cherries agree)

Pen

So does that mean the cupcake's mine and I'm safe?

Announcer

Uh, yeah, it does. That name was not supposed to be there. So, goodbye, Pin.

Pin

I use my Win Token!

Announcer

Too late!

Pin

But I'm the team leader! You can't do that!
Pin is about to be flung to the TLC

Pin

Oh no! Eraser! You need a HEROIC LEADER like ME!
(Pin grabs Eraser before being flung to TLC, while Eraser lands on Bubble popping her)

Eraser

That Pin got what SHE DESERVED!

Announcer

Let that be a lesson: use your Win Tokens before it's too late.
(Intro plays)

Splitting the teams[]

Announcer

Look at this.
(Shows the two teams at 10-10)
(Removes 5 contestants from the list making 6-9)

Announcer

But in this contest the teams temporarily will temporarily be temporarily formed (temporarily) within the teams, temporarily. That's why it's (slow) Teams in Teams. (normal) The Cherries will become 2 teams of 3. And the Grapes will be 3 teams of 3. Got that?

Leafy

Yeah, I guess?

Announcer

Our TV will randomly choose teams. Okay! So, Bubble, here's who you'll be teamed with.

Match

OMG, people. I hope our alliance will be together as a team!

Announcer

Match.

Match

Yeah!
(Match high fives Bubble)

Announcer

And the other one is-

Pencil

It's, like, so gotta be ME!

Announcer

Pencil.

Match

Yes! This is, like, a MIRACLE!

Announcer

So the remaining Cherries form another team. Grape time! There are 9 of you. Snowball is grouped with Rocky.

Snowball

Oh great. That's helpful! He doesn't even have ARMS!!

Announcer

And Golf Ball.

Snowball

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Announcer

Don't they make a great team?

Snowball

-OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
(Snowball mumbles while looking at everyone around him)

Snowball

Wait?

Announcer

The other teams are Leafy, Tennis Ball, and Teardrop. And Coiny, Ice Cube, and Needle. So what will you five teams be doing? There will be three islands. You will go through all of them in sequence.

Pen

Is one of them Dream Island? Because that would be something I'd really like to-

Announcer

No, none of the islands are Dream Island. So the members of the first team that gets to the end all get Win Tokens. And the voting will only be between the three members of the last team to arrive. So yeah, to start, cross that balance beam to get to island 1.

Contest[]

Pencil

We're in first! We're so going to WIN this!

Snowball

LOOK!!! You weaklings better not make me LOSE HERE!!!

Golf Ball

What? You're the only one who matters?!
(Team falls into 3rd)

Snowball

YEAH, DUH, I AM!! Wow, you're STUPID!

Golf Ball

Whoa! I'M the stupid one?!
(Team falls into 4th)

Snowball

YEAH YOU ARE! 'Cause anyone normal would actually start the race! Which is what I'm doing. Come on Rocky!
(Team goes into 3rd)

Leafy

Yeah, let's do this, TD! Slow and steady!

Snowball

OUT OF MY WAY!!!
(Snowball pushes Ice Cube, Pencil, Match, and Bubble off the balance beam)
(Team goes into 1st)

Rocky

Bulleh!
(Rocky barfs on Ice Cube, causing her to sink)

Coiny

Ice Cube! Ice Cube! Where are you? Hm... I'll just get to Island 1 and wait for her there.

Match

That SB is a rager! I HATE HIM!

Pencil

So what do we do now?

Bubble

We'll have to swim to Island 1! There's no way we could get back on!

Snowball

WHOA!

Announcer

Go get GB.

Snowball

Well, I'll have to PLOW THROUGH ALL THESE PEOPLE - !

Announcer

No plowing! Swim back. If you don't, I'll eliminate you!

Snowball

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?!

Announcer

A team has to stick together. Now go.

Snowball

Ugh...FINE!!
(Snowball swims back)
(Team falls into 3rd)

Pencil

Why is he swimming back?

Match

Dunno...

Leafy

Yeah! I think we're the first team here! WOAH!

Island One[]

Announcer

On Island One there are thirty or so safes. Each safe's combo is written on its bottom. Five of the safes have the rafts and paddles that teams will need in order to get to Island Two.

Leafy

Okay, let's get started. Push!
(safe has written "7 4 9" on it)

Leafy

7. 4. 9...
(safe opens and reveals a teddy bear)

Leafy

Ugh!

Tennis Ball

It's a teddy bear...

Coiny

Where's Ice Cube? Do you know where she is, Needy?
(Needle slaps Coiny)

Needle

Don't call me Needy! But no!

Bubble

Hey, we're still in second! We didn't fall too far behind!

Snowball

Gosh, GB, I'M HERE!!!
(SB throws his teammates to other side of balance beam)

Coiny

Ice Cube! I've been wondering where you were!

Firey

Whoa!
(Firey falls off balance beam)

Pen

Eraser? Isn't water Firey's poison?! He'll DIE!

Eraser

Oh! Oh yeah. We'll have to go back and turn on the FRC!

Leafy

What? A baseball bat?!

Match

3. 6. 3.
(safe shows an egg)

Pencil

An egg!? What good's an egg?

Coiny

Ice Cube, because of what just happened we need a team leader!

Ice Cube

Can I be-

Coiny

No! I'll be the team leader.

Pen

We must be in last now.
(Eraser turns on the FRC)

Eraser

What? It has to warm up?!
(another safe opens and shows a flowerpot)

Tennis Ball

A flower...

Leafy

Oh. I don't like Flower. She's mean.
(Safe shows a baseball cap)

Pencil

Aww...
(Safe shows a raft with two oars)

Coiny

Hey, hey! Pretty simple, but that's the RAFT! Great! We've got a lead!

Snowball

COME ON GUYS! I'M HERE!

Pen

60% done warming up...

Leafy

OK, we got it!

Tennis Ball

We fell to THIRD!

Match

Is it it, is it it...? Ugh!

Island Two[]

Announcer

Island Two has ten keys hanging from poles. Teams will climb up building blocks to snatch a key and move on.

Coiny

Build! Let's build!

Eraser

Finally. Come on Firey. Don't fall this time.

Bubble

It's not it again.
Pencil is stuck in a safe

Pencil

Wait, Match - !

Coiny

Gotcha! Woo, this is great!

Golf Ball

Snowball! That method of stacking is very unsta-

Snowball

SHUT IT!

Match

That's it!

Bubble

Yeah!

Match

Let's go.

Pen

Oh no! We're the only ones still here!

Leafy

Yeah, TD. You got this!

Snowball

WHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!
(SB and the blocks fall)

Golf Ball

What did I tell you?

Snowball

GRRR...!

Coiny

Island 3!

Island Three[]

Announcer

On Island 3, there's a building with a locked door. The key that the teams snatched from Island Two might unlock the door. However, only five of the ten keys unlock the door. If the key doesn't work, the team must go back and snatch another key.

Coiny

Oh! It doesn't work. We'll have to go back!
(Coiny puts key in the trash can)
(Back on Island One)

Firey

Yeah! Got the raft on the first try!

Pen

Let's go!

Match

Hey! We forgot about Pencil!

Bubble

Let's turn around.

Leafy

Our key is a fake! It won't UNLOCK!

Tennis Ball

Let's turn around.

Leafy

I'm SO disappointed!

Golf Ball

Snowball, you never learn, DO YOU?!

Pen

Hey, three teams are still here! We're still in this!

Firey

There's no time to be Mr. Nice Guy!
(Kicks blocks where Snowball is climbing)

Golf Ball

SB! Next time build a STABLE structure!

Match

So where's Pencil?

Bubble

She must be in one of the safes! She's not in this one...

Match

...or this one, or this one, or this one!

Pen

If we can just climb the pole, we'd be in first!

Firey

I'll try. Oh my gosh! It's slippery!

Coiny

Okay, I got it.

Match

Pencil, you're here! Now let's go SUPER FAST!
(Firey grabs key)

Coiny

I think we're still in first! *tries to unlock the door with the key* It doesn't unlock again!

Leafy

Gotcha! GO, GO, GO!

Pen

Yeah! It works.

Firey

All right!
(Eraser, Firey and Pen are entering the room)

Eraser

Hey! It's the Speaker thing.

Announcer

Pen, Eraser, Firey, you're the first team to finish. You each get a Win Token. Leave.
(Springs team out of building, the team members scream as they are sent away)

Leafy

We're in!
(Leafy, Teardrop and Tennis Ball are entering the room)

Announcer

You're Team Two. Leave.
(Springs team out of building, the team members scream as they are sent away)

Coiny

Got it!

Snowball

Got it!

Pencil

Got it! Paddle FAST, FAST, FAST!!

Snowball

We wouldn't be behind if YOU TWO could paddle!

Bubble

Here we go!
(Pencil, Match and Bubble enter the room)

Announcer

Team 3.

Match

Yes!
(Springs team out of building, the team members scream as they are sent away)

Coiny

It...works!
(Snowball pushes Coiny's team away)

Snowball

OUT OF MY WAY!!!

Announcer

SB, GB, Rocky, you're team 4 so you're all safe. Leave.
(Springs team out of building, the team members except Rocky scream as they are sent away)

Announcer

Coiny, Icy, Needy...
(Needle slaps Announcer)

Announcer

You're the 5th and last team! One of you will be eliminated.

Voting screen[]

Announcer

Viewers out there, vote between Coiny, Ice Cube, and Needle.
(While Announcer tells the audience to vote, the contestants up for elimination make sounds in distress. The sounds create a sort of a capella; Needle yells the melody, Ice Cube makes the bassline, and Coiny makes the beat.)

Ice Cube

(on loop, simultaneously) Oh!

Coiny

(on loop, simultaneously) Oo!/Ack!

Needle

(on loop, simultaneously) No!

Epilogue[]

Pen

Wait! We're still flying through the air! Wow, that spring is strong.

Leafy

Are we going up or down now?
(Episode ends)
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers