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Let's do Cake at Stake!
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I really do not like Cake at Stake.
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Oh, do you not? I guess we'll take the shortcut and eliminate you immediately then.
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*sarcastically* I really like Cake at Stake.
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That's better. Now we can do Cake at Stake.
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(Cake at Stake theme plays)
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So, the team who lost will do Cake at Stake. If you remember from last time, good old SB ripped the tie, so the Grapes won the tiebreaker. The Cherries lost.
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Cuts to the Cake at Stake place
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He-llo, Cherries. So you know the rules: the one Cherry who doesn't receive cake goes home. I mean the TLC, if you remember. Cherries, this is your fourth time here. Getting used to it?
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Just get on with it!
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The cake was too expensive, so I got 6 cupcakes instead. But think, there are only six.
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The screen reveals "00013"
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Anyway, we got 13 votes; that's one fewer than last time. It's the first time it's ever gone down.
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(slow) I WANT TO CRY NOW. I REALLY DO.
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Yeah. I don't, like, think so!
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(normal) Pin, you have two Win Tokens, would you like to use one now?
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Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I-
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Yeah, yeah. We know.
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Oh, I just knew you were gonna say that because I'm just so smart!
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Yeah, not really. On the test, you scored 14/20, or 70%, which is a C-.
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(Pin growls)
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(offscreen) OOH! BURN!
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So, here are the seven Cherries, and here are the 13 votes. Only one of you got zero votes. Firey.
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Thank you! I needed to hear that.
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You're not the person who got zero votes.
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Oh my gosh! NO FAIR!
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It's Pencil.
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Yoy!
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Pencil catches a cupcake
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Bubble, Firey, and Match, you all got one vote each. Happy, Match? I didn't even say the word apiece.
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*gasp* He said it. I'm SO not, like, happy!
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Cherries, I'll tell you this: none of the remaining three of you got the same number of votes.
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Eraser, look! Pin has to get out. If she doesn't, one of us is going to the TLC! You remember how devastating it was when it was Blocky's time to go? It can't happen again!
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Eraser, the number of votes you got is (talks very fast) the factorial of the difference of the square of the number of spatial dimensions of this universe and one more than the smallest perfect number.
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And that is...?
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Nine. You are eliminated. Ha ha - if you were smart, you'd know the result is actually two. I guess you're not so smart after all.
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GRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Pin, Pen, you are the final 2. And your names sound alike. That's cool. Cool as Ice Cube, because she's frozen. But Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You are on the other team.
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(Ice Cube is hit by a spring as she screams)
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Moving on, I have the last cupcake. Is it for Pen or for Pin?
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Um, Mr. Speaker Thing? I see Pen's name written on the cupcake!
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Hey! I see mine on mine too!
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(All of the Squishy Cherries agree)
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So does that mean the cupcake's mine and I'm safe?
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Uh, yeah, it does. That name was not supposed to be there. So, goodbye, Pin.
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I use my Win Token!
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Too late!
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But I'm the team leader! You can't do that!
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Pin is about to be flung to the TLC
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Oh no! Eraser! You need a HEROIC LEADER like ME!
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(Pin grabs Eraser before being flung to TLC, while Eraser lands on Bubble popping her)
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That Pin got what SHE DESERVED!
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Let that be a lesson: use your Win Tokens before it's too late.
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(Intro plays)
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Look at this.
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(Shows the two teams at 10-10)
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(Removes 5 contestants from the list making 6-9)
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But in this contest the teams temporarily will temporarily be temporarily formed (temporarily) within the teams, temporarily. That's why it's (slow) Teams in Teams. (normal) The Cherries will become 2 teams of 3. And the Grapes will be 3 teams of 3. Got that?
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Yeah, I guess?
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Our TV will randomly choose teams. Okay! So, Bubble, here's who you'll be teamed with.
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OMG, people. I hope our alliance will be together as a team!
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Match.
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Yeah!
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(Match high fives Bubble)
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And the other one is-
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It's, like, so gotta be ME!
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Pencil.
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Yes! This is, like, a MIRACLE!
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So the remaining Cherries form another team. Grape time! There are 9 of you. Snowball is grouped with Rocky.
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Oh great. That's helpful! He doesn't even have ARMS!!
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And Golf Ball.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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Don't they make a great team?
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-OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
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(Snowball mumbles while looking at everyone around him)
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Wait?
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The other teams are Leafy, Tennis Ball, and Teardrop. And Coiny, Ice Cube, and Needle. So what will you five teams be doing? There will be three islands. You will go through all of them in sequence.
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Is one of them Dream Island? Because that would be something I'd really like to-
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No, none of the islands are Dream Island. So the members of the first team that gets to the end all get Win Tokens. And the voting will only be between the three members of the last team to arrive. So yeah, to start, cross that balance beam to get to island 1.
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We're in first! We're so going to WIN this!
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LOOK!!! You weaklings better not make me LOSE HERE!!!
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What? You're the only one who matters?!
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(Team falls into 3rd)
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YEAH, DUH, I AM!! Wow, you're STUPID!
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Whoa! I'M the stupid one?!
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(Team falls into 4th)
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YEAH YOU ARE! 'Cause anyone normal would actually start the race! Which is what I'm doing. Come on Rocky!
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(Team goes into 3rd)
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Yeah, let's do this, TD! Slow and steady!
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OUT OF MY WAY!!!
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(Snowball pushes Ice Cube, Pencil, Match, and Bubble off the balance beam)
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(Team goes into 1st)
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Bulleh!
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(Rocky barfs on Ice Cube, causing her to sink)
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Ice Cube! Ice Cube! Where are you? Hm... I'll just get to Island 1 and wait for her there.
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That SB is a rager! I HATE HIM!
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So what do we do now?
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We'll have to swim to Island 1! There's no way we could get back on!
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WHOA!
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Go get GB.
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Well, I'll have to PLOW THROUGH ALL THESE PEOPLE - !
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No plowing! Swim back. If you don't, I'll eliminate you!
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WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?!
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A team has to stick together. Now go.
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Ugh...FINE!!
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(Snowball swims back)
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(Team falls into 3rd)
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Why is he swimming back?
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Dunno...
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Yeah! I think we're the first team here! WOAH!
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On Island One there are thirty or so safes. Each safe's combo is written on its bottom. Five of the safes have the rafts and paddles that teams will need in order to get to Island Two.
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Okay, let's get started. Push!
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(safe has written "7 4 9" on it)
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7. 4. 9...
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(safe opens and reveals a teddy bear)
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Ugh!
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It's a teddy bear...
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Where's Ice Cube? Do you know where she is, Needy?
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(Needle slaps Coiny)
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Don't call me Needy! But no!
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Hey, we're still in second! We didn't fall too far behind!
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Gosh, GB, I'M HERE!!!
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(SB throws his teammates to other side of balance beam)
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Ice Cube! I've been wondering where you were!
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Whoa!
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(Firey falls off balance beam)
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Eraser? Isn't water Firey's poison?! He'll DIE!
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Oh! Oh yeah. We'll have to go back and turn on the FRC!
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What? A baseball bat?!
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3. 6. 3.
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(safe shows an egg)
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An egg!? What good's an egg?
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Ice Cube, because of what just happened we need a team leader!
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Can I be-
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No! I'll be the team leader.
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We must be in last now.
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(Eraser turns on the FRC)
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What? It has to warm up?!
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(another safe opens and shows a flowerpot)
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A flower...
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Oh. I don't like Flower. She's mean.
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(Safe shows a baseball cap)
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Aww...
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(Safe shows a raft with two oars)
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Hey, hey! Pretty simple, but that's the RAFT! Great! We've got a lead!
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COME ON GUYS! I'M HERE!
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60% done warming up...
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OK, we got it!
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We fell to THIRD!
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Is it it, is it it...? Ugh!
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Island Two has ten keys hanging from poles. Teams will climb up building blocks to snatch a key and move on.
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Build! Let's build!
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Finally. Come on Firey. Don't fall this time.
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It's not it again.
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Pencil is stuck in a safe
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Wait, Match - !
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Gotcha! Woo, this is great!
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Snowball! That method of stacking is very unsta-
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SHUT IT!
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That's it!
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Yeah!
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Let's go.
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Oh no! We're the only ones still here!
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Yeah, TD. You got this!
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WHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!
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(SB and the blocks fall)
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What did I tell you?
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GRRR...!
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Island 3!
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On Island 3, there's a building with a locked door. The key that the teams snatched from Island Two might unlock the door. However, only five of the ten keys unlock the door. If the key doesn't work, the team must go back and snatch another key.
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Oh! It doesn't work. We'll have to go back!
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(Coiny puts key in the trash can)
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(Back on Island One)
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Yeah! Got the raft on the first try!
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Let's go!
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Hey! We forgot about Pencil!
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Let's turn around.
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Our key is a fake! It won't UNLOCK!
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Let's turn around.
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I'm SO disappointed!
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Snowball, you never learn, DO YOU?!
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Hey, three teams are still here! We're still in this!
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There's no time to be Mr. Nice Guy!
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(Kicks blocks where Snowball is climbing)
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SB! Next time build a STABLE structure!
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So where's Pencil?
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She must be in one of the safes! She's not in this one...
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...or this one, or this one, or this one!
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If we can just climb the pole, we'd be in first!
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I'll try. Oh my gosh! It's slippery!
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Okay, I got it.
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Pencil, you're here! Now let's go SUPER FAST!
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(Firey grabs key)
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I think we're still in first! *tries to unlock the door with the key* It doesn't unlock again!
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Gotcha! GO, GO, GO!
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Yeah! It works.
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All right!
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(Eraser, Firey and Pen are entering the room)
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Hey! It's the Speaker thing.
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Pen, Eraser, Firey, you're the first team to finish. You each get a Win Token. Leave.
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(Springs team out of building, the team members scream as they are sent away)
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We're in!
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(Leafy, Teardrop and Tennis Ball are entering the room)
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You're Team Two. Leave.
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(Springs team out of building, the team members scream as they are sent away)
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Got it!
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Got it!
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Got it! Paddle FAST, FAST, FAST!!
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We wouldn't be behind if YOU TWO could paddle!
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Here we go!
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(Pencil, Match and Bubble enter the room)
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Team 3.
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Yes!
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(Springs team out of building, the team members scream as they are sent away)
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It...works!
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(Snowball pushes Coiny's team away)
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OUT OF MY WAY!!!
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SB, GB, Rocky, you're team 4 so you're all safe. Leave.
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(Springs team out of building, the team members except Rocky scream as they are sent away)
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Coiny, Icy, Needy...
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(Needle slaps Announcer)
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You're the 5th and last team! One of you will be eliminated.
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Viewers out there, vote between Coiny, Ice Cube, and Needle.
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(While Announcer tells the audience to vote, the contestants up for elimination make sounds in distress. The sounds create a sort of a capella; Needle yells the melody, Ice Cube makes the bassline, and Coiny makes the beat.)
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(on loop, simultaneously) Oh!
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(on loop, simultaneously) Oo!/Ack!
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(on loop, simultaneously) No!
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Wait! We're still flying through the air! Wow, that spring is strong.
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Are we going up or down now?
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(Episode ends)
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